My ex-wife is a big star

Chapter 277 Spring Festival Gala
If you can put an advertisement for your movie on the Spring Festival Gala, the effect will definitely be amazing!
After all, the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are there!
An audience rating close to 20% means that an average of nearly [-] million people have watched the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala.

Jiang Shu felt that the popularity and quality of this year's Spring Festival Gala must be higher than in previous years.

And this is only on the TV side, and with the live broadcast on the Internet, the audience is even more exaggerated.

Of course, some viewers actually regard the Spring Festival Gala as background music, so the ratings are a little watery.

But this year, Jiang Shu believes that the number of audiences who do this will be much smaller. Young people may not like to listen to red songs, but this year's sketches will definitely attract them.

It's a pity that advertisements cannot be inserted during the Spring Festival Gala.

Jiang Shu could only settle for the next best thing, and put up an advertisement when the reporters visited the class before the Spring Festival Gala.

Then the reporter brought the topic back to the show.

"Director Jiang is the director of language programs for this year's Spring Festival Gala, so it's inconvenient for Fang to disclose some relevant information about these programs to the audience!"

"Uh...I can only tell you that one of the skits is a sequel to last year's "Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow". You will know the others when the show airs."

"Okay, thank you. I believe everyone is still looking forward to Director Jiang's work, and I hope everyone can support Director Jiang's new movie..."

The female reporter didn't have a long talk with Jiang Shu either. There were quite a lot of people in the place she was going to interview, and she couldn't delay one person for too long.

After a brief chat with Jiang Shu, she moved to the next place with her signature sweet smile.

Jiang Shu went to the dressing room to look for Su Shu, and the first skit "Help or Not" was their show.

Su Shu's makeup is a bit more complicated. She has been doing styling early in the morning, and the stylist is also preparing for the final touch-ups.

The sketch of the two is expected to appear at 8:16, and time is running out.

"How do you feel now?" Jiang Shu smiled and sat next to Su Shu.

Su Shu patted his chest and said with a smile, "I feel very excited."

"So you're not nervous!" Jiang Shu said with a smile, "Then you are really a natural actor."

"There will definitely be some nervousness, but working with you, I don't feel so nervous... Haha, does this sound a bit strange?"

"I understand what you mean." Jiang Shu smiled.

"It's just that we have cooperated a lot. Now that we are partners in the play, I feel more at ease." Su Shu said with a smile: "If you suddenly change your partner, you may feel that kind of insecurity."

"Suddenly change to a new partner, no one will get used to it!" Jiang Shu breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, get ready!"

It's exactly eight o'clock.

The Spring Festival Gala started on time.

"happy New Year to all!"

"Brother Jiang's sketch is the fourth program!"

"I hope Brother Jiang won't forcefully play sensational positive energy [cover face]"

"Watch Brother Jiang's skit today, watch Brother Jiang's movie tomorrow [狗头]"

"..."

The internet is buzzing right now.

Gu Yaoqing watched the Spring Festival Gala and had the New Year's Eve dinner alone in the hotel, and it really seemed a bit "bleak".

However, she was on a video call with her parents, so she was at least accompanied by her family.

at this time.

The first-day pre-sale box office of "I'm Not the God of Medicine" has exceeded 4.5 million.

There are four hours left until New Years Eve.

In other words, there are only four hours left for the pre-sale, because after midnight, it will be considered as the first day of release.

In the last few hours, the increase in pre-sales is obviously very fast.

Because the hands are slow, there are no good seats for some popular shows, and the rest are in the corners of the front and rear rows.

Especially the left and right sides of the first row, the viewing effect will be very awkward.

But for a popular movie like "The God of Medicine", there will definitely be a lot of full shows in the end, and if you are slow, you can only grab a junk seat.

Gu Yaoqing has also snatched three movie tickets for tomorrow morning, including Su Shu's.

Although Su Shu is a member of the cast, she hasn't seen the final feature film yet, so let's go to the cinema together tomorrow.

After buying the tickets, Gu Yaoqing turned her eyes to the TV again.

The opening program of the Spring Festival Gala is naturally very lively and festive, filled with a sea of ​​fiery red.

It's just that in the eyes of many young people, it may feel that this opening is a bit noisy.

Moreover, this festive atmosphere is all set off by a group of jumping people on the stage and the bright red dance beauty, forcing the audience to feel very happy and happy.

After two song and dance programs.

At [-]:[-], the first skit "Can't Help" officially started.

This sketch is the program of the 2014 Spring Festival Gala.

If we push forward from 2022, the sketch with the best quality in these years is probably this one.

In addition, the director of the 2014 Spring Festival Gala language program is Mr. Zhao Benshan.

Although "Help or Not" is the work of Happy Twist Team, there are some interesting lines in it, which are also suggestions carefully given by Zhao Benshan.

It can be said that Zhao Benshan has some credit for this sketch.

Generally speaking, "Help or Not" must be less interesting than the pinnacle works of Zhao Benshan, Chen Peisi and others.

But it sure is an excellent skit show too.

The plot structure, theme concept, burden, and performance are at least eight points or above.

It's just that at the end of the skit, the aunt suddenly regained her memory, remembering that she accidentally fell down, and repaid Shen Teng's innocence... This will make the audience feel that the turning point is a little deliberate.

But looking at it from another angle, maybe the aunt's original intention was to blackmail people.

But in the end, it was discovered that the traffic police knew Shen Teng, and the traffic police could testify for Shen Teng that the latter's bicycle was hit by a rear-end car, not her.

The matter was handled by the traffic police, and they still had accident records in their hands.

In this way, the aunt realized that if she wanted to continue blackmailing Shen Teng, she had no chance.

So I pretended that I suddenly "remembered" that I accidentally dropped it just now, and the matter was over.

Of course, this analysis is just a guess.

As for whether Happy Twist intended to bury this foreshadowing when creating this sketch, I am afraid no one will know.

But what is certain is that when this theme is presented as a sketch, it is definitely not possible to directly shoot this kind of plot.

Even if you want to have some subtext, you can only irony in an implicit form. It doesn't matter whether the audience can think of these.

on the stage.

As Su Shu said, she was really not very nervous and played very well, not losing to Ma Li at all.

Compared with her, Jiang Shu's role is actually much simpler.

The final performance of the two was quite good. After all, they have been rehearsing for more than a month for these ten minutes.

After the skit is over.

Su Shu, who walked off the stage, let out a long breath, turned his head and smiled at Jiang Shu, "My wife must be quite lonely now! I'll clean up and go back to the hotel to accompany your wife first."

Jiang Shu smiled and nodded: "Thank you for your hard work."

"I went back to rest. What's the hard work? You worked much harder than me." Su Shu laughed.

At this time, the Internet is already full of related topics, scoring and discussing.

"How much do you want to help?"

"Let's not talk about the score, anyway, it is the best sketch of the Spring Festival Gala in the past ten years! Tears [crying]"

"Full marks! Su Shu's acting skills are amazing! Really awesome!"

"Finally, I have the feeling of watching the Spring Festival Gala sketch more than ten years ago. It's Brother Jiang [crying loudly]"

"I don't know if those who deliberately touch porcelain will blush and feel ashamed when they see He Xiaopin?!"

"Don't worry! Those who are ashamed will not touch porcelain."

"..."

But there are also some opinions on the ending.

"One thing to say, all aspects are very good, but the final reversal is not a bit deliberate?"

"Actually, this kind of positive energy and sensationalism is also acceptable!"

"Be considerate of Brother Jiang! If you don't shout a few slogans at the end, you may not pass the trial."

"..."

However, there are also some netizens who think "metaphorically".

[About Brother Jiang's skit, is there a possibility?Was the abrupt reversal at the end intentionally set up by Brother Jiang?

The camera on the road where the incident happened was destroyed. It seems to be a coincidence, but it is actually the location chosen by the aunt premeditatedly?

The eldest brother who passed by took pictures of the fallen aunt and said that he would condemn this behavior. Does "this kind of behavior" refer to whether the aunt fell and was not helped, or satirized the aunt to blackmail people?

Before the traffic police came, my aunt insisted that she was hit. After the traffic police came to testify for Brother Jiang, my aunt immediately remembered that she fell... huh?

So I think that the aunt actually wanted to touch porcelain, but she didn't succeed in the end, so the reversal was so blunt in the end. 】

"Nimma! Thinking carefully is terrifying!"

"With Brother Jiang's creative thinking, why do I think this is really possible [狗头]"

"It was obviously a happy ending, why did it suddenly become dark [cover face]"

"It is indeed possible, but you can't talk nonsense about [dog head] on the Spring Festival Gala"

"I suggest you ask Brother Jiang!"

"Brother Jiang will definitely not admit it."

"..."

No matter whether netizens read the superficial plot or guessed the so-called dark side, it will not affect the evaluation of this sketch in their hearts.

But if you believe in the dark side, you will definitely find this skit even better.

It was not until nine o'clock.

Su Shu returned to the hotel.

Gu Yaoqing, who opened the door, smiled happily: "You're back! You're so quick!"

"I'm fine there, your husband has to be busy!"

"Thanks for your hard work." Gu Yaoqing smiled softly, and praised sincerely: "Your acting skills are too good, you really look like an old woman!"

"I'm experiencing old age in advance." Su Shu said with a smile.

The two were talking, and the second skit "Planning" of the Spring Festival Gala started.

The stalk of the rooster that lays eggs was also very popular back then, and it came from this sketch.

Gu Yaoqing immediately pulled Su Shu to the TV.

"These five sketches, but from a funny point of view, where do you think "Help or Not" can be ranked?" Gu Yaoqing asked casually.

"I think... the funniest thing is the money and talking about things later on."

"Is it more fun than what you just did?"

Su Shu nodded: "Anyway, I think so."

Among all Zhao Benshan's works, the skit "Planning" must not be ranked among the most outstanding ones.

But I am afraid of comparison in everything. If it is put in the Spring Festival Gala sketches of the past ten years, it is one of the best.

The skit has a good amount of badass gags, but it's a bit more satirical.

What's more ironic is the various grotesques in Jiang Shu's own entertainment circle.

The paparazzi, autograph training, the poultry industry... and other related lines are all satirizing the entertainment industry.

In addition, the three characters in the sketch also represent three types of people in the entertainment industry.

Niu Qun is a black-hearted media person. As long as there is news that breaks news, he doesn't care whether it is true or not.

Song Dandan is an artist who puts all his effort into packaging various character designs for himself and wants to be famous.

Zhao Benshan is the last public relations team to make up for the trouble caused by the artist (Song Dandan).

The skit is not over yet, and the discussions on the Internet have spread all over the major social platforms.

The live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala is like this.

Whichever program is broadcast, most of the voices of that program are on the Internet.

"Brother Jiang is awesome! Too sharp!"

"The rooster laid its eggs in the kennel, and as soon as the paparazzi found out, all the chickens, ducks, geese, dogs and cats in the county knew about it the next day! [狗头]"

"Did you enjoy watching? If you are happy, hurry up and buy tickets to support Brother Jiang's "The God of Medicine"!"

"The paparazzi media secretly swore after seeing this skit that they will stare at Brother Jiang every day to take pictures of [dog head]"

"Brother Jiang said that you can shoot casually, if you can get big news from me, I will lose!"

"I want to ask now, will Brother Jiang still come to the Spring Festival Gala next year?"

"I suggest Brother Jiang stay at the Spring Festival Gala! The Spring Festival Gala might not work without you!"

"..."

at this time.

Jiang Shu, who was backstage at the Spring Festival Gala, also found time to call his parents.

Although he can't run away directly, he can still be lazy for a while when he has nothing to do.

After calling his parents, Jiang Shu made another video call to Gu Yaoqing.

Just because Su Shu was by the side, the two of them didn't get bored.

"Are you coming back after midnight?" Gu Yaoqing asked.

"Almost!" Jiang Shu said softly, "The last skit is expected to end at 11:48. I'll go back after the skit is over."

"I see."

"Are you two just watching the Spring Festival Gala?"

"That's right!" Gu Yaoqing smiled and said, "Actually, the songs, dances and some creative programs of the Spring Festival Gala are pretty good, at least the choreography is done with care."

Jiang Shu smiled: "The Spring Festival Gala has been criticized by the audience, but it has never been the stage beauty!"

"So now it's time to fill in the last piece of the puzzle, right?" Gu Yaoqing joked with a smile.

"You can say that."

The singing, dancing and stage beauty of the Spring Festival Gala of the main station, coupled with high-quality language programs, are combined together to form an excellent evening show.

The current language programs are provided by Jiang Shu.

"Okay, I won't talk to you for now." Gu Yao said with a smile: "The chief director will say that you are lazy later."

"He dares to tell me to try?" Jiang Shu became "arrogant".

"What?" Gu Yaoqing frowned, "No one dares to say anything about you now, right?"

Jiang Shu was very straightforward: "I can't refute what you said. No one dares to say anything about me now."

"What about me?" Gu Yaoqing pursed her lips.

"You are not human, you are a fairy!"

"Pfft..." Gu Yaoqing suddenly laughed.

Su Shu next to him couldn't hold back any longer, and curled his mouth: "You two are almost done, dog food is going to kill me."

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(End of this chapter)