The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 17 The First Experience of Robbery (Modified Version)

The middle-aged man was kicked far away by the shadow that rushed up suddenly, fell to the ground and groaned.

The eyes of the two burly young men who were following behind him nearly burst into flames. The butler, who was unattainable in their eyes, was kicked, and he was kicked so ecstatically. This was something they never dared to imagine before. of.

On the other side, the Chen brothers were also a little dazed. They didn't expect Li Muyun to be so violent. They didn't even need to negotiate. If they didn't agree with each other, they would be beaten. What power.

But having said that, the brothers of the Chen family who knew Li Yuan's identity also knew that in the land of Tang Dynasty, Li Muyun, who was the adopted son of the Supreme Emperor, really had few people that he couldn't kick.

"You, you, who are you, which mountain are you from? I, I want to find..." The middle-aged man who was kicked out by Li Muyun lay on the ground and struggled for a long time without getting up. he growled.

"Fuck you with your father (multi-phonetic characters, pronounced the third sound of yi)!" Li Muyun cursed, and raised his foot again as a gesture.

Youdao is stubborn and afraid of being arrogant, and the middle-aged man is also a little timid when he sees Li Muyun's stupefied face. He waved his hands repeatedly and said in line with the principle that a good man does not suffer immediate losses: "Don't, don't, a good man, a good man, wait a minute!" Do it!"

"If you don't want to be beaten, get up and lead the way, slow down and break your legs!" Li Muyun tilted his head and looked at the middle-aged man, and at the same time he didn't forget to show off to the Chen brothers behind him: "See, this is called a bandit. Learn from it in the future, and don't let the cubs under you laugh at that time."

"Yes, Lord Shaozhai!" What could Chen Mu and Chen Huo say, as Li Yuan's guards, they were really used to being officers and soldiers.

At this time, the middle-aged man also got up under the threat of Li Muyun, looked at Li Muyun carefully, and said to him like Chen Mu and others: "Here, this young village master, you, what do you always have?" If you need it, do it, just order it?"

"Pig, where are your pigs?" Li Muyun said while looking around, people who don't know would even think that all the pigs in this manor are raised in the front yard.

"Pig?" The middle-aged man was taken aback by the words, he didn't know what a pig was.

"It's a pig!" Chen Musheng was afraid that the middle-aged man would piss off Li Muyun, so he followed up and explained, after all, this guy is quite pitiful, and it would be really unfair if he was beaten again because he didn't know what a pig was. .

"Oh, yes, in the side yard." Knowing what a pig is, the middle-aged man said with a strange expression, pointing in a direction.

"Lead the way!" Li Muyun glanced at the middle-aged man with a fierce look on his face.

"Hey, please, please come with me!" The middle-aged man resisted the feeling of being fucked in his heart and walked to the front, leading Li Muyun and the others to the so-called side courtyard.

The middle-aged man felt aggrieved when he thought of being kicked because of a few hogs that were specially eaten by the servants in the manor, and he felt even more aggrieved when he peeked at Li Muyun's appearance as a turkey.

I can't help thinking, what the hell are a group of bandits who can't get on the big stage, go down the mountain to snatch things, neither money nor women, and even snatch a few pigs, they really deserve to be thieves for a lifetime!
But when he was thinking about this, he heard the voice of the guy who just slammed the door from behind: "Master Shaozhai, you, what do you think you are going to do by grabbing a few pigs and getting some money?"

I'm going, I'm really afraid of something, just thinking about money, those bandits also thought of it, how can this be.

But at the next moment, Li Muyun's answer completely overturned his view of this group of bandits, and he felt an inexplicable urge to cry.

"You don't understand this. We call it a long flow of water. You can't rob people all at once. You have to leave something for them to make them feel hopeful. Otherwise, if they move away because of fear, we will still rob them next time." Who is going?"

"As for money, those things are useless to us. Shanyin County is poor, and you can't buy anything if you have money. In addition, even if you buy it, you still have to carry it up the mountain in the end. What's the difference from grabbing things, why run again! It's just that if the price of goods rises, the money will become worthless, and we will not be at a disadvantage by then!"

What a talent, he actually knows how long the water will flow, and also knows that the economic situation in Shanyin County is not optimistic, and the most important thing is that he can calculate economic accounts.

Sure enough, bandits are not scary, but I am afraid that bandits are educated. It seems that I really missed it just now. This young Shaozhai master is really not an ordinary person. If he can't turn around, he really wants to find that big man to help coordinate .

And just when the middle-aged man was thinking wildly, Li Muyun suddenly patted him behind him: "Hey, let me ask you, whose family does your Zhuangzi belong to?"

"Ah? Oh! From the Wang family! I, my patriarch is from the Wang family in Taiyuan..." The middle-aged man was trying to make Zhuangzi's background bigger, but was interrupted by Li Muyun: "I know it's from the Wang family. , I mean, who is from the Wang family, does he have a big background?"

"Ah? This..." The middle-aged man didn't know how to answer. Let's say big, but he is afraid of being beaten, and he is not big, and he is afraid that Li Muyun will always come to Zhuangzi to find trouble in the future.

"Don't do this, that, I'm a bandit, but I also know that thieves have their own way, and I won't do such things as killing chickens and taking eggs." Walking on the road leading to the side yard, Li Muyun had nothing to do, so he pulled the The middle-aged man talked homely, and he looked like he was about to kill someone just now, he looked like a schizophrenic.

"Uh, yes!" The middle-aged man didn't know how to answer, so he nodded repeatedly.

"Hey, you squeak, don't you think that you will report to the police after we leave, right? You honestly say, it's okay, I'm a bandit, not a robber. I only rob things and don't kill people!" Li Muyun seemed to be addicted to molesting the middle-aged man, seeing his ever-changing expression, pulled him to the side of the road and stopped, put his arms around his shoulders and said.

"No, no!" The middle-aged man was really about to cry, and he kept sighing in his heart, how could he be so unlucky to meet such a strange thing.

Even Chen Mu and the others felt a little ashamed, and they all turned their heads to the side to look at the surrounding night sky, as if there was some wonderful scenery in the sky.

Li Muyun, on the other hand, didn't have the slightest sense of being despised by others, so he pulled the middle-aged man and continued, "Believe it or not, if I set fire to you, your housekeeper will have to be replaced immediately?"

The middle-aged man nodded seriously, this was the first time he did not doubt the authenticity of Li Muyun's words.

That's right, Zhuangzi was burned. As the housekeeper in Zhuangzi, he is naturally duty-bound. When the time comes, the housekeeper may even lose his legs.

But just when the middle-aged man thought that Li Muyun would make another shocking statement, he heard him say: "Well, since we have reached a consensus, let's discuss cooperation!"

"What, what? Cooperation?" The middle-aged man looked at the capricious and psychotic Li Muyun speechlessly, his eyes filled with surprise and confusion.

(End of this chapter)