The best mysterious doctor

Chapter 393 Robbery or asking for bribes?

Niutou ji li gua la came up with a lot of official terms, which made me tremble. Does the underworld have such a set of rhetoric for catching ghosts now?That's too up-to-date, right?
After I turned my head, I asked subconsciously: "How do you know that I killed the ghost messenger and let the ghost go, obviously those bastards ran away by themselves."

Niutou roared angrily: "Moo, you still dare to quibble, we later caught one of the ghosts, he personally confirmed what you did, and showed us the ghost's killing stick, all the evidence is there , why don’t you obediently follow me to the underworld to confess your crime?
Brother Ma, come on! "

Grandpa, you only paid attention to the ghosts I let go of the young master, did you not pay attention to the monsters in our village?

Ma Mian waved his broken iron chain towards me for the fourth time, while yelling: "Brother Niu is right!"

I was instantly moved by the true love of these two guys. This is a typical model of a husband and wife who follow each other, make a good partner, and a good friend and a quilt.

But you two are absolutely determined not to implicate me, an innocent person, in this mess. I can't go with you no matter what!

Although this matter is said, I do have a large part of the responsibility in it.

I really don't know how much harm it will bring to ordinary people by letting go of those ghosts.

This will bring retribution, no matter how capable I am, I will still be at the wrong side, but I really don't want to die!

While stepping up to avoid the horse face's capture, I shouted repeatedly: "Master Niu and Master Ma, my grandfather is also a ghost messenger, and Bai Wuchang and I are also brothers, we have something to talk about."

Niutou knocked the steel fork again, and cursed: "Bai Wuchang is an egg, this bastard stole Lao Tzu's soul-fixing pearl last time, and I haven't found him until now! How dare he appear in front of me, moo Moo bah, even him is a cow dung fork."

I go!Emotional Bai Wuchang is such a poor ghost, I still use him as a shield, it's too bad.

I hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Bai Wuchang is a bastard, he even took away a box of Ou's sound pills from me last time."

pat!

The iron chain on the horse's face fell to the ground, and then it stared at the pair of ping-pong-sized horse eyes, looking at me with affectionate eyes.

Don't look at how big his eyeballs are, they look very small on his horse's face. It's like two dots on a big white paper with a pen. You say it's scary or not.

This look made me shudder, and I thought to myself, don't you want to have sex with men?Man can't serve a strong guy like you, the one next to you is your true love!

Niutou saw that Ma Mian had stopped, and was taken aback for a moment: "Brother Ma, what's wrong with you? Why didn't you make a move?"

The horse turned its head, eyes filled with tears of excitement, opened its mouth about the size of a hippopotamus and said, "Brother Niu is right!"

I go!I fell down immediately, he would say such a word for feelings?
Niutou froze for a moment, and looked at me with a very complicated look, then shook his mouth, and said with a 'moo': "What did you just say?"

I also froze there, and asked, "What did I just say?"

Niutou shook his head and roared: "Have you forgotten what you said yourself?"

I was dazed, and remembered that I seemed to be calling Bai Wuchang that bastard just now, and immediately shouted: "Yes, yes, I just said that Bai Wuchang is a bastard, a jerk, two or five eyes, it's not a thing, the underworld uses this kind of thing as a Ghost messengers are simply a disgrace to the underworld, don’t you agree, Brother Niu?”

I thought that my flattery was perfect, but I didn't expect that Niu Tou's two copper bell eyes were several times bigger than before, and he shouted: "That's not it!"

I was taken aback, isn't this sentence?What's that?Nobita once told me that to flatter you, you have to do what you like. Didn't you say that Bai Wuchang is a bastard?I just said it, is this also wrong?
well!It seems that compared with Nobita's flattering skills, our flattering skills are really hard to match!

Niu Tou glared at each other, Ma Mian begged bitterly, I was confused, three pairs of six eyes widened and stared for a while, and Ma Mian finally said, "Brother Niu is right!"

I go!Brother, do you dare to change the word?
Niutou stared at me and said: "My brother Ma said, what you just said was Ou's Xiangsheng Wan!"

What?What he said just now is what Brother Niu said was right, why did it turn into Ou's sound pill in your mouth?

Could it be that you two have a good understanding?
But it’s good for people like Ma Mian who only know one sentence to go out with a translator, or else others won’t understand what you’re talking about!
I watched the horse nodding to me, and kept opening the huge horse mouth. The iron chain in my hand pointed to my mouth, and the water dripped from the eyeball the size of a copper bell. Fist-big horse tears, I suddenly felt at a loss what to do.

I rubbed my hands, feeling that I still can't learn from Nobita, and I still have to follow my own policy on this matter: "Well, Brother Ma, if you have something to say, just say it, or you can let Brother Niu convey it." .”

Ma Mian nodded, and started talking to Niu Tou: "Brother Niu is right!"

Bull head nodded.

Then the horse face came again: "Brother Niu is right! Brother Niu is right..."

After going back and forth like this several times, Niutou's head fell off, and then he said to me: "My brother Ma said that the Oushi Xiangsheng Pill is a ghost medicine unique to the Sheshan ghost doctor. If you are the Sheshan ghost doctor For future generations, we still have some discussions, and if we get dozens of boxes of Ou's sound pills, we won't hold you accountable for releasing the criminals."

The righteousness of Niutou's words made me fall head over heels!
Dozens of boxes?Are you robbing?Or extort bribes?
A box of [-] pieces, my grandfather worked hard all his life, but he only made a hundred boxes, and you ask for dozens of boxes, are you embarrassed?
I can't wait to say that you should take me away!
But when I think about it, I just left with them, and I feel quite wronged.

You definitely can't go with them, if you can't do it, start a fight, at worst, I'll kick Nobita awake, let's fight the base group and fight the base group, and see who's passionate about it.

But before the worst happens, let's try to see if it can be resolved peacefully. After all, ghosts are not easy to deal with. If you offend them, life will be hard after that.

Especially the bull head and horse face, the most difficult to deal with, arrogant and unreasonable, ruthless attack, compared to black and white impermanence, they are reckless and unsophisticated.

When I meet them now, it's like a scholar meets a soldier, and I can't explain why.

I pondered for a while, and asked tentatively: "Brother Niu, can you tell me why Brother Ma wants this Oushi Xiangsheng Pill?"

(End of this chapter)