Honghuang, my disciple ruined Journey to the West

Chapter 78 Monk, Are You Eating Meat Secretly?
Above the Nine Heavens.

The Jade Emperor left the Lingxiao Palace, but there are still many immortals gathered here to watch the scene of the Water and Land Ceremony in the Haotian Mirror.

"Haha. Because of a monk, the Water and Land Ceremony has become much darker. Why is Guanyin's complexion as ugly as a bitter gourd? Interesting and interesting!"

"I guess the monk should be sleeping at home and hasn't woken up yet. Otherwise, how could he have missed this Buddhist Dharma meeting? It's really a slap in the face of Buddhism."

"The people in Lingshan must be paying attention to the Water and Land Ceremony, but I don't know how they feel at the moment? Are they smiling so brightly like our fairy family, hehehe."

The Celestial Family of Heavenly Court dare not harden the Buddhist sect, but as long as something embarrassing happens to the Buddhist sect, they will definitely not let go of the opportunity to ridicule and make fun of it, so as to cover up the incompetence and boredom of the Celestial Family of Celestial Court!
Chang'an City, Xiangguo Temple.

Prince Li Chengqian, who was standing among the common people, was also very anxious at the moment.Just before the Water and Land Ceremony was about to start, he separated from his brother Fa Hai and let him enter Xiangguo Temple by himself to wait for the selection of eminent monks.

Unexpectedly, senior brother Fa Hai didn't show up at this time, and he didn't know where he went.

"Damn it, senior brother, you should be a person, everything has been planned, and you can't make a deviation because of you."

"A big living person, why did he disappear?"

At this time, Prime Minister Xiao Yu was finally able to intervene in Tang Wang Li Shimin's side, so he told Tang Wang Li Shimin about the fact that there was still an eminent monk who was not here.

In fact, Li Shimin already knew about Fahai's participation in the Water and Land Ceremony.

But he still deliberately asked, "What's the name of that monk?"

Xiao Yu reported, "That monk's name is Fahai!"

However, what the courtiers, the common people, Guanyin, King Kong, even Lingshan Buddha Tathagata, a group of Buddhas, and the immortals in the heavenly court never expected was that...
After hearing the name reported by Xiao Yu, Tang Wang Li Shimin nodded and praised: "Well, the Buddhist name of this eminent monk is very pleasant, I like it very much!"

"???"

"???"

I'm sorry!

Your Majesty, it is not a question of whether the name sounds good or not, the main reason is that the monk Fahai did not come. He is one of the five eminent monks. He should have honored the emperor's order to attend the water and land ceremony, but he was neglected. Not yet!

Are you not angry?

"Your Majesty, no, what I want to say is that." Prime Minister Xiao Yu wanted to say, the ministers are all waiting, the common people are watching, the Water and Land Ceremony must be held on time, and it cannot be delayed because of a monk.

However, before Xiao Yu finished speaking, a voice suddenly came from the Buddhist hall of Xiangguo Temple.

"It's over, it's over! How can I take a nap, there will be no one left, I can't miss the water and land ceremony, the poor monk still wants to become famous"

Under the stunned and astonished eyes of the crowd, Fa Hai, who was tidying up the messy robes in a panic, rushed out from the door, with sweat on his forehead, and an anxious look on his face!
hiss!
All the people who saw this scene gasped, stared at Fa Hai with fixed eyes.

Standing still, Fa Hai was a little embarrassed to see everyone staring at him with the same eyes.

Scratching his shiny head.

He chanted a Buddhist saying: "Amitabha!"

He also said shamelessly, "Don't blame, don't blame! The poor monk has been delayed for a while because of comprehending Buddhism, this is the fault of the poor monk!"

But everyone was still stunned and stunned!

Some people even kept their mouths silent, but their hearts were already full of laughter.

"This monk is really an eminent monk, why do I think he is a wonderful flower!"

"Enlighten the Dharma? That's not what he said just now. If I heard you right, he said doze off, doze off, and he overslept by dozing off!"

"What kind of eminent monk, he doesn't look like an eminent monk at all, but this monk is really handsome, I like his shiny big head!"

But Prime Minister Xiao Yu was afraid that Li Shimin, king of Tang Dynasty, would blame him. When he saw Fa Hai appearing, his eyes showed a little disgust.

Even if the other party is the person recommended by the crown prince, he can't miss the hour.What's more, this monk was also appointed by himself, and he was somewhat responsible.

So Xiao Yu said respectfully: "Your Majesty, this monk missed the time of the Dharma meeting and neglected the king. He should be imprisoned!"

"Although I have given this monk the quota of eminent monks, I dare not protect him. Your Majesty, please punish this monk!"

Listening to Xiao Yu's tone, it gives people a sense of righteousness!
But Tang Wang Li Shimin ignored the prime minister Xiao Yu.

Instead, he smiled, looked at Fa Hai with a pleasant expression, and said, "It's a trivial matter for this eminent monk to delay time because of comprehending Buddhism!"

"I don't blame anyone. I hope the eminent monk will recite the Dharma to save our country from disaster."

Hearing this, Prime Minister Xiao Yu didn't know what he was thinking, and wanted to speak again.

But he was reprimanded by Tang Wang Li Shimin: "Okay, Prime Minister Xiao, don't talk too much. Today's water and land ceremony is a grand meeting. Don't miss the progress of the ceremony because of such small details. This king is kind-hearted. Punishing an eminent monk for such a trivial matter, wouldn't it appear narrow-minded."

"Don't talk too much, it will make me unhappy!"

There seemed to be a bit of reproach in the eyes of Tang Wang Li Shimin.

This made Prime Minister Xiao Yu feel as if he had eaten poop, with an uncomfortable and extremely depressed expression on his face.The monk should have been the one to blame, but why did King Tang blame himself instead.

Xiao Yu drooped his head and stepped aside.

How did he know that Li Shimin knew Fa Hai a long time ago, and he also knew that Fa Hai and his own prince were disciples of that god-man in the dojo.

Punish this Fahai?
Why don't you make trouble, Li Shimin would not be so stupid as to offend that man of God who lives in seclusion in the dojo and has boundless mana.What's more, his son Li Chengqian has become an immortal, and he has gained a lot of benefits from that dojo, it's too late for Li Shimin to be grateful.

"Hey! It's okay, it's okay, senior brother finally appeared."

"If he doesn't show up, I won't let the crown prince take money to buy chicken legs for him in the future!"

Prince Li Chengqian breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, Tang Wang Li Shimin stood up from the dragon chair, looked at the five eminent monks, and said loudly: "The Water and Land Dharma Assembly has begun. For the first time, we need to draw lots first. All five eminent monks have come before me. Just draw lots."

Five eminent monks proclaimed the Buddha's name, came down from the precious platform, and walked towards Li Shimin.

Pong!
Fa Hai, who was walking behind, deliberately bumped into Chen Xuanzang, causing Fa Hai to stagger.

Just as Chen Xuanzang was about to speak, Fa Hai said with displeasure on his face, "You monk, why don't you look at the road? If you hit me, monk, you won't be able to pay for it if you sell yourself."

"Why are you frowning? Try frowning again. Believe it or not, I will slap you?"

Chen Xuanzang was quite annoyed by Fa Hai, he flicked his sleeves and ignored him.

However, Fa Hai stood up behind Chen Xuanzang again, and the next sentence he uttered made Li Shimin in the field feel trembling for a while.

Hearing that Fahai had a relationship, he said to Chen Xuanzang: "Monk, your ass is really big. To be honest, are you secretly eating meat?"

"Don't pretend to me, you must be eating meat secretly. If you are fat, if the meat on your butt is cut off, you can make hundreds of big meat buns."

"Don't stare, is it because you were hit by the poor monk and got angry?!"

After these words, Chen Xuanzang was so angry that he almost died sitting on the ground.

It was Li Shimin who stopped him embarrassingly, "Ahem, Elder Fahai, don't talk nonsense, let's draw lots first."

Fahai saw Tang Wang Li Shimin winking at him, so he shut up, straightened his robes, recited the Buddha's name, raised his head and chest, showing an unfathomable appearance of an eminent monk!
The rules of the lottery are simple.

There is a bamboo tube in front of Li Shimin, and there are five Buddha sticks in it, and each of the five eminent monks draws one.

Wait for Fahai, Chen Xuanzang and others to finish drawing.

Then Taishi Cheng Fu Yi checked the lottery and announced the content of the first round of the competition.

(End of this chapter)