The Happy Life of Small Officials in Northern Song Dynasty

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Yang Xiaosi waited attentively and kept busy pouring wine and serving tea. Xiao Sui'er, who has always been a waiter, also enjoyed being served by others. Although it made her feel uncomfortable, she was also very happy.

Seeing Yang Xiaosi running around non-stop, Su Jin felt a little sorry, and dragged him to sit down and eat together. Yang Xiaosi refused to die, saying that he must not break the rules in this line of work, and he must not break the rules if he is paid. Be lazy and greedy, otherwise you will cut your own livelihood. <'After eating, Su Jin actually felt drunk.

Su Jin was extremely depressed. It turned out that this skin of his own couldn't even bear rice wine. In future generations, he could kill a bottle of Erguotou with the three cheap men in the dormitory and still go to class smelling of alcohol; but now this small body can't bear it for a few minutes A glass of golden rice wine, wouldn't it be a lot less fun to go on like this.

Fortunately, such things as drinking can exercise the capacity for alcohol. As long as the body is not allergic, there will be a breakthrough after physical exercise. <The light is bright, the breeze is blowing, the dishes are exquisite, the rice wine is mellow, and the beautiful maid is by your side; all these make Su Jin feel like he is in the clouds, and the great satisfaction in his heart makes Su Jin almost complain why he was not thrown into this era earlier by a book; It's called life, and the days I lived before were a waste of life.

However, there was a noise coming from outside the box, which completely disturbed Su Jin's good spirits, and someone was yelling and cursing loudly, and there was the sound of a woman weeping softly.

Seeing Su Jin's frown, Yang Xiaosi immediately stepped out to have a look. After a while, he lifted the curtain and came in and said, "The diners are scolding the two singing girls, sir, don't mind."

Su Jinqi asked: "Are there any singing girls here?"

Yang Xiaosi said with a smile: "As long as there are girls who play the piano and sing in all high-end restaurants, wouldn't it be more pleasant for the diners to listen to some wonderful little songs while tasting the delicious food?"

Su Jin clicked his tongue secretly. It turns out that life in the Northern Song Dynasty has reached such a point. All this has gone beyond his imagination. He thought that spiritual pleasure has always been the patent of literati, bureaucrats and nobles, but he did not expect that in such an ordinary place as a restaurant There will also be these projects, and the soil for this form of existence must be based on the needs of the public, which shows that ordinary people have reached the level of paying attention to spiritual enjoyment, and it is this that surprised Su Jin.

"Why do you beat and scold the singer when you are enjoying it? If you don't sing well, you will be rewarded. Beating and scolding others is a bit of a shame."

Yang Xiaosi said with an embarrassed smile: "My lord, don't worry about this matter, don't be in a bad mood, if you have a good taste, how about asking a singer to sing a little song for you?"

Su Jin nodded and said: "That's exactly what I mean, you go and call the two singers who were scolded just now, I want to hear how they sing."

Yang Xiaosi hurriedly said: "Mr. Su, those two singing girls have already been ordered by other guests. It is not appropriate to call them, it is better to call others."

Su Jin figured out some secrets from Yang Xiaosi's voice, and didn't bother him, stood up by himself, and staggered out of the box.

Yang Xiaosi hurriedly grabbed Su Jin and said, "Don't be annoyed, my lord, it's not that the villain doesn't want to listen to your orders, but it's the person in the box that we can't afford."

Su Jin tilted her head and said, "I didn't plan to quarrel with others, I just went to listen to a little song."

No matter what he said, he lifted the gauze curtain and walked out of the box, Xiao Sui'er and Yang Xiaosi hurriedly followed, and in Su Jin's box, he saw two women in green clothes kneeling at the door of the box at the end of the aisle, holding a pipa in their hands With his head down and weeping, there were bursts of laughter and cursing in the box, maybe there were things thrown out on the two girls.

Su Jin was not happy, and the smell of alcohol rose, completely forgetting that this was in ancient times, and the idea of ​​sympathizing with the hero and saving the beauty in his mind was rushing up, and he walked up quickly and shouted: "Stop, bullying the weak is worth it!" What's the matter."

The diners in the other boxes had nothing to do with themselves at first, and they kept their heads down, but when they suddenly saw someone standing out, they poked their heads out to watch the excitement.

The box fell silent, apparently the people inside were a little surprised and didn't react for a while; but when Su Jin wobbled to the door of the box, four or five tall and short people came out of the box with a 'hula la' Come on, Qi Shushua stared at Su Jin unkindly, startling Su Jin.

"Who is so kind, meddling in my business?" A shrill voice came from behind the crowd.

The crowd parted on both sides, and a man wearing a hairpin and a brocade robe, with a pale face and narrow, sickly eyes, paced out holding a fan.

Yang Xiaosi obviously knew this person, so he hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, "So it's Zhu Yanei, I'll give you my greetings, this is the son of the Su family in Luzhou Prefecture. He doesn't know you, so he wanted to call these two singing girls to come forward." Go and sing a little song to listen to, since the yamen is first, please let the yamen take care of themselves."

"Go away, who wants you to talk too much, who is the son of the Su family in Luzhou Prefecture? Grandpa in Luzhou Prefecture, I only know that there is a Zhu family, but I don't know what Su family is."

Everyone laughed wildly, Yang Xiaosi looked embarrassed, his face turned blue and white, although he was angry, there was nothing he could do.

Su Jin turned around and asked Yang Xiaosi, "Who is this guy?"

Hearing his disrespectful tone, everyone clamored and cursed; Yang Xiaosi quickly whispered in Su Jin's ear: "He is the son of Mr. Zhu, the prefect of Luzhou, known as Zhu Yanei."

Su Jin's scalp was a little numb. As soon as he heard the word 'Yanei', he immediately thought of the notorious 'Gao Yanei' who was fond of prostitute wives and daughters; According to reports, it will take nearly a hundred years to appear, but now it seems that the domineering ethos in the government offices of the Song Dynasty has existed since ancient times and has been passed down all the way.

"It turned out to be the son of the yamen. It's a pleasure to meet you. I'm sorry and disrespectful." Su Jin suddenly changed his smile.

Zhu Yanei's face was full of arrogance, his nose was about to go up to the sky, and he had an expression of 'now I know I'm afraid'; the head who was protruding from the side to watch the excitement retracted a few times when he heard Su Jin's tone, thinking that there would be some It's a good show to watch, but I didn't expect that Mr. Su, who is arrogant and respectful, will give up so quickly, so boring.

"I don't know that Zhu Ya Nei is here just now. His words are too offensive, but I hope the Ya Nei will be tolerant." Su Jin didn't care about other people's reactions, and bowed with a smile; The tall image of Jin that had just been established in her heart quickly collapsed.

Zhu Yanei snorted and said: "There's no need to get angry with you, if you have nothing to do, go away, don't disturb the master's elegance."

Su Jin accompanied him with a smile and said, "Thank you for the large number of people in the yamen. To express my apology, all the food and drink in the yamen today will be counted on my account."

Zhu Yanei glanced at him and said, "You are acquainted." He stopped looking at him, turned his head and walked into the box, pointing at the two singers at the same time and said: "Drag them in, if you don't sing today The good words I wrote were stripped and thrown into the lobby on the first floor to be displayed to the public."

"Good idea!" A thin man praised with a tall finger.

Another tall scholar dressed up and licked his lips with a smile: "In this way, I hope these two sluts will carry it to the end."

The others all glanced at the two girls with sese eyes, and laughed, and the two attendants in solid clothes stretched out their hands to grab the singing girl's arms, trying to pull them into the box, the two singing girls struggled , begged unceasingly.

Su Jin laughed loudly, and said while laughing: "Zhu Yanei in Luzhou City has a good way of dealing with singing girls; he has a good skill."

Zhu Yanei turned around and squinted at Su Jin, saying: "It seems that Mr. Su is going to stand up for someone else?"

Su Jinqi said: "I'm obviously praising Ya Nei, it's just that Ya Nei doesn't appreciate it, don't misunderstand it."

Zhu Yanei walked over slowly and looked at Su Jin, and said indifferently for a long while: "Although I don't know who you are, I don't care about you because of how many cups of yellow soup you have drunk, these two bitches Taking my money but not singing to the men, according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, this is a crime of fraud, arresting the buttocks in the lobby for forty, the men just stripped their clothes is already a kindness, if you force yourself to implicate Go in, don’t blame the man for not reminding you.”

Su Jin smiled and said: "Thank you for your concern, you don't need to find excuses for me. I haven't drank much alcohol, and my mind is very clear; what you said is very unbelievable. How could the two poor singers take money from your majestic yamen but not accept it?" The reason for singing a ditty?"

Zhu Yanei's expression became ruthless, and he gritted his teeth and said, "Then you mean, can't you wrong them?"Luzhou Huang Jun Qingkou accounted for a masterpiece. "

Su Jin recited the poem in a loud voice, the diners on the whole floor heard this poem, and some of the female relatives among them blushed and cursed endlessly.

Su Jin continued to unfold a piece of paper and read: "A pair of bright moons hang on the chest, amethyst grapes and jasper circles, sisters and brothers leaning under the tent, golden stems with a few dewdrops hanging. Luzhou Zhu Tianshun and Huang Junqing made a masterpiece."

This one was even more unbearable. After reading it, the whole building was completely silent. Even Xiao Sui'er, an unreasonable little girl, could hear the meaning of the poem; The kind that multiplies.

"But I don't know which two talents Zhu Tianshun and Huang Junqing are? If these two excellent poems cannot be handed down through the ages, it would be a pity for these two talents." Su Jin shook the paper in his hand and said.

Zhu Yanei was ashamed and irritable, and swept away the empty hands of the two singers who were crooked on the ground. Needless to say, these two sluts stuffed the paper to Su Jin while they were not paying attention, or Su Jin took it away by himself. It's unknown; but he and Huang Junqing are still famous in arty books, there is no excuse for this, and they got a big blush for a while.

At this moment, everyone on the whole floor had a general understanding of the ins and outs of the matter. Zhu Yanei and his cronies came here to drink, arty wrote a few erotic poems, and forced the two singers to sing these unheard things , the singers refused, so there was a scene just now.

"It's fine to write this kind of good poem and enjoy it at home. You have to force other singers to sing it in public. Do you think this magnificent Hefeng Building is a brothel? This is so indecent, I don't know. Is there any corresponding punishment in the laws and regulations of the Song Dynasty?"

Just as Su Jin finished speaking, a pleasant female voice came from behind and said, "Of course, there are ten evils in the Song Dynasty's criminal system, which are harmful to public morals, insulting people's reputation, and bullying the weak. You need to hit a hundred buttock stick."

Everyone turned their heads when they heard the sound, and saw a woman wearing a lavender cardigan with large sleeves, a long skirt of the same color, and a light yellow cloak, accompanied by several maidservants in plain clothes.