Datang male nanny

Chapter 63 The Community of Destiny
Looking at the tightly bound ropes, Ni Tu looked up annoyed, only to find that the eyes of a group of veterans were full of excitement.

"Falled! My kid has never calculated, and I have become a community of destiny with you group of unlucky veterans."

"What is a community of shared destiny?" the old Taoist who had previously yelled at Yuchi's son asked Ni Tu when he was a young man who had presided over justice.

Ni Tu rolled his eyes and said, "A grasshopper on a rope!"

The old Taoists nodded in relief when they heard that, they already regarded Ni Tu as one of their own.

Along the way, Ni Tu found that although these old Taoists were tied up, their mentality was like a winter tour for the elderly.

The secret history and scandals of Yuchi Gong's family all became the talk of these old Taoists.

Yuchi Xunyu was so angry that he had nothing to do with these old guys.

Just now, Ni Tu's swearing also made him take it into consideration.

That's right, these old Taoists call Ah Weng brothers and sisters on weekdays.

This time it was Yuchi Xunyu's idea to tie up the old Taoists for a drive, but Ah Weng just smiled wryly, but didn't say anything.

It was getting dark.

The soldiers were accompanied by several carts, pulling tents, food, bedding and other supplies.

Only then did Ni Tu suddenly realize, be good, Yuchi Xunyu didn't go back to Chang'an after a round in the field, he clearly planned to camp outside for a long time.

Ni Tu tricked Yuchi Xunyu with words.Unexpectedly, he actually accosted: "Freeze these old Taoists well, let them have a long memory."

At night, the old Taoists sat around together, lit a bonfire, set up a barbecue, tasted the strong wine that Ni Tu had just refined, and ate and drank heartily, feeling very happy.

Yuchi Xunyu's conspiracy completely failed.He had a gloomy face and just drank his wine.

In the middle of the night, Ni Tu built a large kang in the tent, lit the firewood, and made the tent warm like spring.

Hearing the sound of the old Taoists sleeping soundly, Ni Tu cried out for his life.

I didn't expect to encounter male nanny everywhere I went, and was reprimanded by these old Taoists to keep watch at night to add firewood and bake the kang.

In the middle of the night, Yuchi Xunyu was so cold that he had to brazenly squeeze into this tent.

The soldiers were too cold to bear, and squeezed in.

The groom felt sorry for the horses and cows, and took advantage of the opportunity to lead the livestock into the tent.

The smells of everyone are mixed together to form a different flavor in winter.

Fortunately, Ni Tu had a good idea to open up the tents one by one, connect them together, and taught the soldiers how to build earth kangs.

The whole long tent was warmed up only when the firewood was burning.

Yuchi Xunyu was captured by Ni Tu's spirits, and started talking drunk after drinking half a jar.

Why did Yuchi Jingde marry dozens of young women, and wanted to continue the incense of Yuchi's family, why was he on duty, and why was that little lady a bit fat.

Hearing this, Ni Tu blushed, his old face flushed.

Ni Tu went out to pee, but saw a stone hill in front of him as white as snow.

"That's not right, isn't that group of veterans here to enjoy the barbecue during the day? It didn't rain today, so why is it still a big white area?"

Picking up some coarse-grained crystalline "Bai Xue", but found a strange thing - saltpeter!
Early in the morning of the second day, Yuchi Xunyu woke up the group of old Taoists and asked them to line up in the ice and snow to suffer from the cold.

Of course, Ni Tu's special treatment is no exception.

Ni Tu, who had been frozen for half a day, felt that Yuchi Xunyu was going crazy, and he was simply inhuman.

A playful heart arises spontaneously.

For a sinister plan, Ni Tu slandered himself fiercely in his heart, but still nodded, and said: "It's really exciting!"

The old Taoist at the head is called Yuan Digang.

I don't know what relationship this guy has with Yuan Tiangang.

Ni Tu said to Yuan Digang: "I saw you making sulfur last night?"

The old Taoist stared and asked in surprise, "You actually know sulfur?"

"That's natural! I can also spell thunder and sound through the sky."

"Boy! You are amazing! Who did you learn from?"

"My teacher is the real Crane of Mount Tai."

Yuan Digang stroked his long beard in surprise, straightened his formal attire, bowed to Ni Tu, and said, "It turns out that he is a real and talented student, sorry! Sorry!"

"You're welcome. I'll borrow a few more things from this junior, sulfur, agate, pearls, goji berries, red dates..."

With a full load of things on his back, Ni Tu hid in the dense forest beside him.

After asking for so many things, they are still used to confuse the old way.

Ni Tu was afraid that this skill would be stolen by all the veterans and cause serious troubles.

Eating big red dates, he put agate and pearls into his bosom.

Then pull out the saltpeter prepared in advance from the pile of pine branches.

What Ni Tu is afraid of is whether he is the time traveler who inspired Sun Simiao?

There are also time-traveling people in history?

But I just played the role of that person, and have another experience?
Can't escape the arrangement of fate somewhere?
To leave this lunatic Yuchi, he must go to Chang'an alone.

Only the capital of the Tang Dynasty can have the opportunity to display their talents.

After making up his mind, Ni Tu's hands moved more quickly.

After using a clay pot to complete the mechanism, Ni Tu returned to the original place with ease.

Yuchi Xunyu happened to come out from the warm tent to check the post, and found that Ni Tu had slipped away now and then, and was waiting for him to come over.

"There are three urgencies in life, and there were two urgencies just now. By the way, I just calculated that you disrespect your master and you will be punished by heaven. Be careful, the sky thunders and drums, and the sky strikes five thunders."

Ni Tu patted Yuchi Xunyu's arm and returned to his normal position.

When a group of old Taoists heard such seemingly similar words, they all raised their heads and held their chests up, despising Yuchi Xunyu.

Yuchi Xunyu laughed, inspiring the group of old Taoists and said: "These old things have been said to me more than once, and it has never been fulfilled, not even the season of thunder in summer, just this winter? Can thunder ? Try playing one!"

As soon as Yuchi Xunyu's words fell, there was an earth-shattering loud noise in the surrounding woods.

"boom!"

The earth trembled, and gunpowder smoke filled the air.

Everyone was so frightened that they lay on the ground, and the surrounding horses whined and kicked in fright.

After a while, Yuchi Xunyu, who was lying on the ground, burst into tears.

"My God, I was wrong! I was wrong! I plead guilty! I plead guilty!"

Kowtow is like pounding garlic.

Ni Tu finally showed a gratified smile.

Several Taoist priests stared at Ni Tu dumbfoundedly, and suddenly fell to the ground, cheering loudly: "Immortal! This is an immortal in my Taoist sect!"

(End of this chapter)