Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 61 Shopping is so good!
"It's nothing." Jiang Jun suppressed a smile, but still couldn't help it, and smiled again.

Yu Baibai was full of curiosity, and gave a suspicious "ah", and then pulled Jiang Jun back.

"Say!"

"What are you laughing at?"

Jiang Jun pursed his lips, glanced at Du Kun behind him, and smiled again.

Yu waved it around and felt anxious, she knew that Jiang Jun must have thought of something interesting, otherwise she couldn't laugh so happily, so she became even more anxious, and she also wanted to have fun with Jiang Jun.

Yubai pulled Jiang Jun, and said anxiously: "Hey, tell me quickly!"

Jiang Jun thought for a while, leaned over to her ear, and then covered it with one hand, fearing that the voice would come out.

"Look at Du Kun." Jiang Jun said.

Yubai glanced at Du Kun.

"See him grinding his teeth there?" Jiang Jun asked.

Yu smiled and said, "Ah, what's wrong, this isn't funny either."

"Hahaha..." Jiang Jun couldn't help laughing and said: "Let me tell you, my grandpa is over 90 years old this year, he grinds his teeth when he sleeps, he is not as good-looking as my grandpa, hahahaha..."

Fish swings: "..."

Jiang Jun laughed loudly, but there was no smile on Yu Baizhua's face. She had never seen Jiang Jun's grandfather, nor had he seen Jiang Jun's grandfather grind his teeth while sleeping. Just by Jiang Jun's words, Yu Baibai couldn't make up the funny picture at all.

Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun with a look of caring for the mentally retarded.

Jiang Jun smiled, and suddenly felt that his laughter seemed meaningless, and he couldn't move anymore when he smiled.

"No, isn't it funny?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

Yu Baibai sighed, took Jiang Jun's hand, and said, "Let's go shopping."

"Huh?" Jiang Jun followed Yu Baubu's strength, and asked incomprehensibly, "Isn't it really funny?"

"You'd better pick out the clothes." Yu waved.

Jiang Jun couldn't laugh when he saw Yu Baibai, and he couldn't force it, so he answered in disappointment: "Oh."

suddenly!

Jiang Jun was shocked!

Old Jiang Jun blushed, and said, "Oh no, you really asked me to choose for you?"

"Nonsense!" Yu Baibai glared at Jiang Jun angrily, then continued to choose styles: "What color do you like?"

Jiang Jun said: "Black...ah no! I..."

Because it was a subconscious behavior, after Jiang Jun said it, he realized that it was not a problem, but it was too late when he wanted to change his words.

Han Xue who was standing aside heard the sound, closed her eyes angrily, and tried her best to calm the anger in her heart.

As for Du Kun, don't mention how uncomfortable it is. My fiancée asks other people what color men's underwear like. This is more uncomfortable than killing him. The most annoying thing is that I can't get angry yet. Han Xue knew the fact that Yu Baibai was her fiancee.

Du Kun suddenly felt that the shopping bag in his hand was tens of catties heavier.

Yu Baibai jumped out of one, put it in front of him, and showed it to Jiang Jun cutely: "Do you like this one?"

Swah——

Jiang Jun blushed directly to the neck, and he glanced at the shopping guide vigilantly, and found that the shopping guide was looking at him with a professional smile, but no matter how he looked at it, he felt that the smile seemed to have content.

Han Xue rolled her eyes angrily, but she didn't come up in a breath, she turned her head, and she really couldn't stand it anymore.

Seeing that Jiang Jun didn't speak, Yubai made a regretful expression and said, "Oh, so you don't like this style."

Then, she went on to choose other styles.

Jiang Jun quietly pulled Yubaiba, and said in a low voice, "Yubabai, just choose one."

After saying this, Yu Baibai made a surprised expression. She covered her mouth and looked at Jiang Jun in disbelief.

"No way...Uncle, you actually..."

Jiang Jun: "..."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines. Although he didn't say anything, he thought in his heart, what happened to me?What happened to me?
At this time, Yu Baibai pointed to the style worn by the model over there. It was a set, and the style was extremely novel, but because it was too novel, it made people look not very serious.

"Uncle, you actually let me wear that kind of clothes?"

As soon as the words fell, the audience was in an uproar.

Jiang Jun: "..."

Shopping guide: "..."

Han Xue: "..."

Han Xue's breathing was stagnant, her brain was a little lack of oxygen, her feet had no roots, and she couldn't stand up.

She never thought that just a few days after divorced Jiang Jun, this Jiang Jun would be so good at playing, that he...

Du Kun: "..."

Du Kun felt that the shopping bag in his hand suddenly became a few thousand catties heavier, and his whole body collapsed, and his back could no longer straighten up.

He never expected that Yu Baibai would still be with Jiang Jun in private...

The shopping guide was the first to react. After all, in this industry, she has to adapt to the various needs of customers, and it is dereliction of duty to show such strange emotions.

The shopping guide smiled politely: "Sir, your eyes are really nice. This is the latest model of our store this year."

Jiang Jun also regained his composure, his old face darkened immediately, he wanted to cry but said without tears: "No, I'm just looking good with this thing? I didn't..."

Before the words fell, Yu Baibai hurriedly said: "Okay, my uncle likes this one, so you can pretend it!"

Jiang Jun was about to cry, he looked at the fish and said, "When will I like this..."

Before he finished speaking again, Yu Baibai directly put the lollipop in Jiang Jun's mouth into Jiang Jun's mouth.

"Are you happy?" Yubai said joyfully, "You're so sweet!"

Jiang Jun said angrily: "Can you stop letting me eat candy? How much do I eat right now?"

As he said that, Jiang Jun felt something was wrong, the key at this time was not sugar, but his own innocence.

"no!"

"What am I happy about?" Jiang Jun emphasized.

Yu Baibai ignored Jiang Jun, turned to the waiter and said, "Okay, go and pretend."

As soon as the waiter walked away, Yu Baibai turned around and squeezed out a voice that only Jiang Jun could hear: "Uncle, hold on for a while, didn't you see that Han Xue's face turned green?"

Jiang Jun was about to cry out of anger, with a bitter old face, full of grievances.

Han Xue's face turned green?

My face is almost purple, okay?

Not long after, the shopping guide came out with shopping bags.

Jiang Jun paid the bill with a dark face. When paying the bill, the waiter said in a puzzled manner: "Sir, you have a good eye. It seems that you and your wife are also very affectionate."

When the waiter said this, Jiang Jun almost scolded her, but because of the fish behind him, Jiang Jun had no choice but to give up.

When she came out, Yu Baibai snatched the shopping bag from Jiang Jun's hand. She held the shopping bag high and sighed: "Hey!"

Afterwards, the mouth of the fish swings out a satisfied tone.

tut tut-

"very nice!"

"New this year!"

"It's also new this year, or my uncle will choose things!"

This is not over yet, she smiled at Du Kun: "Haha, right? Haha!"

Ruoyouuowu, Yubai glanced at the shopping bag in Du Kun's hand. Although he didn't say much, the corner of his mouth evoked a sinister arc, and a sarcasm flashed in his clear eyes.

Du Kun was trembling all over because of the fish's gesture, and the muscles at the corners of his mouth were also twitching. He subconsciously hid the shopping bag in his hand behind his back.

Han Xue bit her lips, she couldn't take it anymore, she said: "Since we have bought everything that should be bought, Du Kun, let's go."

Du Kun didn't want to stay here for a long time, so he hurriedly said, "Yes."

Yubai put his hands behind his back, looked at the backs of the two leaving, and suddenly shouted: "We will go shopping together next year!"

As soon as the words fell, Han Xue's high-heeled shoes tilted, so she didn't fall down; the shopping bag in Du Kun's hand fell to the ground, but luckily he picked it up in embarrassment.

Yubai smiled and sighed, "Shopping, it's great!"

(End of this chapter)