Heavens Unlimited Play

Chapter 210 About Swearing and Slapping Mosquitoes in Summer
early morning.

A slender and vigorous nine-color deer wanders in the jungle.

Its every move reveals elegance and calmness.

The animals in the forest all showed respect when they saw it.

Although the great Nine-Colored Deer King has boundless divine power, he is not overbearing.There is also a force of affinity, which makes all animals approach and get close to it unconsciously.

It has developed special grass blades to resolve the vendettas and grievances in the forest, making all animals peaceful, no longer fighting like in the past, and every animal can live in the forest with peace of mind.

However, Nine Colored Deer seemed a little absent-minded today.

It came to a section of the river bank where it often came to graze, lowered its head and gnawed a few mouthfuls of grass, its eyes were confused, and it didn't know what it was thinking.

"What is goodness?"

This question has always been entwined in Xia Wuji's heart, and there is no answer.

A few days ago, it was stumped by the contradiction between herbivores and carnivores. Later, according to the memory in the novel of the previous life, it developed grass that carnivores can also eat.

Since then, the forest has become peaceful.Everyone sat in rows together, grazing grass, killings and disputes dropped rapidly, and it was peaceful.

Logically speaking, this should be a great good, maybe it can't be done [good? ? ? ]'s wish task, but at least it can advance the "progress bar" by half.

However, the truth slapped Xia Wuji across the face.

Xia Wuji's spirit still had a gap with the Nine Colors Deer, maybe he got closer, but compared to the effort it put in, it was nothing worth mentioning.

It's not even as good as the birds and rabbits I saved in the ice and snow...

"damn it!"

Even with Xia Wuji's good temper, he couldn't help but swear.

It is now like a humble licking dog, desperate to please the goddess, but the goddess dismisses it and compares it coldly.

Sometimes the goddess responded with a few words indifferently, which made him so happy that he couldn't find Bei.

Sometimes he even refused to say "I'm going to take a shower", which made him uneasy, thinking that he had done something to make the goddess unhappy.

"Help."

"Help me."

At this moment, there was a faint cry for help from the upper reaches of the river.

Xia Wuji twitched his ears, stepped gracefully, and walked upstream.

Soon, it saw an ugly man with a withered face struggling in the river water. With the ups and downs of the river, his head popped out from time to time, his hands were waving wildly, and he was extremely panicked.

"Help me."

"Come and save me."

He was crying out in despair, trying to save his life.

But here is a forest with few people.

"This should be the snake charmer."

Xia Wuji felt something in his heart.

If his intuition is correct, this is the "ungrateful" snake charmer in the original route.

Jiuselu saved his life, but he betrayed Jiuselu instead, and finally got what he deserved.

"To save or not to save?"

This is a problem.

But soon Jiu Selu said: "Poor child, don't be afraid, I'll let you come up."

If a person with a bad nature has not done bad things, he is caught in the shooting range and chugs, which obviously does not conform to Jiu Se Lu's values.

What's more, Xia Wuji also wants to try, following this plot, whether he can understand the kindness of Jiu Se Lu.

"Is it the Nine-Colored Deer?" The snake charmer struggling in the water saw the Nine-colored Deer.

Xia Wuji also stayed in this woodland for a while, occasionally helping people in trouble and danger in the forest.

Its whereabouts are uncertain and its figure is noble. It has become an illusory legend among the folks.

"Nine-colored deer, save me."

The snake charmer struggled harder and saw Xia Wuji as the last straw.

"Do not be afraid."

Xia Wuji comforted it, and a round of divine light emerged from its forehead, bright and sacred.

Its front hooves stepped on the ground twice, "da, da", releasing boundless divine power.

All of a sudden, the whole river boiled and the water splashed.

Immediately afterwards, it seemed as if a pair of invisible giant hands appeared, cut off the river, and spread it to both sides, forming a high wall of water, and a half-foot-wide channel was opened in the middle, without any water in the channel.

The snake charmer fell into this channel from the river, struggled to get up, and ran towards the bank as if fleeing for his life.

When he was about to run to the bank, the big hand that blocked the river suddenly disappeared, and the whole river flowed and tossed again.

The snake charmer didn't have time to go ashore, so he quickly hugged the boulder on the shore, so that he was not washed away.

Now, the snake charmer is bare-chested, with half of his body in the water and half of his body on the shore, instantly forming a world-famous painting.

——Ban Dew on the Shore

After a while, the snake charmer climbed onto the shore, spit out a few sips of water, and his face showed the ecstasy of the rest of his life.

Although he knew the cause and effect, Xia Wuji still had to make a cutscene. He asked, "Who are you and why did you fall into the water?"

The snake charmer knelt on the ground, knocked his head "bang bang bang", and said, "I am a businessman. I came to the mountains to collect medicine, but I fell into the water. Thanks to the god deer for saving me, I will never forget it."

The snake charmer had just been rescued, and he was grateful, his words were all sent to his heart, and he didn't have dirty thoughts.

"Life is precious, how can you ignore death? I just hope you don't tell what you saw me."

The snake charmer said without hesitation: "The villain swears to the sky, if you leak it, you will get leprosy all over your body, and you will die." After speaking, he kowtowed reverently a few times.

"That's the best." Xia Wuji nodded, and after finishing speaking, he turned and left.

"God deer, god deer..."

Looking at Xia Wuji's leaving back, the snake charmer suddenly changed his expression, revealing a greedy look, and said loudly: "The god deer saved my life, I would like to offer fresh grass and clean water every day."

But he suddenly thought that this nine-colored deer possesses boundless divine power.As long as we can establish a good relationship with it, how can we hide the precious medicinal materials and treasures in this jungle from him?

"No need, just remember your oath." Nine-colored Deer ignored it, turned and walked into the depths of the jungle, only a faint voice came from a distance: "Don't say it's unpredictable."

"Nine-colored deer...Damn it, did it see through my mind?"

Annoyance flashed across the snake charmer's mind.

But soon he didn't know what he thought of, and a greedy look appeared on his face that damaged the city's appearance.

……

A caravan from an eastern country passed through the royal city.

They brought silks, china, rouge, gouache, all of the best.

These items that are very common in the Central Plains are precious items in the small border countries, and most of them can only be enjoyed by dignitaries.

King "Moyinguang" received the caravan in the palace.

Although this is only a small country, the palace is luxurious and magnificent.

Needless to say, there are delicacies on jade plates, delicious wine and delicacies during the banquet. There are also singing and dancing to accompany the wine.

Twelve singers are playing the flute and flute, playing the piano and wiping the strings.There are also eight dancers with bright eyes and bright teeth dancing lightly to the melodious music, with jade feet and slender waists, and the scent is scattered around, making people's minds swaying, and they can't help but be addicted to it, what a joy.

During the banquet, the atmosphere was harmonious and the guests and hosts enjoyed themselves.

The king drank a glass of wine and said casually, "Did you hear any strange things along the way?"

The leader of the caravan stood up and bowed: "I was waiting at the border of your country, and suddenly I got lost in heavy snow. Fortunately, the divine deer pointed me out, and we were able to escape."

The king was very interested and said, "Oh, a divine deer? How is it different from ordinary deer?"

"The divine deer is extraordinary. It can speak human language. It has nine colors of fur and shines like a fairy from the sky. It has the ability to move mountains." At this point, the leader of the caravan saluted the king again. , said in a slightly flattering tone: "The god deer has come, I wish your country prosperity and prosperity."

"Haha."

The ministers and the king at the banquet didn't think so, and only regarded it as an anecdote.

The queen, who was sitting next to the king, listened in her heart and inquired carefully about the news about the nine-color deer from the business travelers.

The eloquence of the people in the caravan is also excellent, and they portray the nine-color deer vividly.The gorgeous nine-color fur, the vigorous and elegant posture, and the jade coral-like antlers lingered in the queen's heart and could not be dispelled.

After the banquet was over, the queen returned to the bedroom, and as she became tired, she lay down on the jade bed to rest.

Xu is thinking day by day and dreaming at night.

In her sleep, the queen came to a boundless wonderland in her sleep.

There are traces of rain, accompanied by petals all over the sky, falling all over the sky among the clouds.

There are graceful flying fairies dressed in Xiayi, dancing with the cranes and birds, surrounded by brilliant and fragrant exotic flowers and plants.

A moment later, a Nine-Colored Immortal Deer came over the clouds, with a halo behind its head, which was extremely gorgeous.

When it appeared on the stage, it seemed that all the rays of light in the world were captured by this nine-color deer, eclipsing flying fairies, cranes and birds, and exotic flowers and plants.

It becomes the sole focus.

Followed by.

The picture turned again, but it was the queen wearing nine-color clothes, glamorous, celestial and national, and her beauty was unearthly.

……

wake up.

The queen lazily got up from the bed, and was dressed and got up by the maid.

Sitting in front of the mirror, she was about to paint and dress up, but found that the woman in the mirror was beautiful, but her face was yellow, and the corners of her eyes were wrinkled, and she was no longer as youthful and beautiful as a girl.

Compared with the image in the dream wearing nine-color clothes, it is even more different.

The queen sighed inwardly, opened the dressing box, and applied it for a while.

But she found that the rouge powder from the Celestial Dynasty could not cover up the wrinkles, nor could it make her skin moist and smooth like a girl.

"Nine-colored deer are so beautiful, who cares about them."

The queen looked at the "yellow-faced woman" in the mirror, and thought of herself in the dream, dressed in nine-color neon clothes.

With an unknown fire in his heart, with a wave of his arm, he turned into a "desktop cleaning master", and in the sound of "crackling", he pushed all the rouge, gouache, and jewelry on the ground.

"Queen calm down, Queen calm down."

The maids were trembling, and the queen was always moody. Although she didn't know why she was angry, she still knelt down before speaking.

"I am the queen, and the horns of the nine-color deer are born to set off my beauty and nobility. It is a gift from heaven." The queen's eyes gradually became hot: "The nine-color deer is mine, and it can only be mine."

At this moment, the queen has made a decision, she will not give up without taking the fur.

"Let your majesty come down here, just say that I'm sick and linger on the bed." The queen's eyes rolled, and she already had an idea in her mind.

Although she is a queen, she is still a woman after all, a vassal of the king, if she wants to take the nine-color deer, she has to let the king do it for her.

"Yes……"

Mo Yue half an hour later, the king, wearing a crown and robes, rushed to the queen's bedroom in a hurry.

The queen and the king have a strong relationship, and the queen's natal family is also a major force in the kingdom.Back then, the king was able to sit on the throne, which was inseparable from the strong support of the queen's natal family.

So when he heard that the queen was sick, the king hurried over.As soon as he entered the bedroom, he asked anxiously, "Ma'am, how are you doing?"

The queen lay on her side on the jade floor, her face was pale, her breathing was weak, she coughed twice: "Your Majesty, I am just a little sick, it's fine."

"You are so weak, how can you say it's okay." The king frowned, raised his hands and said, "Come here, Imperial Physician Xuan."

"No, Your Majesty, this concubine is suffering from a heart disease, and the medicine stone is a stubborn doctor." The queen pulled the king's sleeve and coughed twice.

Of course she wasn't sick, she was just proficient in makeup.

"Heart disease?" The king said with concern: "But Madam is in love with her family, so I will send Madam home personally."

The queen shook her head feebly, and said: "No, it was the concubine who listened to the caravan and wanted the fur of the nine-color deer to make clothes. I was thinking too much, so I got this disease."

The king and the queen were old couples, and instantly understood each other's thoughts, and immediately shook their heads and said, "This deer's whereabouts are uncertain, and the deer is auspicious, so don't injure it recklessly, madam, please avoid trouble."

"How can there be any deer auspiciousness, it is clear that he refuses to obey me, and the concubine must make clothes from deerskin." As she said, the queen hammered the king's chest with her small fist.

The king sighed: "It's useless to find it."

The queen wept bitterly, and said: "As a queen, your Majesty loves deer and doesn't love me, so what face do I have in life, I might as well die."

This is simply running out of routine. Who can bear the big move of "crying, making trouble, and hanging himself" just after the two sides fought.

The king was dumbfounded: "Ah...but..."

The queen bit her lip, leaned forward again, and whispered to the king: "If Your Majesty brings the Nine-Colored Deer, I will be willing..." These are some obscene words, which are unbearable to the ear.

The king's head is big again.

Just now it was above, this time it is below.

The Buddha said: Men with wisdom roots will be more impulsive.

King is also not listed.

"You are my favorite queen."

After the king thought for a moment, a pampering and domineering smile appeared on his face: "If there is really a nine-color deer in this world, let alone in the jungle outside the king's city, even outside the Jiuchongtian, I will fetch it for you myself."

"Your Majesty~" the queen said affectionately.

"Ma'am~" the king replied
"Your Majesty~"

"lady."

Spring is here, can summer be far behind?
Summer is here, can mosquitoes be far behind?
Mosquitoes are coming, will the "popping" sound of beating mosquitoes be far behind?

Turning Luan and Phoenix upside down, I don't know what the world is.

(End of this chapter)