Honghuang, my disciple ruined Journey to the West

Chapter 33 You Haven't Peed Recently, Have You?
"People in the Buddhist sect are all hypocrites. They clearly wanted to spread the Dharma, but they drove that golden cicada off the Lingshan Mountain and became a Buddhist scripture learner on a journey to the West."

"Wouldn't it be ridiculous for a monk from his own sect to fetch his scriptures!"

"Jin Chanzi hasn't set out yet, and is stranded in Chang'an City. I'm afraid the Buddha of Lingshan is so anxious that he lost all his hair!"

"Oh, by the way, I forgot, the Tathagata has no hair at all, hahaha"

A group of immortals in the heavenly court did not hesitate to ridicule, and they all uttered sarcasm.As if this could overwhelm the Buddhist gate.

Including the Jade Emperor on the dragon chariot, who was also stroking his beard, very comfortable.

Seeing this, Nezha standing below couldn't help feeling a little contemptuous.

"Cut! Why didn't I realize that the gods in Heaven are really shameless!"

"What are you so proud of? You can't do anything about Buddhism by yourself. Now that the Buddhist Journey to the West has changed a little bit, I just want you to succeed like this. If my seniors, brothers and sisters, really dragged down Journey to the West, You still have to die laughing!"

Nezha found out after he left the dojo and returned to the Heavenly Court.This Heavenly Court is really incomparable with the dojo established by the master, but the brothers and sisters in my dojo, the brothers and sisters are the most kind and sincere.

The fairy family in Tianting have been suppressed by Buddhism and have no backbone. They dare not toughen the Buddhism, so they can only laugh behind their backs.

This seems to be no different from those hypocritical and shameless Buddhas.

"I hope that the trip to the West will be dragged down early, so that I can go back to the dojo and continue reading comic books."

"By the way, the comic books in the dojo are so beautiful! My favorite!"

Underworld.

Outside the Hall of Yama.

The place is full of ghosts and black mist, giving people an extremely depressing feeling.Even the Hall of Yama in front of you stood tall, like a ferocious beast crawling in the darkness with its huge mouth open.

Originally, if Tang Wang Li Shimin didn't know about the Westward Journey, then that's all.

When you come here, you will definitely be terrified and trembling with fear!

But Li Shimin, who knew the Buddhist arrangement, was not afraid anymore.

"I am the majestic ninth-five-year-old. I have been on the battlefield for many years, and I have killed hundreds of people. If I was frightened by the underworld, it would be disgraceful to the Tang Dynasty!"

"Not afraid! I'm not afraid at all!"

Although Li Shimin's mouth was wrong and his feet were trembling, he still pretended to be calm.

"Chengqian said, let me procrastinate in this underworld, so I will procrastinate. Let's see what this underworld can do to me?"

Are you waiting for King Yama to summon you?

Why!
King Yama is the king of the underworld, and he is still the emperor of the Tang Kingdom. In terms of status, he is roughly equal. Why should he condescend and wait for the king of Yama to summon him?

Li Shimin, with his hands behind his back, didn't listen to the words of black and white impermanence, and started walking around the underworld by himself.

While walking, but also give yourself courage!

This underworld is surrounded by black mist, jagged rocks, and the path is hard to discern, all are narrow paths.

Li Shimin stopped and walked, admiring the scene of the underworld.

"Although this underworld is a bit gloomy, it is also a wonderful sight, which really opened my eyes."

"This flower is so beautiful, but it smells like a rancid smell. It smells bad! It smells bad!"

"Huh? There seems to be some movement ahead. Do you want to go over and see if it's okay? I'm the king of Tang, so why be afraid! I'm here to play, so why be afraid."

So Li Shimin, dressed in a dragon robe and with his hands behind his back, looked for the source of the sound and walked over.

As he walked, he came to a road and found that there were many people in front of him, forming a long queue.

"Strange? Isn't this the underworld, why are there so many people?" Li Shimin walked over, wanting to find out.

What surprised him was that these people all had their heads down and their faces were pale.

Some were ragged and bruised.

Li Shimin even saw that a person was holding a human head in his hand.

The human head has a long mouth, talking to itself.

He muttered: "This is my head, my head was chopped off, hehehe. My head was chopped off."

Seeing this, Li Shimin was extremely astonished, and originally told himself not to be afraid, but at this moment, seeing such a scene, even Li Shimin felt guilty and his head and feet felt cold!

There was an old woman next to her, so Li Shimin walked over.

Asked: "Dare to ask, where is this place?"

The old woman raised her pale face and stared into her black and purple eyes.

With a dry mouth, like chewing wax, he said, "This is the underworld!"

Hell!

Of course Li Shimin knew that this was the underworld.

"No, that's not what I meant!"

"What I'm asking is, where is this place in the underworld?"

Unexpectedly, the old woman grabbed Li Shimin's hand and shouted like crazy: "I'm starving to death, my son won't give me food, you ask my son to give me something to eat. Woohoo, I I want to eat! I'm so hungry!"

The more she talked, the faster the old woman spoke, and the harsher her voice became.

Grabbing Li Shimin's hand, even more so!

When Li Shimin touched that hand, he felt as if he had touched a piece of biting ice.

It was so cold that he shivered!
"I'll give you food, I'll give you food! When I go back, I'll let your son give you food!"

"Old man, let go of your hand first, you hurt me!"

However, the old woman giggled strangely as if she didn't hear Li Shimin's words, and followed her and shouted: "I have something to eat, I have something to eat!"

After letting go of Li Shimin's hand, the old woman stuffed her fingers into her mouth, and began to chew. Suddenly, her finger was bitten off, and thick black blood flowed out.

Startled, Li Shimin took a few steps back!

At this time, a ghost official from the underworld floated over, holding a long whip in his hand.

Unable to explain, the ghost official swung his long whip, and slapped Li Shimin hard on the back.

Snapped!
The whip fell on his body, causing Li Shimin to grin his teeth in pain.

He shouted: "Who are you, why do you want to slap me? Do you know that I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty, the Ninth Five-Year Lord? You"

Snapped!
Another whip fell on Li Shimin's body.

The ghost official scolded coldly: "Go and stand up, Hugh will go crazy!"

"If you make a lot of noise here, I will send you to Senluo Purgatory!"

"Stand up obediently! Yes, it's you!"

The ghost official pointed a whip at Li Shimin's nose and yelled and cursed viciously.

Li Shimin was so angry that he argued with him.

"You dare to hurt me. I am the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. Are you guilty?"

But the ghost official laughed horribly, and sneered, "Just you? To the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty. I'm afraid you haven't peed recently."

"pee?"

"What do you mean by that?"

The ghost official said gloomyly: "If you pee, you can look in the mirror and take a good look at yourself! You ghost, how can you be the emperor of the world? The robe is not bad, it must be burned by the family. "

Speaking of this, he scolded again: "Quickly stand up, otherwise, don't blame this official for being ruthless!"

With no other choice, Li Shimin had no choice but to obediently stand in the middle of the team.

He wanted to leave, but the ghost official kept staring at him.

Even he didn't dare to act rashly!

"There are such evil officials in this underworld, it's simply abominable!"

"When I see the King of Hades, I must talk about it!"

"Those two whips, I won't suffer in vain!"

In the hall of Yan Luo.

Hades already knew about Li Shimin's soul being seduced.

According to the instructions of the Ksitigarbha King, after Li Shimin's soul enters the underworld, he needs to be aired out to make him feel timid!

At that time, go to intimidation.

It's been a while now.

Yan Wang greeted and said: "Come here, please invite Tang Wang into the palace?"

"Yes, Lord Hades!"

Immediately, a ghost messenger walked out of Yan Luo Hall.

But soon, those ghost messengers hurried back to the Hall of Yama.

Hastily reported: "It's not good! It's not good! Lord Yama, the soul of Tang Wang Li Shimin is gone!"

(End of this chapter)