Summon the Big Boss

Chapter 15 Catch the Second Fish Forever ([-] collections plus more)

"Tits!" Lin Xi shouted with his hands behind his back.

"Yeah!" Tits responded in jerky Mandarin.

"Hit him! Remember, don't hit him with the head, don't beat him to death, the rest...is up to you." Lin Xi said calmly.

"Damn it, yeah!" The burly body of the tit, three meters high, emerged from a corner of the county government office like a hill.

Then, like a fast-running car, it slammed into Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng fiercely.

There were two mournful cries, the black-furred steed, which was already a spirit beast, was slapped to death by the titmouse.

"Bastard! I am the hereditary founder of the country, and I will live with the country." Tian Zheng roared angrily.

"Oh! Titmouse, have you seen the jade plaque on his waist? Don't break it, it's an ancestral one, it's very valuable, if it's broken, someone will lose their head." Lin Xi ordered casually.

It's just that I don't know if I can understand it with Titmouse's very general proficiency in Mandarin.

Click!

The gorgeous locomotive was also trampled to pieces by the tits.

At this time, the Titmouse had reached a certain level of energy, and his body was already glowing red. The patterns that were originally tattooed on his body were swimming around his body like tiny tadpoles.

His body also swelled to a height of five meters.

Already a real little giant.

"My sister is the noble concubine in the palace. If you hurt me, the saint will cut you into pieces." Looking at the huge shadow that enveloped him, the dark and strong Lord Tian Hou turned pale with fright.

In Lin Xi's view, the cute and honest tit, in Tian Zheng's eyes, is a well-deserved devil.

"Tits! Don't always compete with those stupid and dead things. Remember to fight where there are people. You are big and heavy. You just hit with wide open and close. Don't care how the opponent hides, just go straight there. That's right!" Lin Xi was still manipulating and ordering the chickadee.

clap clap!

Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng's two thighs were stepped on by the tit, and Qi Gen shattered.

The screams of killing a pig came from the county office.

The spies hiding around shrank their heads one after another, and then used their own methods to reply to the masters behind them.

"Wen Yuanxiang, you old man! If you have the ability, kill me, Lord Hou, otherwise I will never end with you. Just wait... Xu Gongfeng has received my distress talisman and will be here soon, do you think Relying on a reckless man, daring to make an enemy of a thousand-year-old family, it is really reckless..." Tian Zheng's mouth was still stubborn.

Lin Xi looked at him pleasingly.

After all, Wei Wei had a full meal just now.

The negative emotions coming from Tian Zheng fluctuated particularly strongly.

"Tits! Break his hands and pull out his teeth!" Lin Xi ordered.

Titmouse said in awkward Mandarin: "Big is yes! You can't tell if you have a big face!"

Lin Xi responded calmly: "A tooth is not a face, and pulling out a tooth is not considered a slap in the face."

"Oh!"

A thick finger directly and violently pierced Dingxiang Hou Tianzheng's mouth, crushing all his teeth.

Tian Zheng spat out his mouth full of broken teeth and blood, and looked at Lin Xi and Titmouse with an increasingly horrifying expression.

He's not a complete idiot either.

Relying on drugs and instilling skills from others, he also has the cultivation base of the foundation period.

This is also why he dared to come alone and provoke Lin Xi.

It's just that he didn't expect that the cultivation base of the foundation building stage would be like a joke in front of the tits.

He didn't even use any spells or spells at all. The mechanical beast he was good at... that is, the locomotive, was violently crushed by the tits from the very beginning.

He looked at Tian Zheng who was lying on the ground, unable to move, let alone speak.

Only then did Lin Xi walk up to him, grabbing him by the top of the skin.

Rip his head up.

"Remember! If you can't speak, just talk less. You see... If you are not careful, you will hurt the fragile hearts of a small number of our compatriots and destroy their customs and habits. You are destroying the peace and harmony of the country. Unified and complete, you were beaten to death...don't even think about a saint seeking justice for you." Lin Xi's words were justified.

Tian Zheng was still spitting out the fragments of his teeth, and his eyes almost popped out of their sockets.

Looking at Tian Zheng's displeased expression, and the aggrieved feeling that he had something to say but couldn't say it at all, Lin Xi said very thoughtfully, "Do you want to say that you are right, that you haven't done it?"

"Look... you're naive again!"

"Your old man really didn't give you the wrong name."

"We say you have it, you have it... If you don't, why do we beat you like this?"

"There's no reason you've done nothing wrong, so we're going to beat you up. We're not lunatics! We're ministers in the same court, and we're all colleagues. What matters is that we're as close as a family... don't you think?" He took out a coarse rag from his pocket, wiped it casually on Tian Zheng's mouth, and wiped the blood from the corner of his mouth.

Then he turned his head and said to the tit: "Break his ribs, and then use a runestone dagger to give him a few knives, let him fix it so fast, leave some wounds... Let him go back to Beijing to file a complaint!"

"Then...throw it out!"

Chickadee had no brains, and faithfully carried out Lin Xi's orders.

Titmouse has no brains... Doesn't Lin Xi have one too?
Of course he has!

Therefore, Tian Zheng was the target for him.

Must fight.

Those high-ranking officials, dignitaries and aristocratic families will always have a bad habit that cannot be quit.

That is to habitually only catch the second fish.

They don't need to innovate, think, take risks, let alone gamble.

They just need to wait for someone to innovate, someone to use their brains to come up with a new way, someone to take risks to find a new path, and someone to find a new direction by gambling.

They went to overwhelm people with a big force, and then snatched them all.

Make other people's things your own.

Through a unique deception method, Lin Xi opened up a trade route leading to Million Man Mountain.

When these aristocratic families knew about it, they all swam over like sharks smelling blood.

Can't wait to take a bite of blood food, it seems that everyone is hungry.

Lin Xi doesn't mind distributing benefits.

In fact, one part of his plan was to turn that big lie into the truth by colluding with enough wealthy forces.

When the truth came to light, even if the emperor knew all the truth, he would not dare to lift the cover, he had to pinch his nose and admit it.

However, how to divide the benefits, how to divide, and how much to divide.

It was up to him, Lin Xi, to decide.

There's no way he'll be kicked out.

Therefore, letting the tits beat Tian Zheng so violently is to scare the monkeys, and it is also to start a war in the afternoon.

Tell those guys who want flowers to bloom and leaves to pick fruits, he... is not afraid of fish dying and net breaking.

At the same time, it is also releasing a signal to the outside world.

Wen Yuanxiang has already worn a pair of trousers with the barbarians in Million Barbarians Mountain.

The barbarians even did not hesitate to offend the marquis who was retired with the country for his sake.

For the imperial court, Lin Xi's move...is suspected of forcing the palace.

As far as Tianyan Quebu is concerned, Lin Xi's move is pushing him to the top.

A person comes to this world alone, and being naked means having nothing at all.

Why are you in power?
What are rights?

Right is the means of balance, it is the qualification to take advantage of each other and distribute benefits, that is, when you speak in a low voice, everyone must open their ears to listen carefully; when you speak loudly, everyone must shut their mouths, lower their heads, and listen carefully. to think about.

On the second day, the mountain was blocked by heavy snow.

Outside the county government office, it is like a warm spring.

Souvenirs sent from all over the world have filled the yard.

There was an endless stream of people who came to the gate to wait to meet Lin Xi.

In the dilapidated hall of the county government, the cold wind howled, and the mere pot of crushed charcoal could not bring any warmth at all.

Many important figures in the eyes of ordinary people were all huddled in their thick leather coats at this time, shivering from the cold, but they dared not complain in the slightest.

When Lin Xi walked in, the left and right sides naturally cleared the way.

In the small space, there was an avenue enough for three people to walk side by side.

Lin Xi shook his coat, sat on the chair still stained with last night's frost and snow, and squinted at everyone.

"I've seen the old man!" Everyone saluted one after another, no matter how high or low they came from, they all tightened their tails in front of Lin Xi at this moment.

Lin Xi nodded and said casually, "Are you all here?"

"Then sit down!"

In the lobby, the only chair is where Lin Xi sits.

He asked everyone to sit down, but where did they sit?

One person suddenly fell backwards, and sat cross-legged on the icy ground, trembling all over, but wanted to show a happy expression.

Immediately afterwards, everyone had to follow suit.

In this situation, it does not look like the representatives arranged by many wealthy forces met with the former prime minister of Da Zong to discuss the distribution of certain benefits.

It's more like bandits gathering together in a storm to break the court.

"There are many opportunities and great benefits. Everyone knows how many benefits there are in Million Barbarian Mountain. In the past, some people were greedy and ruined the market. The barbarians were furious and did not cooperate with the outside world. Everyone could only look at the mountain. And sigh."

"Now, the old man has a solid tongue. He put life and death aside many times, and then he entered the deep mountain, got in touch with the barbarians again, and obtained the right to trade."

Even if they knew that Lin Xi was talking nonsense, everyone could only nod in agreement and say some flattering words from time to time.

"Not much nonsense, if the business road is to be opened, our sincerity must be given."

"This year's Million Man Mountain will be very cold. I need 30 deniers of grain, [-] deniers of salt, [-] bolts of cloth, and various other sundries. Whoever gives more will distribute more in the future."

"Fair competition, no bullying. My name, Wen Yuanxiang, is worthy of guarantee... What do you think?" Lin Xi's voice fell, and there were small buzzing discussions in the lobby.

Empty glove white wolf, it seems very illusory to say.

But this can be real as long as the power is in hand.

As long as a large amount of material is available, there will be a good opportunity to enter.

Lin Xi can definitely organize a team of barbarians who obey his orders in the Million Man Mountains.

There is no need for them to really go down the mountain to fight the Da Chong army.

Their existence is a huge threat.

It is also a wonderful way to turn the rock sheep 'Wen Yuanxiang' into a jiaohu.

(End of this chapter)