The Three Kingdoms: The filial son of the Cao family, please ask the father to ascend the throne

Chapter 68 Are You Here To Shit?
"Let's kill my father!"

"Don't, cut off my son, it's better to let me go."

Seeing Cao Cao and Cao Ang give in to each other, Cao Ziyou was furious.

What about the family tradition and family motto of our Cao family father: loving son, filial piety, brothers and brothers respectful?
Have you forgotten?
Cao Ziyou said angrily:
"Why don't you cut them both down!"

Lu Bu is happy.

"No, no, nephew Guo Daxian, don't you think that with Cao Mengde and Cao Ang like this, Cao Ziyou will come to save them? It's a pity, as one of the three masters, Cao Song's family education is so unbearable.

I, Lu Bu, understand that Cao Ziyou's delay in returning to Yanzhou is because he wished his father and brother to die!The more he wants them to die, the more I won't let them die!I, Lu Bu, want to watch, the three of the Cao family conquer each other, hahahahaha! "

Cao Ziyou slapped his hands.

"High, General Lu is so high!"

"Hey, nephew Guo Daxian is being modest!"

Lu Qiling said with satisfaction:

"Father, high!
Husband, hard!

The future of our Lu family is high and hard! "

Everyone laughed and was very happy.

As for Cao Cao and Cao Ang, on the surface they are still unconvinced with each other, but in fact they are a happy group.

Great!
This meal is not a cut-off meal!
The two of them consciously found an open space, picked up the bowl and began to eat with a "hum-chi-hum-chi".

After the banquet, Cao Cao and Cao Ang were taken down.

Lu Bu has already decided not to kill the two of them for the time being.

He wants to use Cao Operation as a bargaining chip to negotiate with Cao Ziyou.

Don't you want to use my hand to kill your father and your brother?
Then send troops to fight Yuan Shao!
Take Yuan Shao's head in exchange for your father's and your brother's heads!

In the middle of the night, Cao Ziyou staggered into the prison.

The guarding soldiers hurried forward to support him.

"Mr. Guo, this is a prison cell. What are you doing here?"

"You idiot, what do you think I'm doing in the latrine? Of course I'm shitting! Why, you're here to shit too? Together?"

The soldier smiled wryly:
"Mr. Guo, you are drunk. This is the place where Cao Cao, Cao Ang, and a general whose name is not known are imprisoned. It is not a hut!"

Cao Ziyou mourned for Xia Houyuan for a second in his heart.

The majestic General Zhengxi is not worthy of a name at this time.

No wonder I didn't see him at the banquet, it turned out that he had been forgotten long ago.

Cao Ziyou pretended to be drunk, and continued:
"What? Cao Cao and Cao Ang are shitting in there? My dignified Yuzhou Mu's son is still behind them? Get out!"

Pushing hard, the soldier sat down on the ground.

Cao Ziyou swaggered into the cell.

The remaining soldiers did not dare to stop them, so they could only report layer by layer.

The cell was extremely humid, and Cao Cao and Cao Ziyou were locked in a single room.

The unknown general was not seen, and seemed to be mixed with other prisoners.

When the jailers in the cell saw Cao Ziyou, they hurried up to meet him.

"Master Guo, what are you doing here?"

"I'm here to take a shit. Why don't you take a tour after taking a shit? Get the hell out of here!"

Cao Ziyou came to Cao Cao and began to take off his pants.

Seeing this, several jailers ran out holding their noses.

Seeing that there was no one else around, Cao Cao asked in a low voice:
"Ziyou, what's the situation now? I heard that Yuan Shao is here too?"

"Old Cao, now Yanzhou has become a fragrant steamed bun. Not only Yuan Shao sent Yan Liang and Wen Chou, but also Guo Gong, the governor of Yuzhou, came in person. I bumped into Guo Gong's son on the way, so I intercepted him and pretended to be Guo Daqian Come to rescue you and my brother."

Cao Cao nodded excitedly.

"Okay! Good boy! It has to be my family, Ziyou! If you have any plans, just say it. Zixiu and I will definitely cooperate with you."

Although Cao Ang didn't dare to speak loudly, he nodded his head and kept echoing.

Both put their hope of life on Cao Ziyou.

Cao Ziyou scratched his head, it seems that there is another person coming, who is it?

Forget it, let's rescue Lao Cao and brother first!
"Don't worry for now. Yan Liang is the one who is besieging the city outside. I have a good personal relationship with him. I have already written a letter and shot it. I think he will agree. My cavalry battalion has just entered Linyi, and Zilong and the others will meet tomorrow. Start taking the opportunity to look at the terrain.

For a week at most, I will cooperate with Yan Liangli and rescue you guys! "

"Okay! By the way, Ziyou, now is the critical moment, you can't be obsessed with women."

Speaking of this, Cao Ang was no longer silent.

"Ziyou, that Lu Qiling has a violent temper and will kill people at every turn, so she is not a good match. After you rescue us, brother will find you a better one!"

"Don't worry, I know what's going on. Dad and brother will be with you for the first half of your life, and you'll have to look after your wife later."

Cao Cao, Cao Ang:? ? ?

Hearing the sound of footsteps outside, Cao Cao and Cao Ang quickly shut up and returned to their original positions.

The two also gave Cao Ziyou winks, telling him to get drunk quickly.

Cao Ziyou smiled disdainfully.

Just kidding, what do you think I'm here for?Just to chat with you guys?
Cao Ziyou took off his pants and squatted down.

When the pungent smell came, Cao Cao covered his nose and asked:

"Ziyou, what are you doing?"

"Poppa."

"You sucking papa in front of your father??? Do you know that this is a prison cell with no ventilation!"

Cao Ziyou ignored it, but had a relaxed expression on his face.

Little fairies know how to shit, so it's not too much for the protagonist to shit, right?

Cao Cao, who had just been comforted, collapsed again.

You are really here to poop!

"Please go to your brother's side, it's your father who begs you!"

Cao Ang was also afraid, and quickly refused:

"Don't, don't, Ziyou has been close to Dad since he was a child, so let's continue to be close to Dad now."

The pungent smell spread throughout the cell.

A man somewhere suddenly opened his eyes.

With this smell, could it be that Mr. Ziyou came to save him?

Hahahaha, I knew that Mr. Ziyou would remember me, Xia Houyuan!

"Mr. Ziyou, cough, cough, son, I'm Xiahou, vomit!"

After exhausting the burden in his body comfortably, Cao Ziyou felt elated.

The smell is a bit strong, but the problem is that he doesn't live in a cell.

After the guards resisted the smell and approached, Cao Ziyou wiped his buttocks, pulled up his trousers, and staggered away.

That night, Cao Ziyou's mind was not peaceful.

"Ding, Cao Cao's anger +1, filial son's value +1"

"Ding, Cao Cao's grievance +1, filial son's value +1"

"Ding, Cao Cao's grief and indignation +1, filial son's value +1, triggers a critical strike, and gets a thousand Mo knives"

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Early the next morning, Lu Bu frowned as he listened to his subordinates' report.

Overnight, two things gave him a headache.

One, before his daughter married Cao Ziyou, the two slept in the same room.

Second, Guo Da, the son of Guo Gong, the governor of Yuzhou, smoked ten prisoners and three guards in the cell with the help of alcohol.

(The last three chapters are more interesting, please do not read while eating!!!)

(End of this chapter)