Middle-aged greasy uncle and world-weary girl

Chapter 11 Decent Uncle!Jiang Jun!
As a last resort, Jiang Jun could only be forced away by Yu Baibai.

"Open the door, I'm starving." Yu waved his sore hand.

Jiang Jun sighed, and thought it was getting late, let her go home by herself, if something happened, it would be troublesome, after all, this fish looks pretty good; let’s say it’s for her, to be honest, Jiang Jun Grandpa is sick, he is physically and mentally exhausted, and he really doesn't have the energy.

Forget it, just keep her for another night.

Jiang Jun opened the door and said, "Today is the last..."

Before he finished speaking, Yubai got rid of his shoes and ran in without a trace.

"Uncle, help me bring in my clothes, my phone is almost dead, I need to charge it!" The voice of the fish swinging came from the living room.

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and for some reason, he always felt that he was powerless in the face of this fish; he looked back at the pile of shopping bags behind him, and could only do as he wanted.

Yu Paibai seems to have bought more things than he imagined, and he, an old man, moved those shopping bags twice before he finished moving them.

On the second trip, the neighbor next door came out. The neighbor lived also with a middle-aged couple, and a woman poked her head out of the door.

"It's you, Mr. Jiang," the woman said.

Jiang Jun held the shopping bag in embarrassment, nodded in response: "Love, what's the matter?"

"Oh, it's nothing." The woman smiled and said, "I just heard a sound in the corridor, so I opened the door out of curiosity."

"Sorry." Jiang Jun nodded again, apologizing, "For disturbing your rest."

"Ah, no, no, it's okay. My house has good sound insulation. I just passed by the door and heard it vaguely. By the way..." The woman raised her brows and asked curiously: "I see that there is someone squatting in front of your house today." This little beauty, she said she was looking for you?"

"Uh...um." Jiang Jun made a long sound, and finally could only reluctantly admit it.

"Who is she?" the woman asked curiously.

"Just..." Jiang Jun gestured, and finally made up a reason: "I am a cousin, hehe, yes, cousin, come to see me today."

The woman giggled and said, "Your cousin is so good-looking. I have a younger brother who is about the same age as her. How about you introduce me?"

"Uh... this..." Jiang Jun said awkwardly: "It mainly depends on her thoughts, and I will ask you later."

The woman smiled and said, "Oh, that's great, thank you so much, Mr. Jiang."

"No, it's nothing." Jiang Jun smiled stiffly. He didn't know if it was appropriate for him to make his own way, but he really had no way to deal with it.

When the woman closed the door, Jiang Jun breathed a sigh of relief, shook his head helplessly, and walked towards the house with these shopping bags.

Unexpectedly, Yu Baibai stood at the door unknowingly, looking at Jiang Jun with a contemptuous look.

Fortunately, Jiang Jun found her in time, otherwise he would have bumped into her.

"No, what are you doing in the middle of the night! It's scary!" Jiang Jun shouted guiltily.

After speaking, Jiang Jun walked around Yubaibai and walked into the house.

Yubai followed behind him with malicious intentions, and asked in a strange way: "Uncle, did you introduce someone to me just now?"

"Ah...cough..." Jiang Jun put down his shopping bag and said, "The neighbors are chatting nonsense, do you really take it seriously?"

Yubai didn't speak, but his expression was suspicious, and he obviously felt that Jiang Jun's words were watery.

Taking this opportunity, Jiang Jun quickly changed the subject. He kicked the pile of shopping bags under his feet, put his hands on his hips, and asked, "Your 5000 yuan?"

"Ah." Yubai said confidently, "What's wrong?"

"Can you sell so many clothes for 5000 yuan?" Jiang Jun asked.

"What do you know! They're all cheap and discounted!" Yubai said with a guilty conscience.

Jiang Jun made a point. Looking at these shopping bags, he still felt that something was wrong, but it seemed reasonable to talk about discounts.

Yubai saw that Jiang Jun was still suspicious, so he quickly took out the rice noodles from the shopping bag, and said, "Hey, that's fine, uncle, please warm up the rice noodles quickly, let's eat rice noodles."

When it comes to eating, Jiang Jun is really a little hungry. After all, he has been busy all day and hasn't eaten anything.

He carried the rice noodles and walked towards the kitchen, followed by Yu Babai, his eyes full of eagerness.

"Uncle, hurry up!" Yubai urged.

Jiang Jun raised his brows and said, "Why don't you be hot."

"Hey, no, you're hot, you're hot." Fish smiled flatteringly.

Jiang Jun glared at Yu Baibai angrily, opened the gas tank, and put the rice noodles in it...

Yubai looked at the steaming rice noodles, was taken aback for a moment, and asked, "It's been several hours, why are these rice noodles still warm?"

Jiang Jun smiled disdainfully. After all, she is a problem girl who doesn't understand Chinese traditional culture at all.

Jiang Jun picked up the rice noodles in the pot with his chopsticks, and explained: "This is called Yunnan Crossing the Bridge Rice Noodles. It is said that a scholar reads every day, and his wife has to pass by a bridge to deliver meals to him every day. The wife thinks that her husband reads. It was hard work, so I ordered the chicken and sent it to my husband. I was delayed due to something on the way, but when the meal was delivered to my husband, I found that the chicken in the jar was still hot, but there was a thick layer of butter on it, so I used it Chicken soup to make rice noodles for my husband, because every time I pass by the bridge, it is called bridge rice noodles.”

"Understood?" Jiang Jun said.

Yu nodded sternly, and said in response, "It means that the chicken oil has the effect of heat preservation?"

"Well, that's right." Jiang Jun said with a little complacency.

"Cut." Yu said disdainfully: "Then what are you doing with a lot of talk, just pick the key points and finish it."

Jiang Jun's face was full of black lines, and he scolded: "This is called traditional Chinese culture, do you understand it!"

"Yeah, okay, okay, okay." Yu Baibai winked at Jiang Jun, and said flatteringly, "I know, I know, traditional culture, I understand, I'd better warm up the rice noodles, I'm starving to death!"

What I have to admit is that Yubaiba is really good-looking; Jiang Jun always feels that he is a 32-year-old uncle, and a girl is acting cute in front of him. If he buys it, he will look a little "old and not serious" "Are.

But it's really hard to say anything.

Jiang Jun glared at Yu Baibai coldly, and continued to heat up the rice noodles.

The rice noodles are ready, and Yu Baibai asks to eat rice noodles in front of the TV in the living room.

Jiang Jun forbids it.

"This rice noodle is full of oil, how can you wash the oily idea of ​​the sofa?" Jiang Jun said.

"Hey, I can't. If you don't watch TV while eating, that's called eating?" Yu waved.

"Your family is eating while watching TV?" Jiang Jun felt that this was an absurd thing and did not conform to the rules.

"When your family eats New Year's Eve dinner on New Year's Eve, you watch TV after dinner?" Yu Baibai gave an example.

Jiang Jun was speechless.

……

In the end, Jiang Jun still couldn't hold back the fish.

The two sat on the floor, watching TV and eating rice noodles.

Yubaiba watched the TV series, his mouth was never idle, and he pointed and commented on the characters on the TV...

Jiang Jun, on the other hand, was eating rice noodles with black lines all over his face, feeling suffocated in his heart.

After a while, Jiang Jun raised his head and said: "No, there is an exception for eating on New Year's Eve, which is different from New Year's Eve."

Jiang Jun reacted, after all, all things cannot be generalized.

Yu waved his hand angrily, and said, "Hey, I've already eaten it, what are you doing on the tip of my horn? You're a big man, why are you so hypocritical!"

Jiang Jun was angry, thinking in his heart, it is obviously against the rules to do so, why did I become hypocritical again in the end?
Watching TV dramas while eating is something Jiang Jun has never experienced before. He is the kind of dogmatic and old-fashioned man. However, occasionally he will be substituted by TV dramas, and he will laugh along with interesting plots.

Yu Baibai looked at Jiang Jun with a smug smile, as if Jiang Jun had fallen into her trap.

Jiang Jun put away his smiling face again, and ate in a serious manner. Eating and watching TV is fun, but in the end, he still thinks this is against the rules. He even thinks that it is impolite not to talk while eating.

Therefore, Jiang Jun did not admit that the smile just now came from the heart.

……

After the meal, Jiang Jun said lightly: "Go to the bedroom and sleep, I will drive you home tomorrow morning."

"Then where do you sleep?" Yu asked with a smile.

"You don't care about me." Jiang Jun said angrily.

"Cut." Yu Baibai twitched his lips, and muttered, "Isn't it just eating and watching TV, what kind of childish temper."

Old Jiang Jun blushed, and said angrily, "No, is there something wrong with you every day! Sleeping with you, you know, why do you have so many things to do when you live in my house?"

Yu waved helplessly and opened his hands, turned around and went to take a bath.

When taking a bath, Yu Baibai shouted in the bathroom: "Uncle! Don't you have another room in your house? Why don't you sleep in that one?"

"I can hear it! What are you shouting!" Jiang Jun said.

Yu Baibai turned off the shower head and asked, "Uncle, what did you say just now? I didn't hear it."

"I said!" Jiang Jun said patiently, "I can hear you, don't shout!"

"Oh." Yu Baibai responded briefly, and then said, "You don't have to shout, I can hear you too."

Jiang Jun was so angry that he was completely speechless, sitting on the sofa and rolling his eyes, he always felt that his IQ was lowered by the fish.

Wrapped in a bath towel, Yubai asked while wiping his wet hair, "Uncle, why are you sleeping on the sofa?"

"That's my daughter's room." Jiang Jun said.

Yubai smiled, and said: "No, your daughter's room, what's the matter with you going to sleep?"

"My daughter is not young anymore, even my father should avoid entering her room." Jiang Jun explained.

Yubai smirked, and said, "I told you to say this, as if you were a girl who matured so precociously."

"No!" Jiang Jun stared, and shouted: "You don't hurry to sleep, what are you doing talking about these useless things in the middle of the night?"

Yu Baibai was not angry, he tilted his head and walked into the bedroom.

"Uncle!" Yu Baibai shouted from the bedroom for some unknown reason.

"What are you doing!" Jiang Jun said.

"Help me turn off the light!" Yu waved.

Jiang Jun got up angrily and walked towards the bedroom, saying impatiently: "No, you made up your mind before going to bed!"

Snapped--

Jiang Jun turned off the light.

Facing Jiang Jun's reprimand, Yu Baibai just let out a triumphant "hey", and then cats into the bed and fell asleep.

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