Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 5 Hello!My name is Yubaiba!

The sad Jiang Jun was walking on the street like a headless chicken.

No matter how tough he was in Du Kun's office just now, his heart still hurts. He recalled the body fragrance left by Han Xue's passion in the room; shirt……

His heart was tearing with soul pain.

Before he knew it, he went to the bar from yesterday again. He untied his tie and walked in.

This drink lasts for a whole day.

At night, a voice from an empty valley orchid floated into Jiang Jun's bewildered ears.

"Hey!" The girl greeted with her white hands raised.

After all, after drinking for a whole day, Jiang Jun was in a trance. He only felt that someone was talking to him, so he cast his vacillating eyes on it.

Jiang Jun looked at the girl with overlapping shadows in front of him, but couldn't gather these shadows into a complete image for a while.

"Little, Xiaoxue?"

"Hey, I'll go." The girl pinched her nose, flicked the back of her hand, and said, "How much are you drinking?"

Hearing this refreshing voice, Jiang Jun recovered a little bit of sobriety, and the countless shadows in front of him merged together, only then did he realize that she was not Han Xue, but the girl he met yesterday.

Jiang Jun looked at the skirt on her body, and asked tentatively: "The skirt you are wearing..."

The girl sat beside Jiang Jun carelessly, looked at her skirt, and said, "Is it? You look awkward, don't you? I don't think the image of this kind of obedient girl is suitable for me."

"No." Jiang Jun knew she had misunderstood, and said, "I mean, is this skirt yours?"

Wrapped in a lollipop, the girl said confidently, "No, what's wrong?"

Jiang Jun looked at the girl in disbelief, and said, "You didn't get it from my house, did you?"

"Ah." The girl leaned close to Jiang Jun's ear and whispered to him, "Your wife's bust is not small, she actually wears the same cup size as mine."

Jiang Jun said angrily: "No, have you got my consent, you can touch my things!"

The girl didn't think so, puffed out her chest, and said: "However, she is still not worthy compared to me. I am still young and can continue to develop, but she can't."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and suddenly he found that he couldn't communicate with the young man at all, you said something, she said something, the two were not on the same channel at all.

The girl stretched out her hand friendly, and said, "Let's get to know each other formally, my name is Yu Baibai."

Hearing this, Jiang Jun couldn't help laughing amusedly.

Fish swing?
Just saying the surname "Yu" is already rare, and I don't know what my parents think about it.

Seeing that Jiang Jun didn't respond, the girl shook her hands and said, "I'm serious, I'm not kidding, I'm really a fish."

Jiang Jun took a sip of his wine, shook her weak and boneless hand, and said, "Jiang Jun."

Yubai smiled, moved closer to Jiang Jun, and asked curiously: "Uncle, I think you are married?"

Jiang Jun nodded, as an admission.

"Hey?" Yubai changed a more curious posture and asked Jiang Jun: "Uncle, do you have a child?"

Jiang Jun nodded again, but did not respond.

Yu Baibai asked again: "Is it a girl too?"

Jiang Jun took a sip of his wine, and didn't even bother to nod this time.

Yu pondered for a while, rolled his eyes, and asked again: "In the future, when your daughter grows up, do you want her to marry an old man who is seven years older than him?"

Jiang Jun stared, and said impatiently: "No, where did you solve these weird questions."

Originally, he didn't want to answer, but after Jiang Jun thought about it, he felt that this was a more meaningful question, so he said, "This is mainly about the child."

"Heh!" Yu Baibai said with a smile that was not a smile: "Then you are still a good father, my parents want me to marry that old man!"

Jiang Jun was speechless, but after hearing Yubai's question, he understood that her parents were forcing her to marry an old man she didn't like; he also felt that her parents were a little too much, but he still believed that there are no parents in the world Will harm her own children, the reason why her parents did this must be for her own good.

Jiang Jun pondered for a while, and said: "Parents have their own ideas, maybe you don't understand now, but it is for your own good after all."

"Okay!" Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun and asked, "A broken heart cannot comfort another broken heart, tell me about you, why are you hiding here, divorced? Did the wife run away with another man? Or lost her job?"

Hearing this, Jiang Jun was taken aback for a moment, he didn't expect that the girl would casually mention so many possibilities, and he actually took all of them, and then he smiled wryly.

Yu Baibai glanced at the wry smile on Jiang Jun's face and realized that his random guess might really be right.

"Then you are really miserable." Yubai said sympathetically.

At this moment, Yubaiba's cell phone rang...

She glanced at the phone number and hung up immediately!

But within two breaths, the phone rang again...

The fish pendulum is still hanging in seconds!

Jiang Jun said: "It's getting late, your parents may be worried about you."

While speaking, her phone rang again, and Jiang Jun just glanced at the screen of her phone. He didn't know if he had drunk too much or something. He felt that the phone number was very familiar, as if it belonged to Du Kun.

Before Jiang Jun could confirm whether the phone number really belonged to Du Kun, the girl hung up the phone.

Jiang Jun: "Is this the old man you mentioned?"

Yu Baibai: "Yes."

Jiang Jun: "What's your name?"

Yu Baibai: "I don't want to mention him, it's disgusting."

Then, Yu put his cup up and said, "Let's drink."

Jiang Jun touched her glass lightly, and said: "You can drink less, if you drink too much this time, I don't care about you."

"Hey." Yu Baibai said a little impatiently: "I'm also a degenerate from the end of the world, what are you doing with me to deal with these useless things, just drink it!"

bah—

clink!

The fish shook its neck and drank it all in one gulp.

Then, the two began to drink one cup after another.

Two hours passed in a flash, and the more Jiang Jun drank, the more he felt something was wrong.

In a short time, Yu Baibai has already drunk six bottles of wine, and this person is fine. One must know that half a bottle of Yubaiba yesterday was finished.

Then, Jiang Jun suddenly remembered the scene when he clinked glasses with Yu Baibai at the beginning. What he remembered clearly was that he purposely lowered the cup a bit, and Yu Baibai seemed to understand the etiquette on the wine table. lower, this is out of respect for the elders.

Jiang Jun was shocked!

This girl... knows how to drink!

She was pretending to be drunk yesterday!

Two hours later, it was already midnight in the blink of an eye, and Yubaiba had already eaten 15 bottles. She was fine, and she didn't even go to the bathroom. She didn't know where she was drinking the wine. went.

On the contrary, Jiang Jun couldn't bear it any longer, he fell headfirst on the table of the bar counter, unconscious.

Yu Baibai saw that Jiang Jun was drunk, and while drinking, he smiled and said, "Uncle, you can't do this either, as you agreed, I drank too much and you don't care about me, I haven't waited for me to drink, you Get down first."

Yubai clapped his hands, stood up, stretched his waist and said, "Okay, I'll take you home today."

Afterwards, Yu Baibai greeted the waiter at the bar: "Uncle, take a look for me, I'll be back later." At the same time, Yu Baibai took out a tip of 200 yuan from his bag and slapped it on the table.

She hailed a taxi, and she said to the driver: "Master, a friend of mine drank too much and I can't lift him, can you help?"

Before she finished speaking, she quickly added: "I won't let you carry it in vain. If you deliver it to us, I will give you 5000 yuan."

Originally, the taxi driver was going to refuse. The most taboo thing for a taxi driver is to get drunk. Don’t say anything about it.

However, the driver's eyes lit up when he heard that the beautiful woman opened her mouth for a tip of 5000 yuan.

The 5000 yuan is more than half a month's salary for running.

The driver hurriedly responded: "Okay! You have to pay first!"

Yu Pai patted the car and said, "Success! I'll send you a WeChat scan for you, and you can carry someone."

……

After half an hour, with the help of the driver, Jiang Jun was finally carried to the door of the house.

Yubai straightened his waist, crossed his hips, looked at Jiang Jun lying on the ground, and said to the driver beside him, "Okay, master, I'm sorry to trouble you."

After dismissing the driver, Yu Baibai dragged out the house key from Jiang Jun's trouser pocket.

Opening the door of the house, Yu Baibai dragged Jiang Jun in like a corpse.

Closing the door, wiping the sweat off his forehead, raising his eyes, the frightened fish jumped up.

"Hey, I'll go!"

Han Xue sat gracefully on the sofa in the living room, watching the scene in front of her coldly.

"There are people in the room, can you say no, it's in the middle of the night, isn't it scary?" Yu asked, stroking his frightened chest.

Han Xue had been in the living room five hours ago, and she came back this time mainly to argue with Jiang Jun about beating Du Kun, and secondly, to take away her own clothes, so she planned to never go home again.

But when she entered the room, she found that there were other women's clothes in the bedroom, and not only that, but one of her skirts was missing.

Five hours later, she found a beautiful woman of about 24 years old carrying her ex-husband in. The most hateful thing was that this woman was still wearing her own skirt.

Just when Han Xue was about to lose her temper, Han Xue suddenly felt that the stunning beauty in front of her looked familiar, but she couldn't remember where she had seen her.

After brewing for a while, Han Xue was startled!
She stood up abruptly, bowed respectfully, and said, "Boss Yu, hello."

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