My Taoism leads to the prehistoric

Chapter 46 A Disaster Caused by a Hangover!

The underworld, the yamen of the Pure Chieftain.

"What did you say?"

"I... I said in front of Taiyin Xingjun, Dayi, and that Heavenly Frog Taoist...cough cough, that one from Wa Palace is stupid?"

"Dai Si Shen! Your subordinates dare not speak half a lie!"

Han Shou stared at Emperor Donghua with a wry smile on his face, completely dumbfounded.

The brain "buzzed" for a long time.

Suddenly he came back to his senses: "Dijun, did I treat you well? Why didn't you stop me then?"

"Your subordinates stopped you and stepped on your feet under the table, but you scolded your subordinates for kicking you in front of everyone. As a result, your subordinates were suppressed. They couldn't move, they couldn't speak, they could only listen."

Han Shou sat down on the big chair, his face pale: "What else did I say? Let's talk about it together, don't worry, I can bear it!"

Emperor Donghua sighed: "You still say that her daughter Heng'e is stupid in front of Taiyin Xingjun, and you say that if anyone marries her, they will be ashamed sooner or later!"

Han Shou: ...

"In addition, the most important thing is to talk about the result of the Lich War. You said that the Lich must have lost both sides, and the human race has become the protagonist of the world!"

"And mentioned the saint who made man and preached many times..."

The more Han Shou listened, the more flustered he became.

The inevitable reason for the rise of the human race that he made up made up made him slightly relieved.

Although this nonsensical fabrication was nonsense, at least it did not disclose the fact that the human race was slaughtered to refine the Slaughtering Witch Sword.

But even so.

Calling a saint stupid, and saying that her daughter is offline in front of a quasi-sage.

No matter which one is, it is a great cause and effect that is bound to die!

time flies.

Half a day passed in the blink of an eye, and Emperor Donghua had quietly retreated.

Han Shou was still sitting slumped on the big chair, his eyes were empty and his face was pale.

Suddenly, he came back to his senses with a shudder all over his body: "No, Honghuang can't stay any longer, he must leave, leave immediately!"

"If you can, you will never come to Honghuang again!"

Han Shou glanced at the phantom of the hourglass in his left hand.

There is still a quarter of the hourglass not exhausted.

In other words, it will take at least ten more days before the passage to return to the Great Flame World will be opened.

Han Shou began to try to find a way to open the return channel in advance.

dripping blood.

Concentrate your mind and poke on the hourglass!

Cut!
Soak in water.

Use the golden wheel of virtue to take photos!

……

Tried almost everything imaginable, but finally gave up.

Han Shou was desperate.

Sitting cross-legged on the futon in the quiet room, he stared at the gray-black wall in a daze.

I just stayed in a daze for three days, doing nothing, waiting silently for someone to sit at home, and the disaster came from heaven!

But three days passed.

In addition to the god order calling twice to wash the ground and collect the corpses, and directly throwing the god order to Emperor Donghua to let him go to work, the expected "disaster from the sky" has been delayed.

Han Shou's dead heart came alive little by little.

The godless eyes gradually became more radiant.

Thoughts gradually arise: "Counting from the second day of drunkenness, it is now the fourth day!"

"Four days!"

"I'm all right, not even a single whim that foretells good or bad."

"That's not right!"

"If Nuwa knew that I scolded her like that, wouldn't she attack me as soon as she knew?"

"Before the future battle of conferring the gods, King Zhou put up an obscene poem about Nuwa in the Temple of Nuwa, and immediately became furious and wanted to kill King Zhou. However, because King Zhou was not exhausted, he was blocked by the luck of the great business and had to return with hatred. .”

"But after going back, I immediately waved the demon banner to attract the three demons from Xuanyuan Tomb, and ordered the three demons to come out of the world to confuse King Zhou and destroy his country."

"At the end of the Battle of the Conferred Gods, King Zhou set himself on fire and died, but was made a Tianxixing Lord!"

Han Shou's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Mr. Tianxixing seems to be one of the five righteous gods in 360. The master's wedding event is not a low status among the gods in the heaven."

"But King Zhou was once the Emperor of Man!"

"The former Human Sovereign became the God of the Heavenly Court, and since then he has been bound by the priesthood of the Heavenly Court, and has no leisure every day. This is already a great torture!"

"What's even more tragic is that he lost his country and lost his position as Emperor. How tragic is it for him?"

"As a result, he became the righteous god of weddings and weddings among the hosts, and the priesthood forced him to witness countless happy events every day."

"His..."

"When Jiang Ziya conferred the gods, if Nuwa didn't give any hints, would he confer the title of King Zhou like this?"

"This is killing people and punishing their hearts, or the endless years of punishing their hearts."

"For King Zhou, it's not enough for him to be immersed in sorrow, but he has to face countless weddings and happy events every day, and then his heart is pierced again and again. This kind of torture is much more tragic than going to hell."

"It's just that King Zhou met such a miserable end when he faced the statue of God in Nuwa Temple."

"I've scolded the saint Nuwa several times, isn't it worse than King Zhou's behavior?"

"In the end, it's been four days, but nothing happened!"

"King Zhou has a body protected by great business luck, which is equivalent to being protected by human luck, but I only have a body protected by merit. Compared with King Zhou's armor, I am still far behind!"

"Nvwa, who is the most virtuous among the saints, will bear it because of my scruples?"

"Absolutely impossible!"

"Compared to the enormous merit she possesses, my little merit is simply a drop in the ocean, not worth mentioning!"

"What's more important is that the saint doesn't touch karma, and she doesn't set up a religion, so she won't worry that the karma of killing me will affect the people around her."

Han Shou subconsciously sat up straight.

"So, if she knows that I have called her stupid several times, I will definitely be ashamed, and it should have happened long ago!"

"There is nothing wrong now, doesn't it mean that she doesn't know at all?"

"Well, I still have some vague memories of that night. Although I was so drunk at the time that I dared to scold a saint, I never mentioned her name!"

"It is rumored that if the prehistoric creatures mention the name of the saint, they will be induced by the saint, but there is no rumor that they will be induced by the saint if they do not mention the name of the saint!"

"So, the reason why I'm fine is because Saint Nuwa doesn't know about it at all?"

Han Shou opened his mouth and laughed silently.

This smile swept away all the hesitation and despair in my heart.

The whole person was relieved.

At this moment, Han Shou's mind moistened things silently and transformed.

Even he himself didn't know that the subconscious perception of the saint had undergone a fundamental change.

Before mentioning the sage, he was only in awe and did not dare to think otherwise.

At this moment, although he still fears the saint, he no longer firmly believes that the saint is truly invincible and omnipotent, and he has doubts about the saying that the saint is all ants.

No matter what kind of monk, when facing a saint, is it really an ant that a saint can suppress with a flip of his hand?

Han Shou's face was radiant, and his state of mind was quietly changing.

"Although that Emperor Wa doesn't know for the time being, he will know one day!"

"At that time, four people heard it. Heavenly Frog Taoist and Taiyin Xingjun are both powerful. Who knows if they have friendship with Nuwa Saint?"

"It is a high probability event that it will eventually pass into Nuwa's ear!"

"If I want to live, I must continue to acquire merit. When one day the merits and virtues are added to my body, even a saint will not dare to make a move, and I will be half successful!"

"What's more, I still have Primordial Purple Qi in my body, proving the Tao and becoming a saint...it may not be impossible!"

Han Shou's thoughts were clear and his thoughts were endless: "As for Taiyin Xingjun's hidden worries, we also need to find a way to solve it. That person is not a saint, but a quasi-sage and great power, and we need to find a way to end the cause and effect of scolding her daughter Heng'e with her! "

"It doesn't matter how friendly she was to me when we parted, and even suggested that I go to the lunar star to discuss Taoism."

"Heh, who is not the old silver coin?"

"Smiling and showing goodwill on the surface, but behind the scenes, even ordinary people can do it, let alone a quasi-sage?" His eyes narrowed and he sneered again and again.

"By the way, there is something for me before leaving!"

Spreading out his palm, there was an extra token in his hand.

Taiyin order!
"Most of the Taiyin Orders given to me are calculated by the Taiyin Star Lord. They are time bombs. They must not be left on me. Find a chance to dispose of them and treat them as disasters."

"Maybe in the future, if you encounter a crisis in the future, you can still use your strength to fight?"

Thinking of this, Han Shou suddenly wanted to slap himself a few times.

What's the matter!

Isn't this a disaster caused by a hangover!
Continue to think about the identity of the mysterious sky frog Taoist.

Frowning slightly: "In the prehistoric mythology, there has never been any mention of the Heavenly Frog Taoist. He can be friends with Taiyin Xingjun, and his cultivation level can never be lower than that of the Great Luo Realm."

"So... the dao name Sky Frog is probably a fake!"

"boom!"

At this moment, there was a soundless Taoist thunder suddenly sounded between heaven and earth.

An ethereal voice, regardless of gender, resounded between heaven and earth:

"Nuwa reported to the Heavenly Dao: From now on, the Wa Palace will be changed to the Nuwa Palace, and the Heavenly Court will no longer proclaim the name of the Emperor Wa!"

"From today onwards, the leaders of the various tribes of the Great Desolate Human Race can burn incense and pray to me if they have important matters, and I will respond as appropriate!"

Han Shou:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)