The best mysterious doctor

Chapter 244 Nobita's Apprenticeship
"I disagree!"

Nobita shouted immediately.

The fat monk was a little surprised: "Why don't you agree? You should know, which one of these people here is not extraordinary? There is a saying that the master is among the people, and it is not my duty to be honest when I look at your face." People, don't you want to learn some tricks to show off?"

Swagger?Is there such a description?

I was speechless for a while, and already had some immunity to the fat monk's unreasonable playing of cards.

Daxiong is also a stick, and he said to the fat monk: "If I have the ability to fight one and three, and walk sideways, I want to learn it too, but I can't be a monk!
Lord Xiong's ideal is to punch ghosts, step on zombies, pick up girls, play games, and eliminate evil in life. If you become a monk, can you still do these things? "

Nobita's remarks amused us so much that we all laughed.

The fat monk laughed so hard that he squinted his fat eyes and stared at Daxiong, "Is your ideal really like this?"

Daxiong wiped his nose: "A man is a man, if you say one thing, you are one."

The fat monk lifted him up, and his elephant-like calf knocked between Nobita's legs. Nobita didn't pay attention, and knelt down in front of him.

Well, even if he pays attention, he probably won't be able to avoid it, he still has to kneel.

The fat monk held him down forcefully: "Boy, I'm a monk and I don't lie, who told you that monks can't eat meat, and monks can't have girls?
Have you forgotten what I said just now that I have three abstentions?
Besides, who said that the apprentice I accept as a fat monk must be a monk?Becoming a monk or not is voluntary. My fat monk is nicknamed Sanbujie monk. Who told you that I am a monk?

Ask these people, which one will say that Lao Tzu's job is a monk? "

Nobita struggled for a while but didn't get up. He simply sat on the ground and shouted: "If you're not a monk, what monk shoes are you wearing? If you're not a monk, what monk robes are you wearing? If you're not a monk, why burn a few ring scars on your head?

Could it be that you are a wanted criminal, using your identity as a monk as a cover? "

The fat monk stomped his feet angrily, and the ground trembled twice: "I wear a monk's robe because other clothes are tight, and I deliberately made a loose suit, so that I can still look like a tall man. As for the ring scar, That's when I lost a bet with a monk. The bet was to burn the ring scars to accept the precepts. The monk even gave Lao Tzu a dharma name called Yanshe. Everyone in this circle knows this. You worship me as your teacher. You will know these secrets."

Daxiong was dumbfounded all of a sudden: "Master ****? This name is a bit tricky."

The fat monk grinned: "Take it, how about it? Take me as a teacher, and his son will not dare to bully you anymore. This is yours."

The fat monk stretched his fat hand into his bosom, and after fumbling for a while, he took out a small bead and handed it to Nobita.

I saw my grandfather, Hei Yuehu, and Grandma Yun all became extremely shocked after seeing the pill, and the little bead looked pitch black, but it emitted a fragrance from a distance.

Daxiong stared at the bead, frowned and said: "What is it, how much is it worth? Could it be that you imitated the old naughty boy and gave me a clay pill as poison?"

The fat monk obviously didn't know who the old naughty boy was, but he understood the meaning of the second half of the sentence. Kaba rolled his eyes twice, then reached into his bosom to fiddle with it twice, and really took out a mud ball and said: "Look, this is the mud pellet rubbed off your body. Compare it and see if it's the same?"

The old guy's serious expression is like a rigorous scientist distinguishing two very similar things, which makes people feel funny.

Nobita covered his nose with one hand, and waved his hand: "I'll go, how long has it been since you took a shower, and you can really rub off the mud balls?"

The fat monk was not annoyed, and replied seriously: "I haven't bathed for about two years."

'Wow', Yun Yun spit out while running first.

After all, it was a little girl, the psychological endurance was too poor.

Xiao Yizi said disdainfully at the side: "Idiot, that bead is a relic cast by Master Yan She's master, it can cast down demons and drive away evil spirits, it is not weaker than a golden talisman, but it's a pity that the treasure is in front of you but you don't know what it is. "

The fat monk glared at him: "I'm talking to my apprentice, do you want to talk too much?"

Xiao Yizi didn't know why the fat monk didn't like him, so he glared back at the fat monk, as if he wanted to say something, but looked at his father, and pressed him back forcefully.

What kind of relic is that humble bead?real or fake?When Nobita heard this, he cheered up immediately, and snatched the relic from the fat monk.

The fat monk didn't stop him, he just looked at it with a smile, anyway, he wasn't afraid that someone would rob him.

Daxiong held the relic and shook it proudly at Xiao Yizi, and then said to the fat monk: "You said it, Lord Xiong became your apprentice, so you won't be bullied by this scapegoat in the future, right? "

The fat monk nodded hurriedly, but the neck was too thick, and the nod was too pitiful. Fortunately, Daxiong understood.

"You also said that you don't need to be a monk to be your apprentice, right?"

The fat monk nodded again.

"You also said that after becoming your apprentice, I will be able to walk like a crab in the future, right?"

The fat monk continued to nod.

"Okay, master, please accept three knocks from the apprentice."

Daxiong is also a neat master. After making up his mind, he directly knelt on the ground and kowtowed his head three times, without delay.

The fat monk laughed loudly: "I just said that this trip to the northwest is destined, and it really happened to me. I don't have to worry about no one inheriting my mantle. My dear apprentice, come here, and I will tell you a few words."

Daxiong raised his chest and raised his head, as if he had become a leader. He walked sideways in front of the fat monk.

The fat monk patted him on the shoulder: "Apprentice, although your bones are not very good, your face is just average, your inspiration is not enough, and you have never learned kung fu. You are even more proficient in this technique." I know nine orifices, but I still don't know anything..."

Daxiong Qi's nose was smoking: "Old bald donkey, can you say something good?"

I rely on!The people around me fell down collectively again. They are also your masters anyway. Is there anyone who calls themselves a master?
The fat monk was not angry at all: "Your only advantage is that you have a good temper. At first glance, you are a bastard who talks back to your father. Oh, no, you are a guy who doesn't play by the rules. Let's judge you like this for now. Because I like your temperament, so I accept you as an apprentice. You must carry forward this nature in the future, and do not obey women's morals, uh, no, it is disobedient to teachers, and you must not let the world disturb your spiritual world. Alright, as for other skills, I will talk about it after I save Ning Badao and come back. Alright, you should step down first."

Nobita grinned: "I feel that you accepted me as an apprentice just to hurt me?"

(End of this chapter)