Eight zero peasant girl

Chapter 22 The Brazen Lamb

Chapter 22 The Brazen Lamb

Other people's 'golden fingers' either turn stones into gold, or they are lucky, and the second point will also trigger system upgrades, but her 'golden fingers' talk to animals, which is too bullying!
No, she had to discuss it with God.

So, Meng Tang knelt on the ground with a bang, straightened her back and looked up at the sky: "The sky is above, and the loess is below. The little girl Meng Tang is pure and kind. Should I change to 'Gold Finger'?"

The Baa Baa sheep lay on the ground and coaxed: "God, don't believe her words, she is still stealing peaches this afternoon?"

"Shut up, or I'll turn you into mutton soup."

"Look, your temperament is exposed!"

Meng Tang clenched her fists angrily, looked up at the twinkling stars in the night sky, bit her back molars to suppress the urge to beat the sheep.

The bleating sheep that owes their mouths will be stewed into a pot of soup sooner or later.

"God, I sincerely, you might as well grant my humble wish."

Baa Baa Sheep looked at Meng Tang's stupid look, and spat with disdain: "Stupid and silly little brat, why don't you sleep at night, what are you dreaming of?"

"Ugh!"

Knowing that it was not feasible, she kowtowed three times without giving up. After waiting for a long time, seeing no changes in her body, Meng Tang patted her buttocks and got up from the ground.

Her dream of turning a stone into gold should come true in her dream!

The baa-baa sheep looked at Meng Tang who turned and left, kicked the sheep's hooves and asked, "Aren't you curious why you can communicate with me?"

The people it met before knew that it could communicate with it, and wished to have a thorough conversation with it day and night, why was she so calm?
Could it be that he was too excited and stupid?Or is she pretending to be stupid on purpose, trying to pique its interest?

Well, little boy, she managed to get its attention.

Meng Tang: The big speechless incident, Puxin sheep is too scary.

"You talk so much, do no sheep find you annoying?"

The baa-baa sheep became angry from embarrassment: "Stupid and silly kid, if you dare to think I'm annoying, believe it or not, I'll fart and stink you to death."

"You're good for farting! Be quiet tonight, don't disturb my family's sleep, I'll find a reason to let you go tomorrow."

The baa-baa sheep was lying on its side on the ground, its tail wagging: "I won't go."

Meng Tang raised the bench and threatened: "Why, are you still on the hook? Let me tell you, if you don't leave tomorrow, you have to leave, or you will be stewed."

"If you drive me away, I will call on all the sheep in the village to besiege your house."

There is Zhang Liangji on the top, and there is a wall ladder on the bottom. There are delicious food and drinks waiting here, and there are little kids who can understand its words, so it will not leave.

Looking at the lamb who was not as tall as her legs but had the guts to threaten her, Meng Tang hugged the small bench in his arms with his backhand, with a helpless expression on his face: "Tell me, what conditions are you willing to leave?"

This is not a sheep, it is clearly a rascal!

"I won't leave, and you don't want to drive me away either, I'm not going to take hard things."

Meng Tang stared at the bleating sheep with gloomy eyes, and the corner of her lips raised a touch of coldness: "Then you promise, you won't hurt my family, otherwise, even if you are besieged, I will drive you away."

"As long as you don't hurt me, I won't hurt you."

"make a deal."

Meng Tang nodded as if she had realized something, and left holding the bench.

It seems that they talked a lot, but they didn't seem to talk about anything. The Baa Baa sheep shook its snow-white tail and told arrogantly: "Little kid, take me to eat the freshest weeds tomorrow."

Her footsteps paused slightly, Meng Tang turned her head to look at Yang Yang proudly, picked up the bench in her arms and smashed it over, and sent her the first swear word in her life: "Eat a fart!"

He is a vegetable and loves to play. He pretends to be lazy and stays at her house, and even dares to ask for it. Tomorrow, he will put a rope around his neck and give it to his aunt who sells tofu to grind beans.

Insomnia is very painful, but after venting out the bad emotions, Meng Tang quickly fell into a sweet sleep.

"Sister, wake up, wake up quickly."

"Tangtang, something serious happened, you wake up quickly."

"Meng Tang, if you don't wake up, we will be finished."

Meng Jie lay beside Meng Tang's bed, shaking Meng Tang's body vigorously, and shouted urgently.

Seeing that she was about to bite the big flat peach she was thinking about, but just as she opened her mouth, she watched the big flat peach fly away. Pull it apart.

"Brother, can't you call me later, I'm eating peaches?"

He couldn't do it in a hurry, but she was eating peaches in her dream. Meng Jie explained angrily: "Eat whatever you want, if you don't wake up, we will have to eat fried pork with bamboo shoots."

Meng Tang was shocked: "Brother, does our mother cook meat early in the morning?"

The food this morning was a little bit better, and she expressed her endless expectations.

He flexed his finger and gave Meng Tang two 'landmines'. Meng Jie sighed speechlessly: "Sister, have you been eaten by a baa-baa sheep? The matter of us stealing peaches is about to be exposed. Hurry up, let's go to grandpa's house." hide at home for two days."

"Ah, why did Grandpa Song get up so early? I thought he would wait for us to finish breakfast before suing."

While urging Meng Tang to get dressed, Meng Jie gritted his teeth and explained bitterly: "It wasn't Grandpa Song who told our parents that we were stealing peaches, it was Meng Mei. I went to feed the chickens in the morning and saw her coming to our house to find my mother. Just followed and eavesdropped a few words, and heard her complaining."

"Brother, I'm ready."

Meng Jie held Meng Tang's hand, and made a promise: "Go, hurry up and find Grandpa, in front of Grandpa, Mom will definitely not dare to beat us."

"Stop, where are you going?"

The gate was close at hand, but the voice from behind reached the ears first, Meng Jie and Meng Tang looked at each other, they pretended not to hear, and continued to walk forward.

One step, two steps, three steps, and the last step, they can avoid being beaten.

"If you two take a step out of the gate, don't call me mom in the future."

The dawn of victory was mercilessly doused by a heavy rain. The two hung their heads in dejection and admitted their mistake in unison: "Mom, I was wrong."

Li Guiying whipped Meng Jie's butt with a willow stick, and asked sharply, "Are the peaches delicious?"

The slender willow branches were like thorns on the side of the road, and they hurt his buttocks when he was beaten. Meng Jie jumped to his feet and wanted to cover his hands, but he was afraid that the branches would hit the back of his hands, so he cried and begged: "Mom!" , I was wrong, I never dare again, woo woo woo..."

"How many times have you said that you are not allowed to steal from other people's houses? You are better off. Not only did you steal it yourself, but you also took your sister with you. I think you have become very courageous recently. Take it out, hurry up!"

Meng Tang looked at her brother who was always self-proclaimed man crying out of breath, and hurriedly tugged on Li Guiying's sleeve to beg for mercy: "Mom, brother..."

Li Guiying stared at Meng Tang sternly, and reprimanded sharply: "Let go, stand up for me, and I will teach you after I teach your brother."

A stick of a tree hit Meng Jie's palm so hard that it turned red all of a sudden, causing Meng Jie to plead with tears and tears, "Mom, I... ouch, it hurts! Mom, it hurts so much." , I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, and I will never dare to do it again.”

"Meng Tang, hold out your hand."

Seeing her elder brother crying miserably, Meng Tang deeply felt the power of the willow stick in her mother's hand, and begged pitifully: "Mom, I made a mistake, can I not hit it?"

Li Guiying stared at Meng Tang seriously, and yelled: "Stretch out."

Meng Tang pursed her mouth, stretched out her hand tremblingly, her beautiful eyes filled with tears.

She is so afraid of pain, God, please let her avoid this beating?

Li Guiying held up a willow branch and scolded ironly: "I let you steal it, look at you..."

Old man Song pushed open the closed door, saw the scene in the yard, frowned and said, "Where are you beating the child? Wait until later, I have something to say."

"Uncle Song, I'm sorry, these two are useless..."

 Meng Jie: (crying and chirping) Grandpa Song, why didn't you come earlier?
  Old Man Song: As the saying goes, it’s better to come early than to be coincidental.

  Meng's family: Grandpa Song, did you come here early in the morning to see my jokes on purpose?
  Old Man Song: (smirk) Can’t be said.

  Meng Jie: I'm...so speechless.

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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