madman and kidnapper

Chapter 12
After entering the house, the woman was sitting on the mat and hugging Guangzong to warm the fire. When the kidnapper opened the door, she didn't lift her head: "Close the door quickly, you will bring in the cold air outside."

Kidnap obeyed, pulled a low stool and sat beside the pot, without saying a word.

The room suddenly became quiet, only the sound of Guangzong beating the small wooden stick in his hand. The woman was not used to it, and finally turned to look at the kidnapper: "Did you tell the village chief?"

"Say it, I almost pissed off the old man."

"Hehe," the woman said contemptuously, "He agreed?"

"No," the kidnapper shook his head, stretched out his hands to warm himself in frustration, "I don't know what happened to the old man today, he can't speak well and don't delay beating people, this is what hit me."

The woman sneered when she heard the words, and snorted coldly: "It's weird if he can give it to you, and you're not ashamed, you really go, the subsistence allowance is given to you, what do you ask other people to do?"

"Well, I was also blinded for a while. I thought about trying it out. I can do it if I can find it. If it doesn't work, let it go. How can I expect him to be so angry." The kidnapper was warm enough, so he stood up and stretched, " What are you going to eat today? I remember there are a few eggs at home, let’s warm them up together.”

I'm going to look for it.

The woman stopped him, "No need, I went out for a walk today, and Aunt Wang gave me some radishes and a bundle of vermicelli, which are just ready to be stewed."

As soon as the kidnapper heard that there were radish stewed vermicelli to eat, the haze in his heart immediately dissipated, and he happily took Guangzong from the woman's arms. The woman who was adding water to the pot said, "But didn't you tell me to find a way to get some money? Except for the old man, no one like me can lend it to me."

The woman gave him a deep look: "So, why don't you go directly to the village chief to borrow money, instead of asking him for the subsistence allowance? Go back tomorrow and tell him to borrow one thousand and pay him back in a month. I use this money."

As she said that, the woman glanced at the kidnapper, and waved her hands in disgust: "Go in quickly, you will be shocked when you see it, and you can make trouble like this even if you borrow money."

After speaking, he waved his hand and was about to drive people away.

The kidnapper said "Hmm" and didn't say anything. He felt that women have ideas, and he didn't need to bother so much. If the woman said to borrow it, then go ahead and borrow it.

Besides, the village chief, ever since he was pissed off by the kidnapper that day, he hid the kidnapper as if he were the king of Hades. The next day, he looked at the kidnapper from afar and hid, but the kidnapper didn't seem to care, thinking that you can run like a monk Can you run to the temple? After noon, you blocked the door of the village chief's house. Even if the old man didn't open the door, the kidnapper still squatted at the door and didn't move his nest, like a gatekeeper.
In the end, the village chief couldn't stand it any longer, and dragged the kidnapper into the house, facing the lawsuit all over his forehead, and scolded: "What do you want to do, kid, if you say no, you can't! Don't have such crooked thoughts again!"

The kidnapper coughed twice, and instantly burst into a smile all over his face, with the word "owed to beat" in the creases of his eyes: "Don't ask for the minimum living allowance, how can I ask for the minimum living allowance? That's what they saved my life from." money."

The village chief looked at the kidnapper in amazement, and he couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in the kidnapper's gourd when he heard the kidnapper shamelessly say the same thing as yesterday.

"You kid, don't mess with that useless thing. If you have something to say, say it quickly. Farts must be reasonable farts. If you dare to talk nonsense, I will beat you!"

The village head raised the crutch in his hand and threatened.

"No, it's nothing else," the kidnapper continued with a beating smile, "I just want to borrow some money from your old man, not much, just a thousand! The kind with IOUs and fingerprints, guaranteed after a month Pay it back! Three yuan in interest!"

The village chief already knew in his heart that the kidnapper came here for money today, and he originally wanted to cut some meat and send him away, but he didn't expect that the kidnapper actually wanted to borrow money, or the kind of IOU!
The village chief subconsciously looked at the west window, thinking that the sun should still rise from the east today.

"Three yuan? Chick!" The village head just realized what the kidnapper said, "Where are you sending the beggar? First tell me what you want the money for. If there is a legitimate reason, I will lend it to you without interest."

"I don't know," the kidnapper scratched his head and opened his mouth to make the village head stare. "My daughter-in-law asked me to borrow it. She said she wanted to buy some small things to sell in the city. I don't know exactly what they are doing." .”

The old man stroked his beard, pondered for a moment, then looked up at the kidnapper: "Kidnap, do you think this 'daughter-in-law' is living with you?"

The kidnapper looked at the village chief blankly, and subconsciously responded, "Why not?"

"Oh." The village head shook his head, turned around and went to the back room to get a small stack of money out, and nodded in front of the kidnapper. The total was fifteen thousand. The village chief first gave the kidnapper one thousand, and then gave the rest Five hundred was handed over.

"Give one thousand to your daughter-in-law, and keep five hundred for yourself," the village chief looked at the kidnapper meaningfully, "If the daughter-in-law can earn the money back, she can even pay back the principal with interest. If the daughter-in-law doesn't come back, five hundred Bai keeps the flowers for himself, so there is no need to pay back the money."

After finishing speaking, the village head didn't wait for the kidnapper to react, and threw him out by holding him by the shoulders.

The kidnapper walked a long way in a fog, but still didn't understand what the village chief meant. He just slapped his forehead and suddenly said: "This old man, don't you want interest?"

The kidnapper entered the door and found that the woman was feeding Guangzong egg custard, so he ran to the stove and roasted it for a while, feeling that the cold on his body was gone, then sat next to the woman and looked at the woman and the baby with a silly smile on his face .

"Did you get the money back?" The woman didn't even look at the kidnapper, she just fed Guangzong a spoonful of rice and wiped the corners of his mouth.

Hearing this, the kidnapper took out the money from his pocket and handed it to the woman: "The old man gave you fifteen thousand, you count it."

The kidnapper walked into the back room while talking. The woman looked at the money in her hand.

The woman followed into the room, frowning, and kicked the kidnapper who was still smirking angrily, "Can the money be discounted like this? Are you still expecting to get rich?"

Kidnap was stunned by the kick, with a smirk still on his lips, he stared blankly at the woman stroking the Da Tuan one by one.

"1400."

He heard the woman give the count.

"How many?"

"1400!" The woman repeated impatiently.

"This bastard is bluffing me again, wait until I go back to find him." As he said that, the kidnapper rolled up his sleeves and was about to go back to the village chief's house, but was kicked by the door again by the woman.

"Don't be embarrassing, just stay here honestly, can he get you this 100 yuan, it must have been lost by you, and you will not be afraid that he will beat you to death if you go again. You." Saying that, the woman tied up the money and took it away to hide it.

The kidnapper shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and didn't care where the woman took the money. After muttering something annoyed, he ran to the stove to eat. When he opened the pot, he found that there were two eggs left. The kidnapper was very happy. Sitting on the sidelines, eating ground eggs while warming the fire.The woman hid the money and came out from the back room. Seeing the foolish face of the kidnapper, she sighed and shook her head:
"Useless."

The voice was neither loud nor small, as if he was talking to himself.

But the kidnapper didn't seem to hear it, and still gnawed with relish.

After fifteen, the kidnapper inquired from Li Zhuang, saying that the stores in the city were almost open. When he went back to tell the woman, the woman went into the house and took 200 yuan to the kidnapper, "Remember what I told you to buy? ?”

The kidnapper carefully put the money into the inner pocket sewn by the woman, and thought about it, "The varnish, carving knife, brush, screwdriver, forehead soap, body wash, shampoo, toothbrush, and toothpaste are gone?"

The woman nodded in satisfaction, and repeated the explanation again, "You must buy all the first four items. If you miss one item, don't come back. Do you remember what I told you about the following daily necessities?"

"Find the cheapest one and add ten yuan or the most expensive one and cut it in half." The kidnapper replied awkwardly.

The woman was relieved now, and after thinking about it, she went back to the house and gave another 100 yuan to the kidnapper, "Don't be greedy for cheap, if you dare to buy junk to fool me, don't even think about eating tonight."

With that said, he pushed the kidnapper out of the door with a palm.

The kidnapper arrived at the village, but the bus from the village to the city hadn’t arrived yet. The kidnapper was squatting beside the village monument, thinking about what he wanted to buy, shivering from the cold, when he heard the sound of a horn in the distance, the kidnapper hurriedly stood up and waved. When the car pulled over, he jumped in.

There was already no seat in the car, so the kidnapper searched for a place on the carriage board and sat down. Before he could sit still, he was pushed by the ticket seller.

"Where are you going?" the girl asked angrily.

The kidnapper had already inquired about the price before, handed over the change he had prepared in advance, and said, "Stop in front of the Sunshine Department Store."

Unexpectedly, the lady took the money and stretched out her hand: "Not enough."

The kidnapper immediately became angry when he heard the yin and yang voice: "It's not enough anywhere, I've already found out that it's only 5 yuan, how much do you have to charge?" Then he raised his head and prepared to roll his eyes fiercely, it doesn't matter if he looks up, After seeing the person who took the money clearly, the kidnapper's tongue was immediately taken away by the cat.

I saw this girl in front of me with raised eyebrows, pointed chin, harsh lips, and a face of Kefu, isn't she the Widow Zhao from Wushang Village? A year later, the man died again, and everyone in the village said she was Kefu. Although she and her younger brother chartered the bus line together, and her family was not bad, it was surprising that no one proposed to marry her again. His younger brother is also quite a rascal, and the villagers are especially afraid that if he gets involved, he will not be able to retreat, and this Widow Zhao will not even have any flirts.

Others don't dare to touch it, but it doesn't mean that the kidnapper dare not touch it. Who is the kidnapper? He was a bachelor who slept all over ten miles and eight villages. He had nothing but a broken house, and he was not afraid of others touching him. Those who wear shoes can run the night gate much more smoothly than those who have the heart but not the guts.

It's true that the kidnapper is a naughty one, but it's really interesting to those little widows. He never thought about relying on others. Lameness does not delay things. After sleeping, he pats his buttocks and leaves. This kind of posture even made some little widows want to live with him as a partner, but when they thought about the kidnapper being poor and begging for food in the village, they were afraid that they would have to support such a lazy man in real life, so they gave up their minds and just walked at night Just once.

Who would have thought that once this lazy man married a daughter-in-law, listening to those words would be like changing his bowels, and on weekdays, women would also be punished by the kidnapper, so he would look better than before. Although the kidnapper has been trampled so badly For many years, at least he still has the good looks given by his parents. After this period of nourishment, he looks a little like his father back then. Of course, this has to be when he keeps his mouth shut.In this way, those who lost their men in their families regretted it a little. When they were alone and sleepless at night, they all hated the kidnapper so much that their teeth itch.

This widow Zhao was one of them, looking at the abductee sitting in front of her, although her clothes were in tatters, she was tidier than before. Widow Zhao, who had been lonely for a long time, had itchy teeth and wanted to bite the abductee to death.Kidnap didn't think too much about it, but he was always kind to these widows. This time he saw that it was an old relationship, so he immediately swallowed back the curse words, got up and groped himself all over, and finally found two lumps in his trouser legs. Come on, it's the leftover money from buying pork last night.

"Big sister, that's all that's left, if there's any more, I'll be gone. Please let me sit down." He sat back with a playful smile as he said that, the posture of dog skin plaster disgusted the little daughter-in-law sitting next to her.

Widow Zhao's face blushed inadvertently. She saw that the next parking spot was coming, and she didn't argue with the kidnapper again. She took the money and touched the kidnapper's hand, and turned to greet the person who got into the car. people.

The two of them were stared at by others, and the kidnapper didn't care. The teasing laughter in the carriage hadn't sounded for a while, but was interrupted by the younger brother of Widow Zhao: "Did someone die at home? Laughing so happily? "

When those people saw the driver's full face, they immediately suppressed their laughter. Those who should have pretended to be asleep, and those who should have looked out of the window looked out of the window. There was silence for a while.

Kidnapper fell asleep in the carriage in a daze, and his body swayed to and fro with the movement of the car. Kidnapper felt that there was someone standing beside him who kept pushing him with his knees. He thought it was because there were too many people in the carriage, so he didn't care.

"Sunshine Department Store!"

Suddenly, Widow Zhao's clear voice exploded in his ears, and the kidnapper woke up with a jolt. He turned his head and saw that the person standing next to him was Widow Zhao.The kidnapper wiped his face and hurriedly said, "I'm going down, I'm going down, stop!"

There was another laugh in the car, and the driver Xiao Zhao yelled angrily: "What's your name, get off and stand by the door, who won't let you get off."

As he said that, he arrived at the entrance of the department store. The kidnapper smiled without paying attention, touched the cloth pocket and walked down.

Before he got out of the car door, the kidnapper suddenly felt that someone had grabbed his hand, turned his head, and kissed the lips that Widow Zhao approached. The place where they were standing by the door happened to be a blind spot, and the passengers in the car were all I didn't see it, and I guess only the driver Xiao Zhao knew about it.

The kidnapper was used to being shameless, and he smirked for a while, provoking Widow Zhao's hatred again. She pinched the kidnapper hard, and after hearing the lazy man's "ow", she went back to the car and continued walking contentedly.

(End of this chapter)