Jun Youyun

Chapter 27 Absurd
Seven left the city.

Xiaofeng Restaurant.

A drunken man was waving his chopsticks, reciting a poem leisurely there: "Wind and Cold Mountain will meet old friends, ride a horse and have a pot of wine..."

There are drunk people in the restaurant every day, and there are also many drunkards who like to recite poems. People have long been familiar with it, but this person still attracts the attention of the entire restaurant because this person is a monk.

A bald head with no grass growing on it, and a pure white monk's robe all revealed his identity.

"It's just a lunatic who doesn't obey the rules. Why does the chief take him so seriously?" Two monks walked into the wine shop. Fortunately, another monk with a kind face and a very gentle tone said to Xiaoer: "We are here to find someone, so you don't need to greet us." .”

"Okay...Okay." Xiao Er hurried to the side, glanced at the drunk monk who was sitting and reciting poems, thinking that people from some big temple must have come here to arrest monks who did not obey the precepts.

"This wine is good, Xiaoer, let's have another jug." The drunken monk slammed the table.

"No need." A huge palm slapped on the table, overpowering the drunken monk's voice.

The drunken monk raised his head, and saw that he was quite handsome, he was only in his early twenties, his eyebrows stood up like two swords, and his eyes were still bright like stars even after drinking, he really deserved it With the words "Sword Eyebrows and Star Eyes", he smiled slightly at the fierce monk: "It's Brother Jie Xi, let's have a drink together?"

"I'll let you drink it!" The fierce monk frowned, and smashed the wine jar on the table with his palm, "Knowingly committing a crime and not obeying the precepts. Why did we have such a disciple like you in our Criminal Law Institute!"

The drunken monk was not annoyed, he stretched out a finger, and directed the flowing wine to the top, and then swirled it lightly, turning the wine into a silver thread, he raised his head and opened his mouth, and all the wine fell After entering his mouth, he licked his lips, hiccupped and said with a smile: "It costs money, so don't waste it casually."

"Presumptuous!" The fierce monk shouted angrily, and everyone in the wine shop couldn't help covering their ears.

"You are presumptuous!" The drunken monk raised his eyebrows, his voice was not loud, and only the three of them could hear it.But the fierce monk's voice was suppressed instantly, and the Buddhist beads on his chest shattered with a "bang".

"Okay, okay, we are all brothers from the same school." The charity monk smoothed things over, "We came to see you today, not to quarrel with you."

"That's even worse. If it's just a trivial matter like arguing, it's okay." The drunken monk smiled, "There must be some troublesome big thing."

"We don't know anything, but you will know soon." The charity monk kept smiling gently, "The chief seat is waiting for you, let us go."

"First seat?" The drunken monk was taken aback.

"The first seat is already in Qili City." Said the charity monk.

"Oh." The drunken monk fell headfirst on the table, the fierce monk and the charity monk looked at each other, not knowing why, until the drunken monk heard a low snoring sound, the charity monk laughed dumbfounded, and stretched out a finger He sniffed his breath, shook his head and said, "Is this drunk? You really know how to hurry."

Lake Deer Temple.

In a quiet Zen room, a middle-aged monk was turning the rosary in his hand, reciting Buddhist scriptures in a low voice, until he heard footsteps outside the room, and his hand suddenly stopped.

The door of the room was opened, and two monks drove a drunk monk in. They tried to stand up the drunk monk, but as soon as they let go, the monk's legs went limp, and he fell forward, lying on the ground. fell there.

"The first seat..." The two monks had a helpless tone.

"Go out." The middle-aged monk known as the chief waved his hand.

The two monks called out the Buddha's name respectfully, closed the door and retreated immediately.

"Reboot." The middle-aged monk sighed, "Long time no see."

The snoring of the drunken monk was like thunder.

"There's no need to pretend." The middle-aged monk stood up, turned around, and walked to the side of the drunk monk, "Brother came to see you this time because there is a very important matter for you to do."

The drunk monk turned over and scratched his stomach.

"You also know that Shanglin Tiangong is no longer what it used to be. The third floor and the fourth courtyard seem to be in harmony with each other. Everyone wants to occupy a favorable position in the next battle. Our Criminal Law Academy is in charge of the punishment inside the door, and the popularity has never been very good. Good." The middle-aged monk showed a bit of helplessness, "So, we must take the initiative first."

The drunken monk hiccupped, and the room was filled with the smell of alcohol for a moment.

"Recently, a man returned to Shanglin Tiangong. I originally wanted to take him away first, but I couldn't beat him." The middle-aged monk sighed.

The eyes of the drunken monk suddenly opened: "It's him."

"The owner of the Wuyu Building, Xie Kanhua, he is back." The middle-aged monk turned around, "But he came back empty-handed, and he didn't bring that thing back. Bai Jile guessed that it was in Xie Kanhua's house." As for the apprentice, Qingmingyuan has now sent him to look for him."

The drunken monk turned over and stood up: "When did Xie Kanhua accept apprentices?"

"It's a young man." The middle-aged monk put a portrait in his arms on the ground, "I saw him the other day, and this is his portrait. I wanted to take him away that day, but Helian Xiyue stopped him. Stop it. Now that Bai Jile has intervened, our Criminal Law Court can't take action casually, but you haven't returned to Weilong Mountain for ten years, and they don't recognize you."

"I said, why did senior brother let me go down the mountain?" The drunken monk laughed, "It turned out that there was such a plan. But it was the killer of Qingmingyuan. I am the only one, can I beat them?"

"The ones in Qingmingyuan, you should be more familiar than me." The middle-aged monk said slowly, "You are the only child born in Qingmingyuan."

"Brother, you are talking about a dangerous topic." The drunken monk's voice suddenly became cold.

"Go, quit sex. Find Su Baiyi and bring him in front of me." The middle-aged monk said in a deep voice, "Now the third floor and the fourth courtyard are approaching, the survival of our criminal law courtyard depends on you .”

"It's really troublesome. I don't care about the survival of the Criminal Law Institute." The drunken monk picked up the portrait from the ground and put it in his arms, "But I will accept it."

"Be careful in everything, abstain from sex." The middle-aged monk said.

"Senior brother, don't call me this ugly dharma name anymore. I changed my dharma name after I went down the mountain." The corner of the drunken monk's mouth rose, "From now on, tell me to abstain from love and sex."

The middle-aged monk was stunned for a moment, then cursed: "Absurd, how can there be a five-character dharma name."

"Aren't I just ridiculous?" The drunken monk raised his eyebrows and pushed open the door.

(End of this chapter)