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Chapter 90 Chapter 92: Poetry Madness

Hearing Xu Lian's words, Li Hao secretly gave him a thumbs up. It can be seen that Xu Lian is still good to him, and he is actually worried about him. What's more, even if His Majesty kills him, it's none of my business."

Li Hao: ...

After more than an hour, Li Hao, who was drunk, was brought to the Ganlu Hall of Taiji Palace. Xu Lian went in and announced, "Your Majesty, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, is asking to see you outside the hall."

Li Shimin smiled and said: "Xuan!" Perhaps because of Li Hao's hundred poems, he is in a good mood today.

However, when Li Hao walked into the Ganlu Hall, Li Shimin's expression changed, and his eyebrows couldn't help but twisted together. Li Hao swayed from side to side, almost unable to walk in a straight line, and was still holding a jug in his hand. , Li Shimin had only one sentence in his mind: Is this guy drunk?

In order to witness Li Hao's poetic talent, Li Shimin specially summoned his eldest grandson Wuji and other important courtiers, and held a banquet in the Ganlu Hall, saying that he would drink and write poems with everyone. In fact, all of this was prepared for Li Hao , but it is hard for him to say it out, after all he is the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, it is not good to specially host a banquet for a 17-year-old young man, it will spoil Li Hao.

When all the ministers saw the drunk Li Hao, their expressions were mostly similar to those of Li Shimin. It was the first time for them to see someone drunk to visit the saint.

After Li Hao entered the palace, he opened his eyelids and looked, and finally saw Li Shimin. He staggered and saluted, and shouted with his tongue: "My minister Li Hao pays homage to my emperor Khan, and may my emperor rule the world forever!"

Ah!Why is this sentence so familiar? Someone remembered it. Isn’t this what Li Hao said when he flattered the saint for the first time? After three years, this guy came to flatter again. Everyone was puzzled: Is he really drunk up?
Li Shimin felt happy when he heard this sentence, his frown gradually spread out, and he spread his hands and said, "Li Haoping is alive!"

"Thank you, Your Majesty Long En!" Li Hao straightened up and staggered on the spot, every pore in his body exuded acting cells.

Li Shimin stared at him for a long time, then suddenly asked with a smile: "Li Hao, are you really drunk or pretending to be drunk?" Why did Li Shimin ask this, because last time Li Hao pretended to be drunk and made a scene in the Imperial College.

Li Hao grinned and giggled, shook his head and said, "I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk, I'm a wine fairy, how could I be drunk." He also lifted the jug and took a sip while speaking.

Everyone had to accept the words. This bastard said he was not drunk, but his actions were telling others that he was really drunk. Which drunk person would admit that he was drunk? As for whether he was drunk... you guessed.

Li Shimin was also helpless, pointing to the empty table beside him, said: "Take a seat."

Li Hao went to the case to have a look, and found that there were a lot of delicious food and wine on the case, he hurriedly took a sip from the jug on the table, and then laughed, "Good wine! Thank you, Your Majesty!" Then he grinned. Sit down and eat and drink.

He was eating and drinking happily, when Li Shimin suddenly chanted slowly: "The bright moon rises from the Tianshan Mountains, amidst the vast sea of ​​clouds. The spring breeze blows tens of thousands of miles, blowing across the Yumen Pass. Li Hao, is this "Moon at Pass" written by you?"

Li Hao grinned and said, "Your Majesty laughed at the essay." After speaking, he continued to eat and drink.

Li Shimin said with a smile when he heard the words: "The tone is not small. Such a good poem is actually called random, and you have written a hundred good poems within ten days. If this is your random composition, then I dare you!" Does Tang still have talent to speak of?"

Li Hao smirked when he heard the words: "We don't have many talents in Tang Dynasty, hehe, it just so happens that Weichen is one of them, hehe."

As soon as this remark came out, everyone in the audience was shocked. I have seen someone pretending to be aggressive, but I have never seen someone who pretends to be so aggressive. He ran to Li Shimin to brag, and he wanted to die?
"Okay, very good, you are very good!" Li Shimin laughed angrily at him, then pointed at him and said, "Since you said that you are a talent, I will test you today. Aren't you good at composing poems? Now I want you to compose a poem in the palace. This poem must be suitable for this situation, and it must be a good poem. It must satisfy everyone present, otherwise... hum, you should go back to the prison of Dali Temple stay here."

Li Hao stood up staggeringly, and shouted with his tongue straight: "I would like to follow His Majesty's will—"

I saw him staggering into the hall with the jug in his hand, and said with drooping eyelids: "Today, Your Majesty is hosting a feast for the ministers. There will be a banquet and wine. Life is a happy event. Today I will write a song "Will Enter the Wine" to help the wine."

After he finished speaking, he closed his eyes, as if he was brewing. After a while, he slowly raised his right hand, put his fingers together, pointed upwards obliquely, and said in his mouth: "Don't you see, the water of the Yellow River comes up from the sky and rushes to the sea. no return."

After reciting this sentence, he took a sip of wine with the flagon in his left hand, and lightly stroked his hair with his right hand: "Don't you see Gao Tang's mirror with sad and white hair, the morning is like blue silk and the evening is snow."

As soon as these two sentences were uttered, the audience was shocked. Everyone stared at Li Hao with wide eyes, without blinking, as if they were witnessing the most important moment in history.

"To be happy in life, don't let the gold bottle face the moon." Li Hao held up the jug as if he was facing the moon while reciting this sentence.

"I was born to be useful, and I will come back after the money is gone."

Li Shimin's expression became very exciting when he heard this sentence. Does this sound like what Li Hao said? It's too fake.

"Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time. Tian Khan and Zhao Guogong will drink, and the cups will not stop..."

When talking about "Tian Khan", he raised the jug to Li Shimin, and when talking about Zhao Guogong, he lifted the wine glass from the table and toasted Changsun Wuji.

"Five-flowered horse, Qianjinqiu, Hu'er will exchange for fine wine, and sell the eternal sorrow with you!" When Li Hao finished the last sentence, he raised the wine pot and poured wine into his mouth. He was already a little drunk, but his mind was still clear. He had decided to get out as soon as possible, otherwise something might happen.

After pouring a mouthful of wine, he swallowed it in one gulp, then shook his head for a long time before falling to the ground with a plop.

Seeing this, Li Shimin hurriedly said: "Xu Lian, help him up quickly!"

Xu Lian hurriedly ran over to pull Li Hao up. Li Hao lay on the ground like a dead pig, motionless and unconscious.

Xu Lian turned around helplessly: "Your Majesty, this old slave..."

"That's all." Li Shimin waved his hand and said, "Li Hao's poetic talent is undoubtedly the best in the world. I am very pleased that Datang has such a talent."

As soon as the words fell, Li Hao, who was unconscious, suddenly murmured in a daze: "Li Hao fights a hundred poems on wine, and sleeps in a restaurant in Chang'an City. The emperor can't come to court, Zi Yunchen is the fairy of wine."

Li Shimin froze there, and all the ministers also froze. Is this slapping Li Shimin in the face? Oh, there is a good show to watch.

Li Shimin is furious, this guy actually demolished his platform in public, slapped his face, he really doubted whether Li Hao did it on purpose, this is... just... He doesn't know what to say about Li Hao, he really loves him again I hate it again, if Li Hao hadn't been really talented, he probably would have killed Li Hao long ago.

All the ministers stared at Li Shimin. They were looking forward to how our Mr. Tian Khan would treat Li Hao's face-slapping behavior. Will he cut off his meat piece by piece and dry it to make bacon, or just chop it up and make dumplings?
In fact, Li Hao is very nervous at the moment. It is still very risky to recite these two lines of poems, but he has to recite them. Why, because he is a little bit out of the limelight today, he must suppress himself appropriately, or that sentence, It's better to suppress yourself than others to suppress yourself, after all, you still have a bit of sense.

Li Shimin, as a veteran actor for many years, encountered such an emergency, he was only embarrassed for a moment, and then he had a way to deal with it. He feigned anger and snorted coldly: "This bastard has such an arrogant tone. Give Li Hao the word - poetry madness!"

All the ministers had to secretly admire Li Shimin when they heard the words. Li Shimin was really powerful, and he resolved the embarrassment with one sentence. He not only showed his Tiankehan mind, but also recognized Li Hao's poetic talent. Most importantly, he also warned Li Hao: Young people, don't be too crazy, beware of misfortune coming out of your mouth.

Since then, Li Hao has another name, Li Shikuang, which sounds pretty awesome.

That night, Tian Meng, the general of the Zuo Jinwu Guard, brought the unconscious Li Hao home with the Jinwu Guard. When the family saw that Li Hao was unconscious, they thought Li Hao was dead, and all went forward to hug Li Hao and cry. , Tian Meng burst into sweat and told them that Li Hao was just drunk, the whole family breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly sent Li Hao to the bathhouse to take a bath.

In ancient times, maidservants served dignitaries and dignitaries when they bathed, so Shi Xiaoyun and the Persian sister Hua went into the bathhouse together to undress Li Hao and take a bath.

Li Hao knew that he couldn't pretend anymore, so he hurriedly revived, startled the three girls, then drove them all out of the bathhouse, and happily took a bath by himself.

Since the weather is quite hot now, the water in the bathhouse is warm water, which is very comfortable to soak in. Li Hao put the towel on top of his head, leaned against the pool, and sighed cheerfully: "It is really right to build this bathhouse. It's so comfortable, it's not so good in winter, um, before winter, I have to quickly get a sauna, which is the same as the sauna in the future world, and then get a few private rooms, hehe, there are so many beauties at home, when the time comes Let them knock my back, let me think about it, who will knock my back first..." At the end, he had a mean smile on his face.

The next day, Li Hao got up very late, after all, he drank a lot yesterday.

He was still on the bed, when there was a knock on the door, Du Hong shouted outside the door: "Master, get up quickly, the imperial edict is here!"

Li Hao jumped up from the bed in a jerk, hurriedly dressed, wiped his face with a wet towel in a hurry, and rushed out of the room to receive the order.

When I came to the front yard, I saw Xu Lian waiting anxiously, Li Hao hurriedly led the family to salute and shouted: "My minister Li Hao accepts the order!"

Xu Lian hurriedly proclaimed the decree: "Preach the Holy Spirit, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, immediately go to the Temple of Manna to face the Holy Spirit!"

"Miansheng again?" Li Hao was startled, not knowing what Li Shimin was up to.

He hurriedly took out a few silver collars from his pocket and stuffed them into Xu Lian's hands, asking: "Mr. Xu, I wonder why Your Majesty called me this time?"

Xu Lian sighed sadly: "Princess Jinyang has a gas attack."

(End of this chapter)