I can summon history meow

Chapter 85 Long Long Brand Cat Shit Coffee

Leisurely afternoon tea time.

Huo Guangmiao, Jing Longmiao, Cao Chongmiao, Yuanzhangmiao, and Chen Xing all gathered at the table, enjoying a wonderful afternoon tea time.

"Meow~"

After Huo Guangmiao meowed comfortably, he said, "Is there such a delicious thing? Why didn't you take it out earlier."

"That's right, what you have done is incompetent. We have decided to revoke your one-word side-by-side king and redesignate you as the Duke of Meow. Next time you are like this, I will sentence you to five meows!"

Yuanzhang Miao also echoed, and he was quite satisfied with the dessert.

In ancient times, the sugar making technology was not so developed. Although there were pastries and desserts, the sweetness was basically difficult to compare with the desserts under modern technology.

"Save a few copies and send them to the three Zhang brothers on the third floor and Qingzhao Miao who is sleeping on the fourth floor." Chen Xing also ate dessert lazily, and said as he ate.

"That's natural."

Jing Longmiao buried his head in the dessert, and said vaguely: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's already been prepared, there will be no mistakes."

Layman Yi'an is one for me, a great virtuous teacher is one for me, and the hero and general is one for me... Hehehe, perfect distribution, I am really a little genius.

Looking at the silly and edible Jing Longmiao, Chen Xing couldn't help but sighed, and at this moment, his cell phone rang.

Chen Xing glanced at it, it was an unknown number, and he connected it casually: "Hello, who is it?"

"Is it Boss Chen? Your machine has arrived. If it's convenient now, we'll deliver it right away."

Chen Xing was still wondering what kind of machine it was, but suddenly thought of the milk tea making equipment he bought at a cost of three thousand oceans, and then nodded quickly: "It's convenient and convenient, come quickly."

Chen Xing had a dream a long time ago, that is to have endless milk tea, drink one cup after another!
Now that there is a machine that you can do it yourself, how wonderful it is.

Soon, someone delivered the goods to the door. After setting everything up, Chen Xing began to follow the instructions and try to make milk tea.

All the cats and cats around gathered around, including Yuanzhang's civil and military cats. They wandered around the machine curiously, as if they had seen this thing for the first time.

Well, not to mention the cats, it was also the first time for Chen Xing to get close to this kind of machine, but he didn't know how to operate it, so he could only follow the machine step by step.

"How do you use this thing?"

Yuanzhang squatted on the table, looked at Chen Xing who was fiddling with the machine, and couldn't help being full of curiosity: "Press this to make milk tea?"

The Mongolian plateau produces milk tea. As the Yuanzhang who expelled the Tartars, he naturally knows milk tea.

Not only know, but also drink.

It's just that the current milk tea is a bit different from the one Yuan Zhang Miao had drunk back then.

Chen Xing didn't directly answer Yuan Zhang's words, but after a while of fuss, he followed the operation steps of the machine and the few packs of milk tea powder as a gift, and successfully produced a bucket of milk tea.

Divided a few cups to a few little cats, and then said with a smile: "Try it."

Yuanzhang's civil and military cats also came over, wanting to taste the taste of milk tea, but Chen Xing would not give them this drink.

Milk can cause diarrhea in cats, and tea can make cats hyperactive, which is especially bad for the kidneys.The sugar content of milk tea is very high. After drinking it, cats will affect their health, ranging from gastrointestinal discomfort to severe diarrhea.

However, Yuanzhang cats and other historical cats are different. Their eating habits are undoubtedly the same as those of normal people, and they will not cause adverse consequences because of this.

Looking at the satisfied expressions of the cats, Chen Xing nodded, and added a sentence by the way: "This machine can not only make milk tea, but also coffee. Do you want to try it?"

"coffee?"

Jing Longmiao, who had already drank all the milk tea in the cup, immediately cheered up, and then meowed with great interest: "I heard from Cang Shu that there is a kind of coffee called cat poop coffee, do you want to try it? It's a pity that the general doesn't want to go to the toilet today, but if you want, the general can still pull out some if you work hard."

Yuan Zhangmiao and Huo Guangmiao looked incredulously. It was the first time they heard this word, and Chen Xing's expression was a little weird.

Why are modern people so perverted, can cat feces be drunk?

Chen Xing’s forehead is covered with black lines: “Cat feces coffee refers to the fact that civet cats excrete the coffee beans intact after eating the coffee cherries. People extract the coffee beans in their feces and then process them, not directly Made coffee out of cat poop!"

"Almost."

Jing Longmiao didn't care, instead he said righteously: "As your own brother, I don't mind eating some coffee beans, then excrete them intact, and grind coffee for you!"

Chen Xing: ...

Kiss brother shit, right?

Chen Xing waved his hands and began to think about his plan to make money.

After buying this machine, the money from Chen Xing’s bank card will also be spent. The money earned through Jing Longmiao’s “selling lust” on the video platform has been squandered by the “playboy” Chen Xing. It's time to sit and eat.

Qingzhaomiao's manuscript fee is estimated to be quite a lot, but it will be released in half a month, and Chen Xing has once again fallen into a situation where he has no money to spend.

The cat cafe may open tomorrow, but the location is here, and the flow of people should be average.

Do we still have to use the old method, and bounty hunters come back?
Chen Xing couldn't help feeling a little bit confused.

Although it is his duty to fight crime, Chen Xing is tired of letting the other side lick blood, and has retired for dozens of days.

Could it be, do you really want to go out for a few taels of money?

It seems that a bounty hunter for a day is a bounty hunter for the rest of his life.

It's best to hunt down those guys who spread obscenity and pornography. They usually have strongholds, so it's best to catch them!
Chen Xing prayed secretly in his heart.

But at this moment, the wind chime at the door rang, and before Chen Xing could look up, he heard an angry voice: "Hey, hey, Chen Xing, your grandpa Jiang Chun has come to take care of your business, isn't it now?" It's not open yet?"

Jiang Chun walked with a step that his relatives did not recognize, without the slightest awareness of the guests, as soon as he entered the door, he grabbed the fat Jing Longmiao with lightning speed.

"Little cat, so fat."

Jiang Chunzheng was about to lift Jing Longmiao, but suddenly found that Jing Longmiao was so fat that he almost broke Jiang Chunqian's bone. After he put it down quickly, he came to the bar and said, "Come for a cup of coffee. It’s really a cat cafe.”

Then, Jiang Chun conveniently put down a bag of chocolates and candies bought on the side of the road, and joked: "When I came here, I heard that this place is haunted, and it's quite creepy. Why do you want to come here?"

"I'm going to criticize you a few words now. As a public official, you're talking about ghosts with me, right? Where's the materialism?"

After a few perfunctory words, Chen Xing took out a bag of coffee powder and brewed coffee for Jiang Chun: "Thanks for your patronage, exquisite hand-ground coffee, eighty for a cup."

"?"

Jiang Chun slowly put out a question mark: "Brother, you can just use Nescafe instant coffee. Since it is said to be exquisite hand-ground coffee, can you cover it up and take it out after brewing?"

"Want to drink premium coffee?"

Chen Xing glanced at Jiang Chun: "Longlong brand cat poop coffee, are you coming?"

Hearing this advanced vocabulary, Jiang Chun couldn't help but his eyes lit up: "You still have cat poop coffee? Come and give me a whole cup to try something new. I have only heard of it, but I have never drank it!"

"I'm just kidding."

"Stop talking nonsense, give me a whole cup!"

"what?"

"Don't be stunned!"

Seeing Jiang Chun being so determined, Chen Xing took a deep breath and walked up to Jing Longmiao: "Go shit, someone wants to drink."

After finishing speaking, Chen Xing looked at Jiang Chun: "Absolutely authentic cat poop coffee, drink it now!"

Jiang Chun:? ? ?
"You want to cheat me again, right?! You haven't settled the account with you in the last game!"

Having said that, Cao Chongmiao couldn't help shrinking his neck, but he soon thought of something and stiffened.

Yes, that one was played by Chen Xing, it has nothing to do with me!
(End of this chapter)