Miao Jiang Gu affair

As soon as the old guy got angry, the monkey on his shoulder immediately grinned and jumped towards me.

I was suffering from epilepsy, but when I saw the dead monkey rushing towards me, its claws were black and sharp, I didn't dare to slack off, and the right hand that was groping for the Swiss Army Knife immediately got out of my pocket and swung forward.To say that the improvement of my physical fitness is not one or two points, the monkey is as fast as the wind, but my strike is like lightning, the second strike is the first to strike, and the knife is in front of the monkey's head.

It's also nimble, and when I blocked it with a horizontal hand, the hard and sharp claws actually rubbed sparks with the steel blade, which was shocked by me and bounced aside.

The blade of my Swiss Army Knife was no more than eight centimeters, and the blade was less than twenty centimeters. I stepped back a few steps, and as soon as I stood still, I saw the old guy slamming the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at me. I turned my head and dodged it. He opened his mouth wide and let out a low growl. Suddenly, black mist lingered on his face, and sparse black hair began to grow. The cheeks, neck, and forehead... the black hair grew extremely fast. In a few seconds, he was like a monkey.

I yelled loudly: "The ape corpse descends?"

I didn't expect this guy to refine himself into a lower head.What is ape corpse drop?

The ape corpse here refers to a unique monkey in the Southeast Asian jungle. Male, strong body, dare to fight with enemies, very rare.Some shamans believe that it has the power to communicate with the gods. After death, they decompose the corpse, take a small amount of red and white liquid (a mixture of blood and brain matter) and a large amount of semi-corrupted hair from the cranial cavity, apply it on the human body, pray and chant spells day and night, In the end, a person can transform into a mandrill, which is extremely powerful and can leap several feet.

In ancient times, evil wizards and religious people often used ape corpses to refine altar warriors to maintain their authority.

However, this is also an inhuman method. Although the person who has been demoted can usually live a normal life like an ordinary person, whenever the moonlight is like water, and the full moon is in the sky, all parts of the body, in the [-] acupuncture points It was extremely itchy, the hairs grew out, the skin was dripping with blood, and the pain was unbearable. The only way to relieve the pain was to take opium. If things went on like this, he became mentally abnormal and his life span was only ten years.

I only recorded these in the chatter, and I curiously checked the information for comparison, and unexpectedly, I actually ran into it.No wonder this guy said killing me was easy, not difficult.I looked at the window and quickly waved my hand and said, "Uncle, don't worry, don't worry... Let me tell you the truth, I have followed my grandmother's instructions and burned that book a long time ago, but I still have the content." Remember, if you need, I can repeat it for you one by one..."

Shouting, I finally know why this guy is here.

Because, in the miscellaneous talk of "Twelve Ways to Suppress Mountains", there is a section of Luo Shiba's discussion on the solution of ape corpses, which is very feasible, and I also find it interesting (do you feel like a werewolf?), so it is right This witchcraft is impressive.

However, as soon as this person enters the state of advent, his rationality is mostly overwhelmed by instinct. How can he listen to my arguments?

What is instinct?

This mandrill horse has a protruding nose, a bloody mouth, dense fangs, a violent temper, changeable temperament, great strength, and is extremely aggressive and dangerous. This habit has been integrated into the survivors along with the blood secret method. In the soul, who would listen to my arguments and procrastination, he retracted, and then shot towards me like a catapult.I was also very anxious, I didn't care much, and ran to the door scrambling.

There was a sharp wind on the left side, and when I dodged, there was a burning pain on the left side of my face, but I was scratched by that monkey.

I turned my head and saw Duo Duo floating on top of the dead monkey's head. The little girl started to turn green and hideous with tears in her eyes, and opened her mouth wide to chew on it.With a thought in my heart, I suddenly remembered what species it was: Tate's original lemur, also known as the brain-eating monkey.This ghost is extraordinary. Ordinary monkeys are omnivores with average feeding habits, but it is very strange. It likes to eat carrion brains. It is a famous primate carrion creature. It is said that it can communicate with the underworld and devour spirit bodies.

"Dodo not!"

I had already opened the door, and seeing the dead monkey stretch out its dark paws to catch Dodo, I couldn't help but kick back and kick it.This kick was faster than I expected. I kicked it straight away and fell on the wall with a "slap". An old guy in a down state appeared on my left side. He straightened his right arm and swung it towards me.At this time, I had no time to dodge, so I turned slightly sideways, allowing my back to bear the blow.

boom!Before I could react, I felt myself being slammed into by the high-speed impact of the Dongfeng heavy-duty truck.

In an instant, I was knocked out of the door by a huge force and hit the wall of the corridor directly.

As soon as my eyes went black, I almost passed out.

However, this is the moment of crisis. If I close my eyes and pass out, I probably will never open my eyes again. At the moment of desperation, I spun out of thin air and slid down from the wall. I don't know how many of my bones were broken, but I held on to the Swiss Army knife tightly, and with all my strength, I threw at the black-haired monster who was striding forward.

He tilted his head, and the saber swished, and it was deeply stuck on the sofa behind.He roared wildly, "Aww!" Gravel fell from the wall behind me and hit me on the head.My stomach was churning, and the blood in my mouth couldn't stop gushing out, choking my lungs throbbing.Blood flowed from my forehead, blinding my eyes.

In the blood, I saw Duo Duo running towards me helplessly, followed by the man striding forward.

I thought it was going to be a good fight, but I didn't expect that I was so useless, I lost my fighting power when I saw him face to face, I thought of the golden silkworm Gu in my body, this little thing is an expert in using poison, but it is not Viagra, it can only slowly bring The growth in stamina, reflexes and mentality didn't give me much support when I was fighting.Too young, too young, I sighed infinitely in my heart, trying to struggle hard, there was indeed a sharp pain between my chest and back, and I almost passed out from the pain.

At this time, the man was only one step away from me.

Are you going to die?

I seemed to hear the voice of heaven, no, it was a pretentious voice shouting: "Monster, dare to make mistakes. Wait for the poor to come and surrender you!" I turned my head slightly and saw a man in a blue Taoist robe Swinging out from the side, wielding a broken mahogany sword, he slashed at the man covered in hair.

Then there was a rush of footsteps, and several voices shouted: "Police, police..." Someone shouted: "What kind of monster is this?"

I bulged out a mouthful of blood again, but my heart was a little more stable.However, just as I was about to let go of my heart, I saw the porcelain doll that rolled on the ground when I fell just now. During the fight, it was crushed into pieces by a big hairy foot, and a small puddle of clear oily matter flowed out. Come.Then I heard Dodo's scream!

This time I was really furious, my chest felt tight, my eyes went dark, I heard a few gunshots, and I didn't know anything.

My last sliver of consciousness is: Your sister...

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When I woke up again, I first smelled the smell of disinfectant.

This smell brought me back to my senses, opened my eyes, and found that I was in a very ordinary ward, my eyes were blocked by the edge of the gauze, and I could barely see from the corner of my eye that there seemed to be several beds on the left and right.I tried to stand up, but couldn't move, and found that I was covered with bandages all over my body, with a neck gaiter around my neck, like a mummy.I tried my best to make a little movement, so a passerby-looking, fat nurse came over, touched my eyelids with her hand, and asked, "Huh...are you conscious? Can you speak?"

I said yes, and as soon as I spoke, I felt my throat was on fire, very hot, and I subconsciously said: Water... At this moment, a beautiful figure ran in from the corner of my eye, and my hand was tightly grasped, Then, her long, beautiful, crow-colored hair filled the vision of my eyes, and the woman cried and said, "Brother Lu, brother Lu, you finally woke up, woo woo..."

I couldn't see it, but I knew it was Xiaomei only by hearing the voice.

So I shouted again: "Water..." My voice was very raw, but she heard it clearly, and hurried to a glass of warm water, and drank it for me bit by bit.A few more people came in at the door, including A Gen, and the two old fried dough sticks and perverts in my shop. They greeted me and expressed condolences to my body. No matter how uncomfortable it was, I asked what was going on.

Agen told me that when he received my call that day, he didn't dare to delay for a minute, so he immediately called the police and rushed to the xx hotel at Nancheng Station.When we arrived at the station, we met the police officers who dispatched the police, and hurried to the eleventh floor. As soon as we got to the corridor, we saw me lying on the ground in the corridor. A Taoist priest was fighting with a creature like a chimpanzee. The police officers failed to warn me. , shot and wounded the chimpanzee, but the guy saw that the situation was wrong, wounded two policemen and ran away.

Agen said, fortunately, these police officers had guns, otherwise, that monster would be really hard to deal with.

"Run?" I asked, and he nodded.

At this time, the doctor came over under the leadership of the nurse. After a short examination, he said that my physical fitness was not bad. I broke three ribs, but I recovered well, and I can treat you with peace of mind... I nodded and said how long it would take me to leave the hospital. Let's wait for a month first, and then go home to recuperate when the situation is stable.I didn't dare to ask him if a fat worm had slipped out of me during the operation, so I nodded suddenly and didn't speak, and he didn't say anything, and left after reassuring.

I asked Agen how many days had I been in a coma?what time is it

Agen said that you have been in a coma for four days, and you were like a dead person when you were brought into the hospital. We are planning to give you a funeral. Fortunately, the doctor's medical skills are excellent, and we have to seal a big red envelope for him later.I nodded and said that the bill would be paid from me.I saw that Xiaomei looked tired, so I asked if she hadn't slept for a long time?Xiaomei smiled sweetly, shook her head and said it was okay.A clerk next to him laughed and said that Comrade Xiaomei hadn't slept well in the past three days, so he treated you like a husband.

Xiaomei blushed, turned to spit at him, and stopped him from talking nonsense.

I thanked her very gratefully, she blushed, stood up and said that she would go home and make some soup for me to drink—for someone with a broken bone like me, he should drink stewed keel with lotus root.

We watched Xiaomei go out, and Agen said that Xiaomei is really good, she treats you as well as her future husband, she is caring, you have to take good care of it, I shook my head and didn't speak, Agen was a little anxious, asking if you dislike her His diploma is low, or did he have a boyfriend before?Let me tell you, in this era, there are really not many beautiful and virtuous girls like her!

I didn't speak, I didn't know how to say it—it would be a lie to say that I have no feelings for Xiaomei, such a young and beautiful girl, just looking at the eyeballs is a lot of comfort, and beautiful, She is energetic, kind and hard-working; however, I really don't have that kind of strong feeling for her, but the kind that I cherish very much. If we don't know each other well, we can have sex together, and it's good to be friends with benefits. But the point is that she is also very important to my career (it's just a small business), and I really regard her as a friend. It's hard to deal with the relationship.

I asked where the Taoist priest was?

Seeing that I avoided answering his question, Agen felt a little uncomfortable, and said in a blunt tone that he was also hospitalized, and that kid hurt his hand.

I said can you call him for me, no, I want to meet him alone.

Ah Gen didn't want to move at all, but he thought of my other identity, there must be something urgent, so I stood up and said, I'll call for you.After Ah Gen went out, my two old fried dough stick clerks surrounded me and said that the Taoist priest was a fool, and that he was your friend. We also delivered meals to him during the few days he was hospitalized, and asked the nurse to read his palm every day. A group of girls.By the way, last time I told you about the long-haired boy I met at the massage parlor in Xijiao City, that is him.

I nodded and said I got it, thank you, the store is busy, let's go back and take care of business.

The two of them are the kind of veterans, lazy to do things, and spend more than half of a month's salary on the second child, but they are not bad, smart, hard-working, and they are good at attracting business in the store. I treat them well. , always take care of me, and occasionally borrow money from me, even if the amount is not large, I will not refuse, so they support me very much and think they are my people.

Seeing what I said, they nodded and said okay, go back and report the good news of Brother Lu's recovery to the comrades.

After a while, Xiao Keming came in wearing a hospital gown with one hand dangling. I signaled Agen to stay outside the door, Agen nodded and did not come in.The patients in several beds in the ward are all doing their own things, whether sleeping or playing with their mobile phones, and ignore this side.Xiao Keming moved a bench to sit down, made a bow, and said that Fellow Daoist Lu had finally woken up, and that the poor Daoist had settled his worries.

I first thanked him for his life-saving grace, and then anxiously asked what happened to my porcelain pot——I am most anxious about Dodo’s safety. At that time, the porcelain pot was destroyed, the body oil flowed out, and Dodo was homeless , terrified, and screamed... Others can't see it, this miscellaneous hair path has no magic power, but they do have sharp eyesight, so they must have seen it.

He smiled slightly and said: "Friend Lu, I never thought that you are the descendant of the Southern Border Witch Gu. You not only grow the golden silkworm Gu, but also raise the jade girl soul boy. You are so generous, disrespectful, disrespectful!" I grimaced, Hastily said what happened afterwards?He rolled his eyes and said that Pindao had spent a lot of money these few days, and he was injured again, so he was short of cash...

I said I will reimburse you!

He also said that Pindao is not familiar with the place of life here, and there is no place to stay, and he will not be taken in by the Taoist Association...

I said stay there.

He finally smiled with satisfaction, reached into his bosom, and took out something.