Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 19
"Uh..." Jiang Jun said embarrassingly, "Yes, I forgot to bring it."

"Eh?" Ms. Zhao asked suspiciously, "Where's your sister? Isn't she at home?"

"I don't know where I went right now." Jiang Jun said with black lines all over his face.

"Oh, so that's how it is." Ms. Zhao's eyes lit up, and she suggested, "Well, anyway, Mr. Jiang has no place to stay at the moment, so why not go to my house. I think your sister will come back after sitting for a while."

Jiang Jun's kindness was hard to say, "Is this... okay?"

"Hey, what's wrong with this, they are all neighbors, it's fine, as long as Mr. Jiang doesn't dislike it." Ms. Zhao said.

"Hmm..." Jiang Jun saw that Ms. Zhao was talking about this point, and it was a bit unreasonable to refuse politely, and immediately responded: "Well, I will trouble you."

"No trouble, no trouble." Ms. Zhao took out the key and prepared to open the door.

And at this moment, the sound of going up the stairs came from downstairs.

The community Jiang Jun lives in is a high-end community. There are only three floors in this building, and there are only two families on each floor. Each household is a large house of nearly [-] square meters, so it cannot be someone else who can come to the third floor at this moment. , either Ms. Zhao's man, or Yu Baibai.

What's more, it is still possible that the fish has a large surface.

Not long after, Yu Baibai came up, she looked up at Jiang Jun, and was taken aback.

"Big……"

Before he finished speaking, Jiang Jun violently raised his fist to clear his cough, because he heard the 'S' sound in 'Uncle' from Yu Baibai's mouth.

It was this clear cough that woke up Yu Baibai. When she saw Zhao Shu and the woman next to Jiang Jun, she knew that this must be the neighbor Jiang Jun was talking about.

Then, Yu turned his voice stiffly: "Brother...Brother?"

Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, and nodded in satisfaction. Although the cry of "big brother" was awkward, it was still manageable.

"Brother, why are you standing here?" Yu Baibai asked knowingly.

"Hey, I'm waiting for you!" Jiang Jun said.

"Oh." Yu waved back.

Seeing the fish swaying, Ms. Zhao smiled happily. No matter how you look at it, this girl is too beautiful.

"Hey, Mr. Jiang, the more you look at your sister, the more attractive she is!" Ms. Zhao laughed.

"Thank you." Jiang Jun responded first, then waved to Yu Yu and said, "Yu Bai, come here and get to know each other. This is our neighbor, Ms. Zhao; the young man next to Ms. Zhao is Ms. Zhao." younger brother, Uncle Zhao."

After what Jiang Jun said, Zhao Shu knew that the girl's name was Yu Baibai.

Eh?
Fish swing?
Why is this name so familiar?

It sounded familiar, but he didn't remember where he had heard the name Yubaiba.

Yu Baibai smiled perfunctorily, stepped forward, and said politely, "Hello, Sister Zhao."

As for Zhao Shu next to Ms. Zhao, Yu Baibai didn't catch a cold and didn't even look at it.

Ms. Zhao looked at Yu Baibai with satisfaction, and sighed: "Hey, Yu Baibai is not only a nice name, she is really a beautiful woman."

Smiling, Ms. Zhao thought of Zhao Shu next to her. She poked Zhao Shu angrily, and whispered: "Zhao Shu, what are you doing in such a daze? Take the initiative to say hello to you?"

Zhao Shu was startled, and in a hurry, he wiped the sweat off his palms with his clothes, then waved his hand towards the fish in a friendly way.

"Hello, my name is Zhao Shu." Zhao Shu said.

Yu glanced at Zhao Shu's hand disdainfully, and didn't intend to shake hands with him, as if there was a vague "cut" sound from the corner of his mouth.

Seeing this, Jiang Jun pretended to smile on the surface, and secretly poked Yu Zhuang's waist angrily, and squeezed out a voice between his teeth: "He is shaking hands with you, you show it!"

Yubai rolled his eyes, lazily took Zhao Shu's hand, and said, "You—good!"

This handshake can be said to be quite unenthusiastic, and it can barely be regarded as a fingertip grip. The handshake lasted for no more than a second, and then let go.

However, this already made Zhao Shu happy.

Jiang Jun smiled and said: "Fish, you are about the same age as Zhao Shu, you have to study hard with him. He is a student who graduated from a prestigious university, you know?"

Yu glanced at the corner of his mouth, his expression slightly disdainful, but he still said: "Okay!"

At the same time, Zhao Shu suddenly remembered something, his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands, and said in surprise, "I remembered!"

Zhao Shu lowered his head to recall, then raised his head in amazement, pointed at Yu Baibai, and said, "You are that that Yubaibau, right?"

Jiang Jun: "..."

Ms. Zhao: "..."

Yubai smiled and said, "Isn't that nonsense?"

Zhao Shu blushed and said excitedly: "I know you, you are a graduate student of economics in our school."

Jiang Jun: "..."

Jiang Jun was stunned for a second, then looked at Zhao Shu suspiciously, thinking in his heart, did you make a mistake?She is from your school?Still a graduate student?
Ms. Zhao was also taken aback, and asked, "So you guys have known each other for a long time?"

"No, no, no." Zhao Shu explained: "Sister, you don't know, but she is a celebrity in our school. She hasn't attended a class since the day she entered school. Not to mention passing the exams, she is still the No. 1 major. Don't mind her; I was in the Business School Student Union, so I've heard the name, but never met her."

Zhao Shu also added: "No wonder I heard the name Yu Baibai so familiar, so you are Yu Baibai."

"Cut." Yu smiled disdainfully, without saying anything extra.

After hearing this, Ms. Zhao looked at the fish with a look of surprise, and couldn't help admiring it.

"I didn't expect Yu Baibai to be a graduate student in economics."

Yubai smiled politely, and said, "Sister Zhao is over the top, I'm just a nerd, I can only read my grades, and I don't know anything else."

Ms. Zhao saw that Yubaiba was so humble, she was so satisfied that she was speechless, and then she looked at Jiang Jun with a complaining face, and said: "Mr. Jiang, your sister is a graduate student at such a young age. It is for Zhao Shu and Yu Baibai to learn more."

Ms. Zhao mistakenly thought that Jiang Jun was deliberately matching Zhao Shu and Yu Baibai, but what Jiang Jun didn't know was that Yu Baibai and Zhao Shu were alumni at all, and Yu Baibai was still a graduate student.

Jiang Jun smiled stiffly and scratched the tip of his nose, not knowing what to say.

Afterwards, Ms. Zhao said something about how Yubaibai and Zhao Shu should communicate more when they had the opportunity, and then Ms. Zhao and Zhao Shu went home.

Ms. Zhao and Zhao Shu entered the room, and Jiang Jun and Yu Baibai breathed a sigh of relief almost at the same time. They had to admit that sometimes lying is also a physical job, especially when performing.

"Open the door." Yu waved.

"Open the door?" Jiang Jun said, "If I can open the door, will I wait for you here?"

"Uncle, you didn't bring the key?" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun was wronged, he pondered for a while, and said something lacking in confidence: "You are at home...I...what key do I bring?"

Yu wobbled and smiled, stretched out his hand, flickering his palm, watching the situation quietly, without saying a word.

Jiang Jun was taken aback when he saw this, and said, "What do you mean by that?"

"You won't pay for unlocking the lock?" Yu waved.

Seeing Yu Baibai's upright look, Jiang Jun immediately became angry. He put his hands on his hips and said, "Yu Baibai, let me tell you, we haven't settled our affairs this morning!"

"Yeah." Yu said calmly, "Whether it's a private Internet cafe or a hotel, you can choose one."

"Fish, please open the door quickly, I have to work tomorrow." Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Oh, I have to work tomorrow, so let's go to the hotel." Yu Bai said.

After all, Yubai turned around and walked downstairs.

"You..." Jiang Jun was angry, seeing that Yu Baibai had no intention of turning back, he immediately compromised: "You come back to me!"

Yu wobbled to his feet and said without turning around, "What are you doing?"

"What on earth are you thinking!" Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Hey yo hoo." Yubai put his hands on his chest, and said timidly, "Uncle, you are so fierce, I am so afraid of you!"

When Jiang Jun saw Yu Bai's crude acting skills, he was very angry, but he had nothing to do with her. The only thing to blame was that he didn't bring a key when he went out.

Taking a deep breath, Jiang Jun said as softly as possible: "You open the door, and we can settle things between the two of us this morning."

"You said that!" Yu Baibai pointed at Jiang Jun and said seriously.

"Hmm." Jiang Jun said.

Yu swayed and smiled, ran up, opened the door, and made a gesture of "invite me to the house" for Jiang Jun.

Jiang Jun glared at Yu Baibai, and didn't want to talk to her. He found that as long as he talked to Yu Baibai, he would be so angry that he couldn't do it.

However, seeing that Yubai was always carrying a black convenience bag in his hand, he asked curiously, "What are you carrying?"

"Oh, that's right." Yu Baibai seemed to have just remembered, and she handed the convenience bag in her hand to Jiang Jun, and said, "Uncle, this is the high-quality mutton I bought for you. gone."

"Are you getting older?" Jiang Jun asked suspiciously.

It's nothing to just eat mutton, but Yubai repeatedly emphasized that this is the best meat, and it's old and energetic, so I think it's weird.

"Ah...ha..." Yu scratched his head and said, "I'm talking about sheep, and domestic sheep are very energetic."

Jiang Jun didn't think much about it, he took the fish and waved the mutton in his hand, and went to the kitchen, muttering on the way: "If you want to eat mutton, just say so, and you have to sell me."

After finishing the mutton, Jiang Jun brought up the plate of mutton.

"Hey me, where did you get the mutton, isn't it too smelly?" Jiang Jun wrinkled his nose and said.

"Smell?" Yubai asked in surprise.

"Well, mutton." Jiang Jun nodded.

Yubai laughed, and brought another convenience bag, and said, "Come here, there is goat's milk here, which is even more stinky."

Jiang Jun: "..."

When eating, Yu Baibai was sitting opposite Jiang Jun, she looked at him with anticipation, and she didn't know what to expect.

"Aren't you going to eat?" Jiang Jun asked, seeing that the fish didn't seem to move his chopsticks.

"Hehe, I don't need this thing, I mainly bought it for you." The fish shook his head like a rattle.

"Bought it for me?" Jiang Jun looked confused.

"Hey." Yu Baibai picked up the chopsticks and began to feed Jiang Jun, saying: "Don't ask, uncle, eat it quickly, don't waste it, this thing is good for you."

"Advantages? What are the benefits..." Jiang Jun said.

Before he finished speaking, Yubai put a piece of mutton into Jiang Jun's mouth.

"Come here, drink some goat's milk, don't choke." Yu Baibai passed the goat's milk over again.

After a while, a plate of mutton and fish was left untouched, and Jiang Jun killed half of it by himself.

Jiang Jun really couldn't take it anymore, he said: "I won't eat it, it's too bad."

"Don't!" Yu said anxiously, "I'll buy so much for you, don't waste it, eat more, like this kind of mutton, even if you have money, you can't buy it; whoever has good mutton can't buy it yourself Eat? Can I sell it to you?"

Saying that, Yu Baibai took another piece of mutton and handed it to Jiang Jun's mouth.

Jiang Jun waved his hands and said, "Hey, I'll go, don't feed me, I didn't say I want to eat mutton, you bought so much mutton without authorization from someone."

"Hey, uncle, you're quite a big man, and you're picky about what you eat, come here, come and order..." Yu Baibai directly stuffed the mutton into Jiang Jun's mouth.

Jiang Jun chewed the mutton painfully, and said: "Then you should eat some too, don't just eat it for me."

"Hehe, I won't do it, it's too bad." Yu said with a smile.

Not long after, Jiang Jun ate the entire plate of mutton.

With big bright eyes shining, Yu asked, "Uncle, how are you doing? Do you feel it?"

Jiang Jun slumped on the chair, stroking his bulging belly, and said, "What, do you feel something? What are you talking about?"

Yubai gave a shy smile, and said, "It's just a surge of energy and blood!"

"Surge of Qi and blood?" Jiang Jun frowned, completely confused about what Yu Baibai meant.

"Hey." Yu waved his hands and gestured from bottom to top, and said, "It's the kind of qi and blood surging from bottom to top!"

"From bottom to top?" Jiang Jun was even more confused, his head was full of question marks, and he couldn't understand what this guy was trying to express.

belch--

Jiang Jun hiccupped, and the hiccup was violent, causing Jiang Jun's body to jump.

Jiang Jun frowned, pouted his nose suddenly, and said, "Hey, this hiccup is smelly!"

Yuxiu pinched his nose, frowned as well, and said, "Hey, that's fine, this mutton is worth buying, it's time to work hard."

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