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Chapter 88 Routine System, Undead 【Favorites】

After reaching the hut in the back room in the dark, Chen Ya pulled the pull-type light switch, then took off his pants and started pooping.

After a busy day, at night, I finally have time to solve my personal problems.

And Chen Ya, who was squatting in a large size, also used this time to sum up. Currently, all the mission rewards have been used up, leaving only 4 yuan, and there is also a special lucky draw opportunity, and 70 challenge points.

He didn't intend to use the special lottery chance, but was going to accumulate it first. As for... the challenge point, Chen Ya couldn't help asking in his heart:
"System, what the hell is this challenge point?"

[No comment, the challenge point will only be unlocked after the host starts the second phase of the main mission. 】

Chen Ya was taken aback, and immediately guessed in his heart. After all, he had been an online writer, so he still had some basic ideas. According to the system's reply, this so-called challenge point was definitely something that could be consumed.

No comment?

If you don't tell me, I can guess it!The corner of Chen Ya's mouth twitched, and he immediately asked in his heart:
"This challenge point should be used to exchange items. The second phase of the main task will definitely open the system mall, right?"

【………】

The system was silent, which made Chen Ya affirm the thoughts in his heart, and then said:
"If you don't activate the mall function now, you must be worried that I will spend the challenge points indiscriminately. If you guess well, the system mall will definitely have the function of exchanging RMB."

Regarding this sentence, the system was silent for a while, and after a while, it gave a reply:

[Please host, don't use the routine system. 】

Chen Ya laughed, did he know it was a trick?It's a pity that even if you don't say it, I can still guess it pretty well, but then, he who was squatting in a big size suddenly became serious, and then asked:
"Suppose I didn't choose the wilderness live broadcasting system, but Shenhao, Tianchuan, Xiuzhen... and other systems of Long Aotian, what would you do?"

This time, the system responded very readily.

[If the host chooses these, the system will delete part of your memory, and then go to find the next host. 】

Hearing this, Chen Ya was a little silent. Fortunately, he chose the right one. As a network writer, why didn't he know about these systems that were badly written in novels?
What is Shenhao system?Keep throwing money, pretending to slap your face!
What about crossing the heavens?It means that the protagonist goes to another plane, fights monsters and upgrades, pretends to face, and accepts beauties and so on.

Cultivation... This is even more ridiculous, how can there be such a thing in reality?

In the final analysis, online novels are just a kind of spiritual entertainment. Even if there are these things, the people in the whole world may all become idiots. Only such an IQ can be worthy of the protagonists of Long Aotian.

Although, Chen Ya is also a system, but he is more willing to believe that his system is a high technology that humans cannot analyze, rather than something that makes everyone mentally retarded.

As for why he chose the wilderness live broadcast system, and why Chen Ya knew so many survival skills, the answer is actually simpler.

I won't tell you!
……

After taking the poop, Chen Ya picked up the rolled paper at the side, wiped his butt, put on his pants and went back into the house.

As soon as he entered the room, he could smell the aroma of the food, and there was even a not strong, not weak smell of wine. Chen Ya immediately looked at the square table, but saw five small dishes on it.

Stir-fried bacon with green peppers, scallion fried eggs, shredded cabbage, stir-fried lettuce, and a plate of peanuts, and finally there is an opened jar of wine.

Chen Ya's complexion changed, and he immediately stepped forward to check. He was relieved when he saw that there were no goji berries and dog whips in the jar. more than a year.

And then, when he looked at the side dishes on the table, especially when he saw the heart-shaped scallion omelet, he immediately lost his composure!
"This Ma Ling really is... a wicked person!"

An omelette is an omelette, but it is fried in the shape of a heart. Isn't this a hint, there is a ghost!

Chen Ya didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and then looked at the peanuts and the jar of white wine on the table. Is this trying to trick me?After getting drunk, you were forced to bow by your overlord?Then cook raw rice?

None of the doors!
At this moment, Chen Ya seriously suspected that Ma Ling had drugged the wine and was about to rape him, so a look of vigilance appeared in his eyes.

"It's been so long, I thought you fell into the latrine."

Ma Ling walked out of the kitchen with two pairs of bowls and chopsticks, and then said:
"Save the radishes for the stew tomorrow, wash your hands now, and dinner will be served soon."

Chen Ya nodded, then questioned:

"Where did you get the wine and peanuts?"

Upon hearing the question, Ma Ling replied casually:

"I just went home and brought over the wine that my father hid."

Ma Ling's father, if he found out about this, he would probably faint in the bathroom. He was not yet married, and his elbow was turned outward. Is this his own daughter?
Alright, Chen Ya washed his hands, returned to the front and back of the table, Ma Ling filled the meal and handed it over, looking like a woman at home.

But after Chen Ya took the bowl, he was very careful. He wouldn't touch the wine, but the food should be fine, so he picked up a piece of green lettuce with chopsticks and put it in his mouth to chew.

"It tastes good, very crispy." Chen Ya praised it.

Ma Ling smiled triumphantly and said:
"Of course, don't look at who did it!"

Afterwards, the two of them ate. Although they were all side dishes, they were very tasty. They were in the shape of fried eggs. They really bothered Chen Ya. Ma Ling poured herself a glass of white wine, and then asked:

"Yaya, would you like a drink?"

"I do not want!"

Chen Ya shook his head and refused, Ma Ling was a little disappointed and said:

"Then I'll drink it myself."

As she said that, Ma Ling picked up the glass and took a sip. As expected of Marshal Ma, a hero among girls, Chen Ya was not surprised. Everyone in the village can drink this local 53-degree liquor. Children in the village can also drink half a catty.

Afterwards, Chen Ya and Ma Ling chatted while eating.

When Ma Ling learned that because of being an outdoor anchor, Chen Ya planned to leave the village at noon the day after tomorrow, she immediately frowned and said:

"I just got home, and you're leaving, can't you stay a few more days?"

Chen Ya shook his head. It is absolutely impossible for him to stay at home all the time. Seeing this, Ma Ling hummed immediately:
"Don't think I don't know, you met a lot of beauties during the live broadcast, Xiao Yezi is one of them!"

Little Leaf knows?Chen Ya was speechless, obviously Fatty Qin said everything, this guy with no loyalty, but Ma Ling said in a haughty way:
"You men are all playboys!"

Hearing this, Chen Ya couldn't help but refute, raised his eyebrows and asked:
"In the eyes of your women, are all men flirtatious?"

"Isn't it?" Ma Ling asked back.

Since you think so, I'll talk to you, Chen Ya's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but say:

"Let's not talk about men's flirtatiousness, let's talk about women, have you liked lively and humorous boys since elementary school?"

Ma Ling was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking for a while, she nodded, while Chen Ya continued to ask:

"After entering junior high school, do you like boys with good academic performance?"

There's nothing wrong with being a master male god, Ma Ling nodded again to admit it, Chen Ya saw this, and asked again:

"In high school, don't you guys like boys who play basketball well and have athletic cells more?"

Sunshine boys, even better!

Ma Ling nodded for the third time, and Chen Ya also asked the last question:
"Now, do you guys like 'warm men' again?"

Warm man, do women like it?Ma Ling rolled her eyes, but she didn't understand what the hell Chen Ya was doing.

At this time, a smile appeared on Chen Ya's face, and then he said:

"Have you admitted it all? You women have been changing since you were a child! And what about us men? From ancient times to the present, we only like beautiful women with good figures. This has never changed."

"So... why do you say that we men are fickle?"

At this moment, what Chen Ya is talking about is awe-inspiring, but he is justifying the names of the male compatriots!On the contrary, Ma Ling was dumbfounded and wanted to refute, but didn't know how to say it.

The fact is true, men only like beautiful and good-looking women, and women's preferences are always changing, so it is self-evident who is playing the game.

"You are lying!" Ma Ling was furious.

The fallacy is also reasonable, Chen Ya laughed loudly, then picked up the wine jar, poured himself a glass of white wine, suddenly stopped his movements, opened his mouth and asked:
"You didn't take any medicine, did you?"

"Prescribe medicine? Are you insane!" Ma Ling rolled her eyes.

Seeing this, Chen Ya drank it with peace of mind. The spicy baijiu entered his mouth, how refreshing it is!Seeing this, Ma Ling couldn't help but say:
"Hmph! I asked you just now if you want to drink, didn't you say no?"

Hearing this, Chen Ya drank two long sips of white wine, and immediately said with a smile:
"Don't you know that when we men say no, we are actually very honest physically?"

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[PS: A temporary interlude of good news, recommended by the main site next week on Sanjiang, including the book written for the studio, this is the third time for Lao Sha to go to Sanjiang, no!It was Sanjiang who went to Laosha, um, isn’t it too obvious to show off like this?

Well, although there is no Hanlin Academy now, and there is no so-called Sanjiang ticket, but for Lao Sha, it is still something to be happy about. I hope that the results of this book can surpass the previous one, Wilderness. 】

(End of this chapter)