Chapter 661
"You, why do you eat these?"

Xitian Buddha said happily: "You don't eat it because you don't eat it, why don't you let others eat it. In the future, talk to me more politely, don't you, you should call me master. It's the old man Xuanli who saw me now, I also have to call Master Uncle, how much older do you think the Sa family is than you?"

Xinming said: "Seeing that your grade is not very old, how can you say such big words."

Xitian Buddha slapped him with a slap: "You little bald donkey, you are as stupid as a pig, and you are worthy of being a Shaolin disciple. If it weren't for the fact that you stepped forward today and gave the sword emperor brother a job, I would definitely Break your neck."

The Emperor of Swords said: "Forget it, it is a good thing that he is merciful."

"Good thing? I think he is stupid." Xitian Buddha tore off a piece of chicken leg and handed it over: "Little bald donkey, eat it."

Xinming quickly closed his eyes, and said silently: "Amitabha, sin, sin."

Xitian Buddha was very angry: "What I want people to do, no one can go against my will. Even if Xuanli is here, he will eat if the Sa family asks him to eat, let alone you. Give it to me quickly !"

"Young monks can't eat it."

"Okay, you dare to talk to me like that." Xitian Buddha clicked on his acupuncture points, and directly stuffed the chicken leg from Xinming's neck: "Hmph! Didn't you eat it?"

Once the two acupoints were untied, one couldn't hold back, and Xinming actually swallowed it.

It made Xitian Buddha laugh wildly: "Hahaha!! Okay, this is what I like. To be a monk, if you don't drink or eat meat, then you are still a monk. The monks are all empty, what is all four? Form has no emptiness, no meat or element, no heart and no mirror, this is the four elements are all emptiness. If you have a Buddha in your heart, then you are a Buddha."

Xinming picked with his hands for a long time, but he didn't spit out what he ate: "Ridiculous!"

"You say I'm absurd?" Xitian Buddha kicked over: "Grandma, this is the first time someone said I was absurd. The most absurd thing in this world is that many people say that they are not absurd. What is a Buddha? Who is it? Human beings are Buddhas, Buddhas are human beings, you have to learn this truth.”

Sit upright with a clear mind and recite the Heart Sutra silently.

After reading this sentence, Xitian Buddha had a headache: "Grandma's! They are all a group of people, presumably the monks of Xuan's generation are also a group of idiots, to teach such stupid disciples and grandchildren."

The Sword Emperor said: "Aren't you also a crazy person? We even made a bet that if you can pass on your martial arts to someone who doesn't want to learn your martial arts, I will admit that you are the top of the four masters."

It was a joke at the time, but the two of them took it seriously.

Xitian Buddha said: "You think the Sajia dare not keep their promise? But the Sajia hasn't found this person yet."

The Emperor of Swords came to assist him: "Little monk, if this master wants to teach you all the martial arts, are you willing to learn?"

Xinming shook his head: "The move of killing people, the little monk is unwilling to learn."

"What?!" Xitian Buddha was furious: "There are still people who don't want to learn Lao Tzu's martial arts! You are so fucking disrespectful to Lao Tzu!"

The Emperor of Swords said: "How about it, can you let him learn?"

"There is nothing difficult about me." Xitian Buddha said to Xinming: "My martial arts can be said to be the best in the world. Among the four best in the south, east, north, and west, I am the first. No matter how many people want to worship me as a teacher, there is no chance. It’s cheap for you little monk, you come to kowtow to me, and I will teach you martial arts.”

I don't want to...Xinming simply ignores him.

Xitian Buddha jumped over and grabbed Xinming's clothes: "You boy! What the Sajia said is fart, isn't it?! The Sajia asked you to learn martial arts from me!"

"If you don't learn it, even if you learn it, the little monk will destroy his martial arts."

Slap—a slap across the face.

"Stubborn, Shaolin Temple has such a stupid ass like you. When Xuanli asked me to teach him magic skills, I refused to teach him life and death. Otherwise, he would definitely be ranked first in the martial arts."

Xinming said: "If you say anything about the Great Heaven, I won't learn it. I still have important things to do, and I have to rush to Tianxiameng. Excuse me."

Xitian Buddha tapped his acupoints behind his back: "Want to leave? I am a senior, talking to you is flattering you, you just leave if you say so? That's okay, and I won't make people laugh at me in the future. Look at the trick!"

The palm strike penetrated Xinming, he didn't die, and he didn't vomit blood, but the bones of his whole body seemed to be falling apart, rolling on the ground, and his whole body was painful and uncomfortable.

"Ahhhh!! It's so uncomfortable! What did you do to the little monk!"

Xitian Buddha smiled: "This is Sajia's unique acupressure technique, which can make life worse than death. Why don't you beg Sajia and worship me as a teacher by the way, and I will relieve your pain, how about it?"

"Let the little monk learn the tricks of killing people from you, don't even think about it—ahh!! It hurts me to death!"

"Then you enjoy it slowly, Sajia go to sleep first."

The person just kept hurting like this for three hours.Xitian Buddha woke up from his sleep, and saw that the sword emperor was still exercising his kung fu and adjusting his breath, the monk Xinming had already fainted from the pain.

"There are really such stubborn people in this world." Xitian Buddha sighed: "Knife Emperor, aren't you a modest gentleman? Why don't you want to untie his acupoints?"

The Sword Emperor closed his eyes and said: "It's your disciple of Shaolin Temple. You don't feel sorry for me. What do I feel sorry for? Besides, he can't die, he just suffered all kinds of torture. Great monk, people don't want to worship you as their teacher. Our bet , even if I win."

"Fart!" Xitian Buddha cursed: "I have never lost a bet! Isn't it just to let him learn martial arts? You give me three days, and I will let him learn my unrivaled magic."

"What if he won't learn?"

"Then I will be a vegetarian from now on, and I will never eat meat again."

"Okay, I'll wait for your success."

Xinming woke up, his whole body was cold and shivering, no matter what Xitian Buddha said, he refused to learn art from a teacher.

It hurts for three hours a day, that is, six hours, and the human body's ability to bear it has reached its limit.On the night of the third day, Xitian Buddha lost his patience and pushed Xinming to the edge of the cliff.

"Sajia will ask you one last time, are you willing to worship me as a teacher?!"

Xinming replied: "Even if you die, I will not worship you as my teacher. If you want to kill me, kill me, and I will see the Buddha as soon as possible."

Xitian Buddha stretched out his hand and pushed his mind back down the cliff.

"what!!!--"

"Catch it!" Xitian Buddha dropped a rope.

It was an instinctive reaction, and Xinming grabbed it with one hand.All the strength of the whole body was concentrated on the rope, Xinming did not dare to look at the cliff below him.This fell right into the arms of Xitian Buddha, he transmitted his inner power to the rope and absorbed it by Xinming.

"Don't look aside!" Xitian Buddha shouted: "Concentrate, calm down—kick the stones with your legs! Adjust your breath and go up!"

Xinming took one step at a time, and he was able to climb up. He just felt that his body began to heat up, and a hot current flowed through his whole body in the palm of his hand, and then gathered in the palm of his hand, suddenly becoming infinitely powerful.Climbing to the top of the mountain in one breath, Xinming didn't even catch his breath.

Xitian Buddha said proudly: "Little bald donkey, how do you feel now?"

(End of this chapter)

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