Drive the RV back to Datang

Chapter 1 Chapter 1: Driving back to Datang in a RV

Time: Datang Zhenguan four years, spring

Location: In a large depression of Nantuo Mountain

Character: Li Hao

A huge container truck was parked in the depression of Nantuo Mountain, surrounded by tall trees and bushes everywhere. In the bushes, a clearing was cleared, and a child about ten years old was squatting on the clearing to defecate , took a roll of toilet paper and smelled it vigorously while pulling it, and said excitedly: "Haha, toilet paper, toilet paper, toilet paper can finally be used, and I don't need that toilet paper to kill me, disgusting."

The toilet chip he mentioned is actually a long piece of bamboo, scrape it twice on the chrysanthemum every time after taking the poop, and wash the bamboo piece after scraping, if the user is lazy, you don’t even need to wash it Wash, continue to scrape next time...

This boy who seems to be only ten years old is called Li Hao. He can confirm that he has crossed, and he drove a big car to cross. Why does he think so? Because his body has shrunk from 28 years old to 10 years old. In his old age, he has been in this mountain for five days. Nantuo Mountain is very big, but there are only two living people, and they are two Taoist priests. They live in a dilapidated Taoist temple. The master of Yunguan, a little Taoist named Pei Miao, is the apprentice of Zhiyuan Zhenren.Zhiyuan Zhenren told him that it is now the fourth year of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty, and he has really traveled through time.

In the five days after the crossing, Li Hao lived in Jingyun Temple. In order to live well in this ancient time that no one knew, he wisely worshiped Yuan Zhenren as his teacher, so he was looking for a life guide. .

In the Taoist temple, Li Hao is not used to living in it, and he can bear everything else. The most unbearable thing is that there is no toilet paper in the Tang Dynasty. After defecating, he can only use the toilet chip to clean the chrysanthemum. It feels really... It's hard to say.

Today, Li Hao came to his big car after traveling more than ten miles on the mountain road, and was going to take some daily necessities back to the Taoist temple, including toilet paper. The RV was refitted by his elder brother, and he spent a lot of money on it. He borrowed it to travel, but unexpectedly encountered a car accident and passed through.

As soon as Li Hao ran into the RV to pick up the toilet paper, he felt a feeling in his stomach. He immediately decided to refresh himself first. There is a toilet in the RV, but considering that there is not much running water in the RV, he was a little bit reluctant, so he chose to use it in the RV. It can be solved outside, since this is in the wilderness, it should be fertilized.

Li Hao was in a good mood, and suddenly a burst of music sounded: "I'm looking out! Above the moon! How many dreams are flying freely..."

Li Hao was taken aback when he heard the sound, and then suddenly remembered, this is his phone ringtone, and he has traveled through time, how could there be a phone ringtone!So he hurriedly took out the phone from his pocket, and the caller ID showed "Brother-Li Cheng".

Li Hao was so excited that he almost stood up. Halfway through the stand, he suddenly remembered that he was pulling Xiang, so he squatted down again, and hurriedly connected the phone: "Hey! Brother! You may not believe me if you tell me, I have traveled through time!"

"Hey Hey hey--"

He could only hear the old man on the phone constantly "Hello".

"Brother, do you hear that? Do you hear that?"

The old man on the other end of the phone finally spoke: "Hey, Li Hao, where are you? The noise is a bit ear-piercing, hello—"

Li Hao: "Brother, I have time-traveled, really time-traveled! Brother, did you hear that?"

Brother: "Hey - what are you talking about? I can't hear you at all. Where are you? The signal interference is so strong? My ears are almost deaf from the explosion."

Li Hao was so anxious, he shouted with all his strength: "Brother, I have crossed!"

Brother: "Ah! Deaf, deaf, my God, stop talking, it's like shooting a cannon, you can't hear clearly at all, just listen to me, it will be the [-]th birthday of parents in a few days, you Come back quickly! How about we send WeChat..."

With a beep, the phone automatically shuts down, it's... out of battery.

At the critical moment, the battery ran out. Li Hao was so angry that he quickly wiped his butt with toilet paper, picked up his pants, and ran into the RV.

The caravan is indeed a caravan, like a home, it has everything, but the layout is a bit compact, he found a mobile phone charger, and quickly plugged in the phone to charge.

He was very anxious while waiting for charging, but slowly, he calmed down and began to think about why he could still receive calls from his elder brother after time travel. The sound is a huge noise. Could it be that some magnetic field interferes with the radio signal?
He didn't know much about this kind of thing, so he couldn't study it thoroughly, so he began to think about other issues, that is, the things in this RV, the first and most important thing is electricity. The super-large battery and solar panels on this RV have a long service life. His elder brother spent millions of dollars asking a friend to get it. It can directly use electricity as the driving force of the RV, and the dual drive of oil and electricity is awesome.

In the short term, it seemed that he would not have to worry about electricity. Then he wandered around in the caravan and found that there were many vegetables and fruits in the kitchen, tomatoes, dried peppers, peppers, green peppers, onions, eggs, and corn cobs stolen during the trip... Li Hao is a very picky person about food, because his father is a very powerful cook, so he has developed his tricky tongue, so even if he performs outside, he is not ambiguous in cooking, and the ingredients and spices are prepared. It is very comprehensive. Many things here seem to be unavailable in this era, and the corn cobs seem to be very old, so they should be able to save seeds. The eggs are free-range eggs bought from farmers in Yili. Since they are not available in this era, they are... …nice one.

Li Hao packed all these things in big cardboard boxes, and planned to find an open space to dry and pick seeds when he had time, which will definitely be of great use in the future.

After he finished his work, he looked at his watch and saw that 10 minutes had passed. He picked up his mobile phone and turned it on, and it turned on successfully. He was so excited.

The WeChat message notification sounded, Li Hao quickly opened WeChat and found that his brother had sent a WeChat message: "What are you doing? Suddenly shut down again, after receiving the message, hurry up and send me a message back."

Li Hao hurriedly used both hands together, and replied a WeChat, the content was: "Brother, I have time-traveled."

He tapped the send button nervously. After a few seconds of delay, the message was sent successfully. Now he was relieved. After a while, "Ding dong ding", the WeChat notification sounded.

When he opened WeChat to check it, he suddenly collapsed. It turned out that what my brother sent was a screenshot, which was a screenshot of their chat. The picture showed that all the WeChat content he sent had become garbled characters, and he could not understand a single word.

"Fuck!" Li Hao cursed depressingly, his mind was spinning, and he suddenly thought of something, and quickly took his mobile phone to open the browser to surf the Internet. The browser was stuck there for a few seconds, and then suddenly a news page popped up-news headline content: so-and-so Actress cheated.

"You can surf the Internet!" He yelled excitedly. At this moment, the WeChat notification sounded repeatedly. When he opened it, it was still from my brother. The first few people all asked where he was and if something happened. , and the last one is actually a string of numbers.

When Li Hao saw this string of numbers, Li Hao was stunned for a moment, his eyes lit up suddenly, he quickly tapped the keyboard, and sent a string of numbers back.

This string of numbers is a secret between him and his brother. This is Morse code, a very advanced thing. The reason why they learned Morse code at the beginning is a bit funny. It turned out to be for cheating in the exam. People get the test questions and shoot basketball outside the test room, cheating is so simple.

It stands to reason that after so many years, Li Hao should have forgotten the source of the password, but for some reason, since he traveled through time, he felt that his body seemed to have undergone some changes. First of all, he found that his strength had become very strong. He was able to lift a sixty-pound stone; his memory became super good, and he could hardly forget what he read, and the source of the Morse code in his mind was exceptionally clear. It was deciphered, and the content was: "Have you been kidnapped?" And the content of his reply was: "I have traveled through time."

After a while, my brother's WeChat came again, it was still a string of numbers, and the translation was: "How is it possible?"

After seeing this message, Li Hao exclaimed excitedly: "Great, it's a success, there will be no garbled characters when sending numbers." Then he quickly replied, "The car accident fell off a cliff, and then crossed."

The old man replied: "You can still chat with me on WeChat after time travel, are you kidding me?"

Li Hao replied: "I don't know why, but I can only send numbers. It seems that the signal is very weak, but I can receive you when you send texts."

After a long time, my brother replied to the text message: "Where is the place where the cliff fell?"

Li Hao: "On the southern section of the Langyashan Highway, the side guardrail was damaged."

As soon as he sent this message, he suddenly heard a strange cry of "Zhi", which startled him, and turned his head to see a little yellow-haired monkey running into the carriage, dancing and chirping in front of him. barked, as if to tell him something.

When Li Hao saw the monkey, he became angry, rolled his eyes and said angrily, "Damn monkey, why are you here?"

This is not an ordinary monkey. This is the monkey that traveled with him from the future world. In fact, the reason why Li Hao got into a car accident was thanks to this monkey.

At that time, he had just returned from traveling in Xinjiang, and he happened to be driving by the Langya Mountain Highway. It was an uninhabited land, the weather was not good, and it was raining lightly. It was this monkey who suddenly crossed the road, which scared him into a panic. He slammed the steering wheel, although he tried his best to step on the brakes, but the road was too slippery, so the accident happened.

This monkey seems to be very smart and cute. After coming to this world, he likes to run with Li Hao. Although Li Hao was annoyed with it, he finally forgave it, but he still didn't forgive him, and named him "Dead Monkey" ".

Just as Li Hao was about to pick up the monkey, he suddenly heard a curse coming from afar: "Stinky boy, get out, I know you're here, don't hide..."

"Master is here too? Did the dead monkey bring him here?" Li Hao was taken aback, and rushed out of the carriage, only to hear Zhi Yuan's voice approaching, estimated to be only 50 meters away.

"Damn it! Don't let him find the RV!" Li Hao screamed, and rushed in the direction of Zhiyuan Zhenren. Fortunately, the mountain depression is big enough, and the bushes cover the line of sight, otherwise the RV will definitely be found. How to explain it to him.

Li Hao shuttled through the bushes, passed through a large wall of vines, and saw the real Zhiyuan. He saw the gray-bearded real Zhiyuan holding a purple-black rattan, murderous, four words to describe - The visitor is not good.

When Zhi Yuan saw Li Hao, his eyes lit up immediately, and he raised his cane and pointed at Li Hao from a distance: "Stinky boy, I found you, see if I don't beat you to death today!"

Li Hao took a step back instinctively, pointed at Zhi Yuan Daoist, and shouted: "Stop!"

Daoist Zhiyuan was taken aback when he heard the words, he never expected that Li Hao would dare to talk to him in such an attitude, he is his master!
"Stinky boy! You have gone against the sky, dare to order your master!" Zhen Yuan stared angrily, and said that he was about to step forward to slap Li Hao.

However, there was a foul smell coming from his nostrils.

"What's the smell?" Daoist Zhi Yuan stopped and sniffed vigorously.

Li Hao pointed at his feet with embarrassment: "Master, you stepped on my fertilizer."

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