Sleeping Arhat

Chapter 97
"Brother, why don't you keep staring at men for nothing, why don't you go back and stare at your old lady more if you have the time, and be filial to your old lady, so that she won't catch a cold at night." Wu Xian knew that he had seen through it when he saw him being sneaky and wretched. Zhao Min's identity, and the fat man doesn't look like a good person, so he said sarcastically.

"I don't know if it's a man? Besides, if I have that spare time, I won't look at my old lady. If I have the chance, I will visit your old lady more. Seeing that you are also delicate and tender, your mother must be a great beauty. That's a leisurely way." The fat man was not angry, but instead smiled and looked at Wu Xian, showing a row of white teeth, very obscene and unworthy of beating.

Wu Xian didn't get angry either, whoever got angry first would naturally lose the show, took another sip of wine, and said, "I don't know what my mother looks like, but looking at your fat head, big ears, short stature, and pig's appearance, you must respect your father too." You have a good-looking talent and a dignified appearance. Otherwise, how could you give birth to such an earth-shattering and weeping talent. Oh, no, no, your mother must be your mother, but your father may not be, but I should not be wrong about your father. .”

Fatty saw Wu Xian commenting on his appearance, this was the pain of Fatty's life, his face darkened unconsciously, he forced himself to calm down and said, "I am your wild father."

"Speaking of the word 'wild', I have to talk about Lingtang. I can see peach blossoms blooming under your majesty, the corners of your eyes are rippling with spring water, and the smell of different powders is mixed together on your body. I don't believe that you are not a flower picker. If you want to talk about it, you The son inherited his father's career, 18 years ago, it could not be said that Lingtang was acquired by a certain flower picker, so a genius like your Excellency was born." Wu Xian began to talk again.

"If your father sees that you look like a fat pig, wretched and wretched, and embarrassing the flower pickers, maybe he will shoot you on some wall that night, and you won't be able to get it off."

"I'm your wild father." Fatty's tone became a little more serious, and he said this sentence again.

Zhao Min also opened his eyes wide, with a pool of spring water rippling in his eyes, a pair of black and white pupils squinting sideways, snickering and peeking at Wu Xian.

"I still remember that the cattle and sheep on the pasture began to have fun again, there is still no news of your return date, and my mother's miss never stops."

"I'm your wild father."

At this moment, flames shrouded the city outside, and flames splashed everywhere, and it was unknown what was going on.

Wu Xian said again: "Did you see that, thirty miles outside the city, the fire was so bright that it burned your horse's ashes."

Finally the fat man couldn't bear it any longer, he was so angry that he spurted out a mouthful of blood, his face was also ashen, and he fell to the ground as soon as his legs became weak.

Wu Xian expressed concern and condolences again, knelt down and stood aside, and said in a caring tone: "It's getting cold, remember to cover it with more soil at night."

The fat man was out of breath again, spat out a mouthful of blood, and passed out.

After a while, there were bursts of sounds of robbers outside the house, the sound of wailing, the sharp trembling sound of swords colliding, and the booming sound of beams, trees and boulders falling to the ground.

"Escape." Although Wu Xian didn't know what was going on, but the sound of wailing and crying in purgatory outside the house, and seeing the flames rising into the sky outside the door, it must not be a good thing.

"Bring a weapon." Wu Xian roared again, without paying attention to his foot, he stepped on the fat body of the fat man, and with light and quick steps, he stuck to the wall, and picked up something with a single stroke.

Wu Xian rolled over to the top of the stairs, and took Zhao Min upstairs to get the package. Zhao Min held a long sword as if he was facing a big enemy, and saw Wu Xian holding the five or six inch sword in his hand. Changbai radish, like holding a steel knife, Zhao Min said speechlessly: "Are you going to use the radish as a weapon to kill people?"

"The function of a weapon is not to kill, but to defend oneself." Wu Xian looked left and right, saw that no one had broken into the inn, the two hurried back to the room to pick up the package, and then jumped down from the second floor, trying to lead the horse from the stable leave.

"There is someone there." Suddenly someone shouted, the language was sharp and strange, and Wu Xian vaguely heard "someone", and when he turned his head, there were three figures in black cloaks, with thick black and strange looks painted on their faces inside the cloaks. , unable to see their faces clearly, the three of them rushed over with strides.

Wu Xian waved the radish, suddenly came to his senses, and saw the juicy white radish, he was a little reluctant for a while, so he quickly put it in Zhao Min's hand, took out the steel knife from his waist, and rushed over, As soon as the steel knife came out, "the energy of the knife spanned for twenty miles", the three of them felt a cold throat, a hideous torn wound on their necks, their skin was ripped apart, they clutched their necks in panic, roared hoarsely, and twitched on the ground in panic for a long time , Then there was no sound.

Wu Xian looked at the soaring fire snake in the south, the raging fire was like a ferocious monster, devouring all the buildings in the south, and heard the sound of robbery and massacre in all directions, turned his head and said to Zhao Min: "Princess, you are smart and witty, we In which direction to flee."

"Why run away? The bandits set fire to the city. They must have planned to take advantage of the fire and run away. If the bandits are powerful and fearless, they will rampage and kill everyone." Zhao Min rolled his eyes. , then sorted out his thoughts, and said with confidence.

Wu Xian looked at Zhao Min and said, "Can I trust you?"

"If I guess wrong, I'll swallow this carrot." Zhao Min was a little annoyed. Wu Xian, a big fool, dared to question his IQ, so he said angrily.

Wu Xian was wary, his eyes slightly suspicious, and he said slowly: "You are just greedy for my radish."

"You..." Zhao Min pointed at Wu Xian, feeling very displeased in his heart, it's just a radish, why is this princess coveting your radish.

"A radish." Zhao Min looked down again. This radish is white and watery, with green stalks at the root, juicy and straight. It looks delicate and cute.

The sky was dazzling, and the sea of ​​flames flowed across the sky. Crazy waves of fire followed one after another, trying to swallow the entire Wuzhen with their teeth and claws.

The thieves are robbing and killing people everywhere, and the residents are running around and hiding. There are many people from the rivers and lakes in the town, who have united and fought bravely. The group of thieves has already hit a nail. , wearing wooden armor, as soon as he came out of the Li Feng, he fought with the thieves. Seeing that the situation was not good, the thieves gathered together and slipped away together.

"Let's go, go and kill those poor hunters." The blue veins under the bronze-colored skin of the iron head are bulging, and the eyes are like birds of prey, turbulent, sharp and shocking.

"Okay, I've seen those hunters not pleasing to my eyes." "Let's go, haha." The atmosphere of the group of people was very enthusiastic, with iron heads running in front, all brandishing swords in their hands, and all bowed their bodies, and quickly moved towards Run out of town.

(End of this chapter)