My ex-wife is a big star

Chapter 242 No Contrast No Harm

Some staff members of the Spring Festival Gala at the main station naturally also learned about the general situation of the Sushi Spring Festival Gala.

After all, tonight's traffic topic is only the Spring Festival Gala, but this year there is an extra Sushi Spring Festival Gala to mix in.

As long as you turn on your phone, all you see are comments about the two Spring Festival Gala.

As for the chief director of the main station Spring Festival Gala, because the show was broadcast live, he was really busy and didn't have the time to read the comments on the Internet.

He is still not so clear about the reputation of Sushi Spring Festival Gala.

But the word-of-mouth of this show, he knows how it is evaluated on the Internet without looking at it.

Now no matter who is the director, the program is like this every year, and I have already gotten used to it.

But for the chief director, word-of-mouth on the Internet is not important.

After Su Shi's second skit, there were three songs by Jiang Shu and Gu Yaoqing.

Both of them must have sung for real. It was originally recorded and broadcast, and it would be too useless if they faked it.

Gu Yaoqing first sang a solo song, and then sang "You Will Marry Me Today" hand in hand with Jiang Shu, showing her affection and love.

"This is too sweet, it kills me!"

"New Year's Eve dinner with dog food, a book is satisfying!"

"Show affection, share quickly [anger]"

"The most anticipated new national style song should come out!"

"..."

Immediately afterwards, Jiang Shucai sang "Blue and White Porcelain" solo.

Needless to say the status of this song, if I had to choose Jay Chou's best Chinese style work.

Most people's point of view is probably to choose a song from "Blue and White Porcelain" and "Dongfeng Po".

This song is included in Jay Chou's eighth album "I'm Busy".

It stands to reason that with the classic masterpiece Blue and White Porcelain, the evaluation of this album should not be too bad.

But on the contrary, among the first eight albums, the overall evaluation and reputation of this album is the bottom one.

In addition, "I'm Busy" won three Golden Melody Awards that year, which is actually not bad.

But these three awards are "Blue and White Porcelain" Best Lyrics, Best Composer, and Best Song of the Year.

In other words, all the awards for this album are supported by only one song...

……

Sky blue is waiting for misty rain, and I am waiting for you

The moonlight was salvaged, and the ending fainted
Like the blue and white porcelain handed down from generation to generation, you are beautiful by yourself, you have a smile in your eyes
……

This song was featured on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala in 2008, and it was also popular in the streets and alleys at that time.

Today's Internet and social media are more developed, and the speed of spreading a popular song is naturally faster.

"This song! Brother Jiang is really awesome!!"

“This sounds too good! [Surprise]”

"Jiang Shu must have taken out the works at the bottom of the box!"

"What about the studio version? If you want to loop a single, hurry up and launch it! [Crazy]"

"I declare that this song overwhelms all previous national style songs!"

"..."

The post bar also scored as usual: [Out of [-], give this song "Blue and White Porcelain" a score! 】

"One hundred faints in the gods!"

"My father is too hot!"

"My father is here, and the Chinese music scene will be saved!"

"Brother Jiang's song can blow up 99.9% of Chinese singers!"

"Gu Ruanqing: ???"

"Send a question mark with a hammer from upstairs! How dare you ask the question mark because you have been stir-fried by Jiang Shu the most times?"

"..."

However, there are also those who deliberately jumped out and sang the opposite tune.

Criticize that the composition of this song is not sincere, and still uses the universal chords that have been used by countless pop songs and Internet divine songs.

The melody has a lot of unisons, which is flat and pale.

In fact, what this person said could not be wrong.

"Blue and White Porcelain" does use 4536251, a routine chord that has been used badly, which seems to be quite insincere.

Some people do despise this corny chord.

Because it has indeed produced many assembly-line divine songs, such as meowing, pouting, your tavern is closed for me.

But it doesn't mean that all songs using this chord are rubbish.

Because of the blue and white porcelain, drunk Chibi, it's a pity that I didn't use this chord.

The so-called avenue to simplicity, who can use simple chords that are routine to write good melodies that do not fall into clichés, is a good creator.

Blindly holding on to the chords is obviously looking for trouble.

Moreover, chords are only a part of a song, and lyrics, arrangement, mixing, etc. are also very important.

This person was quickly sprayed by netizens.

But maybe he just wanted to jump out to show his presence, and it might be expected to be sprayed.

In the end, he posted another piece of yin and yang on Weibo: [It turns out that Jiang Shu's fans are of this quality. 】

Then it got sprayed even worse...

Regardless of Jiang Shu's personal point of view.

The popularity of the Sushi Spring Festival Gala on the Internet is also getting higher and higher.

Word-of-mouth also crushed the main station's Spring Festival Gala.

Countless netizens amway passers-by on various platforms to watch Sushi, and also amway their own friends on social software such as WeChat, Koukou, and Moments.

If you only look at the ratings on the Internet, Sushi must have surpassed the main station.

It's a pity that the final ratings are still based on the TV end, so Sushi naturally falls behind.

at this time.

Jiang Shu and Gu Yaoqing had already driven to the outer ring of the capital city.

They want to set off fireworks to watch fireworks, but fireworks are forbidden in the outer ring of the magic city, so they can only go to the outer ring.

Except on TV and mobile phones, the two of them haven't seen real fireworks in real life for several years.

Even if it was just a small fairy stick firework, Gu Yaoqing had a good time playing it.

The so-called fairy wand is a piece of iron wire wrapped with a layer of silver flammable substance. When it is lit, sparks will flicker, and the flammable length is only [-] centimeters.

Holding a fairy wand in her hand, Gu Yaoqing asked Jiang Shu to take a photo of her, and then posted on Weibo, adding: [Honey, Happy New Year! 】

"Happy New Year, Sister! [Fireworks]"

"If you don't understand, ask, does the phrase "dear" refer to fans? [狗头]"

"For sure! After all, Jiang Shu must also be a fan of rumors."

"Even the show of affection has to carry private goods, right?"

"There are fireworks going on, and the police don't even arrest her [狗头]"

"Hurry up and ask the photographer, when will "Blue and White Porcelain" be online! [angry]"

"..."

At this time, the Sushi Spring Festival Gala has come to the third sketch "So Packaged".

This skit is the first time the old artist has played rap in the skit.

"What is rap?"

"Foreign Allegro!"

"..."

However, the biggest reason why Jiang Shu chose this skit was to satirize some traffic stars and brokerage companies.

Most of the current traffic stars are packaged like an assembly line.

They are no longer like a person, but more like a product beyond gold and jade.

Likewise, brokerage firms are not much better.

Before signing the contract, the company will promise various conditions to the artist with rhetoric.

After signing, the company quickly showed its ugly face.

This sketch mainly revolves around these two themes.

Netizens couldn't hold back when they saw this sketch.

"Brother Jiang is too brave! Is this going to start a group with traffic stars again?"

"I declare again: Idol behavior has nothing to do with fans! Everyone should criticize Jiang Shuha!"

"If you don't understand, just ask, which star is Jiang Ge's skit trying to get rid of? [狗头]"

"Brother Jiang doesn't target any traffic, anyway, all traffic stars have a share [狗头]"

"..."

at this time.

The third sketch of the main station Spring Festival Gala is also out.

The main creative team of this skit is also what most audiences are looking forward to.

Objectively speaking, the burden of this sketch is not bad, at least much better than the first two.

The problem is, the plot twist at the end is a bit blunt.

The protagonist is a person with very poor moral standards, but after only being educated a few words, he suddenly realizes that he abandons evil and becomes good.

Then I started chanting provocative slogans and forcing positive energy, which was somewhat embarrassing.

If you analyze it from the perspectives of performance, plot, burden, turning point, structure, and conception.

The performance of this skit is excellent, the burden is passing, and the other aspects are failing.

If you compare it horizontally, on the Spring Festival Gala of the main station 20 years ago, this skit scored below 60 points.

Ten years ago, this skit would have given 70 points.

On the current Spring Festival Gala stage, this sketch is the best.

"The headquarter's Spring Festival Gala was only looking forward to their skits, but it turned out to be... a bit disappointing."

"If you don't watch the last minute, this skit is barely okay!"

"I only watched the three sketches by Su Shi and this one, and compared them, this one really doesn't work."

"If Brother Jiang's three sketches can score 90 points, this one will score 60 points! I can't complain."

"Don't look forward to the skits behind the main station. Those who like to watch sketches can go to Sushi. Jiang Shusu's sketches haven't been released yet!"

"..."

Around 10:30.

Sushi's fourth skit "Today's Happiness" is finally here.

This must be the sketch that the audience is looking forward to the most. Who made Jiang Shu and others famous!
Many viewers watched SuTV without hesitation, just because Jiang Shu was the director of language programs.

Jiang Shu gave this skit to the headquarter's Spring Festival Gala last year, but it was eventually banned.

The reason given is that the misunderstanding in the sketch is not too beautiful, and the theme is not positive enough.

This misunderstanding is indeed not beautiful, after all, it involves elements such as derailment between superiors and subordinates.

In reality, there are many people who cheat with mistresses, and there are also many in film and television dramas, but they cannot appear in sketches, and even if they are misunderstandings.

Jiang Shu always felt that this standard seemed a bit inconsistent.

But it’s enough to abide by it honestly, and don’t think too much about the others.

The skit "Today's Happiness" is purely to amuse the audience, although the jokes are very dense.

But it doesn't have a deep theme, and making audiences who like sketches happy is its greatest significance.

In addition to the jokes of the skit itself, the lines were applied to several actors, which also made netizens boo.

For example, Su Shu told Jiang Shu.

"I just fell in love with you!"

"Usually at this point, shouldn't we go to sleep?"

"I won't keep you tonight."

"..."

Although it's just a line in the sketch, the netizens are booing@客言情.

at the same time.

Jiang Shu and Gu Yaoqing had already watched the fireworks and were on their way home.

"What are you doing tomorrow?" Gu Yaoqing asked.

"There's nothing to do, what do you want to do?" Jiang Shu asked.

Gu Yaoqing chuckled: "Anything is fine, just figure it out."

Jiang Shu thought for a while: "Why don't you come to my house to play tomorrow!"

"why?"

"Look at the script, match the play, and discuss acting skills."

Gu Yaoqing couldn't help puffing up her mouth: "I still have to work on the first day of the new year!"

"Then let's go to the movies tomorrow! A few new movies will be released on the first day of the Lunar New Year."

Gu Yaoqing lost interest again: "But those few movies, there is nothing I particularly want to watch..."

Jiang Shu was helpless: "Then tell me! What do you want to do tomorrow?"

"I can do it! You can do it as you see."

Jiang Shu: "..."

After "Today's Happiness" ended.

The fourth language program of the main station has not yet come out.

Because Su Shi put all five skits before midnight, after the zero o'clock passed, the party basically came to an end.

And the main station also left a skit after midnight, so the broadcast time of the language programs on both sides gradually staggered.

[How to evaluate "Today's Happiness" written by Jiang Shusu? 】

"The burden is so good! God is God!!"

"I'm so happy, I haven't seen such a funny sketch for a long time!"

"It turns out Brother Jiang can be so cheap, and Su Shu can be such a woman [dog head]"

"I never thought that Jiang Shu would be the one to save even Xiaopin now! Tears!"

"When will there be such a skit in the main station Spring Festival Gala!"

"..."

Netizens have been discussing for several minutes.

The fourth language program of the main station is long overdue, which is a cross talk.

The two comedians spoke very hard on the stage, and their skills were also good.

But the audience couldn't laugh when they watched it, the content has no stalks!Really bland.

Compared with sketches, although the awkwardness of this cross talk is much less, it is very boring.

It is definitely incomparable with the skit "Today's Happiness".

Netizens are already unable to complain, and they didn't report any expectations for the cross talk in the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, but the results really met everyone's expectations.

now.

There has already been a hot topic on the top of the list: [What are the highlights of this year's Spring Festival Gala? 】

Look at this question, the question is very level, only ask what are the highlights, not how to evaluate.

However, many of the comments with the top likes are still not very face-saving.

"If sketch cross talk isn't funny, then it's really funny."

"I think the biggest highlight of this year's CCTV Spring Festival Gala is that it is accompanied by Sushi's Spring Festival Gala!"

"The choreography is really good, but the language programs are really not good, why don't we let Jiang Shu be the language program director next year!"

"Teaching as a teacher, being virtuous and reasoning, and alerting the world: Watching the Spring Festival Gala, enjoyment is the last thing, the most important thing is to learn something, to realize something, if you can't educate the people, the show is meaningless... I realized it! "

"..."

The second topic on the hot list is naturally: [How to evaluate Sushi Spring Festival Gala?What are the pros and cons? 】

This question is different from the one above.

But the answers below, as long as they evaluate the program itself, are basically praises.

"There is a feeling of dreaming back to the sketches of the Spring Festival Gala 20 years ago. I am full of emotions! Thank you Jiang Shu!"

"Jiang Shu did such a good job in language programs that I am a little worried now, will I still be able to see the Sushi Spring Festival Gala next year?"

"If Brother Jiang's language program + the main station's beautiful dance, it will be a lore! It's a pity..."

"I just found out that Sushi has a Spring Festival Gala today, shit!"

"..."

……

(End of this chapter)