The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 93

Can a living person be suffocated by urine?This is a very in-depth question, involving multiple disciplines from physiology to psychology, etc. Li Muyun does not intend to discuss it with the little old man Li Yuan.

Now he is squatting in the corner thinking about only one question, whether or not his great bandit career should continue.

It has been more than a month since I went up the mountain, but the robbery was only carried out once, and most of it was for business.

And in the days after that, I was constantly running around for three, oh no, four major things, and I didn't know when I would be the boss. If it continues like this, it's better to stay in the village at the beginning, at least Can ask for a quiet is not.

……

What is the meaning of human existence? What a boring and profound question, but Li Muyun thought about it for three whole days.

On the fourth day, when he was on the head, he planned to continue thinking about it, but a big blue face appeared in front of him, which made him tremble, and he took a few steps back: "Who is that?" ,wanna die!"

"Master Shaozhai, I, it's me!" The man quickly waved his hands and explained, "Don't, don't do it!"

"Who are you?!" Li Muyun frowned.

"I'm Lao Jiu." Qingzi said with a big face.

"Xiao Jiu? What the hell is wrong with you? Why did you burn yourself like this when you set fire to my father?"

"Don't, don't mention it, this, this was beaten by the old man." Xiao Jiu said aggrieved.

"My father? That old man beat you? Why?" Li Muyun asked in confusion.

"Because, because I made the fire so good."

"..." Li Muyun blinked, feeling that this guy must have been beaten stupid by that old man.

What the hell is the theory that he was beaten because the fire was so good?
……

But if you can't understand it, you can't understand it. The old man has to ask if it's right. Even if you don't vent your anger for Xiao Jiu, you have to show concern for the old man's mood.

So Li Muyun reported a mentality of exploring secrets, and found old Li Yuan in the tree house before: "Father, I heard that you beat Xiao Jiu who made the fire, why? How did this kid offend you? Tell me, and I will vent your anger for you!"

"You're not a good guy either. Take a look. It's only been three days. I've been burnt to death by you." Old Li Yuan was so angry when he saw Li Muyun, he sent an old face to his eyelids under.

I don’t know if I don’t see it, I was startled when I saw it, and Li Muyun was really shocked when I saw the old face of old Li Yuan full of wrinkles. I saw that the little old man hadn’t seen him for three days, and his mouth was already full of piss. , There seemed to be two boils on the forehead.

"Did you see that? This is what you arranged for Xiao Jiu to do. This little bastard caught wood and burned it to death. There was still a little moisture on the ground the first day, and I could still get it. On the second day, I could only I was shirtless in the house, and it was hot yesterday when I only wore shorts. I woke up this morning, did you see that, I have become like this!"

I have to say that the little old man Li Yuan was really happy when he said this, it actually made Li Muyun feel like laughing.

But considering the little old man's face, he still didn't laugh, but patiently persuaded: "But even so, you can't beat people, look at you beat Xiao Jiu, his mother can't recognize it gone."

"You deserve it, you can't even start a fire, shouldn't you beat me up?" Li Yuan, an old man, is quite recognizable.

Seeing him like this, Li Muyun couldn't help it, and after a few words of persuasion, he found an excuse to slip away, anyway, as long as he knew why the old man was unhappy.

But having said that, the problem faced by old Li Yuan is really a big problem. After all, wood may not be resistant to burning, but in fact, it is precisely because it is not resistant to burning that the heat it releases per unit time is Very big.

So Xiao Jiu, who was burning the fire, didn't mean to embarrass Li Yuan on purpose. It was because if he didn't put more firewood into the stove, the fire would go out, and he added firewood in order to ensure that the fire would not go out. Li Yuan cooked it.

"Oh, it seems that we still need to get some coal to burn, otherwise I will be boiled after a while!" After thinking everything through, Li Muyun sighed.

……

Chang'an, Tai Chi Palace.

Li Shimin looked at the eunuch who came back and said, "What did the kid say this time, he still insists on not accepting the order?"

"Return to Your Majesty, not this time." The eunuch said.

"En!" For Li Muyun's understanding, Li Shimin expressed his satisfaction with the word "um", and then asked: "Have you got that thing back?"

"I took it back. This is written by Xiaoyaohou himself. No one else saw it except him." The eunuch took out the sealed envelope with wax from his arms.

"Present it!" A gleam flashed in Li Shimin's eyes. He really wanted to know what the formula of something that could possess such great power was.

The envelope was quickly handed over to Li Shimin, but after opening it, His Majesty the Emperor frowned, shaking the scrap of paper in his hand, and said, "What kind of talisman is this? Are you sure it was written by Xiaoyaohou?"

"Return to Your Majesty, it's absolutely true!" The eunuch didn't know what was written in it, but he had watched Li Muyun write it and then pretended it, and he dared to guarantee it with his head.

"Xuanling, come and take a look, you can see what is written on it." Seeing the eunuch's very sure look, Li Shimin couldn't help frowning even more, and handed the straw paper in his hand to the room not far from him. Xuan Ling.

The boss of the old house actually came to discuss matters with the emperor today, but Li Shimin asked him to look at something, and he couldn't refuse it, so he took it.

But after he took a look, he was also stunned.

I saw that the paper simply said '78% saltpeter, 8% sulfur, 14% charcoal.Grind into powder and stir evenly.

The old house boss knows all the Chinese characters, but what are those 78, 8, 18, %?It looks like it should be a proportional value, but although I know what it is in my heart, I don't know it.

Seeing this, old man Fang raised his head and said with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, this old minister is dull, and I don't know a few words!"

"So Fang Aiqing doesn't know?" Li Er frowned again: "Could it be that Li Muyun is deliberately entertaining me?"

"Your Majesty, the old minister thinks it shouldn't be. Xiaoyaohou shouldn't be the kind of person who doesn't know the depth. The things recorded on it should also be accurate, but the method of recording it uses seems to be a secret that is unknown to outsiders. The text may be written like this, but I don’t have enough knowledge to understand it.”

(End of this chapter)