reborn as an official

Chapter 2 Bedroom Farce (This chapter is free)

At four o'clock in the morning on October 1998, 10, the sun just showed a little smile, and the whole city of Beijing was shrouded in fog and white. He was in a hurry, without stopping, and there was silence everywhere.

But in a male dormitory of Peking University, as an alarm clock rang suddenly, six boys with different sleeping styles on six beds opened their sleepy eyes one after another.A fat man weighing more than two hundred catties living in the lower bunk wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, looked up at the alarm clock beside the bed, and suddenly shouted: "Second son! It's only four o'clock, you can't let your broken alarm clock Stop! My God, this is not life-threatening!"

On the bed opposite him, a person stuck his head out of the warm blanket, and it was not difficult to see from his exposed dark upper body that he had an extremely strong physique. "Fatty man, you were the happiest shouter yesterday, and you had to get up early to watch the national flag raising, and now you're blaming me again, are you nervous!" The second son's real name is Wang Tao, because he was the second child in the dormitory, The boss in the room unintentionally called out the name "Second", which immediately caused a burst of laughter.This title is really easy to remind people of some unhealthy things. Finally, under Wang Tao's strong request, he was renamed the second son, but the price was that no one who was younger than him called him the second brother. call.

Fatty heard this and finally remembered that today is the 49th anniversary of the founding of the People's Republic of China. I have been studying in Beijing from Shenyang for more than two years, but because I sleep too much, I have never participated in the flag-raising. This makes me used to getting up early The second son must wake himself up this morning to watch the flag raising together.The fat man, who knew he was wrong, was still unable to resist the temptation of Duke Zhou's daughter. He stretched out his hand and pulled the quilt up, covering it tightly from head to bottom, and muttered softly: "It's only four o'clock, and it's still early before the flag is raised. Go to sleep again!"

Unexpectedly, before he fell asleep again, he felt that the upper bunk shook for a while, as if the ground was on the ground, so anxious that the fat man had to stick out his head again and shouted: "Damn glass, you can't let me sleep for a while! If you Shake again, and I will fight with you!"

"Hey! Fatty, tell me, are you coming up, or am I going down? Let's fight for three hundred rounds, and you think brother's name that resounds through 308 is a lie!"

"Depressed! Why do I live with you perverts? I think that I, Li Bin, have been famous for a lifetime, but I was ruined by you in the end. My God, open your eyes, a thunderbolt will split this dead glass into slag!"

Before the fat man finished speaking, a slender figure jumped down from the fat man's upper bunk like a monkey, stretched out his hand and pulled the fat man's big quilt away, and then he got in.

"Ah! Don't!" Fatty's miserable cry came from the bed.At the same time, another person's ambiguous voice came out: "Fatty, you just follow brother! Brother promises to make you comfortable!"

"Yu Liang! You big lamp, dead glass, get out quickly, or I will be rude!" The person who came down just now is called Yu Liang, but isn't this bright lamp, isn't the lamp made of glass!In addition to an accident last summer, Yu Liang and Tian Gang, the second son just now, were taking a shower in the bathroom, but Yu Liang slipped on the sole of his foot and jumped on the second son, and happened to be seen clearly by the fat man at the door , so Yu Liang got the nickname Glass.And Yu Liang didn't take the nickname "Glass" seriously, instead he often used it to threaten everyone.Because of his slender body, he already looks like a girl, which gives him a chance to play.Once someone dares to call him a glass, he will immediately perform the magic of incarnation, as if sticking to your body like a piece of gum, and yelling "Husband, Husband" in his mouth, it can only make people shake three catties of goosebumps .So although Yu Liang's glass nickname is relatively loud, it is only spread in the dormitory.

"You're welcome? Well, I'll just see how you're being rude..."

Then I saw that the fat man's bed was like a world war, and the fat man's laughter came out from time to time, but the laughter was extremely miserable, and the whole bed was swaying from side to side, and the second son on one side had already sat up, looking at it. Fighting in the distance, non-stop smirking.

About a minute later, the fat man's quilt was violently lifted, and the fat man was only wearing a briefs top, and his whole body was lying on the bed like a lump of fleshy mud, while Yu Liang was riding on the fat man, Both hands were still scratching the fat man's armpits.

"I...I'm convinced, Yu Liang, brother, uncle, please forgive me!" The fat man's weakness has long been understood by the people in the dormitory, otherwise, with his weight of more than 200 catties, who would dare to provoke him? , not to mention anything else, as long as the fat man presses on you, it's like a mountain of meat that can overwhelm you.But this fat man is most afraid of being scratched by others, as long as he is scratched, even if he was just a King Kong, he will immediately turn into a puddle of mud, and he is still the kind that cannot be supported on the wall.

"Have you taken it? Well, my brother exercised too much this morning, the breakfast problem..."

"Leave it to the younger brother! Steamed buns, steamed buns, fried dough sticks, and twisted dough twists, let the big brother do as he pleases!"

At this time, someone on the bed opposite them spoke again, "Fatty, only take care of the breakfast for Lantern alone? My brother has a home and won't come back. I have worked so hard to watch the flag-raising with you early in the morning. How dare you?" Forgot my brother? It’s really unbearable for uncles and unbearable for aunts! Brothers, today we will make this fat man laugh for 10 minutes, and let him die laughing!"

"Big-nosed elephant, you actually took advantage of the fire to rob!" The real name of the big-nosed elephant is Xiang Long, but because everyone has watched Crayon Shin-chan a lot and was impressed by the little elephant in it, they gave him such a nickname.

Hearing this, Xiang Long snorted coldly: "Well! It seems that our fat brother's temper is growing!"

"No, no, brother, it was my fault. I'll treat you to breakfast. Please save face!" Fatty is living under the roof now, so how can he not bow his head, plus the condition of Fatty's family is good, and his father is from the Shenyang Municipal Transportation Bureau Director, the monthly living expenses for the fat man are as much as [-], and the fat man also buys materials and studies from time to time to write a few reports to his family, and he can also ask for a few special funds, but these special funds are all filled by him. Therefore, he doesn't care about these small money at all.

"Hey, everyone heard it. It's not me bullying Fatty, it's him who strongly demanded us to show him face! Isn't that right, give me an answer for both glasses and chestnuts."

He also poked his head down on the upper bunk of the second son, and a pair of glasses thicker than the bottom of a beer bottle covered half of the man's face, no wonder he was called glasses. "Yes, our Fatty brother is the most righteous. If we don't give him this face, Fatty will be in a hurry with us! My Sun Ji will definitely support Fatty!"