Han Zuo Gaomen

Chapter 618
Seeing the impatient look of the emperor, Shen Zhezi couldn't help being a little glib, but he still raised his hand and waved lightly to signal the emperor to restrain himself a little.

Naturally, such a large ceremony cannot be completed in one day.So on this first day, we only focused on a few major events, the ministers met, Zhongzheng gave a congratulatory speech, and invited wild sages.But there are still many things to do in the follow-up, such as the replacement of Zhongzheng candidates in various states and counties. Later, various government offices and Taiwan cabinets will recruit some of the remaining candidates.

In today's political atmosphere, the so-called grand ceremony is actually more like a social gathering attended by many people from inside and outside.The vast majority of people can't get the favor of the emperor or the conquest of the palace, but it's good to take this opportunity to deepen the relationship with old friends. Family is also a great help.

So when the emperor received his officials in the front hall of Jianping Garden, the empress dowager also received the wives and relatives of the families in the back garden.Surrounding Jianping Garden as the center, there are also a large number of family members in the nearby garden villas, and they choose and contact the families they need to make friends with according to their own standards and grades.

Leaving aside the political nature of the banquet, it is really hard to count how many people will flirt with each other during the banquet, and how many young men and women will have sex outside the prohibition.

Now the empress dowager presides over the selection of the emperor's queen, so it is naturally impossible to choose a family with a declining family.Nowadays, most of the women's family members who are more popular now are staying in Jianping Garden.For example, the Wei family recommended by Shen Zhezi, the Zhuge family recommended by Yu Bing, and the Ruan family and Yuan family selected by the empress dowager herself.

Since Shen Zhezi agreed to the emperor, he naturally paid attention to this aspect.Although it is inconvenient for him to go in and out of the second half of Jianping Garden, there are people in him. During the day, Princess Xingnan has already inquired about the resettlement locations of those families and sent someone to send them out, so there is no need to go in like headless flies. change.

It's just that this kind of thing is really disgraceful.Shen Zhezi seems to be a character now, and it is nothing to be found out that he visits the residence of other women's families at night.But if you don't follow, if the emperor himself reveals his whereabouts, the scene will be even more embarrassing.

"Go and change your shirt first!"

Shen Zhezi took out a large package that he had already prepared from his big sleeve and stuffed it into the emperor's arms, while whispering, "Are these palace servants reliable?"

He wasn't worried that the matter would be leaked to the outside world, but he was worried that the empress dowager would find out that he was instigating his brother-in-law to do such an unreliable thing. Punishment would not be enough, but according to the empress dowager's temperament of abiding by ethics, a few reprimands were inevitable. of.

"Brother-in-law, don't worry, I'm not a fool who doesn't know everything. I have been preparing for this for a long time. Inside and outside this palace are loyal and good people who can trust life and death!"

Speaking of this, the emperor couldn't help but be elated again. He had prepared for this day for a long time.The servants who had been placed by his side by the empress had long been rejected by many excuses. Although the emperor did not have the majesty of a king, it would be too frustrating if he couldn't do such a trivial thing.No matter how strict the empress dowager is, it is impossible not to leave this little space for her son.

So Shen Zhezi wandered outside for a while, and ate some pastries on the indoor table by the way. The bullshit feast was reimbursed in Shaofu, but there was not much food on the table.Although it was to take care of those old guys with bad stomachs, young people like Shen Zhezi really couldn't bear it.Of course, this is what he asked for. Except for him, there are not many people under the age of 30 in the entire hall, and being too successful is also a burden.

Not long after, the emperor, who had changed into a fashionable suit, turned out from behind the screen. He was wrapped in a large black shirt, his chest and abdomen were tight, and his shoulders and sleeves were loose. A small tortoiseshell crown was buckled on his huge head. It looked a little ridiculous, holding an ivory folding fan in his hand, and swaying out: "Brother-in-law, come and see how I describe it?"

The palace people didn't know what the emperor was going to do, but they had been given strict orders long before coming to Jianping Garden, and it was expected to be a bad thing, so they also withdrew now to avoid suspicion.Shen Zhezi stepped forward, sighed, held down the little fat man's bulging stomach and pulled it suddenly, finally tightening his belt a little more.The emperor couldn't help hiccupping, spraying the sweetness of his mouth directly on Shen Zhezi's face.

"Don't you know how I look? I know I'm going to do this kind of thing, but I have to eat so much!"

Shen Zhezi was really powerless to complain, and turned his face to wipe the saliva on his face.

"I've been hungry all day too..."

Hearing this, the emperor felt aggrieved. He lowered his head to look at his still conspicuously bulging belly, and could not help complaining: "It is extremely difficult for a person to know himself, but a bystander knows it! Brother-in-law, you know what I look like, but you still prepare a narrow shirt , it’s not white, it’s too eucalyptus-like!”

Shen Zhezi smacked his lips after hearing the words, as expected, he knew it was extremely difficult, does your Yushu posture have something to do with what clothes you wear?Besides, sneaking in at night, can I prepare a fluorescent suit for you?
"Start now, follow Shaoyan!"

After a moment of slander, Shen Zhezi snatched the folding fan from the emperor's hand and threw it on the case.The emperor was a little annoyed, he had carefully selected this fan for a long time, since he wanted his wife to be beautiful, of course he also had to be elegant, so that we could meet each other happily.

Turning around and seeing that Shen Zhezi was already hurrying towards the side door, the emperor hurriedly followed, but after walking a few steps, another folding fan stuck out from his sleeve pocket, and when his brother-in-law was not paying attention, he quickly stuffed it back.It's a pity that the beauty of two fans shaking gently is difficult, but a single fan is better than nothing.

The side door was connected to a long corridor. When Shen Zhezi was walking out, several guards walked out and saw that it was the son-in-law, so they folded their hands and retreated.Only then did Shen Zhezi wave to the emperor standing inside the door, and the emperor rushed over on tiptoe.

There were a few commotions in the night, and it calmed down after a while.Naturally, the guards at the emperor's residence cannot be relaxed, and this gesture is also a way to understand each other, and it means to know without saying anything.

Shen Zhezi hurried ahead, and the emperor followed closely behind. The lanterns hanging along the way made his fat and white cheeks flicker. I'm really nervous right now, my heart is beating like a drum..."

"Don't call me brother-in-law again!"

Shen Zhezi half-covered his face, pushed the emperor into the shadow of the side colonnade, and waved lightly at the guards who came around diagonally from the opposite side.This brother-in-law really made him feel extremely guilty.

"Then what..."

Before the emperor finished speaking, Shen Zhezi grabbed the skirt of his clothes and rushed forward for a few feet, rushing into an arched door. Before he could calm down, he saw two rows of guards standing behind the arched door. , couldn't help but let out a low cry, then hastily covered his mouth and lowered his head.

"Qingque? What are you doing! Nocturnal..."

The leader of this team of guards is Shen Mu. He led the crowd here when he learned that there was something strange in the night. He was taken aback when he saw Shen Zhezi, and then quickly said: "Even if you are in an emergency at night, you should carry the lights with you." , what should I do if I fall!"

He waved his hands and retreated from the guard behind him, and then he walked up to Shen Zhezi, and said narrowly, "Passing this way in the night, Qing Que, do you miss your lady? It's too much! I am guarding the majestic stone city, and I was ordered to guard it. Helping you to have sex? Return quickly!"

When he said this, Shen Mu's face was full of straightforwardness. In the past, he was indiscreet because of personal issues, and he was ridiculed by his brothers, but now he finally grasped the handle, and he felt a great sense of responsibility as an elder brother.

While talking, he glanced at the timid emperor behind Shen Zhezi again, paused for a moment, and then said with a smile: "Who is this fat slave? It looks a bit..."

"Second brother..."

Shen Zhezi didn't expect to bump into Shen Mu here, it was a trivial matter to him, and he wouldn't go to inquire about the inside story of the guard on duty.Besides, if the arrangement is really unimpeded inside and outside, what will the emperor think?
The emperor, who was called Fat Nu, poked his head out from behind Shen Zhezi and laughed dryly: "Mr. Shen is really dedicated to his duties. You have worked hard."

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty... this,"

Shen Mu froze on the spot when he saw the emperor's face clearly, and then he was about to bow down, but the emperor grabbed his arm: "Since we met, then there is no need to bother the second person, please send Marquis Shen off." .”

As he spoke, he turned to look at Shen Zhezi.Shen Zhezi sighed, pushed Shen Mu, and said, "After all, it's not easy for outsiders to see. Fortunately, it's the second brother. Let's lead the way."

Shen Mu opened his mouth, not knowing what to say.Although I don't know exactly what's going on, but seeing the sneaky appearance of these two people, I guess it's not a glorious deed. I don't know whether to be lucky or unlucky.After pondering for a while, he could only untie the soldier talisman and order the guards to go forward to clear the way, then turned his head and smiled wryly: "Your Majesty's attitude is really..."

After experiencing the initial panic, the emperor finally calmed down a bit, and waved his hands after hearing the words: "Don't be trapped here, Marquis Shen, I just can't sleep at night, I invite my brother-in-law to hang out for a while, and return home after a while. Yezhao is exhausting everyone."

Nonsense, leaving written evidence is to be entered in the daily life!

When Shen Mu heard what the emperor said, he felt relieved, and just turned around and gave Shen Zhezi another look, you really know how to play!
Jianping Garden is used as a temporary driving place, no matter how tight the guards are, it is far less than in the garden.Originally, Shen Zhezi planned to inform Su Wei tomorrow to cover up the matter, but now that Shen Mu has cleared the way, it saves follow-up work.You don't have to be so nervous when you enter the back garden. After all, there are too many family members here, and the old guards are only heavily defending the outside, but the inside is much more relaxed.

"Brother-in-law, where are we going to watch the lady now?"

Instructing Shen Mu to wait outside, and after walking into a secluded place in the garden, the emperor asked in a low voice, his small eyes shone with a strong brilliance, this experience just now was too exciting for him, even if he was in the garden with him in previous years His elder sister's fights and nonsense didn't excite him so much.

"Wait a while, my family's He'er will come to pick you up. You cover your face, so as not to be recognized at a glance."

Shen Zhezi raised his hand to loosen the emperor's bun, trying to cover the boy's mouth with messy strands of hair, but he gave up after playing with the huge face for a while.

"Your He'er? How, how can he live in..."

After the emperor heard this, his small eyes were already rounded, and then he realized that Shen Jin was not mature yet.And not only Shen Jin, his younger brother Langya King also lived here with his mother, but he, the unlucky one, was thrown in the front hall to face the officials.

After lamenting the injustice he had encountered, the emperor rolled his eyes, pointed at Shen Zhezi and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, just now your elder brother said that you are having sex at night? Don't you and your elder sister often do this at night? game?"

Shen Zhezi's face darkened immediately when he heard the words, and seeing that there was no movement in the garden, he sat on the steps next to him and said angrily, "He's joking, it's really disgusting!"

"But I think Marquis Shen is kind and trustworthy."

Although he was mistakenly called a fat slave by Shen Mu, those who didn't know it were not guilty, and the emperor didn't care much about it. On the contrary, the later part of the journey was much smoother with Shen Mu's help, so he had a good impression of Shen Mu.

"There are hundreds of concubines in his room!"

"so much?"

The emperor gasped after hearing the words, and then sat beside Shen Zhezi, and nodded after pondering for a while: "It's really disgusting!"

　I haven't written a light-hearted plot for too long, and I can't hold back. If there is any impreciseness, please ignore it. . .Continue to write more, how long it takes to update is not guaranteed

　　
　
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