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Chapter 15 - Could it be that praying for rain during military training is a common custom across the country?

After eating lunch, Aiwen strolled around the campus to digest food as usual.The so-called walk a hundred steps after a meal, live to 99, and take a walk after a meal is indeed a good habit.

Teachers have several kinds of occupational diseases: silicosis pneumoconiosis (inhaling chalk dust), varicose veins (standing in class), frozen shoulder, cervical spondylosis, lumbar disc herniation (sitting for a long time to batch homework), so necessary exercise is the most important for teachers. important.The body is the capital of the revolution. If you want to earn a pension, you must learn to take care of your body.

Since starting work, Aiwen has given up bad habits such as drinking and clubbing, and has replaced them with physical exercises such as mountain climbing, hiking, and Sanda.As a middle-aged person, he has no choice but to soak goji berries in the thermos cup. Ai Wen also worked hard to prevent his mid-life crisis from coming.

In the school sports meeting last year, Aiwen was the best in the men's teachers' competition, pulling down No.400 in the 2-meter race by a full 100 meters-the physical education teacher who taught long-distance running never ran this grandson!

Just when Ivan passed by the grove next to the playground, he saw a few students sneaking around in the grove doing something with sharp eyes.Curious, he quietly approached and took a closer look. He saw four boys kneeling on the ground and chanting words to a small dirt bag.

"God of rain, my disciples are presenting tributes and begging the heavens to rain down and moisten all things! Five emperors and five dragons, descending light and carrying wind. Widely spread moisture and assist Lei Gong. From all over the world, water is the most imperial. The talisman orders you, and Chang Chuan obeys. Dare to have Violators will not be tolerated. The Taishang Laojun is as urgent as the law!" The little boy kneeling at the front kowtowed devoutly, then took out three cigarettes from his pocket and lit them on the small soil bag.

Ai Wen took a closer look, and there was a photo of Xiao Jingteng placed on the small soil bag, and a lot of tribute (snacks) (food) were piled up in front of the lit tribute cigarettes.The other three children followed the leading boy and kowtowed in a dignified manner. The smoke from the lit cigarette was lingering, and the fairy air was indistinct, almost turning the small forest into a shoe teaching scene.

What's going through the minds of kids these days?Do you really think that worshiping Xiao Jingteng can make it rain?Is this feudal superstition?Although it will rain whenever Brother Teng goes to a concert, but you can't worship him as a god of rain!How can you embarrass Brother Teng?

And where did the set of prayers for rain come from?It's so catchy!The extensive and profound Chinese culture is not for you to pray for rain!The child is a smart child, but the cleverness is quite wrong!
Aiwen continued to squat, he wanted to see which class the child was from - according to his understanding of the students in Class [-], there shouldn't be anyone who is so boring doing such a thing, right?
It's not that he has many things to do, but lighting a cigarette in the woods is indeed a safety hazard.As a member of the school, he has the responsibility and obligation to correct the wrong behavior of the students.

After the four children kowtowed, they carefully put away the photos, and then sat on the ground and shared the tribute (zero) products (food) with Ai Wenjue.Just after praying for rain, I ate the tribute!Even if Brother Teng is alive, he won't take care of your crap!
The four children wiped out the snacks one by one, patted their buttocks and extinguished the cigarette butts--Ivan nodded, at least their awareness of fire prevention was still in place.

Now that he could see the student's face clearly, Ai Wen's face changed suddenly - the slap in the face came so fast like a tornado, these four goddamn guys are really part of the seventh class.Ai Wen's face was almost dripping water, what kind of stuff did he teach?
Count their guilt--
The first crime: begging for rain in military training, bad training attitude!

The second crime: propagating feudal superstition, worshiping the god of shoes!
The third crime: Bringing smoke and fire into the school, and lighting a fire in the woods!
Just picking out one of these three crimes is enough for Ai Wen to criticize for a long time.But what about these goods?Counting crimes and committing crimes!Heinous!

"Hello, what are you guys doing?" Ivan asked with his arms crossed.

The four children shuddered immediately: "The wind is tight! Shout out!"

"Where do you want to go? I recognize you. Do you still need me to call names? Liu Jianwen? Li Guoyao? Yan Jin? Yang Er?" Ai Wen asked casually.

The four students saw that they had been recognized, and it was useless to deny it.So they came to Ivan with low eyebrows and stood ready to face the storm.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Ivan asked.

"It's not a good thing to do." Li Guoyao said vaguely.

Ai Wen then asked: "What's wrong?"

"You shouldn't worship Teng Teng." Yan Jin said as a bachelor.

"You guys are pretty professional--the smoke, the fire, and the photos, you are going to heaven! You are still praying for rain in the grove, why don't you build an altar to worship the gods? Give you what you can !" Ivan reprimanded, pointing at the nibs of these restless guys.

"Teacher, we were wrong." Liu Jianwen's attitude is extremely sincere, and the posture of admitting mistakes is very professional, which can be seen from practice.

Ai Wen hehe: "It looks like a veteran, with rich experience. Correct posture and sincere attitude, Liu Jianwen, think about how to punish you as a teacher?"

"Huh? Still need to be punished?" The four guys asked in unison.

"How fresh! Haven't you heard of a word called rewards and punishments? Saying sorry is useful, why do you need the police? Think about how you should punish yourself so that you can remember today's lesson?" Ai Wen asked.

The four of you looked at me and I looked at you. They held back for a long time, but they couldn't figure out how to punish themselves.

At this time, Li Guoyao raised his hand and said, "Teacher, we can run around!"

Others echoed, "Teacher! We can all run laps!"

"Run laps? OK, how many laps do you think you should run?" Ivan continued to ask.

Liu Jianwen looked at his bulging stomach and swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "Teacher, is five laps enough?"

The playground of the No. 400 Middle School is a standard [-]-meter track and field track, and it takes two kilometers to run five laps.This distance is not too much for first-year junior high school students, but it is not too short. If you really run down, you can learn a profound lesson.

"I think it's okay. How about the three of you?" Aiwen asked the other three guys.

Li Guoyao, Yan Jin and Yang shook their heads separately: "No problem! I can run five laps!"

"Okay, I've already recorded what you said just now--you ran for atonement yourself, not me, Ai, physically punishing students," Ai Wen said quietly.

The four burst into tears—is there still the most basic trust between people?This shit wants to record?Are you a teacher or a lawyer!This sense of self-protection is too stable!
"As your class teacher, I am also responsible for the mistakes you made. After all, I didn't tell you not to play with fire in the woods." Ai Wen criticized himself.

The four people's eyes lit up -- could it be that the teacher's conscience found out that he was not punished for running laps?That's great!Congratulations!Isn't it beautiful to go back to each house?

"So I should run with you, and I will be the last one as the teacher. If any of you run slowly, I can help you speed up. Friendly reminder, as a teacher, I have a second-level athlete certificate," Ai Wen said with a smirk.

In fact, Aiwen's second-level athlete certificate is relatively watery, and the review standards for other athlete certificates are much looser.Because his certificate is a national second-level martial arts athlete certificate.The review standard for this certificate is relatively low - as long as the top six places in the prefecture-level city-level martial arts routine competition can be awarded this certificate.

As mentioned before, Ai Wen practiced martial arts to strengthen his body since he was a child under Lao Ai's suggestion (forced) suggestion (forced), and it was still very easy to win the top six in the prefecture-level city martial arts routine competition.After all, a prefecture-level city has limited masters, and as long as you work hard, you can win awards.

The Four Xiaoqiangs burst into tears when they heard that Ai Wen had a second-level athlete certificate. With such a fairy running behind, they had no chance to be lazy!
too difficult!
It's really hard to be a student in Class [-]!
A few years later, when Si Xiaoqiang became famous, he still couldn't forget his junior high school head teacher, a rich man named Ai. It was he who kicked them back to the right path with his powerful long legs!

(End of this chapter)