I can summon history meow

Chapter 83 'Yellow' Tiandang Li
Zhang Jiaomiao really couldn't accept this ending.

After all, from the very beginning, Zhang Jiaomiao's development path was like that of the protagonist.

The cheat book was picked up on the mountain, just in time for the plague to save the common people with talisman water, with hundreds of thousands of believers, the soldiers swept the world at the beginning, and the establishment of 36 teaching soldiers, this is clearly the script for unifying the world.

But the result is... the experience baby of the princes from all walks of life.

The gap is too big, I can't accept it!
Looking at Zhang Jiaomiao, Chen Xing couldn't help shaking his head.

For this period of history, Chen Xing is also familiar with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and Chen Xing has a very clear understanding of Zhang Jiao in the romance.

Simply put, it can be described in one sentence:
Ah Jiao's high school grades were not ideal, but it also brought him a Yellow Turban uprising on the path of peace...

under?There is no more below.

Looking at Zhang Jiaomiao, who was in the stage of self-doubt sitting on the sofa with a pale face, and then at Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao who were at a loss, Chen Xing coughed twice and was about to say something, but found Zhang Jiaomiao Meow stood up all of a sudden, and then became lively.

"It's okay, failure is not terrible, what's terrible is not admitting failure!" Zhang Jiaomiao was full of fighting spirit, "It doesn't matter if the world of Huang Tian didn't come, it's the same when it comes now!"

"Brother is right!" Zhang Baomiao meowed at the side, "As long as we brothers are of one heart, then we will definitely be able to reproduce the world of Huang Tian, ​​meow~"

Zhang Liangmiao followed closely behind: "Me too!"

Seeing this scene, Chen Xing felt something was wrong.

Isn't this a replica of Yuan Zhang's advice on making money?
Damn, they also want to add performance to the police station?

"Now is a prosperous age that has never been seen in ancient times. You should stop thinking about your own ways." Chen Xing coughed twice, stepped forward and interrupted the three brothers, "There is no way out for feudal restoration, and it's not like I don't have an emperor here. Meow, it’s not a good time to stay here..."

Having said this, Chen Xing's words came to an abrupt end.

Wait, Yuanzhang seems to be the emperor now, with all civil and military meows.

The only difference is that in the past, he established a unified dynasty, but now he is establishing a small meow court.

If it is okay to look at it this way, then what is Zhang Jiaomiao thinking?

Chen Xing looked at Zhang Jiaomiao, only to see Zhang Jiaomiao held his head high and held his chest high: "Collect people's hearts, let the world bow down at the feet of Taipingdao!"

Chen Xing:! ! !
This is really a rebel leader!

But it doesn't seem to work.

Because Chen Xing was convinced that normal people couldn't understand Zhang Jiao's words, they could only hear the cry of 'meow meow'.

It's just that Chen Xing still doesn't know what Zhang Jiaomiao's ability is. If Zhang Jiaomiao's ability is to confuse people, wouldn't he be punished?

As for ability, it is actually more like a cat's personal privacy. If it is not necessary, then Chen Xing will not force anything, as if Huo Guangmiao's ability has never been known to Chen Xing, but Chen Xing can probably understand Mostly it is the ability of 'concealment'.

But Zhang Jiaomiao is different, this guy is a real anti-thief leader.

Thinking of this, Chen Xing said with a smile: "Zhang Jiao, what is your ability?"

"Fu Shui." Zhang Jiaomiao replied as a matter of course, "I made my fortune by relying on Fu Shui, do you understand?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Jiao started sketching casually, and unexpectedly a piece of paper appeared out of nowhere: "Here comes the whole bowl of water."

Seeing this, Chen Xing took a glass of water from a disposable paper cup next to it, and placed it in front of Zhang Jiaomiao.

Seeing this, Zhang Jiaomiao immediately put the talisman paper inside, and soon they fused together visibly with the naked eye.

"Fushui (Zhangjiao Version)"

"Introduction: the talisman water of the great virtuous teacher."

"Effect: 50% chance of recovering from colds and trauma (not including major diseases), 50% chance of hyperactivity. (Limited once a day)"

Chen Xing:? ? ?
What panacea? !

Although major diseases are not included, it is still very useful!
Those who suffer from colds and broken bones usually last for a week or two!
But what does Zhangjiao version mean? Is there another version?

then……

Zhang Baomiao and Zhang Liangmiao created a weakened version of Fushui for Chen Xing.

10% chance of cure, 10% chance of hyperactivity, 20% chance of exacerbation, 60% chance of ineffectiveness.

Well, it seems that Bao and Liang's high school grades are even worse.

Chen Xing asked Zhang Jiaomiao expectantly, "Can you share it with me?"

This ability is very good, in any game, a nanny is indispensable.

"Then do you want to join the Taiping Taoist sect? This seat can make you the commander-in-chief of Fang 36!" Zhang Jiaomiao was also full of expectations.

"Forehead……"

After confirming that Zhang Jiaomiao does not have the ability to confuse people, Chen Xing also felt relieved: After all, Chen Xing did not believe that there would be a bunch of idiots who would be bewitched by cats, and then go on to do something like 'the sky is dead, Huang Tian should stand' .

But just in case, Chen Xing still advised: "Don't think too much, don't you just pursue Huang Tian in this life? You don't need to make Huang Tian famous now, many netizens have spontaneously become Huang Tian believers."

"Their catchphrase is 'Huang Tian is above me, I will never die with gambling and drugs'!"

"Meow?"

Zhang Jiaomiao was a little surprised, he couldn't believe it, so Chen Xing found an old pornographic chat group in front of him, and posted about the dangers of gambling and drugs.

Immediately after that, a group of netizens posted jokes about 'Huang Tian is on top'.

Seeing this scene, Zhang Jiaomiao couldn't help but nodded with satisfaction, and said, "These people really have insight, I appreciate it!"

"What do you call this...the mobile phone! Yes, keep the small box called the mobile phone, and I will take a look for myself."

"That won't do."

Chen Xingyi just said, how can he borrow his mobile phone casually?

So Chen Xing turned his head to look at Cao Chongmiao, and then waved: "Cang Shu, bring your mobile phone here."

Cao Chongmiao:? ? ?

No, watching the excitement can also be affected?

"I don't!" Cao Chongmiao said stubbornly.

"I'll let you play with my mobile phone, and I'll buy you a new one in two days!" Chen Xingdao.

"Really?" Cao Chongmiao's eyes lit up.

"real."

Chen Xing nodded: Now that I have money, of course I have to equip each cat with a mobile phone.

"Then I want the latest [-] pear..."

"Get away from me."

"Just kidding, just kidding, three thousand game phones are enough..."

"Huo Guangmiao, look at these three."

After giving the last sentence, one person and one cat went downstairs like this, leaving a second-hand mobile phone in place.

The three brothers Zhang Jiaomiao surrounded them and looked at each other in blank dismay.

This thing... how to use it?
But at this moment, a silver gradation came up beside them silently, and said, "This is Du Niang, this is Search..."

"..."

After Huo Guangmiao's brief teaching, Zhang Jiaomiao successfully got started, and soon understood the true meaning of 'Huang Tian'.

"It turns out that modern people like this."

Zhang Jiaomiao was contemplative, and soon had a flash of inspiration. He had an idea, and said to his two younger brothers:

"Second brother, don't you like woodcarving? Learn a little bit, what is this called... hand-made? Yes, hand-made things come out, remember that the clothes can be taken off."

"Third son, don't you like drawing? Come on, follow this painting and learn the painting method called 'Book'."

Zhang Jiaomiao patted his paw, full of confidence: "As the only one of us who has gone to school, I will reluctantly write some small yellow texts to revive Huang Tian."

"With small yellow texts, figures, and books as the key to development, my Taipingdao will definitely be revived!"

"Meow~!"

　Every time I call a cat, I can’t write well. I feel that I am more suitable for writing daily funny. Every time I meet for the first time, I don’t know how to deal with it... It’s numb.

　　Afterwards, Meow will mainly use gold cards, and the number of low-level cards will be reduced.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)