Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 53 Chapter 55: I'm a prisoner!
After Li Hao finished explaining everything, he followed Huang An to Dali Temple. Luo Yulong, the Shaoqing of Dali Temple, greeted him personally. Li Hao's face is not small. In fact, Luo Yulong can't help it. After all, Li Hao has a title. I think he, Luo Yulong, has been in the officialdom for nearly 30 years, and he hasn't even got half of the title. Sure enough, he didn't Comparing doesn't hurt.

Although Li Shimin imprisoned Li Hao in Dali Temple this time, he did not lose Li Hao's title. When the limelight passes, Li Hao will definitely release it again.

Luo Yulong's immediate boss, Dali Siqing, also told him not to embarrass Li Hao during Li Hao's imprisonment, on the contrary, he must take good care of him, so Luo Yulong dare not treat Li Hao as an ordinary prisoner.

The place where the two sides met was at the gate of the prison in Dali Temple. Huang An shook his whisk and said to Luo Yulong: "Lord Luo, our family has brought Li Hao here, so you can put him in prison."

"Thank you, Eunuch Huang." Luo Yulong nodded and smiled, and then said to the left and right, "Come here, take Li Hao to the cell."

"Yes!" Two wardens stepped forward in response, standing beside Li Hao on one left and one on the right, spreading their hands politely, "Grandpa Li, please."

"Yeah." Li Hao still wanted to maintain his demeanor at this time, nodded his head pretentiously, and followed them to the prison.

"Wait!" Seeing this, Huang An suddenly stared and yelled loudly, "Master Luo! Li Hao is a key criminal appointed by the emperor to be imprisoned in Dali Temple, and you can't even put on the shackles!?"

Li Hao frowned when he heard the words, stopped and turned to look at Huang An, this eunuch seemed to dislike him, what kind of hatred and what kind of resentment!
Luo Yulong was taken aback when he heard the words, coughed awkwardly, and said, "Eunuch Huang, I am just following orders. Master Yao has told you not to use any instruments of torture on Li Hao, so... I don't dare to act presumptuously."

The Master Yao he was talking about was Dali Temple Minister Yao Shouzheng, his immediate superior.

Although Huang An was upset when he heard this, he had nothing to do. After all, he was just a eunuch and had no right to intervene in official affairs. Otherwise, if someone played a book, he would definitely not be able to afford it, so he said angrily: "You'd better be smart, He is the person imprisoned by the emperor's decree, if you let him run away, you can wash your neck and wait for His Majesty's knife." After speaking, he turned around and left angrily.

Looking at Huang An's back, Luo Yulong frowned and snorted coldly. Although he didn't say anything, it could be seen that he was very dissatisfied with Huang An's arrogant attitude.

Li Hao turned back to Luo Yulong, cupped his hands and said slowly: "Master Luo, thank you for speaking for the boy."

"This old man has never protected you." Luo Yulong waved his hand and said, "This old man is just telling the truth. Master Yao has indeed told you not to use any instruments of torture on you. Let us take good care of you without losing even a single hair."

Li Hao raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and suddenly asked with a smirk: "Then if I pull out one of my hairs now, will you die a miserable death?"

Luo Yulong was taken aback for a moment, and froze there.

Seeing Luo Yulong's stiff face, Li Hao said with a smile, "Oh, I was just joking, Mr. Luo doesn't have to be so nervous."

Luo Yulong's eyebrows twitched. He had heard that Li Hao was a bastard. When he saw him today, he really... lived up to his reputation. With his hippie smile, he dared to make fun of the Shaoqing of Dali Temple. He looked like he was in prison. Prisoners don't even have consciousness.

Luo Yulong coughed, straightened his face, and said: "Li Hao, His Majesty's intention of imprisoning you in Dali Temple is for you to reflect on yourself. Don't disappoint the holy will. If you want to get out of prison early, you should stay in the prison well." self-examination."

Hearing this, Li Hao suddenly withdrew his smile, and said solemnly: "Lord Luo, the boy understands the emperor's intentions, but before coming here, the boy has already thoroughly reviewed his mistakes. Since the boy has already known his mistakes, why don't you help the emperor?" , ask for me, can I be spared from prison.”

Luo Yulong's two eyebrows suddenly seemed to be dancing. I have seen a bastard before, but I have never seen such a bastard. Is the imperial decree just a joke?Luo Yulong suddenly felt that talking to Li Hao was a waste of time and saliva, so he simply didn't answer him, and ordered directly: "Put Li Hao in the cell, remember, and take care of him, if a hair is missing, you are the only ones to ask!"

"Yes!" All the prison guards answered in unison, leading Li Hao to the prison of Dali Temple.

Looking at Li Hao's back, Luo Yulong slowly shook his head.

Entering the prison of Dali Temple, a musty and stench came over us, the more he walked in, the smell became stronger, Li Hao frowned as he walked, and couldn't help talking to the jailer beside him: "Oh, I didn't mean you, criminals! You are also human, look, it is dirty and smelly, worse than a pigsty, how can you live in it, you still receive a salary from the state every month, you can’t just receive money and do nothing, right, look , look, does this look like a place where people live..."

The cell boss at the side got impatient with his nagging, and said displeasedly: "Why can't people stay here, we are here every day."

"Hey, you still talk back!" Li Hao said with wide eyes when he saw this, "How dare you say that you live here every day, and you still feel very proud of living in a pigsty every day? Proud? Tell me, your pride Where did it come from, the environment is cleaned up, and I live comfortably, isn't it, your house is also so dirty and smelly..."

All the prison officials were turned blue and red by what he said, but Li Hao is not an ordinary prisoner, his status is too special, and Dali Siqing and Shaoqing have specially confessed that they should take good care of him, well, he is still a related household after he is imprisoned, The prison guards didn't dare to talk back, because Li Hao could say ten sentences when they answered one sentence, but what Li Hao said was reasonable, which made people depressed.

After finally sending Li Hao to the door of the cell, Li Hao looked into the cell, and suddenly stood there with his arms folded, raised his eyebrows and said: "This cell is too dirty, I can't stay here, change it for me."

The cell leader frowned and said, "All cells are the same, this is already the cleanest."

Li Hao said: "The cleanest? Hehe, can we stop making trouble? It's the cleanest if there is no poop? Forget it, I don't ask too much. Please clean this cell carefully for me to make it spotless. Then buy me some beds, tables, chairs, and toilets, and I will reimburse the expenses directly to you Shaoqing."

The prison chief's expression suddenly became very exciting. He has seen the uncle before, but he has never seen such a gentleman. He is so poor and elegant in prison. He couldn't help but stared and shouted: "My lord, please understand, you Now he's in jail!"

"That's right!" Li Hao's eyes widened, and he said innocently, "I know I'm in jail, and I'm trying my best to cooperate with you, but please cooperate with me, please, at least let me do it. Feel at home, otherwise why am I in jail?"

The muscles on the prisoner's cheeks twitched, his fists were already clenched, and he wanted to punch someone visually.

Seeing this, Li Hao smiled and said: "Oh, this is going to hit me, don't worry, you don't need to do it, I will do it myself!" After speaking, he suddenly lowered his head and slammed against the wooden bars of the cell.

The jailer at the side was taken aback when he saw this, rushed over to grab him, and shouted anxiously, "My lord, what are you doing?"

The cell boss was also stunned, staring at Li Hao dumbfounded.

Li Hao knew that they were going to hold him back, of course he couldn't really hit him, stopped his movements, and laughed: "Clean up the cell quickly, the wooden bed, table, chair and toilet are all necessary, and, Lay out a carpet for me, I need camel hair, or I will be killed here in a few minutes!"

Suddenly everyone was stunned, they suddenly felt that they couldn't find a suitable word to describe Li Hao, shameless?scoundrel?asshole?These words are weak and violent, threatening others with their own lives, this is the first time they have seen them in this life, and they have learned a lot.

Not to mention, Li Hao's trick is really effective, including the head of the jail, all the guards have compromised, no compromise, Luo Yulong has already said when he was outside the prison just now, the emperor just locked Li Hao in Those who make him reflect will be released soon. If Li Hao dies in prison, hehe, they dare not imagine what will happen to him.

The cell boss went to buy carpets, tables, chairs, and toilets for Li Hao, and the other prison guards stayed to clean the cell. Li Hao instructed on the spot that every corner had to be cleaned. Three times until Li Hao is satisfied.

They were busy from noon to night, and they were all exhausted. Finally, Li Hao was satisfied. He bought all the things from the cell boss, laid out carpets, put tables, chairs and beds, and in an instant, the cell was raised by an unknown amount. Li Hao glanced at the first grade, nodded and said: "Well, I can barely live now."

All the wardens wanted to cry, but the prison chief smiled bitterly: "It's fine if you're satisfied."

There was a small window in Li Hao's cell, and he could see the outside. Seeing that it was getting late, he touched his stomach and said, "I'm hungry, it's time for dinner."

The prison chief nodded quickly: "Okay, I'll bring it to you." After speaking, he was ready to ask someone to bring the food.

Li Hao raised his hand to stop him, and said, "I haven't ordered yet, why are you in a hurry?"

"Ah?" The prison chief looked at Li Hao in a daze, "Do you want to order food?"

"Why? No way?" Li Hao raised his eyebrows, looked around, and muttered, "Well, should I hit a wall or a pillar..."

Hearing the words, the prison chief hurriedly raised his hand and surrendered: "Come on, order, order! Order now, what do you want to eat?"

Li Hao sat down and thought for a while, then said: "How about this, you go to Taibailou to buy three meats and three vegetables, the three meats are Chang'an Roast Duck, Kung Pao Chicken, Stir-Fried Duck Tongue, Three Vegetables, Vinegar Potato Shredded... ..."

Hearing this, the prison chief's eyebrows began to twitch again, and he held back for a while before he said in a low voice, "My lord, please forgive me, it's not easy for me to be on duty."

"I don't like hearing what you say." Li Hao rolled his eyes and said displeasedly, "Did I bully you? Don't make a mistake, I'm a prisoner!"

(End of this chapter)