Honghuang, my disciple ruined Journey to the West

Chapter 80 The world belongs to me, and so do the people!

Fa Hai leaned over and looked down, but no, one of Chen Xuanzang's feet was firmly being stepped on by himself.

Immediately, Fahai felt very embarrassed, and said with a smile, "Amitabha! It was the poor monk who was careless and careless, and thus stepped on Elder Xuanzang's foot. Don't blame the elder."

He is sincere!

But Chen Xuanzang on the opposite side, his brows were almost twisted into a ball, and he stared and said: "Then you...you still don't take your feet away!"

"Oh, I forgot, forgot." Fa Hai hurriedly withdrew the soles of his feet, but Chen Xuanzang gave Fa Hai a hard look, followed him to Li Shimin, did not let Fa Hai draw lots first, and drew one by himself. .

Fa Hai curled his lips and muttered, "As for it, it's really petty to fuss over such trivial matters!"

When these words came out, Chen Xuanzang was so angry that his heart was blocked, as if a stone had been thrust into his heart.His eyes were smoldering, but his shoulders were still shaking.

What made Chen Xuanzang even more astonished was that Tang Wang Li Shimin didn't look at him at all, but chatted with this uneducated Fahai.Don't know what to talk about, Tang Wang smiled.

After Elder Zhide finished drawing lots, Taishicheng Fu Yi announced: "Elder Xuanzang, you have won the red lottery! Elder Zhide has won the red lottery!"

"Elder Fahai draws the green lottery!"

"I announce that Elder Fa Hai will enter the third round of final competition! Elder Xuanzang and Elder Zhide will start the second round of competition immediately!"

Hearing this, Guanyin's eyes shrank in the dark, with an unhappy expression on his face.

"Hmph, that wild monk is so lucky that he won the green lottery again!"

"It's a pity that the person who should be robbed by the way of heaven is the golden cicada. Even if the wild monk is lucky, he can't make it happen."

Pofa Vajra laughed and said: "Your Majesty's words are correct. That monk is wearing nothing but Buddhist attire, but he has no Buddha nature, lacks etiquette, and has an ordinary air. It is useless to enter the third round."

In fact, Avalokitesvara and Pofa King Kong did not know at all. There is a word called black box operation. Under the manipulation of Prince Li Chengqian and Tang Wang Li Shimin, Fa Haijin's third round was a light matter and not difficult.

If Avalokitesvara or someone from the Buddhist sect who is watching the Water and Land Ceremony, observe carefully, you may find some clues.However, he is a high-ranking Buddhist sect. Although he needs to attract believers and gain the power of faith, he despises the world in his bones!

"Hey, I'm sorry, the poor monk has entered the third round again!" Fa Hai smiled, picked up a grape from the plate, and stuffed it into his mouth leisurely.

Still babbling: "Well, this fruit tastes really sweet!"

Seeing Chen Xuanzang staring fiercely at himself with an angry face, Fa Hai also picked up a bunch of grapes and handed them over, "Why don't Elder Xuanzang try it too."

Taste the fart!
Chen Xuanzang knocked the grapes to the ground, and said angrily, "The poor monk is an orthodox monk, and he is ashamed to be with people like you."

Fa Hai was not angry at all, he picked up the grapes from the ground, wiped them with his sleeve, and stuffed them into his mouth.Sit on the chair and continue to eat grapes.

Chen Xuanzang was so angry that he felt a chill in his heart, wishing to knock Fa Hai over with his bald head.

At this time, Li Shimin stood up and raised his voice and said: "This second competition is about the theory of Buddhism. Elder Xuanzang and Elder Zhide need to explain the theory of Buddhism one by one, and tell the truth of Buddhism to the people. The taller, enter the final third round!"

"If the two elders are ready, you can start."

This time, I don't know if Chen Xuanzang was angry with Fa Hai and deliberately showed off, or what, he actually took the lead in boarding the treasure platform and discussing Buddhism.

It can be said to be true, eloquent, full of energy, saliva flying, mouth dry!

However, the dharma is extremely solemn, sitting cross-legged, talking about the principles of the Buddha, discussing the magic of the Buddha, talking about the greatness of the Buddha, citing scriptures and classics, and even exploring the theory of ancient Buddhism, which Chen Xuanzang has studied.

It can be said to be at your fingertips, wonderful!
"Good! Good!"

"It's no wonder that Chen Xuanzang is the reincarnation of a disciple of the Buddha. Even though he has become a mortal, he still has such a profound understanding of Buddhism. This King Kong admires him!" Poor King Kong was full of praise.

Even the Guanyin's eyes showed appreciation.

Nodding in satisfaction, he said: "My Lingshan disciple, even though he has entered into this world of mortals, still has such a firm heart of Buddha, and the principles of Buddhism are so profound, it is really a blessing for my Buddhist sect!"

"Heaven decides that the Buddhist gate will prosper, and the golden cicada will help my Lingshan Buddhist gate to welcome that day's karmic merits and virtues, so as to help broadcast the Buddhadharma, and it will last forever!"

Even the group of Buddhas in the Daxiong Hall who were peeking at the golden light curtain also proclaimed the Buddha's name and shouted: "Buddha's blessings, Lingshan's blessings, the journey to the west will definitely help me broadcast Buddhism and Dharma, and it will last forever!"

"Broadcasting of the Dharma will last forever!"

The voices of shouting were uniform and lofty, so beautiful that the Tathagata Buddha smiled happily.

"Cut! We've been talking for an hour, and Chen Xuanzang's mouth is foaming, and he's still saying, I don't know if he's on a stimulant, why can he beep like this!"

"Forcing Lai Lai, the poor monk is upset to hear it!"

However, Fa Hai felt that what Chen Xuanzang said was all empty talk and unrealistic words. If the Buddhist teachings were so good, there would not be so many poor people in Xiniu Hezhou. What is the reason for getting fat in vain!

When Chen Xuanzang finished talking about Buddhism, Fahai was unmoved, but the people of the Tang Kingdom below seemed to see the reincarnation of the Buddha who rescued the suffering, spread good deeds, and educated people. They all knelt on the ground and applauded. humble.

Seeing this, Fa Hai curled his lips and shook his head helplessly.

With a wry smile, he said, "This Chen Xuanzang is not talking about Buddhism, he is clearly bewitching the hearts of the people! But the people believe in this, and hope that Buddhism will bless them, so that their descendants will get the true fruit of the Buddha's destiny. It's really ridiculous!"

Tang Wang Li Shimin on the dragon chair also had a displeased look on his face. He could hear what Chen Xuanzang said vaguely, but he still understood it in general.

But as Chen Xuanzang said, only when people believe in Buddhism can they be liberated from this life, resolve fortune-telling calamities, and gain the fate of Buddha.How can he, the emperor, believe such words.

"Damn it, the world belongs to me, the people belong to me, this Chen Xuanzang talks like fart, it stinks!" Li Shimin cursed in his heart.

As for the ministers, naturally many people were applauding.

Li Shimin secretly wrote down the names of those ministers, and said in his heart: "I want you to applaud. When I go back to the palace, I will see how I deal with you! My country, if it really depends on Buddhism, it is still my country. Why don't you use it?" Forget it if the Tang Kingdom gave it to Lingshan Buddhism!"

Among the applause, the most enthusiastic one was the Prime Minister Xiao Yu. Xiao Yu didn't know that he had offended Tian Wei and would soon be dismissed from the position of Prime Minister and demoted from the capital.

"Elder Xuanzang has worked hard, please drink some water first to moisten your throat!" Xiao Yu was still very attentive, and passed the tea over.

After Chen Xuanzang drank the water, he sat next to Fahai and glanced at Fahai, as if provocative.

It seems to be saying, "Monk wild, I've finished my lecture on Buddhism. How about it? Is it awesome? Is it profound? I'm an eminent monk, and I'm much better than you, an unknown wild monk."

But Fa Hai ignored Chen Xuanzang at all.

This made Chen Xuanzang feel depressed that I did my best to perform but did not receive any rewards.

Elder Zhide, who came to the stage later, was already very old, with a white beard and white beard. Although the Buddhist theory he preached was brilliant, it could not cater to the psychology of the common people.

At the end of the talk, the people were not interested, and he was a little bit embarrassed, Zhe Liuzi claimed that he had suffered from heat stroke, and retreated from the high platform.

In this way, there were not many people shouting, and they fell behind Chen Xuanzang.

Later, Tai Shicheng Fu Yi announced: "The one who enters the third round is Elder Xuanzang!"

When the words were finished, the people below all shouted the name of Elder Xuanzang, and for a while, it was spread in Chang'an City that the position of the great Zen master of this Water and Land Ceremony should belong to Chen Xuanzang.

But, how did they know that the real shit-stirring stick, our Elder Fa Hai, hasn't appeared yet!

(End of this chapter)