Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 67 Go Swimming!
Jiang Jun didn't know how long it had been, but just when his consciousness was about to blur, Yu Peng patted his veined arm.

"Uncle?"

"Ah?" Jiang Jun regained his senses.

"It's the stop." Yu waved.

Hearing the sound, Jiang Jun quickly adjusted his thoughts, let out a long sigh of relief, and replied, "Oh."

When getting out of the car, Yubai glanced at Jiang Jun with malicious intent: "Is it so false?"

"Huh?" Jiang Jun was stunned for a second, and then he realized: "What the hell! Who? Who's wrong?"

Yu sneered and said nothing, and pulled Jiangmi's men out of the car.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun lost his temper immediately, any topic can have no result, this topic must have a result, what is so empty?

He chased after him and asked, "Wait for me, what do you mean by being so vain?"

Yu Baibai didn't speak, but glanced at the fine sweat on Jiang Jun's forehead, and handed him a tissue.

Jiang Jun took the tissue and suddenly realized.

"I told you not to take the bus. There are so many people in the bus, it's so hot." Jiang Jun flicked the wind with his hand to cool his old face, and added: "It's so hot."

Even though he said so, these words really made Jiang Jun take it to heart. He thought to himself, it seems that his physical strength in college was not so bad, right?
It seems that after all these years of marriage, her physique has really been ruined.No, you must strengthen your exercise starting tomorrow.

In order to take care of Jiang Jun's face, Yubai kept talking to the point and didn't go deep into it.

Besides, she felt that Jiang Jun's strength and stamina were exaggerated. It took 15 minutes before and after the bus. During these 15 minutes, Jiang Jun didn't move at all.

It is really not easy to put such physical strength on a married man with problems in "that aspect". Taking a step back, even a strong young man may not have such physical strength.

The reason why Jiang Jun was deliberately stimulated like this was nothing more than that Yu Baibai wanted to deliberately tease Jiang Jun. She liked Jiang Jun's honest and insufficient IQ in front of her.

……

Back home, while eating, Yu waved his hand and wiped the rice grains off Jiangmi's face with a smile.

"Xiaomi, shall we go swimming tomorrow?"

Jiangmi was taken aback when he heard the sound, raised his face, and looked at Yu Baibai suspiciously: "Didn't you say you were going to the playground?"

"On such a hot day, we can't play a full day. If we go to play in the water, we can play all day."

When Jiang Mi heard the words "play all day", her bright eyes suddenly burst into brilliant light, and she responded loudly: "Okay!"

However, she came down again in frustration, said with a bitter face, "But...Xiaomi can't swim."

"It's okay!" Yu Baibai said angrily, "Elder sister won't either!"

Jiangmi looked at Yu Baibai incomprehensibly, and asked, "Sister Baibaiyu can't swim?"

"Of course!" Yuba said confidently, as if it was a good thing.

"Then...we don't know how to water, what should we do?" Jiang Mi asked.

At this time, Yu Baibai cast his eyes on Jiang Jun's face who had been eating sullenly over there. Jiang Jun was shocked by this look, but whenever he looked at Jiang Jun at this time, Jiang Jun knew that there must be nothing good.

Anyway, it's impossible for this fish to let itself be idle, and it feels weird to say it, as if it was being teased, but it's not sure.

Jiang Jun was a little flustered, and said: "Look, look at what I am doing! You two study your two."

Yu put down his chopsticks and asked, "Uncle, can you know how to water?"

"Me?" Jiang Jun lowered his head and continued to eat, "No."

Yu is very shrewd. When Jiang Jun speaks, he bows his head and dare not look directly into his eyes, so he knows that Jiang Jun is lying.

"Well, good." Yu Baibai didn't say anything, and turned to Jiangmi and said, "Tomorrow, we'll go swimming, and then we'll find a coach. We're so smart, we'll definitely be able to do it once we learn."

Jiang Jun smiled disdainfully, did not speak, and continued to eat.

……

……

The next day, the sky was just getting brighter.

Jiang Jun opened his mouth wide and fell asleep, his sleeping position was very ugly, one thigh was thrown on the back of the sofa, and the other was lazily wandering between the sofa and the floor.

While sleeping, he scratched his chest with his hands, as if it was itching.

Yubai held Jiangmi's hand, and the two tiptoed closer to Jiang Jun.

Seeing Jiang Jun's sleeping appearance, the two covered their mouths and giggled.

Fish swings out a feather from behind, looking at the fluff on the tip of the feather, the two of them laughed maliciously again.

Yu wiggled the feather, pursed his lips, and carefully handed it to Jiang Jun's nostrils, using the softest fluff of the feather to pluck the nostril hairs in Jiang Jun's nostrils.

Jiang Jun frowned, pouted his nose, and let out a "squeak" before the itchiness dissipated.

After some adjustments, Jiang Jun fell asleep again.

In the eyes of Yu Baibai and Jiangmi, this scene was extremely funny. They covered their mouths and laughed again. After laughing enough, Yu Baibai passed the feather in his hand again. It's the base of Jiang Jun's neck, where the nerves are most sensitive.

shhh-

Feather flicked there playfully.

Jiang Jun frowned again, but at this moment he was very sleepy and didn't want to wake up at all, so he fell asleep with the itching.

The feather was still jumping mischievously at the base of his neck. Finally, Jiang Jun couldn't bear it anymore, and slapped it...

Snapped--

Like swatting a fly.

Although Jiang Jun's hand speed is very fast, but the elf's weird fish pendulum has long been on guard, and when his white hand is lifted, the feathers and Jiang Jun's slapped hand will cross each other.

Even so, Jiang Jun has no intention of waking up.

Seeing this, Yu pouted, pursed her red lips, and was about to be ruthless.

She greeted Jiangmi and motioned for Jiangmi to come with her, Jiangmi understood and followed.

They came to the end of the sofa, which was where Jiang Jun's feet were. When Jiang Mi saw it, he immediately understood Yu Baibai's intentions, and immediately showed a grin.

At this time, Yu Baibai took out his feathers and began to draw circles on the soles of Jiang Jun's feet, with one circle on the left and another circle on the left.

There were only two circles, but Jiang Jun's feet responded. He rubbed his toes, and then rubbed the soles of his feet with the back of his feet, but he still didn't get rid of the itching.

Jiang Jun was sleeping soundly, and now he was a little refreshed by the sudden itching, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, he was so angry.

boom -

Jiang Jun stood up directly from the sofa, imposing like a rainbow.

Yu Baibai and Jiang Mi didn't understand what was going on, and Jiang Jun in front of him bounced off the sofa for no reason, and then he stood up! ?
At this time, Yu Baibai and Jiang Mi were stunned, looking at Jiang Jun in disbelief, unable to figure out how he did it.

As for Jiang Jun, his heart was already blown up. After he bounced up, he saw the fish in front of him waving his hands and holding the feather and looking at him in astonishment. No matter how angry he was, half of his anger dissipated.

After seeing Yu swaying Jiang Mi beside him, the anger in his heart completely disappeared.

"What are you two doing? You two!" Jiang Jun shouted angrily, "It's so early in the morning, why don't you let me sleep?"

Yubai giggled and said, "Uncle, it's already five o'clock."

(End of this chapter)