Fat monk

Hei Yuehu looked at Granny Yun, and said angrily: "I'm just asking a few questions. My son was beaten, so can't I ask? Look at Ou Qiankun's virtuous behavior, it seems that his grandson can take advantage, I Does your son deserve to be beaten?"

Granny Yun was speechless for a while, the old bastard Hei Yuehu became unreasonable, few people could restrain him, even though Granny Yun was regarded as a guest of honor in their village, sometimes she was very helpless.

After all, in their view, this is a matter between children, and now it has become a family matter.

It is difficult for an upright official to decide on housework, let alone her as an outsider.

So Grandma Yun didn't know what to say.

At this time, a rough and wild voice suddenly came from outside the room, which turned out to be a Buddha's cry: "Amitabha, I think we should put this matter aside for a while, and let's all work together to rescue Master Ning, and then talk about these trivial matters?"

I saw smiles on the faces of my grandfather and Grandma Yun, and everyone turned their heads to look out.

Outside the door, I saw a thick calf wearing yellow monk shoes and white monk socks stepping over the threshold, followed by a yellow coarse cloth monk robe entering the door.

Why is the monk's robe advanced?Because the monk's belly was too big, the door was only opened once, and it was a little narrower. The monk came in sideways, with his stomach stuck there, and finally squeezed in with his head still outside. crooked.

When he got into the room with his whole body, I was startled.

This monk is two meters tall, if the ceiling is not high enough, I am afraid that he would have to bend over to walk.

The question is can he bend down?The answer is obviously no, he can't even sit, he can only stand, or go down on his hips.

This monk is tall and fat, and his stomach is as big as the big iron pot in front of his eyes, which is surprisingly big.

There are six ring scars on Guang Guang's head, obviously the depth of the ring.

A string of tiny Buddhist beads hung on his chest, which was extremely incongruous compared with his figure.

He was holding a bowl in his hand, and there was a roast chicken in the bowl!
Because he was too fat, the flesh on this guy's face was squeezed into a pile, and he couldn't tell his age, but from the white hair on his temples and the attitudes of my grandfather and Granny Yun, he could guess that this monk was not young.

As soon as the monk entered the room, there was a feeling of light shining on his body. This guy is like a moving light bulb, which lights up wherever he goes.

Seeing this monk, Hei Yuehu frowned like a twist: "Monk Sanbujie, when did you come?"

puff!I couldn't help laughing, the monk's name is so weird!Don't give up three times, it's too awesome.

How did this figure develop?If he practiced in any temple, that temple must be poor by him.

Everyone looked at the monk curiously, but the monk twitched his nose, glanced at the room, walked up to Yun Yun staggeringly, grabbed the beef jerky in her hand, stuffed a piece of it into the mouth, and closed his mouth. Chewing with pleasure.

Although everyone in the room was very curious, no one said anything, even Hei Yuehu didn't say anything, just stared at Monk Sanbujie with unkind eyes.

Monk Sanbujie chewed the piece of beef for a long time before swallowing it, then burped and said: "I don't have a good appetite recently, a small piece of beef has fed me up, alas, it's a pity that it's so delicious.

Recently, my teeth are not very good. A small piece of beef has clogged my teeth. What did you just say to me?I'll explain a thing or two to you after I finish picking my teeth first. "

I go!Where did this fairy come from?Why is it so hot?

The problem was that he scolded Hei Yuehu as a scapegoat, that Hei Yuehu's face twitched, and he didn't dare to retaliate, but stood there helplessly, as if he was a little afraid of the fat monk.

The fat monk turned around again, but he didn't seem to find anything to pick his teeth, so he walked to the door and stretched out a hand.

That palm is fat, fleshy, like a pig's trotter.

The pig's trotter tapped lightly on the door, and the door shattered into several pieces. The monk carefully put down the bowl in his hand, as if he was afraid that the roast chicken inside would run away, and took another look before picking it up. A splintered piece of wood on the ground, I broke it with both hands, pinched and twisted it, and finally got a pointed head, and started to pick my teeth.

This guy also has a great personality when picking his teeth. The sound of the stubble scraping on the teeth is like sawing wood, which makes me dizzy.

Everyone just waited for the Sanbujie monk to finish picking his teeth, and the monk took two breaths of air, and the flesh on his face trembled twice: "Amitabha, the poor monk has finished his fast, black benefactor, what did you ask me just now?" with?"

Daxiong and I couldn't help laughing, and the little girl Yunyun started to laugh out loud, like a silver bell.

Hei Yuehu's face became even darker. He took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "I'm concerned about when you came."

The fat monk said 'Oh': "It's such a problem! Then don't worry about it, old black. The poor monk has just arrived, and he has been stuck outside the crescent moon gate of the backyard for a long time without moving in. Listening to your room I was in a hurry to quarrel, I finally had no choice but to think, think..."

The fat monk raised his head to the sky, looked up at a 45-degree angle, and made a state of deep thought.

I will go!This fat monk is actually cute!He's acting cute!I can't stand the bird at all, I really want to go up and slap him.

However, his figure is really terrifying, and his seniority is so high. I have no courage, so I can only endure it and see what kind of tricks this old bald donkey is going to play.

I can bear it, not necessarily some people can bear it, such as the black moon tiger who was so angry by the old monk that he was about to vomit blood, or the person behind me who has always been the best in the world, but now he sees a criminal Second, the old monk who is more stylish than him and more powerful than him, how can he bear it?

So Nobita, a daring guy, said again: "What the hell, if you can't get in the door, go through the window."

puff!
My grandfather choked on the old cigarette and almost passed out.

Grandma Yun was also completely speechless, both Wu Chen and Yun Yun held back their laughter, and Hei Yuehu was also taken seriously by Daxiong Lei, only the black-faced Xiao Yizi scolded: "Idiot!"

Nobita immediately retorted: "You're an idiot, a dick, a fool, a fool, a psycho..."

The fat monk slowly withdrew his cute eyes from the roof, stared at Nobita's mouth, and then never moved his eyes away, just staring, staring, staring De Daxiong also noticed something was wrong, scolded Xiao Yizi, looked at the fat monk, scolded Xiao Yizi, and looked at the fat monk again.

After going back and forth like this three times, Daxiong didn't know if he was confused, but actually changed his direction, scolded the fat monk, looked at Xiao Yizi again, scolded the fat monk, and looked at Xiao Yizi again.

But no matter whether he scolded the fat monk or Xiao Yizi, they couldn't stop them from approaching him slowly.

(End of this chapter)

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