Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 31 The Abandonment of Urban Cultivation
Xu Tian poured himself a glass of water and prepared to go back to the house to do his homework. After all, he is also a person who has to go to school, and his grades are among the best in school. Although he doesn't study hard, at least not as hard as others, but doing homework is a must A student's duty.

Just as Xu Chun was passing by, he saw this kid visiting the League of Legends mall.

Look at his current coupon balance: 100.

The ratio of League of Legends coupons to the currency of this world is 100:1, which means that this balance is equivalent to one dollar in reality.

Xu Tian smiled: "Hehe, if you only have one yuan, you dare to look at the mall, it's inflated brother."

[Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +8! 】

Xu Chun ignored him, staring at Ezreal's Battle Academy skin video, almost drooling.

Xu Tian: "Do you like it?"

"Ok!"

Xu Chun's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he nodded vigorously.

For the sake of his younger brother's eagerness, Xu Tian said very openly: "Look more if you like it."

Xu Chun: "???"

[Negative emotion value from Xu Chun, +29! 】

If you don’t buy it for me, you’re an asshole!

With resentment towards Xu Tian, ​​Xu Chun threw himself into the game angrily, sending three heads as soon as he went online to retaliate against the society. Of course Xu Tian knew that he didn't do it on purpose or on purpose, he did his best.

The Mariana Trench is on TV again.

Although most people watched it for the second time, they still enjoyed watching it. After all, in this modern society where American blockbusters are so popular, there are quite a lot of people who like to watch this kind of sci-fi scene, especially if the sci-fi scene is still realistic. welcome...

As for Xu Tian, ​​he has no intention of wasting time on the second brush, but is looking for opportunities online to see if he can gain more grievance points at once. After all, there are many people on the Internet, hundreds of millions of Internet users.

I just have to figure out a way to get a lot of people's attention at once.

By the way, these people are pissed off.

It's easy to say, but it's actually quite difficult. First of all, the topic you have to post must attract the attention of the majority of netizens, and the posts or articles posted by most people are second to none.

It's definitely not easy to get a fire.

At this moment, he casually clicked into a website full of jokes, called Zhifou.com, which he had heard of for a long time.

In my memory, the original owner liked to read a book called "The Dog King Forgive My Life", which was super popular. It talked about a protagonist who crossed over into a dog and had various hilarious daily routines. The prototypes of many jokes and jokes in it came from whether he knew it or not.

The original owner was also chasing after that book every day at that time, and also liked the author's diving elbow, he was quite funny.

Even if the original owner is such a stingy person, he couldn't help but charge ten yuan, reward five yuan, and subscribe to the genuine version for the remaining five yuan...

Moreover, if such interesting books and authors appear again in the future, he will continue to reward them, but it is a pity that no similar books appear again after a long time.

After "The Dog King, Spare Your Life" was finished, the original owner also ran out of books.

Xu Tian suddenly had an idea.

There is no such thing as Journey to the West in this world, nor are there many popular earth masterpieces.

How about—write one yourself?
Then when the writing became popular, the eunuch asked all readers to provide themselves with massive negative emotional value?
Damn, why am I so smart!

Just do it!
He is a man of action!

Even if it’s not home now, it definitely will be in the future!

Then he immediately downloaded a writer's assistant, and gave himself a pseudonym of Sempju Cucumber.

Relying on Lao Tzu's excellent imitation... imagination, the book he writes will definitely sweep the major charts, become an instant hit, become a master in the future, serve as the chairman of the Writers Association, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life!
After registering the pseudonym, Xu Tian published the book directly. After thinking for a long time, he finally decided that the title of the book should be "Urban Cultivation of Immortals: Abandoned Young People Without Kidney Deficiency".

So here comes the question, what kind of story should I tell? He can't bear to take out a classic such as "Shading the Sky" and let the eunuchs ruin it, so why not write something that is not a pity to throw away!

Hey, that's right, isn't the kind of funny novel about mortal waste material that travels through the infinite system of rebirth popular on the earth!

With his brainpower, it should be very possible to write a novel that conforms to the mainstream aesthetics. After all, his father taught him to be humble when he was a child. Even if it is easy to succeed, it can only be said that the possibility is very high.

He knocked out the contents of Chapter 1 with the writer's assistant:

At the age of seven, Xu Xiaotian entered elementary school.On the day of enrollment, Xu Xiaotian was bullied by a fifth grader.Xu Xiaotian couldn't beat him, so he yelled, 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor.

At the age of 13, Xu Xiaotian is at the peak of the sixth grade. After years of hard work, he eats hard, and every breath has the breath of a bear.Like the fifth grade kids, the three of them are not Xu Xiaotian's opponents.

At this time Xu Xiaotian met a strong person in junior high school, even the weakest junior high school strong person, their strength is by no means what he can match.Moreover, at this level, one can afford two packs of spicy strips with sufficient financial resources!So scary.So Xu Xiaotian made up his mind to step into the realm of junior high school!
At the age of 16, Xu Xiaotian has achieved great success in junior high school through years of hard work.Xu Xiaotian no longer looks down on classmates of the same level.The high school realm, where ghosts and ghosts usually appear, is the direction that a strong person should move forward.

, Xu Xiaotian discovered the reason why there are so few high school strong men.It turns out that due to the restriction of the law of heaven and earth, only a few people in each generation can pass the test of the college entrance examination, and those who pass will completely lose their mortal bodies and enter the university realm.Obtain the blessings of good fortune from colleges and universities.Those who fail to pass will lose this opportunity and become adults.

In ancient times, some of them could also become the supreme power and obtain the Dao.But under the current world trend, it is almost difficult to spend too much time on mobile phones.If you follow it, you will be ordinary, and if you go against it, you will be immortal.Xu Xiaotian must seize this opportunity.

After graduating from university, Xu Xiaotian suddenly discovered that the people around him were college students.

At this time, Xu Xiaotian's girlfriend who had been in love for four years actually belonged to a huge family power.In their eyes, Xu Xiaotian who has no financial resources is like an ant.The family betrothed their girlfriend to the young master of a big family business.Xu Xiaotian was forced to leave his girlfriend temporarily.

Xu Xiaotian only remembers that Lihua Daiyu's girlfriend made a three-year contract with him.Xu Xiaotian recalled the humiliation he encountered that day in primary school, the sense of powerlessness, and the pain.

Xu Xiaotian's heart was roaring, roaring.The veins on my hands are bulging, and when I return, I will definitely stain the blue sky with demonic blood!
In order to become stronger in a short time, Xu Xiaotian chose the Internet.

From then on, Xu Xiaotian joined a big company and was instructed by Daniel.Even sitting on the toilet is used to study.While growing stronger, he discovered a shocking secret.From then on, start your own business.I have encountered despair, I have encountered danger.From BJ to Shanghai and then to Shenzhen, I have seen a strong man who is striving for adulthood, received life experience from a mysterious old man, and talked about a genius who died young after coming out of university.They all became Xu Xiaotian's strength to move forward.

Three years later, the weather was calm and the woman was at home.Do you think he will come?Hearing this sentence, my girlfriend felt a little pain in her heart. In the past three years, she has rejected many blind dates arranged by her family.Now it is almost at the limit.The sun is about to set, is it just a disappointment after all?

At this time, a huge and trembling aura descended on his girlfriend's house.

The sound of the mount made the mother-in-law's face change slightly. Their family has been in business for many years, but after all it is just a small branch of a family.She had seen Bentley, the patriarch of a big family, from afar, and she would never forget that voice in her life.

But this sound is indeed different.

Father-in-law suddenly thought of something, his face turned pale and he trembled, this is impossible.How could Xu Xiaotian do it.Even if I try hard for half my life, I can't beat it.

Father-in-law and mother-in-law, please stay safe.

A man's voice sounded.

Sure enough, a golden dragon Rolls-Royce came down from the door.All of a sudden the house was silent, and the mother-in-law asked cautiously where the mansion was.The answer was, one ring, so the mother-in-law bowed her head in shame to announce the wedding, and the young couple needless to say.

Another year later, a man surnamed Ma with glasses visited on this day riding a penguin.After exchanging pleasantries, Xu Xiaotian was invited to enter the New Map Internet Conference. As soon as Xu Xiaotian entered, he found that there were about dozens of people present, and their strengths were unfathomable.

It can be heard that I have no interest in money, and I have not received a salary for a month.Set a small goal and earn [-] million first.

I'm face blind, I don't know if I'm beautiful or not.We are just an ordinary family, but the house is a bit bigger.and so on.

(End of this chapter)