Miao Jiang Gu affair

When the pen stops here, some people may ask: You don’t understand anything, how can you suddenly cast the spell of voodoo?

Here is a point, raising Gu is actually very easy to raise, but it is difficult to get rid of Gu.The reason why I understand the incantation of raising Gu is because I have seen it in the practice, the simplest transliteration, because my memory suddenly became much clearer, and it will be done.Moreover, among all the tricks, the face-to-face gu is the easiest one, which is equivalent to the level of falling piles when learning to drive.Of course, the most important point is because I have the King of Hundred Gu, Golden Silkworm Gu, in my stomach, which has become my natal Gu.

What is natal Gu?Connected to the flesh, life and life are intertwined.

Anyway, after I finished reciting the incantation, I concentrated on looking at Officer Yang's face.Within 2 minutes, he was covering his stomach, his facial muscles twitched, his face was ashen, his neck was stiff, and big drops of sweat were streaming down from behind his ears.Officer Ma asked him what happened?He said that there might be something wrong with the fast food he ate yesterday, his stomach hurts, and he wants to go to the toilet.

I sneered and said to him, don't go, pull out a bubble full of bugs, and scare myself.

The two police officers and the female recorder next to me looked at me. Officer Ma asked, "Did you do something wrong?" The security guards negotiated the mantra of Qi Chan, and then sneered: "I stayed in the bureau for no reason for a day, and I was so hungry that I had a headache. Someone always needs to take responsibility."

"Stop playing tricks!"

Officer Yang slapped the table, glared at me angrily, and went out clutching his stomach.I didn't speak, just dozed off with my head down.The atmosphere inside was freezing to death.After a while, Officer Yang pushed open the door with a pale face, he almost dragged his feet to the door, his eyes were red, and he yelled at me, his voice was still crying: "You bastard, what are you doing to me? What did you do?"

Officer Ma hurried to help him: "Xiao Yang, Xiao Yang, what's wrong with you?"

Officer Yang weakly tugged Officer Ma's sleeve, and the big man burst into tears: "I went to the toilet, but I pulled out a bunch of white bugs, alive and rolling..." He still had to say Going down, Officer Ma stopped him, turned his head to look at me, fixed for three seconds, and then bowed and apologized to me: "Mr. Lu, I'm sorry, it's because we have a bad style of handling cases. I'm sorry, I apologize to you on behalf of everyone. Please don't embarrass Xiao Yang."

In our family, Mr. is usually used to tell fortune-tellers. This title makes me want to laugh without making my face tense for a while.Thinking that after all, he is a member of the family, and it is not good to offend too badly, so he said: "I want to call the family to report that it is safe..."

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I was released immediately, and Officer Ma said that he would set a table for me in the largest restaurant in the county to make amends.I said I'm not busy, looked at the aggrieved Officer Yang, and asked him, "Are you convinced?" He was probably frightened by Xiang, who was full of bugs. Although there was resentment in his heart, he could only lower his head and say : "I'm convinced."

I said yes, you go and change a pair of pants first.

His face turned red all of a sudden, Officer Ma's face twitched, and after Officer Yang went out, he wiped the door vigorously with his hand.I didn't say anything about Officer Yang Laxiang not wiping his butt, but I told Officer Ma to say, "Go, or find someone to go to the vegetable market or the nearest farmhouse, and buy a freshly laid local egg, and ask for the freshest. Then I also need red thread and yellow paper talisman, these can be sold at the Lingji incense candle shop, hurry up, the sooner the better."

He said yes, and immediately ordered the people below to do it, and I was led to sit in an office, and Officer Ma chatted with me.We chatted about the dismemberment case, and it didn't take long for Officer Yang to come in with a red thread and a yellow paper talisman.I told them that I really didn't know about it.They said they knew and said that the two corpse dismemberment cases had the same technique, but I already had an alibi for the first time, so although the suspicion was there, it was not that big, but the higher-ups were pressing hard, and they wanted to give me a try and find a breakthrough .

I secretly scolded these bastards in my heart, but since the reconciliation has been made, I will not say anything.

When a pretty girl in uniform came in with a khaki egg, I picked it up and put it in the boiling water cup they connected, then tied Officer Yang's wrist and ankle with red thread, and then slapped it hard. After 2 minutes, I told him to take off his shirt, and I rolled the soaked egg on his belly first, slowly, from the chest to the ribs, and then to the pelvis.

After about 2 minutes, I burned the yellow paper talisman and untied the red string.

Did Officer Ma say hello?Although I have no experience, I just follow the book, but at this moment, I can only bite the bullet and say it's okay.Officer Yang was beaten for a while, his face was flushed, and he said he had to go to the bathroom again. I said it was a good thing, and the remaining poison would be discharged. This time, there were no worms.He ran out suspiciously.

Officer Ma continued to talk to me about the dismemberment case, and I asked if Li Decai was found?I suspect that the mutilation case was not done by humans at all, but by dwarf mules.Why did he say this, I helped him analyze it for a while.Seeing that I looked like an expert, Officer Ma remembered a bizarre case, showed me the file, and asked me to help analyze it.

I didn't refuse, so I took it over to see: the dead girl was only six and a half years old, the youngest daughter of a rich boss in the county town, she died strangely, without any disease or disaster, suddenly she was ill for several days, and her eyes were damaged. Turned white, vomited black blood and died.The boss buried the child very sadly, but the boss' wife felt that something was wrong, so she called the police for help.In remote small counties, burials are generally popular, and within a few days, the boss objected very much, but later he couldn't hold back his wife, so he agreed to an autopsy.Unexpectedly, when I went there, I found that the body had been stolen.

I said that the eyes turned white, the mouth vomited black blood and died, which is a bit like being poisoned, or it may be a disease.

At that time, it would be best if an autopsy could be done, but now that the bodies have been stolen, is there any use for pulling these?

It was all half a year ago.

At this moment, Police Officer Yang came in. He came to me and bowed like a Japanese, and said, "I'm sorry, Mr. Lu Zuo, I have blind eyes and offended a superior person. Fortunately, you don't remember the mistakes of villains. I, Yang Yu, will keep it in my mind." I saw that he was sincere, so I waved my hand and said no, I also laid a spell on you just to get away, just don't hate me.Police officer Yang quickly said he didn't dare, with a pious expression.

I was afraid that what he said would still be jealous in my heart, so I said, "Don't think too much, although I made you suffer a little this time, I also cured you of the neuralgia in your neck. It can be regarded as not owed to each other." After I reminded him, he touched his neck and found that his neck did not twitch any more, so he jumped up happily.

As mentioned here, in fact, the original purpose of Gu is not to harm people, but to cure diseases and save people. It is also called witch doctor. It is recorded in Li Shizhen's "Compendium of Materia Medica", so I won't talk about the principle here.It was only later that people discovered that it was much better to use it to harm people than to cure diseases, and it was misused, which gave it a bad reputation.

Officer Yang said he would buy me a drink, and I would have a table at the best restaurant in the county.

I didn't shirk it. Having been wandering abroad for a long time, I know a truth: many friends have many paths, and many enemies have many walls.

At this time, the young policewoman with delicate features and bulging breasts came in, pointed at the things on the table, and asked if they should be removed.I said yes, and she would find a plastic bag to put it in and throw it away. Officer Ma joked that the egg was unbroken, so it was good for Xiao Yang's breakfast, and it cost a lot of money to buy it.I shook my head and said no, a few people wondered why, I said that when I opened the egg, I knew it. Officer Ma cracked the egg, and the egg white had solidified. When the egg yolk was peeled off, it was densely covered with white and black tiny bugs. Wriggle and roll.

Several people turned pale with fright, and the female policeman screamed in fright.

I was actually quite terrified, but I still had to pretend to be an expert and said, "Take this and burn it in the stove, don't throw it around, so as not to spread it."

They all said yes and looked at me in awe.

At that time, I was very satisfied.You know, although I was doing well in 07, every time a member of the industrial and commercial tax inspection family in uniform came to the store, I immediately nodded and bowed, fawning like a second grandson, because I was afraid They give me trouble.So, although I have a little spare money on hand, it is the first time that I have been treated like this. The sense of pride in my heart is as warm as sunbathing.

What about public safety experts?Are you still being played around by me?

At that time, I suddenly became interested in the things my grandma left me. These mysterious things made me feel that with them, I don’t have to be as humble as a dick and live carefully. I can Hold your head high, hold your chest high, live a dignified life in this world, and make all those who look down on me look up to you with admiration.Thinking about it this way, my heart was extremely inflated at that time.

In the evening we had dinner at the Shanjiang Hotel. In the box, there were fifteen or sixteen dishes, all of which were hard dishes, and the wine was also good, Wuliangye, but only Officer Ma, Officer Yang and the one in the bureau were with us. The three female police officers I saw inside, this lavish scene made me, a stingy little boss (or self-employed?) a little dumbfounded.

After three rounds of wine, five flavors of food, when the banquet was in full swing, Yang Yu (you don’t need to call the police officer when you are cooked) took my hand and called him brother. He said that he had never served anyone in his whole life. , his father is the leader of the state, and his mother is the boss of the forest company. He grew up with a golden spoon in his mouth, and he is proud of everyone, but today he really convinced me, so heartily!If there is any matter in the future, whoever says it can't be done is a bastard.

I said that today was out of necessity, but it can be considered that we don't know each other, and we will take care of each other in whatever happens in the future.

Ma Haibo is an old fritter, and he always tries to catch me in the middle of the conversation, asking me how I got these things.I myself don’t know much about it, half a bottle of water is dangling, and one bottle of water is not full. How can I explain this to him?

Yang Yu tugged on my sleeve and wept enviously: It would be better to have a grandma with real skills than a father who is a state leader.

I'm usually a foodie. I ate almost all the food at Dongguan's.This problem was developed when I was down and down in the early years. At that time, I was hungry and had no money. I only drank water and tightened my belt.Now that the beautiful woman is by my side, I also restrain myself and look very gentle.But the girl named Huang Fei didn't let me go, and kept pouring alcohol on me.

I am also a face-saving person. I don't want to be called unpleasant. If others respect me, I will drink it.

After a while, after drinking a catty of white wine, I started to float up a little bit. I agreed to something in a daze, but I really couldn’t remember it. I tried to keep myself awake, but my steps became more and more erratic. Fei's beauty was smiling like a flower in front of me, and my heart hadn't throbbed for a long time, but at this moment it suddenly beat non-stop, and I just wanted to hold the beauty's little hand, hug her in my arms and feel pity.

"Lu Zuo, help us...help us, or I will be criticized by the leader!" The voice was delicate, and it came out of a policewoman's mouth, which made my manliness soar, and my heart suddenly burst into pride ... Properly!