The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 12 Be low-key and high-key (revised version)

Li Muyun just said that casually just now, never thought that there is no word for pants in this era, Li Yuan was dumbfounded when he asked, and after thinking for a long time, he said: "It's a kind of obscene pants and calf-nosed jacket, but it's easier to wear. That's convenient."

"Oh? Is there a real thing? Let's take a look." The curiosity of Li Yuan, who was a bit tired of being idle, was aroused by Li Muyun, and he said with great interest.

have a look?What do you think?Although I was wearing shorts, but in front of so many people...

At this time, someone said, can't you take out another spare?

I'm not afraid to tell you the truth: no!
After all, it is the ancient Tang Dynasty, or the fourth year of Zhenguan just after the war. How could it be like the modern times of later generations, where several pairs of underwear can be pulled out casually at home.

In this age of extremely scarce resources, most common people don’t even have trousers, that is, a hypocrite like Li Muyun would wear a pair of underwear, but speaking of it, there is only one pair of underwear. As for the spare...it doesn’t exist!

What?What do you say if you fart and burst out shit?
That has no choice but to be naked!Wait until when it is dry and when to wear it.

……

Seeing Li Muyun's embarrassment, Li Yuan seemed to understand something, and glanced at the two brothers Chen Mu and Chen Huo who were enjoying themselves, and didn't ask any more questions.

After all, this old man doesn't have the habit of looking at other people's buttocks, so it doesn't matter if he knows roughly what underpants are.

Seeing that the little old man didn't ask any more questions, Li Muyun naturally didn't want to cause trouble for himself any more. Looking at the bag in Chen Huo's hand, Li Muyun changed the subject and asked, "Did you buy something?"

"It's all here!" Chen Huo reluctantly put the bag on the ground, and immediately there was the sound of chickens and ducks.

Li Muyun didn't care about 31, stepped forward to open the bag, and the moment he saw a dozen chickens and ducks inside, he subconsciously sucked the saliva that was about to flow out. He hadn't eaten meat for a long time, so he should be able to open his mouth now. .

But before he could take the next step, a strong force came from his buttocks, and then the little old man's voice came from behind: "Stinky boy, what are you doing in a daze, hurry up and prepare lunch."

Well, I didn't expect that the old man behind him was even more anxious than himself. Li Muyun secretly laughed in his heart, looked up at Chen Mu and Chen Huo who were hiding aside, and said, "What are you two doing standing there? You don't have any sense! Call everyone."

"What's it called?" Chen Huo said in a daze like a conditioned reflex.

"Pretend to be a kid, right?" Li Muyun said, curling her lips, "There are only a few poor families who are about to become pants in the village, but in the end there are more than a dozen beggars wandering around the village. How stupid do you think people have to be to not see that?" The abnormality in it?"

"Hahaha..." Li Yuan sat at the side and couldn't help laughing when he heard what Li Muyun said was funny.

He has stayed in the palace for a long time, and he used to come into contact with rich and powerful people. When he left the palace, Chen Mu and the others were always careful. How could anyone be as unscrupulous as Li Muyun? Besides, Li Muyun's way of speaking still reminded future generations This also makes old Li Yuan find it interesting.

As for Chen Mu and Chen Huo, their faces were flushed by the old Li Yuan's smile, and they stared at Li Muyun for a moment in anger, then whistled angrily, and waved to the outside by the way.

Damn boy, it turns out that those people outside are not from the village, but this guy has been pretending to be deaf and dumb, so he probably made up his mind to see the jokes of himself and others.

"Well, it seems that there are quite a lot of people." Li Muyun looked at the gathered more than a dozen men, smiled happily, threw the bag away and said, "One person and one can be handled quickly, the old man is still waiting to eat chicken, don't delay thing."

Well, it seems that this kid really thinks of himself as a master, Chen Mu and others thought depressingly, but their subordinates were not slow, a dozen of them immediately set fire to the fire, killing chickens and killing chickens.

When everyone was busy, Li Muyun suddenly found a big goose running out in the hurry, twisting its huge buttocks and yelling towards him.

Fuck!I look like a bully, right?Why don't you run to other places, not to your own side!Seeing the big goose rushing towards him, Li Muyun was furious from his heart, and the evil turned to courage. He casually grabbed a sickle beside him, and swung it out amidst Chen Mu's exclamation of "no".

In an instant, the sickle drew a beautiful arc in the air, and a rain of blood splashed out as the blade crossed, forming a beautiful rainbow in midair.

Of course, the above is pure nonsense, the real situation is actually like this.

Li Muyun took a sickle in his hand, and cut off the goose's neck with a click, but unexpectedly, there was still a piece of skin that was not broken, and the goose's head slid from the top to the bottom of the chest with the skin on the neck. position, revealing the goose's blood-red neck.

And that's not to mention, even though the big goose lost its head, it still didn't fall down, and it still walked firmly in the direction of Li Muyun on its two short legs. There was blood pouring out of it, which was more than a foot high.

Li Muyun, who had never killed a goose before, was stunned for a moment, his eyes almost popped open, he let out a ghostly cry of 'Wow', dropped his scythe, and ran, yelling at him while running: "Chen Mu , Your uncle, you are frightening me!"

Chen Mu, who was killing chickens, was speechless, and said to himself that I have already reminded you not to do that, because you can't hold the knife yourself, and you have something to do with me!

But because of Chen Mu's reminder just now, Li Muyun only had Chen Mu's name in his mind, and he couldn't think of anything else after an instant crash, so naturally he kept cursing while running.

Li Yuan's little old man's subordinates were quite depressed at first, but after seeing Li Muyun's funny behavior, the depression disappeared somehow, and they all burst into laughter, as if they saw the funniest joke in the world .

As for Li Yuan, this little old man was still sitting under the tree, watching Li Muyun, who was walking like flying, flying up the nearly five-foot-high wall without using his hands, he also showed such a knowing smile.

Poor Li Muyun squatted on the top of the wall, staring blankly at the big goose that had lost its head and swaggered around the yard for nearly half a minute. After the big goose fell down, it was still a little shocked. How did Ren Chenmu and others cry? He also refused to come off the wall.

It wasn't until finally all the chickens, ducks, and geese were killed, and the feathers were trimmed, that he let out a long breath and cautiously jumped off the wall, sat down next to Li Yuan and complained: "Oh my! Dear father, you really scared me to death."

"Pa", as soon as the voice fell, a big-necked stalker came over, accompanied by Li Yuan's angry reprimand: "Little bastard, who do you call me old man!"

(End of this chapter)