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Chapter 41: Chapter 43: The Idol Breaks Down
After Li Daozong's roar was heard from the dental tent, Li Hao came out, the rogue-like smile on his face disappeared instantly, and in just a few seconds, a layer of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

Don't look at the way he was stealing, raping and playing rogue just now, he is a jerk and shameless, in fact, he is scared to death in his heart, can you not be afraid, Li Daozong is the commander of the army, he has the final say in this barracks, if he wants to kill himself, it is not the same as killing himself It's as simple as an ant. Fortunately, he also guessed Li Daozong's concerns, so he had the bargaining chip to deal with Li Daozong, otherwise he would really lie here today.

Li Hao just raised his sleeves to wipe away the cold sweat from his head, when he heard the sound of things being smashed from behind the dental tent. Well, Li Daozong must think his dental tent is not very beautiful, so he is going to tear it down and rebuild it.

Li Daozong is so angry, he is so angry that he is going to die. It is the first time in his life that he has made such a big fuss. He smashed the tent into a mess. Can you not be angry? He is also the Shangshu of the Ministry of Punishment of the Tang Dynasty. Steward, I was blackmailed by a 15-year-old rogue boy after controlling tens of thousands of horses.
If it's just a matter of extorting some money, that's all. This guy even extorted his daughter, who is his most beloved daughter. The more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and smashed everything that could be smashed in the tent .

At this moment Li Daozong's daughter, Li Ping, was standing twenty feet away from the dental tent. Seeing that Li Hao had come out safely, she was very unhappy. She frowned and said viciously, "Why did you come out?"

Li Hao raised his eyebrows: "If you don't come out, why don't you have to spend the New Year inside?"

"My father didn't punish you?"

"Yue... how could the Chief Executive punish me?" Li Hao almost slipped his tongue, and said with a smile, "The Chief Executive is so amiable, I am so obedient, and most importantly, I am so handsome, right..."

Seeing his face, Li Ping felt his teeth itch, and snorted coldly: "You're talking nonsense, I don't know what to say." After speaking, he was ready to go to the tooth tent.

"Hey, where are you going?" Li Hao hurriedly called her to stop.

"I'm going to see my father, what do you want?" Li Ping rolled his eyes at him angrily.

"I'll give you some advice." Li Hao said with a playful smile, "If you don't want anything to happen, you'd better pretend that you don't know him in this barracks, let alone call him dad, otherwise no one will be able to protect you."

Li Ping was furious when he heard the words: "I don't call him father, so I call you father!"

"Oh, I can think about this." Li Hao showed his face of a rascal again.

"Scumbag!" Li Ping wanted to go up and bite him to feel better, cursed viciously, and was about to turn around and go to the dental tent.

Li Hao grabbed her and said: "Don't go, your father said, from today on, you and I will go to Huotouying, and let me protect you well in the future."

"Who wants your protection! Go away!" Li Ping shook off Li Hao's hand angrily, and wiped his own hand vigorously to show his dislike for Li Hao, then turned his head and left.

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and shrugged his shoulders, and muttered to himself: "A dog bites Lu Dongbin, and he doesn't know a good heart." After speaking, he sat cross-legged on the ground and waited for her here, because she knew that Li Daozong was also afraid of seeing her now, so she probably was very nervous. She will be kicked out by her father soon.

Sure enough, as he expected, Li Ping only went in for a while before he was kicked out with tears on his face, alas, she got into trouble and caused Li Daozong to be mistreated by Li Hao, and Li Daozong would go to hell if he didn't get angry. Li Daozong's identity must not be revealed, even if Li Daozong did not get angry, he would not dare to see her again.

Li Hao stood up and greeted him with a smile. Seeing that Li Ping was still wiping away tears, he gloated and said, "How about it? I told you not to go, you'll be scolded."

"What the hell did you say to my father!" Li Ping thought it was Li Hao's tricks, so he raised his head and glared at Li Hao.

Li Hao sneered and said, "You should ask yourself what you did. A woman disguised herself as a man and sneaked into the military camp. Hehe, do you know how to write the word dead?"

Li Ping was shocked when he heard the words: "Is it serious for a woman to sneak into the barracks?"

"What do you think!" Li Hao squinted at her with the eyes of a silly hat, and said calmly, "Let me tell you, the military laws of the Tang Dynasty are strict, and women are not allowed to hide in the barracks, otherwise they will be dealt with by military law. Do you know what military law is? , I'll lose my head if I move!"

Li Ping was obviously frightened by his words, and suddenly lost his mind, he hurriedly asked: "Then...then what should I do?"

"Report with me to Huotouying first, and I will tell you slowly about other things." Li Hao left this sentence and turned around to leave. Li Ping had no idea, so he could only run behind him. follower.

Li Hao took Li Ping to report to Huotouying smoothly, and Huotouying indeed arranged separate tents for the two of them. The embarrassing thing was that there was only one bunk, but fortunately, the bunk was quite big.

In this feudal era, men and women who are not husband and wife can never live in the same room, let alone sleep in the same bed. However, Li Daozong has already decided to marry Li Ping to Li Hao, so he doesn't care. For him, The most important thing now is to ensure that Li Ping's identity is not exposed, and everything else is just floating clouds.

Li Ping was naturally reluctant, after all, she was no longer a child, and she knew a little about men and women, but this was arranged by her father, and she didn't know what to do.

Her first impression of Li Hao was really bad, it was even worse than a local ruffian.

Li Hao didn't make it difficult for her. Fortunately, he brought a sleeping bag, and let Li Ping sleep on the bed at night, and slept in the sleeping bag by himself.

Li Hao's behavior is quite gentlemanly, but in Li Ping's eyes, it is artificial, and she doesn't know what bad idea she has, so she didn't even take off her clothes when she went to bed, for fear that Li Hao would try to do something wrong to her, and because of this , she struggled to stay awake, even after hearing Li Hao's slight snoring, she didn't dare to sleep, who knew if he was faking it.

She held on like this, held on, held on, and then couldn't bear it any longer, and finally fell asleep.

Since she slept too late at night, she naturally woke up a little late the next day. As soon as she woke up, she found that the tent was full of smoke. It's gone", suddenly found that Li Hao was grilling meat in the tent.

"What are you doing!" Li Ping exclaimed when he saw this.

Li Hao hurriedly made a silence gesture, and said in a low voice: "Don't make noise, be careful not to be heard by others, it is not allowed to light a fire privately in the barracks."

It is true that it is not allowed to light a fire privately in the military camp, even in the Huotou camp.

Li Ping lowered his voice and walked to his side, and said angrily, "Are you crazy? Knowing that fires are not allowed in the barracks, you still knowingly committed the crime, and you still barbecued in the tent?"

"Don't worry." Li Hao grinned, showing all his white teeth, "I use smokeless charcoal, which has very little smoke. Go wash it up, and you can eat it later."

Li Ping was speechless to him. She knew that it was useless to say more, so she simply ignored him and went to wash up by herself.

When she finished washing and returned to the tent, she suddenly smelled a burst of fragrance, and saw Li Hao brushing soy sauce on a roasted golden pheasant with his hands. The expression is also very serious, just like a master sculptor is completing a beautiful work.

After brushing the soy sauce, Li Hao took out seven or eight small metal cans from his bag. The lids of the cans were covered with small holes, and they were filled with seasonings.

Li Hao evenly sprinkled various seasonings all over the pheasant's body one after another, and the whole tent was immediately filled with fragrance.

"Put down the curtain quickly, so that no one outside can smell it." Seeing that Li Ping was in a daze at the door, Li Hao hurriedly reminded him.

Only then did Li Ping come back to his senses, his little face blushed, and he turned around and lowered the curtain.

The man looked very handsome when he was serious about his work. Li Hao's meticulous movements just now inadvertently hooked Li Ping's soul. After Li Ping woke up, he was ashamed and angry.

Li Hao didn't know that she continued to flip the pheasant with such a girlish mind, let the seasoning fully blend in the chicken, and then happily shouted: "You're done!" He quickly took off the chicken, put it in front of his nose and smelled it Smell, um... this scent, in a word, is on time!
Li Hao couldn't wait to tear off a chicken wing and put it in his mouth, wow, this taste is so delicious that he closes his eyes and enjoys it, the chicken wishbone is so weak compared to this one.

After a while, he gnawed down a whole chicken wing to the bone. He just tore off the other chicken wing when he heard a "gut" sound, it was Li Ping who was swallowing his saliva.

Li Hao raised his eyebrows and looked up at her. Li Ping was so embarrassed that his face flushed with embarrassment.

Li Hao grinned, showing his big white teeth, and handed her the chicken wings that he had just torn off: "Come on, try my brother's cooking skills, I guarantee that you won't find any better chicken wings in Tang Dynasty."

For the little bit of face he had left, Li Ping turned his head with a cold snort: "You're blowing your mind, I've eaten chicken wings that taste better than this."

"Oh?" Li Hao was surprised when he heard the words, and asked, "Where did you eat?"

Li Ping said seriously: "The wishbone and chicken wings of the best chicken in Chang'an are the most delicious chicken in the world."

Li Hao's expression became very exciting when he heard this sentence, he blinked quickly, and then said with a smile: "Don't you know that I own that store?"

"Ah?" Li Ping was dumbfounded when he heard the words, then shook his head vigorously, and said loudly, "Impossible! My father said that the owner of the store is a young hero who once offered a prescription to quell the plague in Henan, and also gave a prescription for inoculating cowpox. Let the people of Tang Dynasty stay away from smallpox..."

When Li Hao heard these words coming out of her mouth, he was immediately flustered, and said with a mean smile: "Praise, keep on boasting, I love to listen, don't stop."

Seeing his cheap portrait, Li Ping stopped, stared at him suspiciously for a moment, and asked, "Is it really you?"

Li Hao raised his head slowly, and said impassionedly: "That's right, it's me, with equal emphasis on beauty and wisdom, the embodiment of heroism and chivalry, Li Hao, a new generation of outstanding young man in the Tang Dynasty, is me, ahahaha..." He said at the end He laughed maniacally, the laughter was a bit insolent, and it really didn't last more than three seconds.

Looking at Li Hao's appearance, Li Ping felt like being struck by lightning. When she heard her father Li Daozong talk about Li Hao, she admired him very much. Surname, this is such a great merit, such a high level of ideological awareness, but she never expected that the young hero in her heart was actually such a virtue, the idol was broken, and she had a feeling of being deceived, disappointed, so disappointed .

(End of this chapter)