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Chapter 517 Eat Peas and Drink Cold Water

Chapter 517 Eat Peas and Drink Cold Water
Walking out of the house, I bent over and grabbed a handful of sun-dried soybeans on the concrete platform at the door and walked in.

He then took a ladle from the water tank behind the door and handed it to Daxiong, saying, "Swallow the beans first, then drink water. If you want to go slower, drink boiled water, and if you want to go faster, drink cold water."

Nobita took the handful of beans hesitantly: "Really? Just these few beans will solve the problem?"

I glared at him: "Believe it or not."

Nobita was not hypocritical, he scooped up a ladle of water, stuffed the large amount of beans into his mouth, and gulped it down.

Yun Yun asked curiously: "Brother Xiong, how do you feel?"

Daxiong pattered his mouth: "It smells a bit earthy, I almost choked to death."

Isn't this nonsense, so a big handful of beans, how many times can you drink it?You have to swallow it all in one gulp, you are lucky if you didn't choke to death.

Nobita had just finished speaking when the three of us heard a gurgling sound at the same time.

It came from Nobita's belly.

"I'm rough, so fast!" Before Daxiong finished speaking, he clutched his buttocks and ran to the toilet.

There was a sound of 'cracking' in the toilet, and I grinned and cursed: "Can you close the door? Make such a big noise to kill yourself? You are not disgusting, but we are!"

Nobita's weak voice came from the toilet: "I'm rough on your grandma, isn't that too cruel? I didn't even respond for a second, and I haven't taken off my pants yet!"

I'm going to...

Yun Yun and I laughed so hard that tears were about to flow out.

Daxiong yelled in the toilet for a long time before I stopped laughing, went into the room and brought a pair of pants to Daxiong.

After changing his pants, Daxiong walked into the room clutching his stomach, and kept saying: "This is too cruel, too cruel, all the food I ate in the afternoon went out, and the old money was wasted."

I suppressed my smile and said: "Everyone said that the hot water should be slow, and you insist on drinking cold water quickly. Who can blame this? Where are your pants?"

Daxiong pointed to the trash can outside and said: "It's too dirty, throw it away, can you wash it for me, sir? No, my stomach is so empty, I have to buy something to eat."

I gave him a blank look: "You have to be mentally prepared, the moon is in the sky, I'm afraid it won't be a quiet night tonight!"

Daxiong asked stupidly: "What do you mean?"

I smiled, turned around and went into the house to sleep.

Yun Yun's stomach ached from laughing, and she also ran to the house to sleep.

Only Nobita was left staring there.

After a while, I heard a sound of opening the door, and this kid Nobita really went out.

After running in the woods all night last night, I was really tired, and fell asleep faintly, keeping three points awake and seven points in a daze.

After a while, the kid came back humming a ditty. I got up and opened the door curtain to take a look. The kid was carrying a jar, probably containing wine, and two or three paper bags, and threw it on the table comfortably. When the paper package was opened, it turned out to be shredded lamb.

Eating mutton, drinking wine, and nibbling watermelon, this taste is not to mention moist.

I smiled wryly and shook my head and lay down to sleep again, guessing that I would not be able to fall asleep after a while.

Sure enough, in less than 3 minutes, I heard the kid outside "Ouch", and then ran out clutching his stomach and kneeling.

In less than a minute, he came back again, looking at the things on the table, he seemed a little shaken, but he couldn't hold back the smell of meat, and sat there to eat again.

Another 3 minutes passed, and the kid once again ran out clutching his belly.

This time, he walked back with a less aggressive posture.

And this time he didn't go so fast, it took a full ten minutes to come back.Moreover, he hunched over, leaned on the wall, and walked into the door in small steps. As soon as he entered the door, the kid hummed weakly: "Ou Ning, Ning Wa, hurry up, hurry up, it's too bad, Master Xiong I'm about to die, hurry up, save me!"

The whole one is about to die.

I got up helplessly, went out and supported him and threw him on the chair, and said with a smile: "I told you a long time ago, it's not very quiet tonight, you said you don't go to sleep on an empty stomach, why do you have to go out and make trouble? "

Daxiong grinned and said: "I ate so much, I poured out all of it, so I can't make up for it?"

I shrugged my shoulders: "You have to clean up everything you eat tonight. You might as well go to bed hungry. Don't blame me for not reminding you. I can't save you if you pull twice."

Daxiong looked at the food on the table and cried, "But, I'm so hungry! Can you give me the whole recipe for not having diarrhea?"

I spread my hands: "Do you think I am a god? Three seconds to cure dryness, three seconds to cure anal leakage? You can't grow snacks, do you have to eat tonight?"

Daxiong scratched his head: "Then I can't sleep now, why go?"

I gave him a thumbs up: "Master Xiong is a cow. You ran all night last night, but you still couldn't fall asleep. If you couldn't sleep, you squatted at the door to chant scriptures. I'm going to sleep. Don't blame me for not reminding you. Don't mess around." Eat, if you drag yourself to death, I will buy a mat and wrap you up to feed the wolves."

At this moment, Yun Yun came out of her room rubbing her eyes, and asked angrily, "Brother Xiong, Brother Ning, why are you two arguing when you two don't sleep? You are woken up even if you are asleep."

I smiled: "It's okay, sister, go to sleep, I'll be fine in a while."

Daxiong gave me a middle finger, and ran into the room clutching his stomach: "I don't want to eat, should I go to the head office when I sleep?"

I smiled, picked up the leg of lamb on the table, took a bite, took a sip of the old wine, then held the leg of lamb and carried the wine jar, and followed Daxiong into it.

Daxiong was lying on the bed with his dead body. When he saw me coming in, his nose twitched, and he immediately got up and scolded: "Ningwa, the dog, don't let me eat it. You bring it in front of me and eat it yourself. Are you wicked or not?"

I scolded more annoyed than him: "In order to make you more comfortable, buddy, I can't sleep comfortably tonight. I will eat and drink as compensation for myself."

Daxiong shouted angrily: "Ning Wa, I'm fighting with you, ouch, wait a minute, I can't do it, I can't do it, I have to go to the toilet."

I watched him run out with a wicked smile, and said triumphantly: "Yes, if you don't eat the next meal, you'll be fine. After you finish this meal, you can wait to collapse!"

After a while, Nobita moved in again from the dawdling: "Brother Ning, I was wrong, how did I offend you, you don't want to punish me like this!"

I spread my hands, expressing that there was nothing I could do.

Daxiong's footsteps were a little vain, and he scolded: "Okay, Ning Wa, you are dying, right? Me, I'll go to the toilet again."

I sighed, I really have no choice, the only way is to let him clean the contents of his stomach, and it will be fine naturally. On the other hand, I can’t sleep all night, depending on Looking at him, if he really faints, I have to find a way to save him, right?

(End of this chapter)

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