Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 51 Changes in Emotions

Yu sat carelessly on the sofa, fiddled with the remote control in his hand, and kept changing channels.

"Uncle."

"Huh?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

"I'm hungry." Yu said calmly.

"Didn't you just have dinner?" Jiang Jun asked.

"I'm not full." The fish waved.

"Oh." Jiang Jun thought for a while and said, "Alright then, there's still some breakfast left, I'll go and heat it up for you."

"I don't want to eat." The fish waved.

"Aren't you hungry?" Jiang Jun didn't understand what this Yubaibai meant at all.

"Yeah." Yu Baibai let out a sound to get used to it, and then there was no more text, and he didn't know what it meant.

Jiang Jun sighed, and said, "Okay, then tell me what you want to eat, and I'll make it for you."

"I want to eat potato chips." Fish waved.

"What thing?" Jiang Jun looked at Yubaiba in disbelief, and said, "Is that thing really hungry?"

From the beginning to the end, Yubaiba was watching TV, and she said flatly, "I want to eat potato chips."

Jiang Jun was stunned for a second, thought for a while, and smiled sullenly: "I'm afraid you are not hungry at all, you just want to eat potato chips."

After saying this, Yu Baibai finally looked away from the TV, and looked at Jiang Jun with a look of disdain.

"Uncle, I just found out that you are a straight man, right?"

The term "straight man" is a new term. A rigid and dogmatic person like Jiang Jun has never heard of it. He was taken aback when he heard it.

"What is a straight man?"

Yu Baibai didn't bother to explain, and immediately acted like a rascal, saying: "I'm hungry."

"Uh..." Jiang Jun also discovered that there was a generation gap between his thoughts and Yubaidao, and he said, "That... that thing is not very hungry."

"No!" Yubai rolled his eyes angrily, and said, "Just go buy potato chips and be done. Why are you talking so much?"

Although Jiang Jun still had doubts, he thought that a bag of potato chips didn't cost much, so he just bought it for her.

"Then... let's do it."

After all, Jiang Jun went to the door to put on his shoes.

Before leaving, Yu Baibai added from the living room: "By the way, bring some lollipops and chewing gum."

"En." Jiang Jun responded, and then went out.

After leaving the door, Jiang Jun suddenly realized that the things Yu Paibai wanted to buy seemed to have nothing to do with whether he was hungry or not, and the purpose of buying potato chips seemed to be to watch TV.

When we got outside, coupled with the hot summer, Jiang Jun finally realized that Yu Baibai didn't want to go downstairs. The weather was just a trip to the supermarket, and he was already sweating profusely.

After buying potato chips and chewing gum, the waiter looked at Jiang Jun with a funny face when he checked out.

"Morning, Mr. Jiang."

"Mmm, good morning." Jiang Jun replied politely.

"Hey, Mr. Jiang's younger sister lives in your house recently?"

Jiang Jun thought for a while, and felt that the "sister" in her mouth should refer to Yu Baibai.

"Well, yes." Jiang Jun said.

"Wow, that's a beauty." The waiter exclaimed.

"Uh... yes." Jiang Jun could only bite the bullet and respond.

"Hey." After a few words of foreshadowing, the waiter finally got to the point and said, "Does that younger sister who doesn't know Mr. Jiang have a boyfriend now?"

"Ah?" Jiang Jun was stunned again. It seems that Ms. Zhao, the neighbor next door, also mentioned this kind of thing. This fish has only been in his house for a few days, why is it so eye-catching.

Seeing that Jiang Jun reacted a little too aggressively, the waiter said embarrassingly: "Ah, that's not what I wanted to ask. Isn't Mr. Wang in the community also single? He saw your sister and immediately fell in love with her, because Mr. Wang doesn't know you. , so ask me to ask."

"Ah, so that's the case." Jiang Jun thought for a while and said, "Sorry, she has a boyfriend."

"Oh, that's a pity." The waiter smiled.

"En." Jiang Jun replied again, and then left with potato chips and lollipops.

When he went upstairs, he tossed the potato chips to the fish angrily, and said, "Here, it's hot, I have to go downstairs."

Although Jiang Jun complained a little, but he had an evil spirit, and he didn't know why, whenever he heard someone had an idea about Yubai, he always felt uncomfortable, like breaking a five-flavored bottle, his heart was complicated Incomparable.

Yu Baibai was busy watching TV, ignored Jiang Jun, and took the potato chips.

It would be fine if Yubai said a few words, but it would give Jiang Jun a chance to vent, but Jiang Jun was even more annoyed when he saw Yubai's attitude of not saying anything.

Jiang Jun looked at Yu's carefree expression, and he wore this big short sleeve at home, with his whole legs exposed, which seemed like a kind of showing off no matter how he looked at it.

Presumably, she is so eye-catching, and anyone who sees her seems to have a direct relationship with her pursuit.

Otherwise, how could Mr. Wang in the community drag the waiter to inquire about the fish?
Jiang Jun kept a straight face, and said coldly: "Can you be a little more careful about your clothes?"

Fish swayed and ate potato chips, and threw out a disapproving sentence: "Isn't that what I usually wear?"

Jiang Jun pointed to Yu's swaying legs, and said, "Look at your clothes, do you look good?"

Yu waved it around, then suddenly put down the potato chips in his hand, and looked at Jiang Jun with an unbelievable look.

"Uncle, what's the matter with you? Did you get stimulated by going out?"

After finishing speaking, Yu Baibai glared at Jiang Jun angrily, then went on to eat her potato chips.

This remark directly made Jiang Jun lose his temper.

"I...how can I be stimulated..." Jiang Jun cleared his throat, not saying much.

"Hey, that's fine..." Yu said, flicking the back of his hand, "Watch TV. It's still early and the mall is not open. When it opens, take me shopping."

Afterwards, Yu Baibai ignored Jiang Jun's intentions and focused all his energy on the TV.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun sat on the sofa and watched TV with Yu Baibai knowingly. Although his eyes were on the screen, his mind was not on the content of the TV.

He took out his mobile phone, Baidu: What is a straight man?
After watching for a long time, Jiang Jun didn't understand the exact concept of a straight man.

So, Jiang Jun asked Yu Baibai: "What is a straight man?"

As soon as this remark came out, all that was exchanged was for Yu to put on that nice "Puff" smile, and then there was nothing else.

……

Around nine o'clock, Yu Baibai turned off the TV.

She stood up and stretched like a lazy cat.

"Uncle, let's go."

Jiang Jun also got up and said, "Yes."

Another 10 minutes later, Yubai came out after changing her clothes. She turned around in the mirror and said with satisfaction, "Perfect!"

When Jiang Jun saw Yu posing in such a pose, it was hard to imagine how she said 'perfect'.

"Can you change your clothes when you go shopping with me?" Jiang Jun asked.

With a lollipop in his mouth, Yuxiu looked at his clothes in the mirror and said, "What's wrong? There's something wrong with this clothes?"

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and he said: "You said you are a pretty good girl, why do you have to dress up in such a weird way? Wouldn't it be good to wear a white and clean short sleeve?"

Yu Baibai blinked suspiciously at Jiang Jun, and said, "My short sleeves are not dirty either."

Jiang Jun said with a tired face: "I'm talking about color, what are you doing, it's a skull and sequins."

Yu Baibai thought for a while, smiled mysteriously, and said meaningfully: "Uncle, you don't... want me to dress like your ex-wife, do you?"

Hearing this, Jiang Jun blushed and was speechless.

With a lollipop in his mouth, Yu babbled, and said vaguely: "I can't help it, I'm all in this kind of clothes."

Speaking of this, Yu Baibai thought about it again, and asked suspiciously: "Hey, by the way, you didn't care what kind of clothes I wore before, uncle, what's wrong with you today?"

Jiang Jun was taken aback by what Jing Yu said.

Yes, what happened to me today?
Normally, I would talk about it unless it was something I couldn't see, but why did I even care about what clothes he was wearing today?

"Okay, let's go." Jiang Jun also felt that he was very strange today, he didn't want to continue to be strange, and hurriedly accompanied Yubai to go shopping and buy underwear to complete the task.

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(End of this chapter)