The best mysterious doctor

Chapter 42 Thrilling Birthday Party ([-])
I spread my hands to Daxiong: "The talisman is gone, I want you to go find the zombie and get it back."

Uh?Daxiong turned his head and glanced at Jiang Shishi, swallowed his saliva and said, "Where can I get back the things I sent out. But..."

Nobita looked at me again, his eyes were like those of a hungry wolf, which made me shudder.

"But what?"

I felt a little trembling when I spoke, not because I was afraid of him threatening me, but because this kid's ability to play a scoundrel was a bit out of control for me.

Sure enough, this guy looked at me with a sinister smile: "Brother Ning, Uncle Ning, Uncle Ning... I beg you, you can't just leave me alone, anyway, you have to give me the whole thing to defend myself, it's terrible No kidding.

You also know that when I was young, I liked to bump into ghosts, if I really provoked something unclean, how would you explain to my parents when I go back..."

After finishing speaking, this bastard actually squeezed out two crocodile tears, I will poke your uncle.

"Hey, what are you two doing? It's time to blow out the candles, come here quickly."

Yang Shanmei shouted at Daxiong and me.

"Oh, here we come!"

Nobita responded, rubbing his fingers vigorously at me: "Hurry up, don't piss me off, go to your house to explode your ass at night."

The bastard!I really have nothing to do with him, who made him my brother, alas!
I reached out and fumbled in my trouser pocket, finally gritted my teeth, and handed him a card the size of a poker card.

This card is a kind of spell card made by my grandfather after shrinking it according to the format of the spell. It is like those wandering monks and fake Taoist priests who are sold in the streets and are full of Buddha statues. The card has been illuminated, and it has the ability to ward off evil spirits. Effect.

However, our Ou family's spell cards also have another function, which is the symbol of ghost doctors.Same effect as a business card.

According to my grandpa's bragging, in the land of Sheshan, this talisman card is more effective than Buddha statues. Any blind ghost who sees this card will be respectful as if he saw his ancestor.

As the only descendant of the ghost doctor school, how could he not carry his business card with him?
To put it bluntly, such a precious spell card, I only have one...

Nobita looked at the card strangely: "Did my grandpa draw it?"

I looked at him angrily: "Fuck you, that old man didn't have the time to draw this, it was all drawn by me. What's the matter? Dislike? Don't give it back to me."

Nobita put the card into his arms, this disgusting guy actually stuffed it into the T-shirt and stuck it on his chest.

I'll rub your uncle!Can you be any more disgusting?
Nobita smiled happily and punched me in the chest: "Hey, you're not bad, you can draw your own symbols."

I glared at him: "Go away! Return it to me when you get home at night."

Daxiong glanced at Jiang Shishi again: "You won't like..."

"What are you two talking about? Hurry up! I'm about to make a wish..."

Jiang Shishi jumped and shouted.

"I'm coming!"

Nobita interrupted himself, dragged me and ran to the table.

Squeezed to the table, everyone formed a circle.

Under the dim candlelight, Jiang Shishi seemed a little excited to look around, and finally stopped at me and took a serious look, then interlocked her fingers, held them in front of her chest, and silently made a wish.

Although the last look she gave me was very casual, but when I think of what Nobita said just now, I seem to understand something.

Could this girl be...

Then I shook my head violently, thinking about what?

After Jiang Shishi made his wish, Daxiong chanted slogans, everyone blew out candles together, and made an appointment to say one, two, three.

"One"

"two"

call……

Before the three arrived, all the candles were blown out, the surrounding was pitch black, and many people started to curse at that time.

What I heard most clearly was Wang Chu's voice: "Grandpa Gan Chengxiong, you have agreed one, two, three, and you can play when you reach two. I think your son of a bitch is really two."

Not to be outdone, Daxiong shouted, "Your second uncle, Wang Chu, you agreed to count one, two, three, and when I counted to two, you just blow it up. There's something wrong with your fucking mind."

"There's something wrong with you!"

"What's wrong with you!"

"Where are you? One-on-one."

"One-on-one is one-on-one, come on!"

I thought to myself that both of you have problems, didn't you see that there was something abnormal about this matter?Still there, the dog bit the dog.

Just as I was about to speak, I heard another scream, which seemed to come from Yang Shanmei's mouth: "Ah...it was clearly blowing out the candles, and they were all extinguished."

Someone next to him immediately interjected: "What's the difference between farting and blowing?"

Let me go, this buddy sounds like a heavy-handed and boring type. He usually doesn't chat nonsense, and when everyone can't see clearly, he ran out to pretend to be aggressive.

Yang Shanmei's voice sounded again: "I'm not talking about the candles on the cake, I'm talking about those white candles around! Why are they all extinguished?"

At this time, my classmates realized that something was wrong. There were candles all around the classroom. There were lit candles everywhere on the desks, desks, and desks. All the candles should be extinguished!How big are the cheeks, and the effect can only be achieved by blowing air like a blower!

Because they found out something was wrong, all the people fell into calm in an instant.

In the darkness, under my dark eyes, I seemed to see Nobita taking out the spell card from his arms, and saw Jiang Shishi tightly holding the triangular talisman in her hand.

Perhaps the atmosphere was too depressing, and the incident happened too abruptly. Yang Shanmei was the first to shout: "Who played a prank? Light the candles."

The only answer to her was a very strange sneer: hum...

I wipe!In an instant, the back of my spine felt like it was about to explode, and the temperature in the entire classroom dropped a lot.

This is a sign of the appearance of fierce ghosts and fierce spirits!

"Who?"

I don't know who asked a question, and then the whole classroom shouted like a frying pan: "Ah... ghost!"

Ghost, ghost you sister!
I quietly walked to the base of the wall, unzipped my pants, and peed all over the place.

My grandfather said that boy urine is the most effective in exorcising ghosts and evil spirits. The effect of my lying on the urine has played a role in deterring ghosts and ghosts, avoiding the occurrence of ghosts hitting the wall in a group of us in the house.

Well, peeing is peeing, peeing is so refreshing, but also terribly sad.

Before I finished peeing, behind me, a lighter lit up a beam of light in the darkness.

Who is so fast!I was in a hurry, and hurriedly closed the zipper. I didn't want to zip it too fast. The zipper clipped several hairs, and I clutched my crotch in pain and jumped up.

Uncle, I didn't urinate cleanly and made my crotch wet. How could I be so unlucky!

"Suck, hiss!"

Wang Chu took a candle, sniffed his nose twice and shouted, "What's so disgusting?"

Damn, is Lao Tzu's pissing?If it wasn't for it, that cyan palm might jump out and kill someone right now.

I ignored him, still scanning around with my ghost eyes, hoping to find some clues.

The light brought a sense of security to those panicked students. Following Wang Chu's action, those students who had originally placed candles and lit candles also helped out one after another. Soon, the classroom was brightly lit again.

(End of this chapter)