Han Shimou

Cao Cao and He Shuang chatted for half an hour. After Cao Cao left, He Shuang walked out of the house and came to the county government to temporarily act as county magistrate.I don't know what clever trick he used. After saying a few words to the poor scholars who beat the drums and complained, the poor scholars quickly dispersed.

After Cao Cao left He Shuang's house, he rode to Wen Han's estate.

As soon as Cao Cao walked into the hall of the villa, he saw Wen Han biting Xu You's ear like crazy.Xu You screamed in pain, he brought Lei Bo and Chen Lan, two generals under Yuan Shu's command, but Guan Yu and Xu Huang blocked the way, Lei Bo and Chen Lan wanted to rescue Xu You, but they couldn't beat the people in front of them , I had to watch Xu You screaming in pain.

"It's going to be broken, it's going to be broken! Hey! Cao Mengderu is here, so hurry up and help me, my ear is about to be bitten off by this mad dog!"

Xu You burst into tears in pain, saw Cao Cao's figure from a distance, and shouted quickly.Wen Han, who was insane, seemed to be angry when he heard the word "mad dog", and his teeth were sharpened, causing Xu You to jump up in pain, screaming in pain.

"Aiya. Brother Bufan is fierce, so someone Cao dare not get close to him. However, someone Cao heard that Zhou Long said yesterday that Brother Bufan has always wanted to get married, have children, start a family and start a business. So if he bites someone, he hears that the person who was bitten , called his father, and he let go. I don’t know if it will work.”

Cao Cao first pretended to be afraid, and then looked serious thinking.It looks convincing.

"Cao Mengde, don't lie to me. Otherwise, I will swear against you."

Cao Cao and Yuan Shao once went to snatch the bride, and Yuan Shao was almost screwed that time.Cao Cao and Yuan Shao were in their house that night, shouting, "The thief is coming!" Everyone in the house came out. Cao Cao drew his sword and hijacked the bride. They walked back with Yuan Shao, lost their way, and fell into a bush. Yuan Shao couldn't get out. Cao Cao yelled again: "The thief is here!" Yuan Shao was afraid of the pain, and saw that those people were about to chase him, so he ran out in a hurry, and the two were not caught.

After returning, Yuan Shao was so angry that he was about to draw his sword and kill Cao Cao. If he was caught, he would be a joke for the rest of his life.Fortunately, Xu You and Yuan Shu stopped him, and nothing happened.However, since then, Yuan Shao, Yuan Shu, and Xu You have always been wary of Cao Cao, a guy who loves Yin.

"Oh, Mr. Cao is really thinking about you. If you don't believe me, then it's fine. But, I'm afraid you won't be able to have your ears."

Cao Cao was very angry and pointed at Xu You with a hurt look on his face.

At this time, Wen Han also cooperated with his teeth, and Xu You's ears made a crisp sound, and blood was flowing out.Xu You suddenly screamed in pain.He who was usually spoiled and pampered couldn't bear this crime, so he yelled.

"Hey, Father, please let go. My ears are going to break."

Sure enough, after hearing this, Wen Han let go of his mouth, kicked Xu You away, jumped up pretending to be walking like a chicken, and crowed like a chicken.

"Crazy, utterly crazy!"

Xu You got up from the ground, covered his bleeding ears, and saw Cao Cao secretly laughing, his face flushed with anger.

"Lei Bo, Chen Lanru, these two trash, saw that I was bitten by this mad dog, and they didn't come forward to help. After I go back, I will tell Yuan Gonglu about your incompetence!"

In the end, Xu You had no choice but to sprinkle fire on Lei Bo and Chen Lan's heads, flicked his sleeves, and ran out of the manor as if escaping.Lei Bo and Chen Lan hurriedly followed behind.

When the figures of Xu You, Lei Bo, and Chen Lan disappeared completely, Wen Han stopped his madness, turned around and bowed deeply to Cao Cao.

"Oh, Brother Bufan. You are not crazy, why are you so normal now?"

"Master Cao knew that I was pretending to be crazy and stupid, so why bother to make fun of it. What's more, Master Cao has saved my life, so how can I greet him with a crazy attitude?"

"Haha. This Xu Yousheng loves face. Seeing this embarrassment by someone Cao this time, he will definitely exaggerate after returning home, saying that Bufan is insane. The Yuan brothers in Runan have a lot of trust in him. , I will believe it. Congratulations, Bufan, this trick of pretending to be crazy and stupid has succeeded."

"Lord Cao, don't joke anymore. If it wasn't for the Runan Yuan brothers who hated me to the bone, in order to avoid the limelight and divert their attention, I would not use this trick."

Wen Han smiled wryly, looking at Cao Cao with a wicked smile on his face.The two were clear in their hearts, Cao Cao knew that Wen Han was acting stupid, and Wen Han knew that he could not deceive Cao Cao.So it's better to let Guangming grow up and talk about it.

This is the best way for smart people to get along with smart people.If it is contrived again, it will appear false and look down on the other party.

"Okay, okay. Mr. Cao let Bufan go. He came here this time to say goodbye to Brother Bufan. Mr. Cao's mission to Xie County has been completed, so it's time to go back to Luoyang. I only regret that there is not much time and I can't be with you." Brother Bufan chatted happily over wine."

"Mr. Cao, when will you go back? Although it is inconvenient for me to appear in front of the world now, it is still possible to take a seat for Mr. Cao before Mr. Cao leaves. Mr. Cao has a great kindness to me and saved my life." , and save He Shuangzhu's life. He Shuangzhu is more kind than me, and his life is like mine. Master Cao saved two of my lives. Master Cao, this kindness is as deep as the sea, although I can't repay it now , but in the future I will do my best to repay the favor of these two lives."

Wen Han straightened his face and said solemnly.When he wakes up, gather his thoughts.Thinking of Cao Cao's rescue at that time, someone must have notified him.The person who notified him was probably He Shuang.It is inevitable that Yang Hong and the Yuan brothers in Narunan will not find out about this notification.He was worried about his life in his heart.

Wen Han got out of bed, he didn't have time to think of a solution, he just wanted to go to rescue him.At this time, Guan Yu and Xu Huang just came to visit the room and told Wen Han what had happened in the past few days.When Wen Han heard that He Shuang was fine, Yang Hong even gave up the position of county magistrate to He Shuang, and immediately guessed that someone with great ability was behind his back to help.

Wen Han hardly thought about it, and guessed that this capable man was Cao Cao.

"Haha. If Bufan feels that he has been greatly favored by Mr. Cao, he feels uncomfortable, and is eager to repay it. Why don't you give Yun Chang to Mr. Cao, and Mr. Cao will definitely treat him as his own brother, just like Brother Xiahou."

Cao Cao suddenly laughed, and cast his eyes on Guan Yu, with no concealment of admiration in his eyes.

"Brother Yunchang is my family. There is no such thing as letting the family out. Besides, I have already made an agreement with Brother Yunchang. If Brother Yunchang has something in mind, I will never obstruct it."

Wen Han also looked at Guan Yu with clear eyes.After experiencing life and death several times, he believed that Guan Yu would not leave him at this time.

Sure enough, Guan Yu bowed to Cao Cao and said lightly.

"Cao Yilang, you have saved our lives. We will definitely repay you in the future. 20 years in Hedong, 20 years in Hexi.

Maybe, one day we will also help Cao Yilang.As for following, don't mention it again.Brother Bufan treats me like a family member, if I abandon my family and follow Cao Yilang.How is this different from animals? "

"Haha, what a 20-year-old Hedong, 20-year-old Hexi. What a Guan Yunchang, someone Cao is waiting for the day when you save him."

Cao Cao and Guan Yu looked at each other, and Guan Yu's eyes were firm, as if that day would surely come.

Suddenly, Cao Cao spoke again.

"Bufan, Guan Yunchang alone is better than thousands of troops. It's a pity, it's a pity! Why didn't someone Cao come to Xie County earlier to get to know Yun Chang. It's a pity..."

Cao Cao said it was a pity for several consecutive words, and sighed deeply.Then he turned to Wen Han: "Mr. Cao is leaving Jie County tomorrow, and he came here today to get drunk. There are hundreds of altars of fine wine in Bufan's manor, otherwise Mr. Cao will not be able to get drunk today, so he will just stay here .”

"Even if I want to evacuate the entire winery in Jie County today, I will definitely not let Mr. Cao get half drunk."

"Mr. Cao treats you like this, but you are extraordinary but ignorant. This Master Cao will punish you with three cups!"

Cao Cao pretended to be angry, pointed at Wen Han and said, Wen Han quickly pleaded guilty, changed his name, and called Cao Cao Meng De brother.Wenhan also asked people to kill cattle and sheep, cook food and prepare wine.Wen Han chatted with Cao Cao for a while, and Cao Cao asked Wen Han if he had made any masterpieces recently. Guan Yu heard it and sang the song "Will Enter the Wine" to Cao Cao.

After Cao Cao heard this, he was intoxicated before drinking a drop of wine.Tear off the sleeves, let someone take a brush, write this poem down, and read it several times.On top of that, an avid poetry lover.

After that, after an hour, all the food and drinks were served.Wen Han asked Zhou Long and Pei Yuanshao to be called, and after the two of them arrived, they all sat down together.

There were few places of entertainment in ancient times.Therefore, people at that time generally received friends by setting up banquets, and drinking was the fastest way for men to get acquainted with each other.

Although Cao Cao was an outsider, after spending a few drinks with him for a while, he quickly became acquainted with everyone.Cao Cao was born noble, but he has no airs and is bold. Everyone in the room loves him.

After drinking a few cups, Zhou Long, who was not able to drink, blushed and put his arms around Cao Cao's shoulders: "Master Cao...I...I respect you...you are a good person...a very good person..."

Zhou Long was so drunk that she was about to collapse, but she also raised her glass and drank it all.Cao Cao went to the wine shop for a long time, drank a few jars, did not blush, and swallowed the contents of the cup in one gulp in return to Zhou Long.

"Master Cao...I don't know why you came to Xie County this time?...Although I, Zhou Long, have no skills, I still have some connections here in Xie County. If Master Cao needs...help, just ask!"

Zhou Long's eyes were hazy and he was talking drunkenly.

Cao Cao chuckled, seeing that Wen Han and Guan Yu were also looking at him with great interest, thinking that there was nothing to hide, so he said it out.

"Hehe, it's just a trivial matter. Ever since this horse hanging became popular, when it came to Luoyang, it was learned by the ten permanent servants and brought into the palace. Emperor Ling of Han was very interested in it and praised the ten permanent servants. Cao's head The official is General He Jin. Master He Jin has been against these ten servants for a long time. He learned about this from Empress He. I also know that we, Luoyang Fourth Young Master, are free on weekdays and like to have some fun everywhere. I sent us, the Fourth Young Master of Luoyang, to find the man who invented the horse-sling. I want him to invent some more fun things, and let the general bring them into the palace to make Longyan happy."

"Haha. Mr. Cao has found the right person. I don't know why, it's so far away and so close. The person who invented it is in this seat."

Cao Cao frowned after hearing Zhou Long's words, thinking that Yuan Shao had found the inventor.Then, it occurred to him that the horse hanging competition seemed to be held in the casino opened by Zhou Long.

Could it be that Zhou Long was the one who invented it?

Seeing that Cao Cao was frowning and contemplating, Zhou Long thought he was guessing, and laughed again: "Master Cao, don't bother. The person who invented this is none other than my virtuous brother Wen Han, Wen Bufan!