You can't provoke my baby

Chapter 81 The Barber Shop

"Ah! I didn't do anything, I was just watching a funny joke." Zhou Xiaofeng silently turned off the screen of his phone, and then looked at his eldest sister Zhou Xiaohan with a smile on his face.

"What joke? Tell my sister?" Zhou Xiaohan said with a smile. She was just asking a question, and she was so nervous. I'm afraid my little brother has something wrong in his heart.

"This... this..." Zhou Xiaofeng couldn't think of any jokes, he only remembered one joke, but that joke was too dirty to say.

"Let's talk!" Everyone pricked up their ears, wanting to hear what Zhou Xiaofeng would say.

"Okay! Then I'll say it." Zhou Xiaofeng glanced at his sisters helplessly, and then said:
"One day, three people drank too much at night, two boys and one girl.

When I was about to fall asleep in a daze, I felt the bed moving.Immediately the girl woke up.

The girl glanced at her side, and then Sa Yazi ran away. "

After speaking, Zhou Xiaohan and the others blushed immediately.

After listening to Zhou Xiaofeng's joke, everyone understood it almost instantly. They never thought that their younger brother would say such a dirty joke.

As a rotten girl, Zhou Xiaolin didn't feel anything. She had heard this kind of joke too much, and now she didn't sound like she had any reaction. Zhou Xiaolin also knew the answer to this joke, that is, the two men were having sex, and the woman I ran away when I saw it.

Zhou Xiaofeng shrugged his shoulders, why did he ask himself to talk?Now it's all right, eight people are blushing, and only Zhou Xiaolin is not blushing.

In front of the rotten girl, there are very few things that can make her blush, unless it is something special, for example, the only thing that can make Zhou Xiaolin blush is her younger brother Zhou Xiaofeng himself.

"Little brother, you little filthy tortoise, you want to be beaten for reading such jokes, don't you?" Zhou Xiaohan pinched Zhou Xiaofeng's face with his hands, and Zhou Xiaofeng's face deformed at will in Zhou Xiaohan's hands.

"I won't watch it again, sister let go." Zhou Xiaofeng couldn't speak very smoothly because his face was pinched, but Zhou Xiaohan still heard clearly.

Then Zhou Xiaohan let go of his hand, rubbed Zhou Xiaofeng's face, and said, "You are not allowed to read those jokes again, you know? Otherwise, I will beat your ass to pieces."

I saw Zhou Xiaohan threatened.

I didn't read it at all, I just said something wrong, and I only remembered that joke, so I had to say it out of necessity.

"Yeah!" Zhou Xiaofeng's head is like a chicken pecking at rice, Zhou Xiaofeng is very concerned about his butt, and his sisters are also people who keep their word.

"It's getting late, it's time to go to bed!"

Zhou Xiaohan looked at the time on the upper left corner of the TV and found that it was almost ten o'clock, so he said to his sisters.

"Yeah! Go to bed early! Go shopping tomorrow morning." Zhou Xiaofeng stretched her waist and said.

"Yeah! I'm going shopping tomorrow, and I'll cut my little brother's hair." Zhou Xiaoling looked at Zhou Xiaofeng. At this time, Zhou Xiaofeng's hair reached his waist. I don't know if he has no time to cut it, or he doesn't want to cut it, but he must cut it off tomorrow. , It's not good for men to have long hair. Although my younger brother looks super handsome, I think short hair is better.

Hearing this, Zhou Xiaofeng touched his hair, and it was true that he hadn't cut his hair for a long time, and it was time to cut it.

"go to bed now!"

……

Eight in the morning!

dong dong dong...

Zhou Xiaofeng was sleeping comfortably, when the sudden knock on the door made Zhou Xiaofeng very annoyed and disturbed his sweet dreams.

"Little brother, it's time to get up and eat." A familiar voice came from outside, it was Zhou Xiaofeng.

Immediately, Zhou Xiaofeng got up, put on his clothes, and opened the door. Zhou Xiaofeng was standing outside, wearing a pajamas.

Zhou Xiaofeng didn't have much interest, but followed Zhou Xiaofeng downstairs, washed his face, brushed his teeth and ate.

After eating, Zhou Xiaohan and others drove two modified Land Rover, one can seat six people, although everyone wanted to sit in one car, but there was no way, ten people couldn't fit.

Otherwise, wait for someone to charter a bus?Forget it then!

"Let's go!" Zhou Xiaolin shouted from the car.

"Destination, Lixiang Barbershop."

The first destination everyone came to was the barber shop. Zhou Xiaofeng's hair was so long that it reached his waist.

When two Land Rover came to the door, the passers-by didn't react much. After all, there were quite a lot of cars passing by, and Land Rover was not a luxury car, so there was nothing to see.

When there was no one around the barber shop, Zhou Xiaohan and others opened the car door and got out of the car.

I saw beauties getting out of the car one by one, and none of them were wearing masks.

At this time, no pedestrians could be seen on the road, only some vehicles could be seen, but some car owners also noticed this side.

"Oh shit, what I saw turned out to be a star, my God, that seems to be the queen of heaven Zhou Xiaohan."

"My goodness..."

The vehicles stopped one after another, and some people even got out of the vehicles and came to Zhou Xiaohan's side.

After a while, Zhou Xiaohan and others were surrounded by a group of fans, all begging for autographs and group photos.

But the fans also respect Zhou Xiaohan and others very much, and there was no crowd. Zhou Xiaohan and others did not sign. After all, there are so many people, it is impossible to sign all of them.

Zhou Xiaohan and others walked into the barber shop, most of the fans were standing outside waiting, only a few fans followed in and took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

As soon as Zhou Xiaohan and others came in, some girls who were doing their hair in the barber shop screamed. There were no men there, all of them were women.

"Ah! Sister Han, I'm your fan, ahhh...I'm so happy!"

……

"Hello." The proprietress of the barber shop is a mature woman, 35 years old, with fair and tender skin exuding a healthy luster.

Flour-faced peach cheeks, a pair of standard almond eyes, there is always a faint mist, as if bending a pool of autumn water.

Faint eyebrows, small red lips are always pursed into a half-smile.He is not very tall, but he does appear to be slender and beautiful.

I already knew about the things outside the shop. I didn't expect that famous celebrities would come to my barber shop. It was really an honor.

In the past few years, the identities of Zhou Xiaohan and others have been known by everyone, but Zhou Xiaohan did not reveal all of them. Everyone only knows that Zhou Xiaomei is the head of the military region, and the rest of the identities are unknown.

"Hello, brother, come over and get your hair cut. After the haircut, we can go shopping." Zhou Xiaohan responded to the greeting from the proprietress, and then hooked his hands at Zhou Xiaofeng.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiaofeng didn't say anything, but walked over obediently.

(End of this chapter)