Summon the Big Boss

Chapter 918
As Chang'e is an excellent tea artisan, Lin Xi decided to observe her more carefully.

500 years after Journey to the West, the mortal world is still ordinary and busy.

And in the toad palace in the sky, the cold and beautiful fairy is soaking her perfect fairy body in the fairy pool that Wu Gang spent a lot of mana digging for him.

The nine flaming jade spirit dragons secretly presented by the Jade Emperor are swimming flexibly in the water of the fairy pond. In this lunar star, Chang'e enjoys the comfort of soaking in the hot spring.

Holding a big axe in his hand, Wu Gang stole the door god's job, and stood firmly at the door without squinting.

The thin cloud gauze, blowing in gusts of cold wind, stirred his long-awaited heartstrings.

However, he did not look sideways.

He knew...that was the fairy in his dream, the most revered goddess, who was testing him.

He is testing whether he is a gentleman worthy of entrustment.

Therefore, even if he only needs to let go of some thoughts a little bit, he can have a panoramic view of the long-awaited beauty, but he still doesn't take any action.

Ordinary tea masters know how to touch a man's heartstrings and make mistakes.

And the best tea artisan is able to make use of the small thoughts in men's hearts to make them all be gentlemen and not make mistakes.

Of course, at this moment, the superb tea artist probably doesn't know.

Right behind him, there was already a guy who was not so 'honest', looking at her carelessly, and showed no signs of restraining himself.

"Tsk...Although she looks very beautiful, but it's a pity that she only has C. As expected... Generally, girls who are very fairy-looking don't have a too hot figure. You know me, if you don't have D, you'd better not @我, I can't lift my spirits, I feel like I'm falling asleep." Lin Xi spoke nonsense to the air solemnly, as if someone would really communicate with him.

But in fact...someone was actually communicating with him.

Because, except for Lin Xi who was watching blatantly.

In the gap of time and space, there is another person...or a saint who is eating ice cream.

In a sense, this person can be regarded as Lin Xi's new friend...but he has been friends for tens of thousands of years.

It seems awkward to say, but it is not awkward at all when it comes to the special existence of a saint.

This sage is called 'Yunlang'. He used to be a monk and later a Taoist priest.

He has experienced the Dharma-ending age, but he has not become holy in the Dharma-ending age.

It was not until the Galaxy Era that he found his way to become a saint and became a saint.

Since then, he has been playing in the world.

In various time and space, constantly spinning.

The 'Monk Yun' that Lin Xi had come into contact with before was actually a small clone of Yun Lang...of course the one without body consciousness.

Every once in a while, Yunlang would reclaim a large number of his clones, and then detonate and superimpose a certain kind of special pleasure in an instant, thus bringing the ultimate enjoyment of the soul.

It's as if... in an instant, he had a love cry with hundreds of millions of girls.

That kind of cathartic passion can even shake his saintly mind.

If we start from Monk Yun, Lin Xi and Yun Lang can even be called old friends.

When Lin Xi wandered through time and space, looking for the truth of the end of the Dharma.

Yun Lang followed up spontaneously.

Together with Lin Xi, he traveled around for tens of thousands of years.

At this time, although they haven't reached the point where they can talk about everything, they can still talk happily.

"What's your aesthetic? Look at this curve, look at this waist-to-hip ratio, look at this skin, look at this appearance and temperament, it is indeed an exaggeration to say that you are the most beautiful woman in the world. But to say If you really come up with a few who can beat her... then there really isn't one."

"Let's just say whether you're greedy or not!" Yun Lang wiped his mouth, as if wiping his saliva.

"Greedy! But it's too dirty!" Lin Xi said.

Yunlang said: "Isn't she taking a bath?"

"I didn't see that you didn't visit brothels before!"

Lin Xi said: "I'm talking about the heart. In the past, there were only a few fish in her pond, and she was at most a pond owner. Now it's good... once the illusion is opened, she will become the king of the sea directly. Use the third world of the three realms that you blow up. The name of a beautiful woman lulls those idiots who think they are the protagonists of the world around. It is clear that she is just an ordinary fairy who stole the elixir. She has average talent and slow practice. Now she has managed to create a great foundation and strong strength. "

"If we continue, we may not be far from the realm of you and me."

Yun Lang laughed and said: "It's far away! It's far away! Conspiracies and calculations are only auxiliary means. The heart of seeking the Tao and the ability to prove the Tao are the foundation. You and I can have today, half of which is due to chance and [-]% to calculation. , and the rest will depend on your own ability.”

Whoa!

The sound of clear and crisp water came out.

Wu Gang, who was standing outside the door, shook his body, his two muscular arms trembled involuntarily.

"Brother Wu! Actually, you don't need to guard me like this!"

"It's cold in the cold palace. If you don't cut down the laurel, it will delay your practice after a long time. If the cold air enters your body and damage your practice, wouldn't it be my fault?" Chang'e wore gauze and pressed it against her skin , with bare snow-white feet, walked out like a young girl ignorant of the world, her pure and extremely soft face surpassed the brilliance of the fairy palace this month.

The cold wind gently swayed the corners of her clothes, and under the bright moon palace, it seemed as if she could see something through the light...but she couldn't see anything.

Wu Gang's face immediately turned red.

Suddenly, it seems that the line of sight does not know how to place it.

Chang'e also seemed to notice that she was not dressed in a dignified way, so she let out a soft exclamation.

With three points of shyness, three points of fear and three points of joy....

Then she came out dressed more rigorously.

About two steps away from Wu Gang, stand still.

"Wu... Brother Ang!"

"I'm really sorry, I was worrying about some trivial matters just now, and I didn't pay attention to my makeup for a while, but I surprised Brother Ang!"

"Brother Ang is a modest gentleman, but the little girl has polluted him like this..." Chang'e's voice was soft and sweet, with a sense of a girl who seemed to have never experienced the filth in the world.

Wu Gang breathed heavily, blushed and said loudly: "No...it's okay...I...no...Sister Chang'e! What is it that worries you?"

"Let Brother Ang take care of you!"

The previous words were intermittent, but the latter words were said very smoothly, as if they had been said many times.

"Recently, in the Moon Palace, some strange people often come and go. I heard that even the Haotian mirror can't see their fate clearly. There are many villains among them... seem to be a little bit to Xiaoxian... seem to be a little bit to Xiaoxian... Too flimsy."

"I want to ask Brother Ang to teach me some self-defense magic skills and practice with me." Chang'e said with a blushing face.

Lin Xi and Yun Lang in the dark clapped their hands at the same time.

"Originally, there was only a [-]% chance of her being her, but now... there is a [-]% chance! Although she is playing tricks, she still has the true heart to follow the Tao and establish the Tao. She is not Lin Youyou... She is going to be Wu Zetian. ! That's right... Wasn't Wu Meiniang back then also a tea master!" Lin Xi said.

　Goodnight everybody!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)