Chapter 257
Bai Wuchang was suddenly stopped by me, turned his head and said: "What's the matter? Could it be that you kid lied to me, that bastard Ou Chuqun didn't run in this direction?"

I was taken aback, and my heart skipped a beat. I really didn't tell Bai Wuchang the truth, but he probably didn't see it, right?

I didn't answer his question directly, but leaned in front of him and said in a low voice: "My one, your one..."

Seeing my hesitation, Bai Wuchang couldn't help being annoyed: "Speak if you have something to say, and fart if you have something to say, Lord Qi is busy!"

I hesitated, stomped my feet and said, "How long has it been since you brushed your teeth?"

Bai Wuchang was taken aback for a moment, and his mind didn't turn around for a while.

After a long time, he stumbled and said: "Hundreds of years, right? I can't remember clearly, why are you asking me this question? Qiye's mouth is so long, how do you brush your teeth?"

I'll go, I haven't brushed my teeth for hundreds of years, no wonder this saliva smells so bad.

I pointed to Nobita and said, "Then my brother won't be poisoned to death?"

Bai Wuchang looked at Nobita still picking his mouth, then at me, and said doubtfully, "What's wrong with him? Was he poisoned? Let me take a look, Qiye's other skills are not bad, the only thing is The ability is particularly outstanding, that is, detoxification.

No matter what kind of poison it is, even if you swallow arsenic, as long as you are not dead, Qi Ye will hook it out for you. "

Seeing Bai Wuchang's swear words, I hurriedly beckoned Daxiong over.

Daxiong looked at Bai Wuchang pitifully, nodded and bowed his head and said, "Qi, Qiye is good."

"open mouth."

Bai Wuchang gave an order, although Daxiong didn't know why, he still opened his mouth wide.

Bai Wuchang looked down at Nobita's mouth with his eyes and said: "What kind of poison is it? Forget it, Qi Ye is in a hurry, so I will cure you for free!"

As he spoke, Bai Wuchang's scarlet tongue, which was not much shorter than an elephant's nose, suddenly flicked up, and it was stuffed straight into Nobita's mouth.

My eyes widened in an instant, Daxiong was also petrified, looking at Bai Wuchang with bulging eyes.

Bai Wuchang seemed to be a normal person, no, like a normal ghost, his tongue stretched down Nobita's throat.

I go!What is this for?I saw Daxiong's Adam's apple move, then a long strip bulged out of his chest, then his stomach, and then into his stomach.

Bai Wuchang's long tongue was like a long worm, and it didn't stop until it reached Nobita's abdomen. At this time, Bai Wuchang's face was only a few centimeters away from Nobita's face, and a pair of dead fish eyes scared Nobita It is neither to see nor not to see.

What was even more miserable was Bai Wuchang's stinky mouth, which opened wide open to Nobita's nose, and the stench almost made me faint on the spot.

The most disgusting thing was his long tongue, which actually gave Nobita a chill, from his mouth to his intestines, and after a mess inside, he retracted like a snake.

The moment Bai Wuchang withdrew his tongue, Daxiong covered his nose with his hands, his eyes were staring like cows, tears flowed down the corners of his eyes, and he pointed at Bai Wuchang: "You, you, uh, I, I want to go to the bathroom. "

Before the kid finished speaking, I heard '噗嗤', and then the whole broken house was filled with stench.

This is not over yet, Nobita covered his hip with one hand and his mouth with the other, and jumped to the bottom of the broken wall outside the wing room like a monkey.

'poof'

'Wow'

'poof'

'Wow',
This kid vomited and dragged endlessly.

Bai Wuchang smiled "hehe": "You don't need to thank me, I'm in a hurry, otherwise I will give you a good breath.

Let me tell you, my hands can cure all kinds of poisons, if I didn't look at Ou Ning's face, I wouldn't use it for you.

Like you are now, it will be fine if you finish vomiting and diarrhea, but it will take two hours, it is best to eat more to replenish your strength.I go first. "

After finishing speaking, the guy turned his head and jumped.

I stood there dumbstruck, wanting to cry but without tears, how to heal poison?You are harming the dead and not paying for your life!
I was going to see how Daxiong was doing, but I didn't expect that guy Bai Wuchang to come back again.

I was on the verge of crying, and I said with a crying voice: "Qiye..."

Bai Wuchang jumped to my side: "I'm still a little worried, come back and ask, what kind of poison is in your brother? If ghost poison is not cured like this."

I cried and said, "Master Qi, when did I say he was poisoned? He just swallowed two mouthfuls of your saliva by mistake. I think you haven't brushed your teeth for hundreds of years. That saliva must be a biochemical weapon? That's why I said ..."

"That's why you came to ask me?"

Bai Wuchang's voice raised an octave, which scared me so much that I stopped crying immediately.

"You're really wasting my time. It's his blessing to eat my saliva. How dare you say he was poisoned? Playing the piano."

As Bai Wuchang said, he turned his head and the figure disappeared.

I thought about it, these words are so imposing, why do they sound like they are lecturing the leaders?

But looking at it from another angle, Nobita's life doesn't seem to be in danger, and he seems to be taking advantage?I can rest assured that.

As for Daxiong's vomiting and vomiting now, it's a trivial matter, as long as he can't die.

Uh, this stinks, now the yard is full of bad breath and feces, I fanned my nose and walked back to the house, only to find Yun Yun and Wu Chen looking at me curiously.

I briefly explained the matter, and the two of them were laughing hard, and the dull atmosphere caused by the scapegoat just now was swept away.

Actually, I didn't want to say it, but I said it anyway, firstly, because I was afraid that the two of them would be worried about Nobita, and secondly, because the atmosphere before was too dull. The place is inherently gloomy, and if the mood is dull, it is easy to change, so I I still told the joke that we can all laugh except Nobita does not laugh.

When a few people were laughing happily, my grandfather, the fat monk Sanbujie, and Granny Yun walked in hurriedly.

As soon as she entered the room, Grandma Yun couldn't stop smacking her nose: "My good fellow, do you all go to the toilet outside? I don't know how to go further, this stinks."

My grandfather hurriedly lit a bag of cigarettes and took two sips vigorously.

Sanbujie went directly to the soup pot, and seeing what he did, he actually re-ignited the fire that was about to go out just now, put the soup pot on it, and cooked the beef.

The few of us looked at Shiren, thinking that the soup pot was just ruined by Nobita, and we couldn't help but want to laugh. I was about to go forward to remind the three unstoppable rules. He had already picked up the beef with a branch and chewed it. up.

Chewing and chewing, the fat monk's eyes widened, his cheeks squirmed, and all of it sprayed out with a 'pop', splashing the soup sprayed from a soup pot, which was horrible.

"Amitabha, why does this pot smell so bad, are some of you too timid to go to the toilet and pee in the pot?"

(End of this chapter)

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