Heavens Unlimited Play

Chapter 34 Enough to Eat for Half a Year

Xia Wuji had already given Wudu Boy a chance to live, but unfortunately he didn't cherish it.

Since he wanted to die, Xia Wuji naturally didn't mind fulfilling him.

The only thing that surprised Xia Wuji was that the Five Poison Boys were able to get rid of his control, resorting to a method similar to that of a golden cicada coming out of its shell, in an attempt to escape from birth.

This should be Miao Jiang's secret method, and it is difficult to trap him with ordinary acupoint sealing.

The door had already been opened, Xia Wuji walked to the door, and seemed to be stunned.

Even if he had been prepared for a long time, the scene in front of him still shocked him.

There were a dozen or so women sitting in the room.

A dozen fat women.

He had never seen so many, such fat women.

The fat women he has seen in his life may not add up to half of what he is now.

They all sat on the ground, because no matter how big the chair was, they couldn't sit down.Even if you sit down, the stool will split in two.

These women are already fatter than fat pigs, but compared with the Bodhisattva of Great Joy sitting in the middle, they still look very "slim".

The eyes of the Great Huanxi Bodhisattva are not small, but now they are squeezed into a line by the fat on her face.Her neck may not have been short, but now it has been filled with piles of fat.

She sat there like a mountain, a mountain of meat.

For some reason, Xia Wuji suddenly thought of someone.

——Tie Chuanjia.

It was the bearded man who was following Li Xun Huan. He had a sturdy figure, a bearded face, and an iron cloth shirt, making it difficult to penetrate with a sword, so he was called "Iron Armored King Kong".

Tie Chuanjia was tall and tall, but if he stood next to the Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva.I'm afraid that the Iron Armored King Kong will become the Iron Armored Little Treasure.

Xia Wuji suddenly found it very funny, so he laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" The Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva looked over and asked.

"I remembered something happy." Xia Wuji said.

It's a pity that the Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva couldn't answer the question, she slammed the table, and the table where the fried chicken and wine were originally placed burst open with a bang.

"You killed my godson, how dare you be happy!?" The voice of the Bodhisattva of Great Huanxi was low, full of endless chill.

The fat woman in the room stopped eating and drinking, and looked at Xia Wuji in a flash, ready to go, as if she would rush forward at any moment and tear him to pieces.

There are also men in bright clothes with powder on their faces, curled up at the feet of the Great Huanxi Bodhisattva, trembling.

In an instant, the atmosphere in the whole room became cold.

Xia Wuji didn't care about it, and said with a chuckle: "Your godson died. Could it be that the female Bodhisattva is very sad?"

The Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva suddenly laughed.

When she was still smiling, nothing particularly changed.But suddenly, the fat all over his body vibrated.

A mountain of meat turned into a wriggling mountain of meat, with unspeakable nausea.

The whole room shook with him, and the cups, plates and bowls on the table jingled, like an earthquake.

Fortunately, her laughter stopped quickly, she stared at Xia Wuji and said: "He died in your hands, he is a waste, I never feel sad for waste, even if he is my godson."

Although the Five Poison Boy's reputation shook the world and frightened the masters of black and white, but the dead Five Poison Boy was no more important than a speck of dust to her.

"But..." The Great Huanxi Girl Bodhisattva suddenly became serious again. That mountain-like body gave off a huge sense of existence and exuded an oppressive aura.The men lying beside her were almost out of breath.

"Everyone knows that the Five Poison Boy is my adopted son. If you kill my adopted son and still dare to appear in front of me, if I don't tear you to pieces, then how can I gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes?"

With a wave of her hand, several fat women stood up immediately.

Although they were fat, their movements were not slow. With a stretch of their legs, they surrounded Xia Wuji from all directions.

In that instant, they formed a wall, a wall of flesh.

The Great Joyful Bodhisattva smiled and said, "If you want to leave, you have only two choices."

Xia Wuji said: "Tell me about it."

The Bodhisattva of Great Joy smiled and said: "First, you broke the meat formation, as long as you break the flesh formation, you can leave naturally. However, someone once broke the Arhat formation in Shaolin, but still died in my flesh formation. middle."

Xia Wuji looked around for a while, and when he saw the piles of fat, he felt sick and couldn't rush out at all.

"So, what's the second option?"

The Great Huanxi Nu Bodhisattva smiled and said: "I have lost one precious godson, so naturally I want another precious godson to replace me. I think you like it. If you recognize me as a godmother, you can leave naturally. There are mothers who do not love their sons."

Xia Wuji was silent for a moment, and said: "It's fine to admit that you are a son, but I made a poem for you Bodhisattva to spread your good name, or you can use this poem in exchange for my freedom, Bodhisattva." what do you think."

"Oh, talk about it."

The Great Huanxi Bodhisattva was a little interested and narrowed her eyes slightly.

——The eye, which was left with a line, is now completely submerged in the fat.

"Bodhisattva competes with a fat pig, and his butt is still big. One bite for the whole village is enough to feed him for half a year."

Xia Wuji chanted a doggerel, and pretended to be intoxicated: "Good poem, good poem, this poem vividly depicts your image and compassion as a Bodhisattva. When I have time, I will definitely pass this poem on to you." All over the country. After thousands of years, put this poem in Chinese textbooks, let those students read and recite the original text, Bodhisattva, your name will be passed down through the ages.”

The face of the Great Huanxi Bodhisattva suddenly turned pale, her teeth were clenched, and a pair of small eyes shot out a cold light: "If you toast, don't eat the fine wine, disciples, let him see how powerful you are."

But seeing these women getting closer and closer, they seemed to want to sandwich him in the middle, making him into a meat bun.

If you are caught by them, you can't even imagine what it will feel like.

"My family has already bought the New Year's goods this year, so I won't cut the pork. Goodbye everyone!"

Xia Wuji pointed his toes, and his whole body flew up.

The roof is very low, and surrounded in all directions, ordinary masters can only sit and wait to die.

But when Xia Wuji was about to hit the roof, he flicked his sleeves, the sword light flickered, and there was a "boom", a hole in the roof was broken, and others flew out of the hole.

It may be difficult to break the formation, but it is easy to escape.

"You can't escape, ghost-faced boy."

There was a loud roar.

Immediately afterwards, the ground trembled violently, and there was a loud "boom". The Great Joyful Bodhisattva had knocked out a big hole in the roof, and flew out like a big balloon, blocking even the sunlight.

Who would have imagined that this female Bodhisattva of great joy and happiness looks at least a thousand or eight hundred catties, but not only does she have an astonishingly fast reaction, her lightness kung fu is no worse than others.

(End of this chapter)