Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 81 Dog Food
The staff standing there watching all the time saw Yu Baibai and Jiang Jun hugging tightly, and felt a dull pain in his chest.

It is unacceptable for a normal person to embrace a middle-aged greasy uncle with such an alluring beauty.

The staff member felt that he had received [-] points of real damage from the crit on his chest.

"Hey, hey!" the staff member said impatiently.

Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai looked at it suspiciously.

"Can you two stop hugging here?" The staff member pointed to the next customer who was ready, and said, "Didn't you see there was someone up there?"

Jiang Jun blushed, and only then realized that he had been holding Yu Baibai all along, so he hurriedly let go of Yubaiba.

"Hold, I'm sorry." Jiang Jun said embarrassingly.

Unexpectedly, Yu Baibai didn't intend to let go, and hung Jiang Jun's jade arm tightly on Jiang Jun's body.

"Fish." Jiang Jun blushed and scolded angrily, "Let go, people will call you if you don't see it."

"He said it was because he couldn't stand it." Yu glanced and saw through the staff's tricks.

The staff member couldn't help turning green when he heard the sound.

"No, can you two hurry up?" He said.

"Sorry to trouble you." Jiang Jun scratched his head, awkwardly carrying the fish out.

The staff member looked at the backs of Jiang Jun and Yu Baizhuo as they left. The hotter Yu Baibiao was, the more he disliked Jiang Jun.

The most irritating thing was Yu Baibai, who hugged Jiang Jun's neck and sneered at the staff member.

It was this smile that completely broke the weak heart of the staff member, and made him feel bad all over.

Why?
Why can this uncle hug such a young and beautiful woman.

Jiang Jun walked out of the swimming pool, patted Yubai's back angrily, and said, "Come down."

Only then did Yu Baibai let go of Jiang Jun's neck, she shrugged her shoulders with a harmless expression.

Jiang Jun blushed and accused, "What are you doing?"

"What's wrong with me?" Yu asked suspiciously.

"Why did you keep hugging my neck just now?" Jiang Jun asked.

"You picked me up. I don't hug your neck. Whose neck should I hug? His neck?" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun: "..."

Yu Baibai saw that Jiang Jun was speechless, so he put his hands behind his back and walked forward playfully kicking his toes.

Jiang Jun looked at the route and said, "Hey, where are you going?"

Yu shook his head and said without looking back, "Line up."

"Ah?" Jiang Jun tilted his body and said, "Are you still playing?"

"It's still early, let's play again." Yu waved.

Jiang Jun looked at the long queue and said, "Farewell, how long will it take, why don't we have dinner."

"Soon." Yu said calmly, "You go over there and meet me, the last one, and then we will eat."

With that said, Yu Baibai had already walked to the waiting area over there.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun sighed leisurely, and could only turn around and walk back to the swimming pool at the exit of the slide to wait.

He looked at the long line at Yubaiba's side. Based on the speed of the team's progress, he roughly estimated the time. It would take at least half an hour for Yubaibai's turn.

He looked at the time again, half an hour later, it might be past one o'clock, and he didn't know if Jiang Mi was hungry or not.

He sighed, and while he was sighing, he inadvertently noticed that Yu Baibai, who was at the back of the team, had suddenly disappeared.

Ok?
Where is the fish swaying people?
Jiang Jun searched around, and finally found her at the front of the line.

When it was time, Yu waved his hands behind his back, and happily said something to a young man, talking and laughing, with a playful and cute appearance.

The young man just said a few words to Yu Baibai, because of Yu Baibai's shocking beauty, he actually blushed shyly.

He staggered a position and gave up the front position to Yu Baibai.

Yu Baibai seemed to say some words of thanks, and then jumped in front of the young man.

The corner of Jiang Jun's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but feel that Yu Baibai was despicable for using her beauty to deceive others.

However, what Jiang Jun cared about was what Yu Baibai said to the young man before he agreed to give up the front seat to Yu Baibai.

Jiang Jun was thinking, it can't be some dirty deal, right?
In his thoughts, it was the turn of the fish. Seeing this, Jiang Jun walked into the swimming pool without having time to think about it.

Seeing Jiang Jun abducted back again, the staff member couldn't help being taken aback.

"What are you doing?" he said.

"Sorry." Jiang Jun scratched his head honestly, and said, "I have to pick her up."

"What?" He looked up in disbelief, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you so fast... huh?"

When he saw that Yu Baibai was ready, he was obviously taken aback. What he didn't understand was, what exactly were these two people doing? How could it be their turn to go back as soon as they left?

He looked at the line over there again in disbelief, such a long line, it's their turn so soon?

At the same time, Yu Baibai on the top started to shout again: "Uncle, I'm going down!"

"Okay." Jiang Jun responded.

After that, Jiang Jun looked at the staff member with embarrassment, the meaning became obvious.

The staff had no choice but to give up the position to Jiang Jun.

After Yubai was ready, he glanced down again and shouted, "Uncle, follow me."

"Okay." Jiang Jun responded.

Originally, Jiang Jun wanted to remind Yu Baibai not to put his head down, that would be very unsafe, but when he saw that Yu Baibai was indeed coming down with his feet, he breathed a sigh of relief and didn't say anything.

Yu Baibai's figure disappeared, and her body stepped on the waves and rushed down. From the pipe, there was still the familiar voice: Uncle!
The sound of the orchid in the empty valley echoed in the pipe, and the sound was effectively multiplied so that people around could hear it clearly.

Can't help, Jiang Jun attracted envious eyes from around.

Jiang Jun smiled wryly, trying his best to pretend nothing had happened.

As the sound of Yu Baibai got closer, Jiang Jun knew that Yubaiba was about to come down, so he spread his arms, ready to catch Yubaiba.

Finally, sprays of water erupted from the mouth of the pipe, and the fish flew out of the sprays.

Jiang Jun was horrified, his pupils dilated in disbelief...

why?
Why is it still head first?
and also!

Others are directly into the water, how can you fly so high?

What the hell is going on here?
In the air, Yubaidu spread his arms towards Jiang Jun and echoed...

Uncle——

Before he had time to think about it, Jiang Jun jumped up and took the fish's swinging body into his arms in the air. The two fell into the swimming pool, and the water splashed everywhere again.

When the water fell, Jiang Jun came out of the water with the fish pendulum.

"Hahahahaha..." Yubai hugged Jiang Jun's neck and laughed heartily.

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines. What he didn't understand until now was that, even though the fish was swinging down with its feet down, why did she come out head first when it slid down?

The staff over there had seen the same scene for the second time in a short period of time. The two consecutive critical blows finally made him unable to straighten his back. He turned his head and couldn't bear to look directly at this heart-wrenching scene.

However, the picture was too beautiful, it was deeply engraved in his mind, and he couldn't get it off for a long time.

Forcing dog food is really uncomfortable.

He slapped himself on the face, hoping in his heart that these two people would leave quickly.

Yu smirked enough, and said: "Uncle, let's go, Xiaomi will be hungry in a while."

"En." Jiang Jun responded.

(End of this chapter)