Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 86: Chapter 88

When Li Hao came to the gate of the Imperial College, he didn't go in immediately. Instead, he took out a jug of spirits, rinsed his mouth with the spirits, spit it out, and sprinkled some on his body. In this way, his mouth and body were full of the smell of alcohol.

Then he threw away the spirits, took out another jug ​​of watered wine, raised his head and took a sip, um, yes, it was about the same strength as beer, to ensure that he would not get drunk.

After finishing the preparations, he led the horse and staggered into the Imperial College. It is now four o'clock, and it is the time for class. Li Hao didn't go anywhere else, but ran to the Jing Xuetang, because it was theirs. In class, he just went to make trouble.

With a sound of "Peng Long", the door of the Jing Xuetang was kicked open, and Li Hao walked in with drooping eyelids and shaking his head. This dazed appearance coupled with the smell of alcohol all over his body made him look like a rotten alcoholic.

The one who was teaching was a thin old man in his fifties, named Min Yun, named Fenglin, a doctor of Taixue. When he saw Li Hao barging in drunk, he was startled at first, then his face was full of anger, and he glared and shouted: "Li Hao!" Hao, you broke into the classroom drunk, do you understand the etiquette?"

"Hehehe..." Li Hao grinned stupidly for a while, took a sip of wine, and then asked straight, "How much is a catty for etiquette, first give me half a catty, to taste the saltiness."

"Bastard!" Min Yun was furious when he heard the words, and he slammed the book on the table, panting heavily between his nostrils, and said, "You are so contemptuous of etiquette and supervision, you can't rebel!"

Li Hao's heart trembled when he heard the words, what the hell is this guy really talking, it's just making trouble in class, and it has half a dime to do with the rebellion?Want to cheat me?So he continued to smirk, took another sip of wine, and shook his head, baring his big teeth, "No, no, you can't rebel. If you rebel, you will lose your head. If you lose your head, you will lose your head."

"You know how to be afraid!" Min Yun snorted coldly when he heard the words, "I think you are so bold!"

"You can eat shit, but you can't talk nonsense." Li Hao said drunkenly, "I am very courageous, but I can't control the sky. Of course I am afraid, I am afraid of the emperor, but... hehe, I am not afraid of you .”

"You...reverse, reversed!" Min Yun was furious when he heard the words, he picked up the ruler and stepped forward to slap Li Hao. He really slapped, and Li Hao screamed in pain.

Li Hao endured the pain for a few times. Seeing that he had no intention of stopping, he simply gritted his teeth, closed his eyes, and went all out. He snatched the ruler and pointed at Min Yun's ass with a rhythmic voice. Shouted: "Does it hurt! Does it hurt!"

Min Yun screamed three times after being beaten, and hurriedly backed away, trembling with anger, his beard trembling, pointing at Li Hao and yelling: "Zhuzi, Zhuzi..."

Seeing this, Du He on the side knew that his chance to perform had come, he slammed the table with a "snap", stepped out, pointed at Li Hao and shouted: "Bastard, you dare to beat the teacher, it is an unforgivable crime, everyone! Come on, take him down!"

Du He's cry was really helpful, and the other students turned into messengers of justice one after another, got up and rushed towards Li Hao, surrounded him, and rolled up their sleeves one by one, staring at him.

"Oh Cao, have you played too much?" Li Hao groaned in his heart, but now he was on the verge of riding a tiger, so he could only bite the bullet and continue to act, pointing at them with a ruler in his hand, turned around, and said, "Don't come over, I warn you not to come here!" Come here, I have a knife, my broadsword is forty feet long, it can kill people without blood..." He waved the ruler a few times as he spoke, his facial expressions and words matched perfectly, and this time the Little Golden Man Award was also missed.

When Li Hao turned his back to Du He, Du He sneaked up and kicked Li Hao on the back. Li Hao immediately staggered forward and threw himself on the two classmates. The two classmates were crushed to the ground, and then a carp stood up and jumped up, breaking through easily, and took a sip of wine, staggeringly said: "Today, I will let you see what drunken fist is!"

"I think you're a drunk!" Du He snorted coldly with staring eyes, and waved his hand, "Come on, hit him!"

Everyone shouted and rushed towards Li Hao, and hurriedly greeted Li Hao. When Li Hao turned around, he bypassed the crowd surprisingly quickly, grabbed Du He, and grinned: "You Why are the wild monkeys making a fuss, have you seen a fist the size of a casserole?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he had already punched Du He on the nose. Du He was beaten so suddenly that he staggered back and fell to the ground. His face seemed to be blooming, and his nose was bleeding profusely. The pain caused him to open his mouth and cry out.

"Why are you crying, get out!" Li Hao kicked Du He over, and the other students had already rushed over. He frantically resisted and knocked down many people, and he himself was punched and kicked a lot, his whole body ached. , After fighting for a while, Li Hao felt that the play was almost done, and it was time to end, so he pretended to be tripped, and then everyone pressed on him, and Li Hao was captured.

Min Yun finally heaved a sigh of relief, and said loudly, "Quick! Go and ask Master Jijiu!"

Li Hao was tied up and thrown in the middle of the yard. A group of people surrounded him, pointing at him, shouting and cursing, Li Hao could only pretend to be asleep, Kong Yingda had already written the memorial, and went to the Taiji Palace to face the saint in person. This time, He vowed to punish Li Hao well.

After reading Kong Yingda's memorial, Li Shimin pinched his temples and murmured in a low voice: "Li Hao, it's Li Hao again, why is this bastard always so noisy."

Kong Yingda touched his head to the ground vigorously, and shouted loudly: "Your Majesty! This son of Li Hao is vicious and unruly, full of bad deeds. He is really a rotten tree. I hope that His Majesty will deprive him of the qualification to enter the Imperial College and severely punish him for this evil deed." !"

Li Shimin nodded helplessly: "Okay, at the request of Kong Qing, you step back, this time I will definitely deal with it strictly and will not tolerate it."

"Thank you, Your Majesty, Your Majesty is wise!" Kong Yingda knelt down again, stood up and said goodbye.

After Kong Yingda left, Li Shimin stood up suddenly, threw the memorial to the ground violently, and shouted angrily: "Li Hao, you bastard! I'm so free, don't you! You always bother me with these unscrupulous things I!"

At this time, Xu Lian suddenly stepped forward and said, "Your Majesty, I have something to tell you about Li Hao."

"Speak!" Li Shimin straightened his dragon robe and sat back on the throne angrily.

Xu Lian said: "Your Majesty, according to the report from the spies, Li Hao rode his horse and left home early this morning for Chang'an. When he arrived in Chang'an, he was not drunk yet, but within half an hour, he appeared in the Imperial College in a drunk state, and even made a big fuss in the Imperial College. , this matter seems to be strange."

"Huh?" Li Shimin turned his head and looked at him suspiciously, "You suspect that Kong Jijiu arranges Li Hao?"

"I don't dare." Xu Lian said, "Your Majesty may have forgotten that ten days ago, this old slave reported to you that Helan Chushi and Du Chuke had visited Li Hao, but at that time Li Hao was out to play, and he was in Jingzhou, not here. at home."

Li Shimin frowned immediately when he heard the words. As the supreme ruler of the world, he had to use a lot of brains every day, so his brain was very active, and he immediately thought of the connection between these two things: "You mean... ...Li Hao is making a big fuss in the Imperial College this time, it is very likely that he is pretending?"

Xu Lian hurriedly bowed and said, "I don't dare to guess randomly, I only dare to report the truth."

Li Shimin waved his hand and said: "Well, you guessed pretty well this time, this bastard Li Hao has done a lot of things, it's not like he can't do this kind of thing, hehe, interesting, it's hard to refuse when the prince and King Wei are wooing you. So he created such a farce, this method is clever, and it is quite in line with his style of behavior, okay, since he likes to make trouble, I naturally have to cooperate with him once, pass on my will, Li Hao, a man from Lantian County, is drunk Lost morality, rioted in the Guozijian, beat the teacher, bad conduct, should be severely punished, but thought that he was drunk and ignorant, not out of his original intentions, so he was given a lighter sentence, now he is deprived of his title of baron in Lantian County, and he is detained in Dali Temple Prison. Holy decree, don't let him go!"

This imperial decree arrived at the Imperial College soon, and then Li Hao was taken to Dali Temple. After hearing the content of the imperial decree, Li Hao said that he was not disturbed at all, and even wanted to shit, because the punishment this time was not as severe as in his heart. About the budget.

In fact, Li Hao knew that Li Shimin had been watching him for a long time, and he also knew that with Li Shimin's IQ, he could definitely guess that he did it on purpose this time, and he also guessed that Li Shimin would cooperate with him, because he began to understand Li Shimin slowly. The technical work of calculating other people's psychology was what he learned from Zhiyuan Zhenren when he was in Nantuo Mountain. This should be regarded as psychology in later generations. Anyway, in this world, there is no such subject, only the Guigu school has it.

Kong Yingda felt cheated by Li Shimin after listening to the imperial decree, because he thought the punishment was too light, so he went to the palace again to ask for a face saint. Li Shimin knew his intentions, so he just disappeared. To be honest, he didn't like this old rotten scholar very much either. ,bother.

The news that Li Hao was imprisoned in Dali Temple soon spread. In the East Palace, Li Chengqian was speechless after hearing this: "Tsk tsk tsk, this Li Hao can really cause trouble, drunk and beat up the doctor of Taixue in Dali Temple, hehe, why I thought he would be a talent, but I didn't expect him to be a troublemaker."

On the other hand, Li Tai yelled at Du Chuke: "You said that Li Hao has a great talent? Is this the great talent you said? He is a bastard, and he still wants me to recruit him regardless of the past, just dreaming!"

"Your Highness, don't worry..."

"Don't say any more!" Li Tai waved his hand abruptly, and snorted coldly, "This person is an asshole. He already knew the identity of the King when he was in the Spring Breeze Building, but he still dared to fight against the King. Do you know what he said? , He said that the king is a fat man, the king asked you, where is the king fat! He didn't take the king seriously at all, hmph! It's a pity that the king didn't take the opportunity to eradicate him last time when his mother died. , this time he caused the trouble himself, and he can't live with his own crimes!"

Du Chuke sighed in disappointment when he heard the words. It was not until today that he discovered that the always intelligent King Wei had such a fatal flaw, that is, he was narrow-minded and had no tolerance for others. After all, such a person would hardly achieve great things.

In Prince Wu's mansion, Li Ke asked Quan Wanji suspiciously: "Quan Wanji, are you fooling me? This Li Hao is clearly a troublemaker, but you say he is a rare talent. If I recruit him Isn't he asking for trouble?"

Quan Wanji didn't know what to say this time, so he could only say: "Your Highness, everyone will be young and frivolous at times. Fortunately, we haven't come forward to recruit Li Hao. Your Highness might as well wait and see what happens, and act later."

"Hmph!" Li Ke snorted coldly, noncommittal, obviously he didn't trust Quan Wanji very much anymore.

(End of this chapter)